>I am Thussennett Wait, I thought his name was Sheev

>>82074460
>Sheev Palpatine "The Snoot" Thussennett was born in Naboo, of French and Bulgarian origins. He started his carrer in politics as the leader of a local youth organization, where he acquired the street name of D-Shill. That youth organization was stopped by the authorities of the elected Queen Debbie Reynolds when Sheev was 21. Sent to prision for 10 years, he found God in such prision, where they were both cellmates. After failing the tryouts for the Jail Basketball Team (that eventually won the Concentration Camps Championship of the year), and after God was released, he met a prisioner named Plagueis, also known by the name of Cutty Wise. He took Sheev as his apprendice, teaching him the ways of the force and autistic screaching. Plagueis was released before Sheev, later being murdered by his new apprentice Darth Underwood. After Sheev was released, he avenged Plagueismby killing Underwood, who had become President of the United States by then. He adopted the Sith name of Darth Sidious after his eternal hero Sid Vicious. Sheev then moved through politics, as the voice of the most unpriviliged in Naboo, adopting a young demon who he named Maul, after the ancient Sith Darth Paul. He later become Chancellor of the Republic, replacing General Zod, starting later the Clone Wars and becoming the new Emperor of the New Empire. He was killed by Christopher Moltisanti, or someone that acted just like him, in a mask, although some say it was that faggot from A Clockwork Orange who killed him. He was survived by his two bastard children

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>>82074460
>I am The Central Intelligence Agency

>I am Thu'ss E'nnett
Sheev confirmed for Mand'alor

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>you see K'yoda
Who's "K'yoda" and why does he (she? it?) never appear on screen?

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>>82074756
Why did Chrissy do it?

>>82075153
He needed dope

>>82074798
Kek

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>>82074798
It's a planecrash then

>I am thus a nut

Palpecan confirmed

>>82074943
K'yoda was Yoda's alias before he let Luke know he was Yoda.

>It's trees on then
How can you turn trees on and why would he bring this up now? Was he talking about lighting up Christmas trees to distract the Jedi?

>>82078961
It's "'tis the season, then". The movie is set during Christmas time.

>>82074756
All of that is factual.

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>Sheev will never be your grandma

why even live?

>>82079314
Shota Sheev looks like a German child who narrowly escaped from the Soviets.