Why did he sell his toy collection?

to get a female

Because a woman with grandchildren wanted to settle down with him

>>82061531
the goth girl was her daughter tho

>>82061561

She has another kid who has kids. She mentions it early on.

>>82061459
what did he actually spend the money on? Im rusty on this flick.

He didn't seem to get much enjoyment out of them aside from adorning the walls.

>>82061459
to erase all traces of the first 40 years of his life and make them mean nothing and to confirm the old roastie was in charge from now on

Growing up is all about abandoning the things you love and falling in line

>>82061622

An expensive wedding and setting up his own store.

>>82061459
I don't care much for that myself, but it felt like he was abandoning who he was in the pursuit of pussy. "Putting the pussy on a pedestal", if you will.

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>>82061459

Reasons.

>>82061459
She sold his rick & morty dvd collection

>this thread
Honesty, this is why I like 4chan. People can see the other side of shit. Obviously it's part of his "growing up" process, to symbolize change and not having something to escape to anymore. But it wasn't really necessary and he admits he felt coerced into doing it.

Though it worked out in the end, I guess if >>82061657 is true.

>>82061768

fug

>>82062020
I guess the idea is that Andy is a 40 year old virgin and therefore a beggar. He sacrifices this passion for the moment if it means he won't die of regrets in the long run. And he can get that stuff back (and set up a business himself), assuming his wife isn't a petty bitch because she honestly has no business being too picky.

The sad thing is that if he was real, then his store would be closed down by now and he might be bankrupt all because an old whore told him to.

At least the toys would still be valuable now. But that store would be finished just like circuit city.

>>82061459
A better question is, why would a middle age man have all those toys?

>>82062730
the sad thing is real 40 year old virgins would get stoned to death

Because in order to not put the pussy on the pedal stool he had to completely change everything about himself and complete revolve his life around trying to get pussy

>>82061531
I wanna reddit a comment about settling down and being the lucky guy she chose but i cbf but just pretend i did

>>82061622
>He didn't seem to get much enjoyment out of them aside from adorning the walls.

what in the christ fucks name do you think those paintings your girlfriend buys do?

>>82062944
Fucking cuck go back to ribbit

>>82062970
>paintings are on the same artistic level as children's toys
Hello, numale

>>82061768
my first gf used to cry during sex

i didnt know how good i had it

>>82063007
>you can only enjoy things on walls according to my barometer of excellence

hello beta

>>82062789
He likes them? It was his hobby. There are married middle aged men with large comic book, action figure, whatever collections. Andy was awkward and lacked self-esteem, even though he's had close encounters and and still attracts women.

>>82062970
>Girlfriend

???

>>82063040
Go tell it to your weeb posters, I don't wanna hear it

Remember lads if girls/society ever shame you for doing anything, keep doing it. They just want you to spend money on girls/society instead.

>>82062891
There's a lot of irony in the movie.

>>82063132
I know that feel man

I have been shamed in college for not doing or condoning degenerated behavior like drug abuse or promiscuity

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>>82063198
>Psst, hey kid, if you don't buy drugs from me you're a faggot

>>82063147
I've never been able to figure out whether it was intentionally ironic, or if everybody involved were really so far up their asses they didn't realize they were contradicting themselves

>>82063252
if you think for one second that judd 'cuck my wife for life' apatow doesnt have his head up his ass youre wrong

>>82061459
Because you can't have sex when you have toys

That's what normies think

>>82063252
>or if everybody involved were really so far up their asses they didn't realize they were contradicting themselves
This one. A lot of it was intentional, but that wasn't. I guess it is true to life, there are going ta lot of contradictions if you sit and think about it.

>>82061459
The one thing bothered me in this movie. He says that breasts feel like bags of sand,yet in the flashback he groped that busty woman. Did he forget the experience?

Threadly reminder, the Poo in Loo friend in this movie is doing life in prison for stalking and killing his girlfriend

>>82063484
Breasts actually feel like bags of sand. It was a reverse virgin test to the audience and you fell for it.

>>82063517
Damn! My cover is blown.

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This movie is horrible because it as written by normies who can't understand why anyone could be virgin above 16 years old
People who made it don't understand it they just made it because lol virgin haha
They even made it that he couldn't have sex because he got trauma at his first time attempt

absolutely disgusting

t. 28 yo virgin here

>>82063560
I love how in the mind of normies even the most outlandishly pathetic caricature of a virgin still had the opportunity to have sex. Multiple opportunities. I doubt they could even fathom a man never having any sort of sexual encounter his entire life.

>>82063665

Nobody wants to watch a movie about what an actual 40 year old virgin would be like, you fucking idiot.

Did you honestly think this movie reflects what normal people know adult virgins are actually like? No wonder you can't get laid.

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>Don't be silly, I'm not going to give you offspring - I'm a grandmother already! I don't have the time to raise your kid, I must use the money from your sold valuables to save my failing (and let's be honest, pretty retarded) business venture so that I can provide the children of my ex-husband with a better standard of life. Anyway, did you quit your secure manager position already so that you can open an electric store that has to compete with the multinational company you're currently employed at in an oversaturated market? A store that is most definitely going to fail and make you go bankrupt at an age where you should - and, looking at how much money you just blew on this exaggerated wedding ceremony you threw for me, COULD - think about retiring?
What did she mean by this?

>>82063560
Well, it is a romantic comedy. At least he's likable and sympathetic and the movie shits on the normalfags as much as it pokes fun at him.

But it's not going for realism. That's why you get this dorky guy that has a charm to him. The reality would be too depressing.

>>82063560
you don't know what a prostitute is for, right?
I hope it's bait

>>82063774
Correct. Steve's character had charisma and other positive traits. He was basically a virgin by choice. A true 40 year old virgin would be incredibly ugly, definitely creepy, and have zero social skills

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>>82063560
That's nothing new. I mean just look at "We're the Millers" poster.

>>82063811
Did you pay to lose your virginity?

>>82063811
Paying for it alleviates your physical virginity, but not your mental and emotional virginity. Even if you pay for it, nobody would believe you as you'd still have the virgin walk.

>>82063779
>tee hee if you don't settle down with a woman without kids you're a wrong xD

he never states that he wants to have kids.
goddamn, why can't you spergs understand this?

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>>82063861
>mental and emotional virginity

>>82063872
>settle down with a woman
Emphasis on "down". Why would he go for a used up cunt that shows she can not make smart choices in her life, be it economically nor socially?

>>82063861
>Paying for it alleviates your physical virginity, but not your mental and emotional virginity. Even if you pay for it, nobody would believe you as you'd still have the virgin walk.

t. roooastie beeeeef

>>82063903

Seriously, he's not really wrong. If you've got to the point you're paying a whore to take your virginity, you've failed to develop properly both mentally and emotionally.

>>82063903
If you don't believe that virgins act a completely different way than non-virgins then you're beyond hope.

>>82063912

Like you will almost certainly be he's a 40 year old virgin. He doesn't have options.

>>82063927

t. numale virgin

>>82063860
It's never free

>>82063940
But once you have sex, you aren't a virgin.

>>82063985
don't come with that mental gymnastic

>>82063985
True that.

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>>82063961

>>82063961
>He doesn't have options.
His boss. The chick from the book store. Prostitutes. Just to name the 3 obvious ones that would've been a better option in the movie.

>Like you will almost certainly be
???

>>82063988

If you physically have sex as a transaction without any of the emotional and intellectual development that goes on when normal people have sex for the first time, then technically you aren't a virgin, but you haven't gained any of the vital aforementioned development that goes with it.

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>>82063779
>such a "young" woman is a grandmother

absolutely degenerate

so this movie implies that only such a skunk would want old virgin

>>82061635
i feel sorry for you

>>82064045
holy fuck roasties think sex is some transformative thing where the man grows emotionally lol

kys slut

>>82064029

If you're at the stage where you're considering marriage and her virginity means that much to you, you've objectively ruined the best years of your life.

>>82064040

>thinking I actually watched the movie!

You autistic cunt.

>>82064040
Yeah, one of the jokes is he did have options, unlike Grandma. didn't have options. Andy was his own obstacle.

>>82063985
Yes it's true but it just proves the point.
If you're not paying with money you have to have a high enough Sexual Male Value (SMV)
SMV is a composite of: Wealth, Independence, Aesthetics, Social Status, Intelligence, Charm, among many other positive traits which make a male more valuable as a human being. Therefor, if you've had sex without paying, you're more valuable than someone who flipped burgers for a day and paid a street whore to suck his dick

>>82063811
why the hell would you have to pay for sex?
register and focking

>go see 40 year old virgin in theater
>all the normies cracking up at this scene
>i'm having to force laughter as my palms get sweaty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vn3IRHhPXMo

>>82064089

100% confirmed adult virgin!

No wonder you're this fucking stupid. Imagine actually failing this badly at entry level life. You're an adult who lacked the physical, emotional and intellectual ability to achieve one of the most basic life requirements!

>>82064107

>autistic nerds treat dating like AD&D stat sheets and wonder why nobody wants to fuck them.

>>82064073
If he tried harder, he could have done better. Andy was still fresh and had potential as life hadn't destroyed him yet.

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>>82064147

I forgot to develop my vagina feelings after fucking some slut and spitting on her

>>82064179
Please tell me how you plan on getting girls without Wealth, Independence, Aesthetics, Social Status, Intelligence, or Charm. Because if you have to pay physical money for it, you're admitting that you don't have any of those

>>82063861
>Even if you pay for it, nobody would believe you
No one has to believe you. You know you have. Geez, people here have lied just to lose theirs. That tells you how valuable being able to bullshit is.

>>82064257
>get treated like a virgin
>heh jokes on you I'm actually not

>>82061459
because he was a normie

>a virgin at 40
Yeah sure. Hollywood makes their weirdest movies. I mean it's completely unrealistic not to lose your virginity at 18 at the latest.
Next thing they'll make is a movie about a guy who doesn't need to eat or breathe.

>>82064029
this

>>82061459
To pay for another man's kids and chain himself finanically to some used up roastie whore for the rest of his life

>>82064277
You're not.

>>82064239
>so autistic you actually capitalise the traits like it's a fucking character sheet!

Hack your cock off, sperg, it's a worthless appendage.

>>82064351
Not an argument. This isn't reddit, kid. You don't win arguments with upvotes

>>82064327
>>/r9k/

>>82064198

>desperately trying to act tough because you're actually crying about your failure to develop properly

Remember when you were 14 and just wanted a girl to say she liked you? What's it like living with knowing that's never happened?

>>82064378

My plan to get girls has always been to not be an autistic loser who pretends he's not from reddit as he attempts to act like he understands women with role playing game tier nonsense.

It's worked out really well for me. How's it worked out for you?

>>82064327
I don't hate women, but there is honestly absolutely no value whatsoever in raising another man's kids. I do not understand what would happen in someone's brain to make them think that it's okay.

The kids will NEVER see you as their real dad. To the woman, you will never be on the same level as her kids. You're a placeholder for the father who provides financial support. Also the actual father has more sway over his kids and probably still has the woman's pussy on speed dial - unless he's dead or in prison for life, he is never out of the kid's life and the kids will probably love him more than you.

>>82064029
>buying fucking expensive ring
why do americans do this?

>>82064392
>how to spot people that can't argue against the truth

>>82064453
Still not an argument. Are you capable of forming cohesive thoughts or is hurling unbased and unverifiable claims the pinnacle of your ability

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>>82063861
>there are people who unironically take the virgin walk meme seriously
kid you gotta realize that living your life based on mongolian basket weaving discussion form shitposts is a terrible idea

>>82064476
oh sweetie, you didn't believe /pol/ maymays, right?

this is why you don't have a gf.

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>>82064239
>if you have pay phsyical money for it, you're admitting that you don't have wealth
wow anon, really makes me think

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Do women actually buy it if you lie about not being a virgin? You're either a good bullshitter or it didn't actually make a difference to her.

>>82064515

The pinnacle of your ability is shrieking "not an argument" like a numale adult virgin from reddit, so I don't really feel like this any sort of contest.

Please tell me how you plan on getting girls when you seriously and earnestly use terms like SMV and capitalise the traits you think are important?

Honestly, how do you do this and remain so earnest about it without thinking about suicide on a daily basis?

>>82064647

are americans really this cucked?

>>82064647
the way i did it was i bullshitted but then also got really really drunk and high before i fucked her. that way when i had no idea what i was doing i just said it was because i was so shitfaced and she thought it was funny

>>82064476

You should probably actually have sex before you start whining like a baby about raising other peoples kids.

Besides, if you're an adult and this is ever an option for you, it isn't because you're dating below your league, it's because she is and she's desperate.

>>82064683
Yes

>>82064647
>Do women actually buy it if you lie about not being a virgin? You're either a good bullshitter or it didn't actually make a difference to her.

Yes. i am a good liar. it mattered. they hate virgins because it means they're taking a risk that they might get impregnated with beta dna. they want desired pre-used men.

>>82064710
>dating below your league
>single mother
Sorry, roastie, but nobody is lower than a single mother. No man has ever even so much as looked at a single mother and not immediately questioned whether it would be a good idea

>>82064710
you have been in this thread for way too long lady

>>82064710
>it's because she is and she's desperate
>dat delusion

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>2017
>not just being overly fucking retarded and making girls wet

All I learnt emotionally and intellectually from fucking whores is that theyre fucking whores

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What's life like for a female virgin over 20?

>>82064710
>single mother
>desperate
But if being a single mother is such a valued trait then why is she desperate? By your logic, shouldn't the fact that she has bastard spawn increase her value

>>82064476
It's possible for two people to fall in love with each other, and the fact that one already has a kid or kids is inconsequential.

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>>82064647
if you are a top tier liar you can fool them probably

>tfw shit tier liar virgin

He didn't really enjoy his toys anyway. He might have at one point, but is just going through the motions now. That said, she was still a cunt.

>>82064764

And yet men, who are objectively lower than them, date single mothers all the time.

>>82064794

You're autistic if you think mocking losers makes me a woman.

>>82064797

She is. She fucked up royally and is desperate enough to date the kind of guy who would actually take her on with kids. That's a massive drop in standards. Your only option is a complete failure.

It's weird how losers don't get this and react so badly to it.

>>82064866
only if the guy is fucking pathetic and cant get pussy anywhere else

>>82064866
But you're not just falling in love with the woman. You're falling in love with her and her kids because it's always a package deal (you can't just dump them on the side of the road). My question is, WTF goes through the mind of a man to want to raise another man's kids once they consider all the things I've listed.

>>82064487
bribe

>>82064850

Who is saying it's a valuable trait?

Are you stupid or something? I'm saying any man who is in a position where dating a single mother is a serious option is a valueless loser and she is scraping the bottom of the barrel while having very little value herself.

>>82064908
>is desperate enough to date the kind of guy who would actually take her on with kids. That's a massive drop in standards. Your only option is a complete failure.
But that means that shitting out Chad's kids dropped her down to the bottom rung of women.

>>82064908
If she had no choice, she isn't dating below her league but in her own league. She's a loser, therefore she seeks the match for a loser.

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>>82063779

>>82064837
non-degeneracy
that's for sure

FUCKING HELL SOMEBODY REPLY TO ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

>>82064925
You're right, it is a packaged deal, but to some I guess it's just not a big deal. My friend has been dating this girl for a while now who has a kid, and they're both enrolling in the same PhD program this fall. I don't know if they're eventually going to get married or not, but they seem in love and the kid gets along fine with him. I had the same "cuck" reaction (at least in thought) to the whole situation at first, but over time I realized I probably just spend way too much time on this site.

>>82064976

Did you honestly not get this from the start?

>>82065198

Your friend is a cuck though.

>>82065045

Nope. Any one desperate and worthless enough to consider a single mother is objectively below her league.

>>82064705
>>82064759
>>82064891
Have you been rejected for being truthful?

>>82065198
I develop this line of thinking long before cuck became a meme. I was raised by a single mother and most of the kids I grew up around were raised by single mothers, so I have a pretty clear idea with how the kids and women see you and how the whole relationship dynamic plays out.

>>82065256
>Have you been rejected for being truthful?

Yes. Now I just play a character until one of us gets bored of the other.

>>82065256
Yes. Lesson learned. Never tell a woman you have no relationship experience. It will fuck it up completely.

>>82065251
If she is above their league, she could do better. She can't. So they're in the same league. You don't get to eat from a trashcan and still feel superior to the other hobos.

>>82063560
the only part thats accurate is that in the movie hes a recluse. pretty easy way to stay a virgin.

>>82065316

She could do better, true. But the effort required to actually get and keep a man in her league isn't anywhere near as difficult as lowering her standards and going with the guy whose desperation has made him overlook her value.

Do women really do this? Do they actually systematically make you give up the things you like most? Do they actually make you stop seeing your friends and family? Women seem more like cult leaders than loving partners.

>>82065268
It's honestly not me, and yeah the kid still calls him by his first name, but so what?

>>82065349
>She could do better
Then she would. She doesn't, because she can't. She has low value, therefore goes for a low value male. That's all there is to it.

Stop making excuses for people, it's disgusting.

>>82065349
she cannot do better

you are fucking deluded if you think having a kid doesnt drop your value to zero

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I was incel for a long time and recently got a gf. Gotta tell you sex is nice but pretty overhyped. I think people are more proud of the fact that someone else would let them fuck them than anything else.

>>82061627
t. 30 year old virgin

>>82065283
>>82065301
Noted. Guess lying is truly an essential part of life.

>>82065433
How old were you until you broke out of the incel cocoon?

>>82065487
Years off wizardry but still a lot later than normal.

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>>82065433
Teach me your ways anon

>>82065137
dont kys senpai

>>82065256
never made it that far actually. i am rejected by them, way before they even ask if im a virgin or not.

>>82065667
thanks

>>82065415

You clearly have no value if you can't process the notion of dating below your league. It's like when normal people fuck practice girls, you lower you standards to avoid the effort of normal girls.

You're deluded if you think there isn't a value below what you call zero. Hint: it's the value where you think single mothers are an option.

>>82065350

Pretty much, unless you find the rare one that has her own shit together enough to not need you to be her exclusive emotional (or worse, financial) support totem.

>>82064549
>tfw Im a mix of both of these

>>82064327
100% accurate.

>>82065416
This

I used to know a girl online but we never crossed paths until one weekend I was in her city we hooked up. She had a baby by then, after I left I realized I could never bring myself to raise another mans kid. Homestly I dont see how a guy can do that. Do they really have no standards? I have a relative who married into a kid and I just cant understand why. No way it was out of love. Is it possible marrying a woman with kids is a cucked form of autism?

>>82064094
> not trying before buying

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>>82065682
You'll always have cute anime girls.

>>82065776
>You clearly have no value if you can't process the notion of dating below your league.
You're clearly a pussy worshiping virgin, but that's beside the point. There's your opinion and then there's reality. You can eat from a trash can and pretend you are 'settling' for something below you, but everyone else sees the reality. You are a beggar and you only have the liberty of taking what you can get. You can delude yourself to believe otherwise, but it speaks for itself.

Your analogy is flawed anyway because the woman is not practicing; she can't even do better. I'll say it again: stop making excuses, it's pathetic.

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>>82066472
im not really into anime, i can count the ones i like in one hand.

but thanks anon

The reasons a woman wont fuck a virgin outside of a commited relationship are pretty fucking simple to understand
>it'll take time for her to actually enjoys herself as you dont know what you are doing
>there must be something wrong with you because having sex is the easiest thing in the world (for women that is)
>she doesnt want a weirdo to fall in love with her because he got his dick wet
So yeah if you want to lose your virginity dont say you're a virgin unless the poor girl is somehow in love with you already