YOU RECOGNIZE THIS

Very cool

>(((Goldblum)))

>>82057300
looks like life found a way

IM CUMMING

Now get me Sam Neill, Bryce Dallas Howard naked for at least 75% of the movie, and better CGI and we have a done deal

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Could one make the case this is the worst movie ever made?

Just in terms of complete lack of artistic merit?

>>82057521
not even close

>>82057521

When you only watch 3 movies a year like most of /tv/ it's pretty easy to have such a fucking limited retarded perspective.

>>82057521
Jurassic World is shit, but I've watched Independence Day 2 and Fast 8 recently, and they're both so fucking bad they're in another plane of existence.

>>82057521
Don't fuck around, there were some neat ideas in there. Like Jimmy Fallon not being funny in their universe either

>>82057521

It was pretty shit but very far from the worst

>>82057300
actually want to watch it now

Anyone who didn't like Jurassic World is just trying to look smart on /r/movies

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>>82057521

Remember how the kid didn't give a fuck about the park because he was girl crazy but when a sex goddess was assigned to look after him and show him round the park he ditched her and looked around the park on his own, the entire time still hating the park and still being girl crazy?