Memes aside, is he a has-been?

>current king of late-night TV
>"has-been"

>>82078596
Has-been is too much credit. Hes a never-was-been.

>broascast television late night host: one of the most prestigeous gigs a comedian can hold
>best ratings of his career
>best paycheck of his career

No. It's triggered /tv/ shitposters and nothing else.

SBORKAL KGLORBMF

LMAO stephen cuckbert is a fucking NOBODY compared to redpilled alpha male smash hits like sam hyde!!!!!

>>82078596
Yes. And this is coming from someone who hates Trump.

dromphy is a meanie

>>82078687
Agreed my friend

>>82078596
Isn't he the most viewed rival of Jimmy Fallon's late night show?

>>82078687
i just really hope you understand the joke you're making

File: stephen-colbert-slams-trumps-new-information-source-conspiracy-theorist-alex-jones.png (824KB, 1190x595px) Image search: [Google]

824KB, 1190x595px

>mfw Trump exists

>>82078632
>current king of late-night TV
>implying that's a thing anymore
A large portion of America used to watch Johnny Carson together, because back in the 70s and 80s that was really the only thing to watch when it was late at night.

According to this http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/weekly-ratings/late-night-ratings-april-17-21-2017-the-tonight-show-ticks-back-up/ the collective viewship of Colbert, Fallon, and Kimmel is less than 8 Million.

Even if you count Youtube following he's only getting a couple million views. It's a dying format.

>>82078767

I thought Colbert was getting replaced because of the low ratings? Maybe all the pandering and the *WABABBBGGRR DRUMP* finally got him an audience

I've never actually met anyone who watches his show, so maybe his ratings are misleading

File: 1493225966221.jpg (163KB, 518x535px) Image search: [Google]

163KB, 518x535px

SO

DONALD ZLORMPF

>>82078912

Your really need to take a break from /tv/

>>82078912
>*WABABBBGGRR DRUMP*
When did this fucking happen?

I keep seeing this picture/phrase everyone, can someone link the fucking video already?

>>82078596
Hes a has been that never was

>>82078890
>he's so irrelevant I make threads about how triggered I am by him every day

>>82078596
>rely on the same gimmick for almost 10 years
>it gets stale
>leave the show at the peak of your career
>get a comfy talk shw host gig
>remove all political banter from your repetoire to no one is offended ever
>for late night the bar is set so low that anything you do or say is loved by normies and moms everywhere

I think he's gone as high as someone like him can go. His show may be dogshit to promote the latest tween melodrama or marvel flick but that's where all the money is.

File: drum.jpg (90KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 1280x720px

>>82078596
Let me be the first to say it

BLORGAL BRUMPF

>>82079055
>remove all political banter from your repetoire
but there's something political in the monologue/opening sketch like every night

>>82078596
/pol/ has completely ruined entertainment for me

where i sued to see a funny late night host i now only see a shitty piece of liberal scum

kendrick lamar and frank ocean were my favorite artists but now i can't listen to them without saying 'shut the fuck up nigger' in my head

>>82078990
>getting triggered by people getting triggered

Stop.

BERGNALD GWOMPF

>>82078968

There's no video, it's just butthurt /pol/-tards shitposting about how he makes fun of Drumpf all the time.

FORGNARD KRORF

>>82079161
Where does the picture come from then?

BORKGULD GLORPF

>>82079204

I think it's just a random screen grab that works well with the meme

>>82078890
That doesn't make him a has been.

File: landscape-1465998828-colbert-trump-swastika.png (919KB, 980x490px) Image search: [Google]

919KB, 980x490px

GLORBAL GNUUUURPPF HAHAHHAAH HA HA AH AH AH HA HA GLOOORBUUUULLL

File: 1493192105850.png (98KB, 181x215px) Image search: [Google]

98KB, 181x215px

>>82079161
Spotted the redditor.

QWIPZERD CHROOMPF

>>82079252
BLARGLELD GRIMPF IS A FACKING NAZI

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

File: 1493226184088.jpg (27KB, 472x355px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 472x355px

>>82079161
>Drumpf

IT'S GLORMPF

BLURGHOLD DREMPF

>>82079120
>but there's something political in the monologue/opening sketch like every night
>"so have you heard about the latest news from the white house?"
>audience goes silent waiting for the EBIP blow out of drumpft
>"apparently TRUMP-"
>audience has already begun to tear up laughing so hard
>"wants to BAN all muslims!"
>audience starts hissing and booing
>a few start beating their chests and shireking like apes
>"yeah get this, he wants to send ALL immigrants back to their original countries!"
>audience is in full chimp out mode now screaming and shitting themselves in a wild animalistic fervor
>they start chanting KILL DRUMPFT KILL DRUMPFT NOT MY PRESIDENT BLACK LIVES MATTER
>"but you know what I think?"
>the audience is completely silent now and all the chanting and screaming stopped instantly
>"maybe he should send his EASTERN EUROPEAN IMMIGRANT WIFE back home FIRST!"
>the audience fucking explodes into laughter
>colberts staff releases a team of basketball american porn stars into the audience
>all the men with their wives immediately start offering them to the superior black men
>while this is happening everyone is laughing harder and harder
>the flow of the studio is now a mix of black cum, tears from laughter, shit and piss
>the women are consulsing on the floor in fits of manic hysteria and orgasm
>the white men of the audience have been given knives to remove their own genitals and atms so they can deposit their savings into the black lives matter fund
>colbert stands alone with a single spotlight on him
>a smug grin on his face
>he looks directly into the camera and winks

I used to find him sort of funny, there was a hilarious sketch between him and Jon Stewartstein where he was talking about the Royal family with a banana, and he's got some comedy gold out there (e.g. his nuclear explosion impression). But as time has gone on, his character got more obnoxious and zany, and then when he gave that up I rarely managed more than a chuckle at his new stuff. Now I find it more a chore to watch him than anything else.

GREDVERD ZWOMPF

Colbert, Samantha Bee and Rachael Maddow all got a huge ratings boost this year. There are millions of people who watch all three of those idiots in the same night.

ZIIGGYZOD KWIMPF

>>82079362

He was hilarious on Strangers with Candy, but that was way before he started wading into politics

>when you vote for a reality TV show host because you think he'll make America great again, but all he makes great again is late-night TV shows

Feels bad man

MEINALD KAMPF

KRODLARD BRAPTF

ZROLNAG PLEEMPF

File: david-brent.jpg (212KB, 1019x742px) Image search: [Google]

212KB, 1019x742px

So this meme is posting one of three pics of Colbert and then hammering on your keyboard so it looks like baby talk and then reposting it 13 times in an hour?

Really high quality stuff /pol/. Great work to you and of course to the mods who let this board become entirely unusable.

He's getting higher ratings than ever and his videos get more views on youtube than the people who /pol/ claims are "dominating" youtube like Alex Jones and Paul Watson

NORGJURD GREMBF

>>82079475
YouTube forces his videos to trend and forcibly hides PJW and Alex Jones.
And /pol/ makes fun of MAYNE STREEM METEOR all the time.

>>82079436
These shows are as shit as ever, though. Unless you mean made their viewership greater (as in larger).

>>82079468
This is top notch leftist humor pal. Don't knock it till you try it.

BROTBERD NURMF

Stephen Colbert looks at the camera, with a slight grin on his face. 'Heh, look what Donald Trump just did, pretty wacky, eh?', taking the utmost care to pronounce the president's name as clearly as possible, elucidating it admirably. The audience laughs lightheartedly and the piano plays a little melody. Colbert winks cheekily at the camera, showing a youthful charm despite his middle age. Fin.

>>82079421
Ah, I never watched that but a few clips on YouTube are pretty funny. I think he could have been a decent comedic actor as he has good timing, but either way he's had major success with the route he took.

TERGUROLD BROMBF

He and both the jimmys seem to be doing fine for the tiny pie Late Night has become. Even James cordon and Conan (who's in fucking cable) are doing fine.

Seth Myers always seemed to be my most hated and the one struggling.
He has no charisma and constantly comes off as a wuss. He wasn't funny on SNL and his touchy-feely, bitch-ass face is sequestered for second fiddle to Fallon.
At least Colbert tries to be edgy and didn't fucking cry like a baby for his mom on mothers day
Fuck Seth Meyers

GLORVALD BWOOMPF

U LOOK DINGLE DOMP? DOMP BAD MAN. DUMR AND BAD SILLY. HE ORANGE HAIR? DUM DUM DOMPF!!!!!!!!!!

GRINGOLD QUEEMPF

DONALD TRUMP

Blonard Gruumppph

NIMBORD MURPF

blamph schlami

>>82079252
you rarely get writing this good on tv shows

>>82079626
CALL HIM BY HIS ACTUAL NAME DAMN IT

BORPFARD BWIMPF

File: 1451630178484.jpg (175KB, 960x600px) Image search: [Google]

175KB, 960x600px

>mfw libs are making sure Trump gets re-elected

Is Trump behind this madness? Is this 4d chess?

>>82079529
It's always easy to spot a Reddit trumptard when they can't greentext
If you're not careful, you'll make trump insufferable and the memes will flip.
This is known as the "rick and morty" syndrome.
>inb4 libtard
I voted Ron Paul, as I always have and will.

>>82078596
This cunt makes my skin crawl
Once trump leaves office he will be out of a job

HORGNOLD GOMPF

SBRINGLRHTS STRMPGTFDS

remember:

>https://archive.moe/_/search/tripcode/!PaulRHvKC./
Reminder that you will never be a /tv/ poster
Reminder that you will always be a /pol/ reject
Reminder that you will always be a /v/edditor from /r9k/
Reminder that again that:
YOU
WILL
NEVER
BE
/tv/

BREMBEROLD BORGWOMPF

>>82078596

BOBBAWAABABGRRRR MASTADON BRUMMB

File: doll.jpg (119KB, 400x469px) Image search: [Google]

119KB, 400x469px

>>82078596
Sometimes I go on reddit to educate them about basic elements of being a human. It never goes well. Today, I merely tried to explain to them how truly callous it is to run nightly segments mocking someone who is in custody battle for their children. It' a very cold thing to do.

I just don't understand why so many people lack compassion, particularly on reddit. It's such a cruel website.

KROMPTURD SHRIMPF

BAZINGA

>>82078596
RAMAN STUMPFT

He triggers all the Drumpf losers, it's a win for me since he is funny too

GRUMPY SDRUMPFT

>>82078596
He was only ever good on Harvey Birdman

>>82079677
Never gonna happen, his first 100 days as a president are a complete disaster so far, only mindless fanboys still defend him at this point, turns out that electing someone that has 0 experience as a politician rarely works out

>>82079401
Catharsis for snowflakes

>>82079976
>Drumpf

It's BURPFARD SHROOMPF get it right.

>>82080045
Even if he gets nothing accomplished he will always be a better choice than Hillary Clinton

>>82078596
More like a never-was.

>>82080129
Not really, at best he will be as bad as Hillary would've been, given that he did everything that she would do
>suck wall street's cock
>engage war against syria
>weaken the russia/usa relationship
you are delusional

>this is the only meme of 2017

Is this the tier of our memes now? Rehashed liberal shit?

Reddit cant even steal this shit, because its basically their meme anyway.

4chan is dead.

>>82080200
No we would have even more of Obama's SJW bullshit rammed down out throats.

You are a fuckhead, go fuck yourself

>>82080230
>being scared of pro LGBT policies
go kill yourself my man

>>82079390
ᵈʰᵃᶰᶫᵈ ᵈʳᵘᶠᶠ

>>82080223
Indeed. I'm an oldfag I started using 4chan a year and a half ago and I remember that 4chan was much better than what I see it is today. Especially boards like a, co, tv and v. My #homeboards
But I might start using le reddit exclusively when I see what state the kids today bring in. No #respect for their elders. *snorts*

GLOBNOLD FLORMPF

>>82079401
Television is the new safe space.

>>82080045
Did you really expect Trump to snap his fingers and get everything done in the first 100 days? These things take time and long "discussions" Look at the congressional record.

If the democrats and neocons keep stonewalling, it will be very hard for anything to get through. But they will all be primaried.

>>82078968
It's nothing specific. It's the fact that his entire show is about trump now.

Trump is hilarious but Dave Chapelle said it best when he said trump is bad for comedy because now every comedian has the same routine: make fun of trump.

Colbert fixation on trump and only trump shows he has no real creative ideas. Just watch his latest clip on YouTube and you'll notice he doesn't actually create any funny material, it's just
>hey look at this funny trump tweet!!!
Which is something anyone can do by just looking at trumps tweets on twitter.

Basically he's a hack and relying on trump to stay relèvent, like every subpar comedian.

File: 1493165795045.jpg (90KB, 800x700px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 800x700px

>>82080392
>>82080406
>Trump
HIS NAME IS ZREGNALD TROMPF

>>82078596
HONGLE HORMPF

>>82080406
>every comedian has the same routine: make fun of trump.
If only Trump didn't make their job so easy.

>>82080406
this, trump is too easy to make fun of because he unintentionally makes fun of himself thanks to his sheer stupidity

DLANOD PMURT

>>82080371
>one and a half year
>oldfag

pick one

fuck off newfag

>>82080392
>But they will all be primaried.

into more democrats

Republicans lost big on the AHCA. Absolutely no one wanted it and poor people are starting to turn around on Obamacare

>>82080487

what happened to all the threads, did mods start banning?

I was laughing so fucking hard last night

>>82080507
HAHAHAHA

now that's delusion.

>>82080406
Its low hanging fruit and pandering.
Thats why the best comics avoided bush jokes like the plague.
Trump is the same situation just completely over the top.

DUMP TRUCK

File: 1493160794283.png (65KB, 420x367px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 420x367px

PORNOLD.... PORP

>>82078596
hes really funny

>>82079468
We're talking about /tv/ here dude. The board that decided posting BANE? Over and over was hilarious.

At least this time people are mixing it up with different spellings

KRONHOLD ... HLUMPF

>>82080611
at least you can talk! who are you?

>>82080611

but it actually was hilarious and still is

and so is this new colbert meme

>>82079699
>muh greentext
Oh just fuck off already

>>82080444
That's the point.

BALTHASAR GELT

Real talk: is his (and Jon Oliver's, for that matter) show mostly about Trump? I literally only see either of them mentioned when I stumble onto the "trending" part of Youtube, and it's literally ALWAYS about Trump in some way. Same goes for Seth Myers.

Didn't late night talkshows used to have guests to promote movies, music, books, etc.? Now it's literally all politics.

File: 1489637260126.png (108KB, 527x431px) Image search: [Google]

108KB, 527x431px

>>82080701

File: 220px-TakesiKitano.jpg (12KB, 220x284px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 220x284px

>more people watching him now than ever
>"has been"

I wish he was a has been, the Colbert Report was one of my favorite shows. It's so sad to see someone I used to look up to turn into such a soulless shill. I mean come on, he supported Ron Paul in 2012, how does he go from supporting Ron Paul to this?

>>82080513
Yeah, mods thinking they can contain memes.

>>82080486
THIS
FUCK ZONAL DEFENDING AND FUCK WHYTE PEOPLE

>>82080757

why do they have to ruin everything that is good?

DUNDER MIFFLIN

>>82080656
Bane isn't funny anymore, it was funny when it made people spazzing out defending the movie, and created OC. Colbert posting is funny currently for the same reason

Donald Trump? more like Cocklergombler Wombler!

File: dolan dump.png (2MB, 1029x1078px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1029x1078px

FORREST GUMP

BORGANOLD FORK

>>82079468
BONAAWW BURRRPP

>>82080785
GASALD TRUKIKF

File: Colbert.png.CROP_.rectangle3-large.png (333KB, 568x346px) Image search: [Google]

333KB, 568x346px

So...

Drunnel Druffp

>>82080709
I think they all still do that but they have 'The Trump Section' which they upload to Youtube and use bots to get trending for all the kids who don't watch TV to see.

CHORNY TORT

MOINY KRUMFKA

>>82078596

>oh look it's another "let me bring out my caricature of dumb republicans to make up for my lack of substance" episode

>>82078596
His ratings are higher than ever. And way higher than they ever were during The Colbert Report.

It's just some aspie making the same >drumpf thread over and over every time it expires. Get of /tv/

File: Untitled.png (2MB, 1352x746px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1352x746px

>>82080406
he stood closer to the camera than people usually stand in that one monologue though

>>82080785
>>82080959
>>82081054
>>82081061
These are great names for new Star Wars characters. Thanks guys.

CRUMULENT WORD

>>82081062
>Clearly hasn't seen Colbert's Late Show once since it premiered

He makes fun of Trump more than Republicans, and usually it's all done with by the end of the first act.

DONALD DUCK

BOOMDUMB FLUMPRFT

KLUMP

BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH

>>82080444
>how dare low hanging fruit be low hanging

Yes, yes. Let's blame the fruit.

>>82080495
not being able to detect sarcasm is a sign of retardedness

SMÖRGÅSBORD

File: start.jpg (114KB, 364x442px) Image search: [Google]

114KB, 364x442px

>>82080280
>>being scared of pro LGBT policies
chop off your sons dick

File: 1478546022282.png (277KB, 1793x1313px) Image search: [Google]

277KB, 1793x1313px

STOP IT YOURE ALL TRIGGERED
YOURE NOT HAVING FUN YOURE MAD
YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE MAD I KNOW IT
STUPID TRUMPKINS BTFO GO BACK TO POL REEEE
R/THE_DONALD

>>82078596
Is this shitty meme a 'BAZINGA/ZIMBABWE' reskin?

>>82081144
So? He does it EVERY DAY. This is obsession. This is why there are threads mocking him for this.

>>82081405
What did Bill Nye the transgender 'guy' mean by this?

MOREL SPLEMF

>>82080782
Probably crying wojak faced mod cucks pulling their hair out crying about how this is not funny

"KLENK" is one of my favorites

SBDRUNDL VNUMPF

REGGIE FLURNF

ROGAL DORN

POHNALD GRUHMPF

MOTHER FUCK

>>82081513
I don't understand those faggots.

They claim /tv/ is a shitty board and deserves to die, and thus do nothing to clean up the garbage threads we're spammed with everyday.

Then, when we FINALLY come up with memes that are funny, they instantly start permabanning everyone for bringing life back into the board.

Fuck those stupid cunts.

File: no.png (569KB, 1330x1041px) Image search: [Google]

569KB, 1330x1041px

>>82078596
He's still quite popular, but I stopped watching his stuff after The Colbert Report ended. I'll occasionally see a segment of his current show and it seems alright.

SCROODY... TOOT?

>>82079468

It's the logical endpoint of the Drumpf joke.

If you've got a problem take it up with John Oliver.

PICKLE RICK

>>82081674

>MUH GENERALS

they got what they want, were all doing it in one thread which not nearly as funny

mods if you're reading this I hope you get hit by mac truck

File: 1481685891632.jpg (214KB, 764x665px) Image search: [Google]

214KB, 764x665px

>>82081602

BARACK OBAMA

>>82080045
t. increasingly nervous manchild

>>82081755
JUST

>>82079699
>I voted Ron Paul, as I always have and will.
Writing in someone who isn't running shows you're completely delusional or cowardly

PENIS PUMP

>>82079677
It's true that the left is imploding, and Bill Nye is turning people off, but normal people aren't looking to Trump for reelection

File: 1491505823760.png (389KB, 346x524px) Image search: [Google]

389KB, 346x524px

>>82078596
I hate the fact hes the go to comedy solution for all these ugly lesbo comedians.Like cobert is barely funny himself stop mimicing him

File: SDA.jpg (32KB, 304x348px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 304x348px

BLRGKBLRGK KIGD GIBS DIX WEEEEWO??
BIX NOODSGIBS OHNALD HRUPT!!!

HAHAHAHA

>>82081674
Theres probably still a high percentage of ultra liberal mod friends that mood put in place who get triggered the moment someone makes fun of their progressive mouthpieces.
I'm not even political but Im glad smug liberals finally get some blowback for their lazy as fuck smug attitude

SO... ANAL DARK

File: t1239953338.jpg (17KB, 241x250px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 241x250px

BINKLE BONK

But seriously though, what happened to Colbert? I know his character on Colbert Report was just a stereotypical conservative, but it came off as a bit endearing at times. Now he's full liberal talking piece.

File: giygaspray.jpg (85KB, 518x392px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 518x392px

.........drumpffff...........

SHARINGAN

>>82081924
PEANUT UNTOUCHABLE

>182 posts
>81 posters
really activate your almonds

>>82081928

His show went in the shitter since Obama got elected. Most comedy died in those 8 years.

I don't know if he didn't expect it to last over 3 years, but he had no idea of where to take his character once Bush left office.

File: 1488791556431.jpg (127KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

127KB, 640x640px

>NAFTA getting BTFO
I thought I'd be tired of winning, but nope, still feels good

Thanks President Blornal Zrumpf

but seriously folks we can't let this guy with the secret kfc formula

>>82082018
We need that Szechuan sauce.

>>82081996
really BLURGS your GORMPS

HRONGULD BWARPF IS A RAYSSEST

GAZORPAZORP

File: ohshit.png (2MB, 2817x2465px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2817x2465px

BARBO BLEEAAAUUURGH

JARGOLD GROUMPF

SHPLENALD SHMORKADOO

>>82082131
is this memekino?

GESTAPO LUMPFH

WEWUZ KANGS

What is Colbert's tax policy?

ZAP ZIPPITYZOPWOF

FOURNIVAL FRESCOBALDI

File: COLBORK.jpg (615KB, 1260x1255px) Image search: [Google]

615KB, 1260x1255px

GRUUUUUBBBORRR GLURMMMP

File: tfw trump wont notice me.jpg (9KB, 147x207px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 147x207px

I TRIED SO HARD

>>82082131
NEEESSSSS NUUUUMPPFFF

>>82078632
shill

>>82078687
Hello, fellow ADL member!

When does he make this face?

>>82079161
>liberals are the only ones that can make fun of people

File: sketch-1493240033220.png (999KB, 1091x1080px) Image search: [Google]

999KB, 1091x1080px

DRARGL DRUMBLE

Quick post rare colbert

>>82078596
>has-been
No. Trump getting elected saved his show. He BECAME relevant because of the election. He would've been a has-been otherwise.

>>82078912
Colbert is beating Fallon in the ratings now. Has been for several weeks now.

Fallon's people are making him get a little bit political in his jokes because of this.

File: tv cry babies.png (33KB, 631x131px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 631x131px

>ONLY US LIBERALS CAN MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE
>HOW DARE YOU MAKE A FUNNY MEME CRITIZING SOMEONE WHO CRITICIZES A REPUBLICAN
>ONLY LIBERALS CAN MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE
>DON'T MAKE FUN OF LIBERALS YOUR TRUMPKINS
>OUT OF MY SAFE SPACE
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This is the current state of /tv/

>>82078596
Yes, him being himself is very preachy and not funny.

His character on Colbert Report an over-the-top right wing pundit was hilarious. And virtually everything he said was funny when after giving his new show about 10 tries, I've never laughed once. I'm thinking it was behind the scenes writers that made him great at this point, and he was never that funny on his own. The writers of his new show suck.

Paradoxically, by playing a right wing pundit exposing the absurdity of the right wing messages, he was much more subtle than saying these things outright.

Yup. Has been. No longer relevant or about as relevant as Samantha Bee. Just someone who preaches a leftist shill message with an occasional unfunny joke

First CURRENT YEAR, then Drumpf, what will Mr. Oliver drum up next?!

>>82078890
>what are DVRs

>>82078596
This meme is shit but it's pretty hilarious seeing reddittors lash out in autistic fits because you dare insult the "late-night king".

How fucking thin skinned can you people be ?

File: 1490373530345.jpg (54KB, 368x367px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 368x367px

>>82078596
now that he is legit pushing political views and not being satire, he's not funny.

>>82079677
>That low energy pic
>Cant even cut out people properly from the image

https://youtu.be/VDHUAGdhVOE