Guardians of the Galaxy 2

>DUDE I DON'T CARE BECAUSE I'M NOT A FAGGOT WHO WATCHES THIS GARBAGE

>>82063281
Hey I was dragged along to see this with my family so I didnt wanna originally see it. I havent even seen the first movie

After BvS, everything seems like shit. Justice League to be lit

>>82063334
BvS was much better than GotG 2 thanks to all the Ben Affleck moments that are a cinema highlight. I dont care for the Superman moments and the boring politics of "MUH SUPERMAN IN REAL WORLD".

And Justice League looks like it will be shit due to the quips, bad cgi as always and bad color grading.

GotG 2 had amazing cgi though. Too bad the movie felt like some Adam Sandler thing

>DUDE I MAKE SOME REALLY BIG TURDS
wtf Drax

>>82063203
Horrible piece of shit 'movie'.

Gunn was always a hack but he went so fucking above and beyond its almost unreal.

It was fun

>>82063424
I am saying it... yes I am... this movie makes Brett Ratner's X Men the Last Stand look like a masterpiece

>>82063444
The baby groot moments on the ship, drax with the "ugly" alien chick were fun but those were only side parts of the movie

HOW DOES THIS HAVE 86%??

Suicide Squad was much better than this shit

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>>82063203
>mfw I can just sit back, relax and watch a damn good movie without sperging out

>>82063203
Honestly it was Corny, Cheap, Childish.
Everyone just looks too old to be doing this

>>82063526
This is proof that Disney pays off Rotten Tomatoes but marvel shills are in denial

>>82063535
But I do. GotG2 was just a piece of shit

>>82063535
Suicide Squad was way funner than this and look at the rating that got.. explain that

>>82063565
Ikr. 86% for a movie about turd jokes, dick jokes, bland plot with a lot of filler

HOW?

Ghost in the Shell is a WAY better movie than this.

>>82063621
Suicide Squad looked edited by a retarded person, the dialogue was terrible and had plot holes everywhere though

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You will give Marvelcucks an ideal to strive towards.

They will race behind you, they will stumble, they will fall.

But in time, they will join you in the sun, Zack.

The second act was very directionless and went for too long. It was obvious something was going to happen so you were just sitting there waiting for it.

Baby groot was as annoying and pandering as you expect

There was plenty of Drax which made up for the Groot moments

Excessive CGI on some of the sets

Otherwise I enjoyed it. If you didn't like the first one you obviously won't like this one and If you did you will. It's just a solid sequel.

Well /tv/ hates it, so I'm ready for a great movie with lots of laughs.

Thanks guys!

>>82063925
>implying /tv/ has watched it
Never too early to shitpost

>>82064112
>implying it didn't come out yesterday in Australia

Then again, Australia and shitposting...

>>82063925
I know! Don't forget to buy your Drax™ t-shirt and a Baby Groot Reddit Collector Figure™ on your way out too!!

>>82064298
>Reddit Collector Figure

faggot you just made that shit up

>>82063925
Suicide Squad is 10x funnier if you want some laughs

>>82063203
is the Pac Man meme real?

>>82064679
Yes.

>>82064843
>not symmetric
Why do they hate art so much?

>>82064540
Watch 'The Avengers' before 'Suicide Squad' to really appreciate the satire.

>>82063203
Please tell me this isn't Her.

It is, isn't it? They really fucked Her up this badly.

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>>82063769
I believe in you, Lord Snyder. My faith has never wavered. I believe you are the one true god of capekino.

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Is this the beginning of the end of Marvel?

>>82063654
>Ghost in the Shell is a WAY better movie than this.
holy shit /tv/ is full of reddit today.

Debicki looked slick as always though.

>>82063535

Do Marvel fags and dcucks ever get bored of turning off their brains?

>>82066508
If you watch a DC movie with your brain turned off, you're missing out.

fuck the marvel reddit universe

>>82063332
>DUDE I'M MAKING EXCUSES DUDE DUDE

>>82066564
But brain-turned-off is the default state for the anon here: >>82066508

How will he not miss out?

>>82066076
No, normies will keep flooding to this shit. Marvel could literally have an ass on screen for 2hrs and people would still watch them.

>>82064843
the one on top looks like Stanley Kubrick directed it

the bottom pic looks like a Lady Gaga music video

>>82063203
BABY GREEEEEEWT XD UPBOOT REDDIT STYLE SHAKE IT BABE GROOOOT LMAO

>>82063203
This is out already? Marvel may need to slow it down. Jesus Christ.

>>82063565

I wish for DC to get a +80% streak going just to see you retards do a 180 and start shitting on them. But it'll never happen.

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>>82066688
I never noticed the guards to either side. Are they Big Guys like Nam-Ek?

You know how I know /tv/ hasn't seen it? Cause if they had this board would be flooded with threads going on about her sex hair at the end of the movie

>>82063203
>>DUDE! I AM A GOD AND WANT TO KILL EVERYONE IN THE UNIVERSE SO THERE WILL ONLY BE COPIES OF ME
It's pretty much a usual comics-tier villain. Nothing wrong with that.

>>82066779
>do a 180

its a 360 you retard

>>82066810
I'm glad. It proves we aren't full of capeshit loving faggots, we're just full of shitposts.

>>82063203
I actually really liked this film. A surprising amount of the jokes landed & it was visually very aesthetic.
>>82064540
Where were the jokes in suicide squad? Don't think I laughed once through the whole thing.

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>over the age of 12
>watches cartoon movies

>>82066779
I would never betray Snyder and DC

>>82066859
True, but also that sex hair man

>>82066779
>But it'll never happen.
We know, Disney has the critics in their pocket

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>>82066887
Me either.

>>82066930
>BR Club
m8

>>82066930
Honestly, I'd never noticed that watermark. Who even is that?

>>82066930
dey call him Zack "Kubrick" Snyder

Yes, the plot was weak but the stunning visuals, the jokes and the characters development made up for it. Remember its aim is to entertain you and it did it.
8.5/10

>ITT: MARVEL REDDITORS BTFO!

>>82067056
Let me make sure I'm clear on this one point - they end the first movie still in possession of the Power Gem. Do they still have it at the end of this one?

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>golden debicki

>>82067133
Gems are not cited in this one.

>>82067133
No they don't. They give it to Glenn Close

>>82063444
Not allowed to have fun

>>82067174
>>82067185
Ahh, that's right. So two with the Collector, one with Strange, one with Vision, one back with Loki(masquerading as Odin) and the Soul Gem unaccounted for.

No mention of the Nova Corps, Thanos, the Collector, or anything at all that advances the big arc?

>>82067409
My bad - one with the Collector, one with the Nova Corps.

>>82063466
>hating on based Ratner

Helllooooooooooo Reddit

>>82067442
So you liked The Last Stand, eh?

>>82067409
No, fairly stand alone. Closest is Nebula saying she's gonna go after Thanos

>>82067510
That sort of worries me. We're running out of time for Thanos to get off his ass and it not feel stupidly rushed.

>>82067588
I imagine that's all gonna be covered in Infinity Wars or whatever they're calling it now. I guess based on their box office returns they've realised not everyone that watched Avengers watched Guardians, so anything related to Avengers might as well stay there

>>82063332
Oh, youposted yesterday!

nice.

>>82063203
I cringed really hard at basically every scene involving Rocket. The 'funny' moments with Rocket and taserface felt so fucking forced to me, not even memeing it was actually LOOK HOW MUCH FUN WE'RE HAVING. And every human interaction felt hammy as well, YOU'RE ME, YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY SISTER, YOU KILLED MY MOM, shit was just terrible to me.

>>82066805
?? Did that pilot just fucking disintegrate?

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>>82066250
>>82067147
word

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>>82069572
>>82063203
>get debicki for a role
>cover up her neck

whats the fucking point

>>82069382
You're a literal autist. The entire cinema full of people had a good time in my showing. I can't believe you people are real.

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>>82069709
here's some debicki neck for you anon

>>82063654
I saw Ghost in the Shell on Monday and Guardians today. You're insane. Guardians is far better in every aspect, from visuals to acting & story. Ghost in the Shell isn't as bad as everyone said, but it still doesn't even come close. You people are being anti-guardians just for the sake of it.

>>82066250
I think you mean slicki

>>82063404
I don't think there's much question there, BvS might be able to be called mediocre, but it's better than a bad movie.

>>82069786
So the humor was good to you? That whole scene with taserface was funny to you? That bit with groot grabbing the wrong things made you laugh?

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>>82069818
t-thanks

>>82063203
ALL THE TIMES THAT I CRIED KEEPING ALL THE THINGS I KNEW INSIDE

>>82069786
>The entire cinema full of people had a good time in my showing.
>everyone else liked it so you should like it too!!

>I can't believe you people are real.
we aren't

>>82063203
Ego's motivation didn't feel forced or stupid to me
Rocket's ""reasoning"" for stealing the batteries because he has issues instead was
He should've gotten more shit than he did

>>82069786
I had a good time and I enjoyed watching the movie. Except for half the humor which fell flat for me. What a heathen I am for not laughing all the time eh?

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>>82066250
>>82067147
>>82069572
>>82069709
You will all be very pleased by a certain post-credits scene
sulking/angry golden Debicki with sex hair and exposed neck

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>>82070465
dear god yess thank you

Quills jacket might be the coolest jacket I've seen in a movie. Holy fuck I want it so bad. Did anyone else obsess over it like I did?

>>82070465
>sex hair and exposed neck
This is haram.

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>>82070465
I got you senpai

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>>82070484
DELETE THIS

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>>82067147
>>82069572

>>82070465
hnnnnnnnnnng
>>82070567
what is her role in this, i don't watch capeshit

>>82069462
Yes.

DC idiots on tv hate it so fully expecting a great movie along the lines of the first

>>82070586
She's a bland villain who gets killed and forgotten forever, just like every other Marlel villain.

>>82070484
Who is that Adam meant to be? Adam Warlock is the only one from Marvel I found. Hows he going to fit into Marvel? Are they gonna introduce more cosmic shit like the High Evolutionary?

>>82070586
>what is her role in this, i don't watch capeshit
Hires them before the movie starts to do some job, then they rob her so she send her goons after them. Then she shows up halfway through to hire Yondu's group to hunt the Guardians since they disappeared, then she shows up again during the big boss fight only to get BTFO so in the post credits she's all disheveled since she lost

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>>82070696
Adam Warlock is pretty much the most important guy in Marvel when it comes to Thanos' story.

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>>82070696
Adam Warlock

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>>82070567
>those golden clavicle

it's like they actually sorted through all my shitposting and created a character that panders to my fetish

>>82070586
High priestess of Soveriegn who hired the Guardians and hunts them down after Rocket stole some batteries and called her a douchebag. She creates Adam Warlock during one of the credits scenes.

>>82066672
Same with Star Wars. RO was bearable as a Prequel but as an anticipated Sequel, TFA was trash. But it's going to make money for the very same reasons Transformers will make a gazillion dollars. People are dumb.

>>82066672
I understood that reference.

>>82070927
You are now aware you've been here since forever.

>>82063621
>explain that
you like shit films and use retard words like "funner"

>>82070948
That was last Thursday.

>>82070974
Oh My; what would you have used in its stead, you absolute wank.

Even Reddit hates this one

I'm glad normies are getting tired of watching the same marvel movies over and over again

>>82071030
More fun. Learn to English.

>>82070987
last Thursday is even older than an hero. Hey, was it gay tuesday, or fag friday? And whatever happened to that le' lenny nonsense? That didn't catch on at all.

A good friend means Pedophile, right? It's been so long I can't remember.

>>82071057
I will not learn to English, I will not. You like apples, How you like them apples? Are they sour? You want some more? I got a whole basket of sour apples, you only got to open your pie hole and you'll get it.

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>>82071087
You're just making me sad now. Stop that.

>>82071147
The irony of course, is behind us there's seemingly endless moments that we enjoyed while here, but oddly enough, it feels like it's all going to end soon. Like we saw the pinnacle of it all and it only tumbles into nothingness from here on. Since Last Thursday ends tomorrow.

>>82071248
Today is just the yesterday of tomorrow anyway.

>>82071288
Yes it is, I mean it was, at least it was one time ago, and of this 'ago' that happened to be yesterday, that's literally the last, but only the 'last' when it's next week.

So do they finally explain what Rocket and Groot actually are?

you know the absurdity of that race was a joke right. I mean you can call it a bad joke if you want but saying its bad writing when theyre trye to that characterisation is just wrong.

>and then we get a lot of deaths

oh I get it, desu that was kinda jarring but maybe I just grew out of pointless violence when I became an adult

>>82064881
They hate autists .

>>82071672
We already knew what Rocket is, although they hammer that down in the movie
Groot not so much

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>>82066672
I spend more than 2 hours a day staring at ass already. Bring that shit on Marvel.

>>82069818
Now I understand why this bitch is 6'3... look at this fucking nech.

>>82063203
>DUDE WE SAVED THE GALAXY AGAIN.
>I GUESS YOU COULD SAY WE'RE THE... GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY
>wink wink

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>>82074158
don't you EVER call debicki a bitch you foul-mouthed degenerate

and her neck is beautiful

>>82074335
Why is everyone's dick so hard over Stephen Merchant?

>>82063203
imaging spending your money on disney(tm) movies just to shitpost about them

>>82075151
t. RANDERS

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>>82075151
what pictures of stephen merchant have you been looking at

>>82075299
I'm glad someone told her to always try to keep her head tilted. It makes her uneven eye sockets far less noticeable. It triggers my OCD and disturbs my fap.

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>>82076491
also the mouth pursing

>>82063621
no it fucking wasn't, you actually made me mad on the taiwanese basket weaving board
It wasn't perfect and stuff like "lul he became a Pac-Man" and "lul Drax is retarded" were stupid but mostly it was enjoyable

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>>82063203