WTF I like Aquaman now

He's just like me

>>82059913
gay?

>>82059743
What are they teaching kids these days? Is this kind of superhero really a role model they can looks up to? An alcoholic and probably overall druggie with degenerate tattoos - really?

>>82059953
wet

>>82059984
This movie is targeted to nu-males.

>>82059984

Well at least in the new trailer he's knocking back some booze AFTER saving a guy from drowning

>>82060026
what movie isn't nowadays?

>>82060080
you'd know you fucking nu-male

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LET'S GET A PARTY GOING PARTY PARTY PARTY I GET WET

>>82060033
I kind of like the fact that Aquabro's a little rough around the edges. Gives him somewhere to go character-wise.

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>>82060775
I guess he'll go from wet to dry.

>>82059984
Kids aren't interested in DC movies. Hell judging by the box office, nobody is

>>82059984
This is Snyders way of making Aquaman cool

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>>82062791
Well we always knew it would be a fish out of water story.

>>82062869
Mission a-fucking-complished.

WEW YEAH HE DRINKS WHISKEY SO COOL!

>>82062937

>whiskey
>not Aquavit

Ya blew it.

>>82059984
Have you seen Hancock lol? Probably not

>>82062937
it shows the darkness and depression within him and makes a more interesting and relatable character as opposed to guy who saves people and talks with fish

>>82063070
I kind of feel like they'll make him a double-outcast and an extremely reluctant king, if he even *is* the king at this point.

>>82062937
It IS cool. Would you rather have him be a gay quipster?

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So these are definitely confirmed DC shill threads at this point right?

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https://youtu.be/Xs1NC1Pn64E did the third one stick? Camera guy stinks.

>>82063162
Yeah, man. I know it's absolutely inconceivable to you that people like shit that you don't. I'm a comics fan and watched the movies from both companies. I a lot of the older MCU movies but think they sold out for normiebucks. I also think they're starting to alienate their core fanbase by butchering the characters and patchworking their canon in a slipshod manner.

You're probably a console baby, though, so you most likely want have a fucking clue what I'm talking about.

>>82063331
Nah, looks like it bounced off one of the other axe handles.

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>>82062832
I know right?

>>82063162
>Thor 77%
>Iron Man 3 79%
Why do reddittors deny the corruption again?

>>82063162
10 movies that became completely irrelevant and will be forgotten in less than a decade against two movies that will be discussed and are considered cult classics. paying for "critics" doesn't make a movie good.

>>82063541
>SS Worldwide: $745,600,054
>Winter Soldier Worldwide: $714,264,267
>Doctor Strange Worldwide: $677,718,395
But why the fuck are you comparing a 2014 Cap one to a 2016 DC one?
>2016 Civil War Worldwide: $1,153,304,495
But this is retarded anyway because box office doesn't = quality you cuck.

>>82063162
at least i can remember batman vs superman and thought about it afterwards

>>82063890
>>SS Worldwide: $745,600,054
>>Winter Soldier Worldwide: $714,264,267
>>Doctor Strange Worldwide: $677,718,395
>Suicide Squad wasn't released in China
lmao

>>82063890
This just shows that both jew companies are making fat stacks of cash because of /v/eddit having a console war on /tv/

>>82064006
>Still implying box office proves quality
>Implying the Chinese have any taste

>>82064044
I'd rather have capeshit wars over whatever autism /pol/tards post

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>>82062832
>Kids aren't interested in DC movies
yeah you obviously know

>>82064244
>Heya Mistah J, how'd ya like a B to go with that?

>>82063162
>10 movies with almost exactly the same plot progression and stakes
Of course they're gonna get similar reviews

>>82063116
We already have Flash.

>>82063162
And yet all 3 DCEU movies are instant classics.

>>82064006
>wasn't released in China
>no Chinese blatant pandering
>SS also got negative press from day 0
>still beat Ironman successor

lol

I'm not in this for another pointless dick-measuring contest. If anyone wants to discuss what we'd like to see or what they think we're going to get, post it.

Me personally, I think they're slowly revealing that this is the actual comic-book Earth. I know that sounds weird when discussing a comic book movie, but it's a departure from what we've grown accustomed to, where the heroes are treated as if they're actually in our world. Nolan's Gotham may not be a real place, but it never feels like it *couldn't* be real.

I think they're taking a page from the comic "Planetary" and giving us what appears on the surface to be a mundane world and revealing it has a secret past where all the myths were real. It's very much in keeping with the way DC tends to treat its lore. I believe magic had been asleep for a very long time and Superman's presence has somehow caused it to start waking back up.

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>>82063890