fun but dangerous

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>>82074287
>Computer, initiate Rape Gangs of Turkana IV routine
>Relay holoprojector power to all crew changing their appearance to Tasha Yar
>Disengage safety protocols

>>82074287
Cure cancer

write numbers into the squares and call it The Matrix

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Finally live out my giantess fantasies.

simulate anal sex with every female on the ship

>helm, set course for page 10
>computer, initiate holodeck thread
>disengage (You) protocols

>>82074287
Anime harem sex-comedy. All day every day.

Someone else has to clean up all the cum i leave behind when i'm done though.

>>82074287
masturbate

>>82074287
try to figure out how you can walk through the walls during a simulation

>Computer generate a 20 foot tall naked, rabid Dr Brahms
>Computer, summon Cmdr LaForge to the holodeck
>Disengage safety protocols

>>82074287

Computer generate three hundred feral Emma Watsons, increase head size by 150℅, and give them a hunger for human flesh. Disable safety protocols.

>Computer, fill the room with helium and deactivate all safety protocols

Computer, generate a sentient being who loves me.

>Computer, generate a holodeck containing an exact copy of myself

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>Computer, generate 100 50 feet tall barefoot replicas of Seven of Nine with Borg strap-ons.
>Computer, disengage safety protocols.

>>82074780
It can only do things that are scientifically possible, anon

>computer generate an early 21st century anime mom with a 30 cm dick
>disable safety protocols

>>82074638
The entire floor in a multi directional treadmill.

>>82074287
>Computer, generate 1 copy of captain picard
>replace male genitals with female ones

>Computer, create 6 million self-aware Ferengi holograms.
>Captain, I think I've found a way to vent the alien gases into the holodeck!

>>82074287
I want to say live out some deviant power fantasy but I'd probably just go on vacation somewhere nice. "Travel". As close to accurate as the computer can get historical periods.

>>82074998
I'd always be terrified someone else would walk in mid-program. Unless it's in my house, in which case I'm going to horrify and disgust the computer itself.

>Computer, create a clone of everybody currently on the ship
>have the clones think they are the real ones and increase their paranoia by 200 percent
>beam them to random locations ob the ship
>disengage safety protocols

>>82075052

>beaming the holograms out of the holodeck

The trick is to get the real people on the holodeck without them knowing.

>>82074287
>/tv/, what would you do in a holodeck?
MULTI TRACK DRIFTING

>>82074287
Not disengage the fucking safety protocols, that's for sure.

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>Computer, spawn 200,000 clones of Shohreh Aghdashloo, aged 65
>make them read The Dark Knight Rises script, first act (airplace scene), aloud and simultaneously
>enhance voice volume by 10,000%
>disengage safety protocols

>>82075052
>>82075170
You can bring them to sickbay if this is a ship with an EMH. Give them a memory of being abducted by aliens, replaced by replicas, and then escaping the alien ship.

>Computer, generate a Troi dakimakura with a comfortable bed
>Engage safety protocols and dim the lights

>>82074542

I imagine the cum just gets recycled into the replicator system.

>>82074287
Take Worf to the battle of pelenor fields where we defend rammas echor.
I figure he'd appreciate the fuck out of it.

I'd just fuck and get fucked by traps, honestly.

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>>82074287
LETS RACE

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>Computer, run program: Planet-Sized Earth Actresses Sigma. Take me to the Brap Canyon on Cate Blanchett.
>Computer, disengage safety protocols.

>>82074453
Computer, generate one full size Gwynevere.

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>>82074287
I want to fly

can I fly?

>Computer, interface with the transporters on all decks
>Connect all neural circuits of the pattern buffer to the library computer via the GNDN interface
>Reroute all requests for neural patterns to the file BSG-personality-admiral-cain
>Disengage safety protocols

>>82077739
As long as it's scientifically possible

>>82077739
Yeah you can, there's an episode of Voyager where B'anana Tourettes is skydiving in the holodeck without safeties and she's floating in the air somehow.

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Computer, queue these intructions.

Activate Emergency Command Hologram, register all critical command personnel as medically unfit for service and commence a life support malfunction drill on bridge and engineering. Lock cargo bay doors, shuttle bay doors, transporters and replicators. Deactivate all small arms.

Dematerialize crew members in sequence prioritizing security followed by command, ops and engineering. Rematerialize crew members in the cargo bay fitted with a replicated Orion slave shock collar from Tom Paris's "naomi4" holodeck program.

Execute.

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>Computer, simulate what it would be like to be a 12-year old qt girl (male) Cro-eater for the Sons of Anarchy Motorcycle Club, Redwood Original; from season 1-7, including deleted scenes, in its entirety.

>Disable all safety protocols

>>82074780
I love you:) *KISS*

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>>82074287
14 WEREWOLVES