MUUUUAAAAAAHHHH

>>82077653
Muaaahaaaaa the frensh cschampiange aiihas alweuyagvws beenn renowyednd for iysh sexcellence...

>>82077653
>tfw cannot celebrate new years eve without reenacting this commercial in a drunken stupor

Just do anything?

>>82077653
thanks OP

this meme hasn't been moving. and memes are like sharks

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MWAAAaaah the Naboo communications have always been renowned for their disruption

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>>82077653

>>82078235
>this meme hasn't been moving

I think it's cuz nu/tv/ doesn't know who Orson Welles is in the first place.

>>82078252
oh fuck

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>>82077653
10/10 OC, OP.

>>82078252
Medium kek made me smirk

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>Imagine being Orson in that ad and having to be all like "Muuuhaaaahhh, Paul Masson, you fuckin' fine, all delicious with your in-the-bottle fermentation and horrific faux-French monstrous taste. I would totally drink you, both in this advert and one for frozen peas." when all he really wants to do is drink another $500 Dom Perignon in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Orson and not only sit in that chair while the extra pours his disgusting California champagne in front of you, the favourable lighting barely concealing the suspicious-looking sediment building in it, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that pour. Not only having to tolerate the monstrous fucking taste but Paul Masson's haughty attitude as everyone on set says it's VINTAGE DATED and DAMN, PAUL MASSON CHAMPAGNE TASTES LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and drink the disgusting fucking piss water contorting your palette into horrific flavours you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been drinking nothing but a healthy diet of Krug and Bollinger and later alleged moonshine for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Wisconsin. You've never even drunk anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the chemical contaminants in this mass produced sham pigswill as it's poured again and again for you, the extra smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in the "French excellence (for that is what they call it)", the excellence they worked so hard for with fermentation techniques in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could break a bottle and stab everyone in this room, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Orson Welles. You're drunk as fuck and don't know why the extra isn't doing anything. Just bear it. Slur your lines and bear it.

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Mwuahhh thefriends and CIA have always been know for their flight plans

>>82078252
WHOA

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>>82077653
Admired for it's excellence

>>82078313
I don't think that's the case, nu-anon

>>82077653
Fuck yes. Top 3 /tv/ memes for me.

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>>82081318
That cheeky filename

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXpVA7IAH1o

>>82081423
Greeting, fellow bernd

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIenIcLpRZQ

>>82077653
Goddamn it, /tv/ I can't look at a picture of Wells anymore without immediately having a Pavlovean Muuuuaaah the French reaction

>>82082374
Better for the """(((champagne)))""" than for the frozen peas.

>>82081318
KEK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q85cV3GOMw

>>82080257
A daring synthesis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGPakl57PbI

Inspired--*taps finger on bottle*