Well /tv/? What would you respond?

Maybe in your next life

>>82077040
First post is best post.

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>>82077040

sure, whatever you say sugartits

>>82077013
>Well you want my honesr opinion right? I think you're above such superficial thoughts but for what it's worth, you're not as pretty as Jessica, you're prettier. Both on the outside and inside.

uhhh...

>>82077474

This guy fucks

>>82077518
His hand maybe
.

>>82077547
nope, that guy is clearly a pussymagnet, look at that smooth as fuck post i bet all bitches within 5km of him are already wet.

>>82077474
all the eggs

>"Darling, you could be exactly as beautiful as just under the threshold above which you'd be confident enough to leave me."
>places her hand on my peepee

>>82077013
jessica's the brown girl that got raped right ?
what were the writers thinking she's not that good looking desu. hannah on the other hand was THICC but way too retarded to even fuck her own beta orbiter .

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>>82077474

>>82077013
>to be honest lad, i think jess is a bit of rotter but i'd defo have a go on you, you're quite fit

>>82077547
>>82077593
>>82077703
And what exactly is wrong with that, oh mighty Chads. It's miles better than Clay's spaghetti spilling.

>>82077013
You're gonna need to lose 50 lbs.

>>82077797
This is what to say.
Talk shit on Jessica.

>>82077013
M'lady please fret not on the appearances of others or yourself, for I value character and intellect over aesthetics on any day. Whilst Jessica Davis may be considered classically attractive I myself see only a bore who couldn't hold her own at debating club. If you would consider me a fitting partner, I would take care of you and protect you from the ignorance of others who might try to belittle your sense of self-worth. Indeed I would not expect anything from you, certainly not sex for that is not what I seek, other than your companionship and loyalty.

>>82077013
>Yes.

>>82077960
madman

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>>82077013
>everyone on the show acting like this is some 10/10 supermodel
I was questioning if my brain was broken or something

>>82077694
>way too retarded to even fuck her own beta orbiter
Girls would rather die than fuck their beta orbiters.

If you realize that the driving force behind Hannah's actions were to avoid fucking Clay everything makes a lot more sense. It even explains why she would keep going to parties where she knows rapists are about. That tube needs to be stuffed and she has to make sure that Clay is not the one to do it. Even if it means, lesbianism, getting groped by Justin Foley, or getting raped by Bryce. She will even kill herself to avoid that fate.

>>82077960
Alpha as fuck.

>>82078021
>this is a 10/10 in muhrica

>>82077960
hmm risky but it might just work

>>82077013
Nah.
But I would tap your ass if you ask.

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>>82077013
All women are beautiful in their own way and the idiosyncrasies that help define your personality make you completely unique. I won't deny that she is pretty but the person I want to get to know is the one behind your eyes and in your heart. Your beauty is your own and should be cherished, not compared to that of another.

>>82078021
She had nicer tits and a better BMI
t. tried to jack off during the hot tub rape and had to rewind to earlier when Jessica was in the hot tub

>>82077013
I feel no guilt. Stop trying to guilt me.

>>82078040
>Girls would rather die than fuck their beta orbiters.
that's not true senpai, they usually keep them for confidence \ as a last resort . she liked clay from the beginning , the only reason he became an orbiter is because he had no initiative so she went with justin.
after justin she very obviously wanted clay's dick and was too retarded to get it although he literally was her orbiter.

What does the guy in the show saw?

>>82078021
Even the other black girl was way hotter.

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>>82078021
Is that the so called Jessica Davis?

>>82078256
She'd still rather be raped by Bryce than have to break the glass and get her emergency orbiter's dick out. He can have his turn when she's gained 80 more lbs drinking hot chocolate and eating candy bars. When everyone else considers her unfuckable he might get a chance. If he treats her like a princess.

>>82077013
Are Hannah's tapes considered admissible evidence? She's not under oath when making them and she cannot be cross examined. Isn't introducing them a whole bunch of hearsay?

>>82078620
Hannah's tapes led Clay to get real evidence from Bryce.

>>82077013
What Clay should have said was..

>why do you throw yourself at Tyler and Marcus when it's obvious that I'm deeply in love with you and would do my best to make you happy? Do you think I'm pretty?

>>82078680
If he said that Hannah would have died from second hand embarrassment and saved herself from suicide

who?

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>>82077474

>>82078504

She looks more Australian to me

Is there going to be a second season?

>>82077013
No.

>>82078855

She's likehalf dutch half Somali or something

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>>82077474

>>82078858
It's Netflix, there will be 5 seasons at least

>>82078816
Dude, she was up for fucking anyone but Clay, then asks him if she's pretty? He should have been asking the same thing.

Hannah has a big fucking head

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>>82079020
I'd give her a big fucking head if you understand what I'm referring to.

>>82079052
the head of her dog that you killed? you fucking creep I'm calling the cops

>>82078858
ya itll be about the school shooter and called 13 pictures why

>>82078021
>that
>10/10
top kek, they're REALLY shilling this stupid shit aren't they? reminds me of that fucking popcorn ad with the blonde mother and 3 mutt kids at the airport

Show full of sexually frustrated teens.
Hannah's sexual value reduced to zero: all but the final decision by Bryce to rape her was her fault.
Clay has no personality and is an agent of lust towards Hannah. If the show were to have a happy ending he would have fucked her. Instead the 'climax' of the show is Hannah's suicide scene.

When guys fuck girls some never see the girl again because they're no longer in lust and are left with the girl's personality as her key selling point: after Hannah's death (remember: psychological climax) Clay spends all his time getting to know her where he didn't before.

>>82079052

Like a head of cabbage?

>>82078830
Yet another netflix show that seems more popular than it actually is and would never survive on TV.

>>82079133
>>82078021 (You)
>>82079133 (You)
Remember that girl at school who you used to wank over every night. The literal 11/10 best girl ever.

Yep, she probably wasn't even a 7. It's all relative when you're a horny teenfag, and you're probably gay.

>>82079226

Jokes on you faggot, my high school crush was Taylor Swift

>>82079261
You went to school with Taylor Swift? Even if you did, kinda proves my point.

>>82078422
>Do you think I could ever be as pretty as Jessica Davis?

*long silence*

>Great. Thanks. Got it.

<No, I-I just...

<I mean, yeah, Jessica's pretty and all, but you're special.

>Special. Like retarded.

<Did I say retarded?

<I didn't say retarded,

<and I don't think we're supposed to use that word anymore.

>Regardless... I saw you try to be kind... and, you know, fail.

<Wait, I didn't...

<Wait, how did this conversation go so wrong, so fast?

>It's how you're socialized.

>I keep thinking you're some different kind of male. Clearly, there's no such thing.

* girl storms off*

>>82077013
>Y-you too

>>82077818
it's still spergy as hell
maybe passable if you drop the pretentious line about superficial thoughts

>>82078653
>makes her orbiter get revenge for her after she kills herself
Damn, the post mortem cuck

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>>82077474

>>82078840
>>82079449
Dumb fucking frogpostersm

>>82078541
i think you're a pathetic beta faggot (no disrespect senpai,we all are\were to some degree at some point) and projecting yourself unto clay . she obviously wanted clay and hated bryce since he was an asshole to her from the beginning . its just that having been treated like shit by every guy she was with she understandably sperged out abit with clay .still she could and should have just come to him the next day and explained herself but then the show wouldnt work if she wasnt socially retarded.

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>>82077013
Yea, it's not that hard.

>>82079511
WORST ASS
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>>82079368
>likes him
>dude orbits her so hard she could literally use his face as a seat daily
>still manages to get insulted by his betaness

>>82078021
She's looks like a white black girl, 10/10 in America

>>82079368
I'm surprised it was her that committed suicide and not him tbqh

>>82078816
true but at that point coming out as a jealous faggot would be better then his beta shit. and atlest he'd be honest and force her to either take his dick or tell him to fuck off both options way better then the alternative (what happens in the show)

>>82078932
>Dude, she was up for fucking anyone but Clay
she wanted clay senpai , she says so int he tapes plenty of times and its fucking obvious .
the reason she goes for marcus\justin is to make him jealous. fucking brilliant 100% reliable highschool girl logic to make the guy whos too beta to ask you out ask you out. its not like he's gona be even more beta if he sees you with other guys

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>>82077474
>I think you're above such superficial thoughts

>>82079618
desu i think the only thing that separated it from being the other way around and the show being about hannah listening to clay's tapes is clay not finding himself alone in that hottub with bryce.

they're both retarded beta autist losers , the only reason she KYSd is the rape.

>>82079830
>its not like he's gona be even more beta if he sees you with other guys
where do you think you are?

>>82077013
He should've kissed her at the roof when they watched the moon. It was literally the perfect opportunity, even I saw that even though I'm KHV.

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These two are going to fuck next season right?

>>82080421

Every time la bamba magically showed up, I laughed.

They turned him into magical mexican.

>>82079830
While she wanted Clay when she actually got him she couldn't do and unleashed her pent up misandry on him, she then heads over to local rapist and lets herself get cornered and doesn't even try to stop it.
She can claim that she want him all she wants but her cunt disagrees.

>>82077474
A girl like her wouldn't understand that and neither is it something she WANTS to hear.

>>82077013
>implying

>>82081058
Implying what?

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>>82080625
>unleashed her pent up misandry on him
come on dude she's just a socially retarded girl having a spergout ,are you completely incapable of having sympathy for other people ?.
also as far as she knows justin raped jessica , not bryce and i'd imagine she'd run off if she saw justin in that party although i agree that having a walk while depressed and feeling like shit and walking into a party is retarded and is a shitty plot point .

at the end of the day she's just unlucky ,every moment of social retardation from her\clay is placed precisely to cause maximum damage, all the people she happens to get to know happen to be assholes and the party she stumbles into happens to be hosted by a rapist.

>>82080480
lmao i thought i was the only one. I couldn't help myself from bursting out laughing every time he was on screen. Best scene was him being in the toilet stall next to Clay.

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>>82077604
Toppest zozzle

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>>82079368
>mfw

>>82079956
>the only reason she KYSd is the rape

The only reason Hannah let herself get raped is because she wanted a reason to kill herself.

>>82081453
That she already isn't prettier than jessica

>>82077013
Is it just me or this series is really bad?
The characters are unilateral stereotypes and caricatures of themselves: Hannah's mom reminds of Winona Ryder in Stranger Things, and it's every bit as unsufferable: she's scandalized by the graffiti "carved" in the girls' bathroom as if it wasn't the same in her own school when she was the same age; all the kids look like a 90's sitcom: the jocks, the nerd, the weird photographer; the parents as well are akin to those of an anonymous corny show: they lack any ability to interact with a younger generation whatsoever, and this is especially the case with Clay's inept parents.
This is due partly to the bad acting but also to the horrendous writing, which is also manifest in the ridiculous plot, where everybody week after week can't seem to let go of the attention seeking of a teenage girl, while living in a medium-sized town.
The short life of Hannah Baker is also paradoxically bordering comical in how naturally unlucky the girl is, almost like a horror B-movie or Jesse in The Neon Demon: everything and everybody turns against her in a matter of seconds, all the while nobody seems to notice nor care.
From a visual point of view the show is simply unimpressive: if I was asked to, I could not name a single shot that stuck in my mind: there is no symmetry, no memorable lighting or anything of the sort.
The portrayal of "today's issues" such as bullying, drug usage, suicide is done in the most naïve way possible, dumbing down the concepts.
Bullying is portrayed in the laziest way possible, as the distribution of a compromising picture/list usually through devilish "social media", without considering the actual "social" aspect of bullying, both online and in real life.

>>82082257
She is but the writers are retarded. Jessica is average at best.

>>82082349
>teenage girl is self-conscious about her appearance and believes another girl is prettier
>bad writing
nope, this scenario is actually completely believable and you're a fucking dunce.

>>82080421

Nah. Tony's faithful to his bf.

>>82082284
Stale pasta 2bh.

>>82077474
>consider yourself qualified for one of my suicide tapes

>>82082284
not only that but the show is so unbalanced that throughout the show I don't even feel myself caring or feeling sympathetic for the "main character" Hannah, but the show focuses too much on the white knight. i thought this show was supposed to be about the people who are suicidal lol

>>82083053
This is literally the freshest pasta
Or isn't this series really bad?
The characters are unilateral stereotypes and caricatures of themselves: Hannah's mom reminds of Winona Ryder in Stranger Things, and it's every bit as unsufferable: she's scandalized by the graffiti "carved" in the girls' bathroom as if it wasn't the same in her own school when she was the same age; all the kids look like a 90's sitcom: the jocks, the nerd, the weird photographer; the parents as well are akin to those of an anonymous corny show: they lack any ability to interact with a younger generation whatsoever, and this is especially the case with Clay's inept parents.
This is due partly to the bad acting but also to the horrendous writing, which is also manifest in the ridiculous plot, where everybody week after week can't seem to let go of the attention seeking of a teenage girl, while living in a medium-sized town.
The short life of Hannah Baker is also paradoxically bordering comical in how naturally unlucky the girl is, almost like a horror B-movie or Jesse in The Neon Demon: everything and everybody turns against her in a matter of seconds, all the while nobody seems to notice nor care.
From a visual point of view the show is simply unimpressive: if I was asked to, I could not name a single shot that stuck in my mind: there is no symmetry, no memorable lighting or anything of the sort.
The portrayal of "today's issues" such as bullying, drug usage, suicide is done in the most naïve way possible, dumbing down the concepts.
Bullying is portrayed in the laziest way possible, as the distribution of a compromising picture/list usually through devilish "social media", without considering the actual "social" aspect of bullying, both online and in real life.

Had to watch the whole thing with my gf

it only took until the second episode for my gf to say "i'm glad she killed herself"

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I bet he had a great boipucci

>tfw you never had a friend like Jeff back in high school

>>82077040
Kek

>>82083903
kill yourself

>>82077013
>the "hottest girl in school" is a generic mulatto that's objectively a 6/10
>the girl that everyone fucks with and bullies is a cutie with a thicc booty
That school was stupid.

>>82084023
This. Hannah had just the right amount of chub.

>>82077013
You caused 90% of your problems and you deserve what Bryce is gonna do to you

>>82083718
For whatever reason he reminds me of a character form Peanuts

>>82077013
Yes.

>>82084362
>another edgy bryce didnothingwrong/it was deserved comment
Here's your (you)

>>82082855
Didn't Brad (Tony's bf) mention that Tony was getting sexts from other guys or something? Tony is a good guy but the way he acts around Clay is questionable.

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>>82084362
>No Chad to normify you

>>82078858
Netflix will churn out seasons till the end of time where each season is worse than the previous one ie every netflix original ever.

>>82085276
Bryce unironically did nothing wrong tho

>>82086840
Did nothing right*

Ftfy

>>82078021
Nobody is acting like she's a 10/10 supermodel, she's just considered pretty. Which she is lol

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>If you want to save Hannah, you have to learn Interpretive Dance.

what did he mean by this?

>>82087225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc

He saw that Garrett was able to save Alexa through the power of dance and wanted to save the next girl.

>>82083517

I'm watching it with myself and I'm fucking loving it lad, it's hilarious. Felt bad about Jeff though, I like the "good jock" subversive trope, it's more true to life than "all jocks are evil"

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>>82087290
Jesus not this again

Clay was a retard who should've finished the tapes overnight

Hannah is a manipulative sociopath

>>82078620
>>82078653
Even with Bryce's tape, they have nothing because everything falls apart when Zach shows the note he kept while Hannah insisted he threw it away.

The only way to convict Bryce is Justin talking and Jessica crying under oath about it, Hannah and her cuck have only circumstantial evidence against Bryce.

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>>82077040

>>82079511
is that a white person doing black face??

>>82078858
We will probably have Alex's videos/diaries/whatever while pushing Tyler into the /supremegentleman/ mindset for the finale.

Hoping it ends there but if it doesn't i think Jessica or/and Justin killing themselves a la Romeo & Juliet could carry another season.

I can't see a fourth season happening unless they kill Clay.

>>82087583
I get why he didn't want to listen to the tapes, the guy was just off his meds and he was having hallucinations just by listening to one

Not to mention his only mate died and he had to watch him bleed out

But after the gay poet's tape, he really should have just sat his ass down and listened to those fucking tapes

>>82087987
No it's a black white person.

>>82077013
>"You are prettier."
:o)

>>82080421
What kind of boots is Tony wearing?

How many days did it take Clay to listen to the tapes?

>>82077474
And this is why you're a virgin. Pussy doesn't belong on a pedestal

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Why does anyone care some fat broad killed herself?

>>82089636
Fat? You're a fucking idiot. She's beautiful

>>82089773
Maybe if she laid off the sandwiches she wouldn't have that pudgy face

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>>82077013
If you brush some hair in over that airport tarmac of a forehead i'll think about it.

>>82089880
You're never going to have a gf

>still killed herself after how nice that random poet guy was to her, even asking her to come back to the group because they miss her

What a fucking cry baby FAGGOT

>>82090004
But muh evil faggot school paper editor ruined poetry for her so even that couldn't save her.
Basically she was gonna kill herself no matter what.

>>82077013
>Y-yes. Wait, I mean no. NO, I mean yes! You already are! You just need to lose some weight. Oh shit, I didn't mean to say that, sorry!

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>>82083949
now THIS is a kek if I ever did see one

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>>82077474

>>82077040
heehehehahahahahahah
>>82077474
kys

>>82077013

Huh? Did you say something?

>mexican guy tells Clay he killed Hannah
>a song based on Stephen King's "The Stand" plays

was Tony actually Randall Flagg the whole time?

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I always used to dream in high school that some qt would ask me something like that. It never happened.

>>82091648
That's because movies and TV aren't real. It's all lies. There's redeeming value in about .001% of it. Ingesting too much of this fiction will cause you to have a dysfunctional view of the world, resulting in the depression you know all too well.

>>82091747
Normies probably do have talks like that..

>>82092037
Enjoy your endless pity-party.

>>82092078
I wish I was.

>>82092289
Give up these fantasies that only cause you disappointment and disillusionment. A boring life is better that one filled with tales and lies.

>>82092448
than*
I wish I had told myself this same thing years ago.

>>82092037
They do. I had a female normie roommate at my old house who I ended up going to a couple parties with, and that whole crowd was just strange and alien to be around. They're all so touchy feely and emotional about weird petty shit that I struggled to pretend to give a fuck about. They probably think I'm autistic.

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>>82078021
Meanwhile in Canadian high schools

>>82092448
Thanks, anon. Yeah, I'm pretty realistic now, but wasn't so much in high school. I've pretty much accepted a life of solitude.

I was a bit miffed at the episode where she talks about being lonely though.

>>82092518
those conversations can be super awkward. especially when people are drunk and go really deep. i'm a failed normie and have had some experiences with all of that. I will say when you connect with someone on a real level it is really special though, like when you really can have a conversation free of bullshit. it's harder to do than it seems, even with both parties trying.

>>82092617
I'm not socially reclusive, I know what connection to other human beings is like, I'm just not a normie. This girl was the 'friends with everyone' type of person, and the parties she went to were filled with turbo Chads and turbo Stacies. People I can't relate to on any level.

My friends are like punks and rejects. We party hard too, but it's a different vibe. Less retarded drama.

>>82092531
don't worry. soon there won't be many girls looking like that.

>>82077013
>Well /tv/? What would you respond?

"I'm more into the emo girl at the coffee shop."

>>82080421
>>82080480
>>82081564

People just jealous about Tony being the best boy. Gay Mexican greasers do, in fact, has magical girl powers.

>>82092531
I used to watch Degrassi the Next Generation years ago. I think my parents made me stop watching it the episode Emma nearly got raped. They thought it was too scary. They did, however let me watch South of Nowhere because lesbian teenagers that run away from home are, apparently, less scary. I think it ended in 2008.

I don't remember if they tackled suicide in South of Nowhere, but I'm pretty sure 13 Reasons managed to be less believable, somehow.

>>82078021
>social status>popularity>beauty

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>>82092531

>tfw watching a show set in the US that's not filmed in Vancouver or Toronto