What does /tv/ think about John Green?

>>82052502

pure shit

I don't agree with his political views and I find his writing base and lacking in substance

His books are pretty good for young-adult realistic fiction. His politics are shit and the adaptions of his movies are shit. Waited for years for a movie adaption of Looking for Alaska but after the shitty Paper Towns movie I don't even want it anymore.

>>82052502

spouts alot of false meme history that is easily disproven by anyone familiar with the various subjects

Just like him i like my cereal when 40 dicks have been dipped in the bowl

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total cuck

>>82052502
A cuck among cucks

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>Just as the Bradys were getting locked in jail, Lara randomly asked me, “Have you ever gotten a blowjob?”
>“Um, that’s out of the blue,” I said.
>“The blue?”
>“Like, you know, out of left field.”
>“Left field?”
>“Like, in baseball. Like, out of nowhere. I mean, what made you think of that?”
>“I’ve just never geeven one,” she answered, her little voice dripping with seductiveness. It was so brazen. I thought I would explode. I never thought. I mean, from Alaska, hearing that stuff was one thing. But to hear her sweet little Romanian voice go so sexy all of the sudden...
>“No,” I said. “I never have.”
>“Think it would be fun?”
>DO I!?!?!?!?!?!?! “Um. yeah. I mean, you don’t have to.”
>“I think I want to,” she said, and we kissed a little, and then. And then with me sitting watching The Brady Bunch, watching Marcia Marcia Marcia up to her Brady antics, Lara unbuttoned my pants and pulled my boxers down a little and pulled out my penis.
>“Wow,” she said.
>“What?”
>She looked up at me, but didn’t move, her face nanometers away from my penis. “It’s weird.”
>“What do you mean weird?”
>“Just beeg, I guess.”
>I could live with that kind of weird. And then she wrapped her hand around it and put it into her mouth.
>And waited.
>We were both very still. She did not move a muscle in her body, and I did not move a muscle in mine. I knew that at this point something else was supposed to happen, but I wasn’t quite sure what.
>She stayed still. I could feel her nervous breath. For minutes, for as long as it took the Bradys to steal the key and unlock themselves from the ghost-town jail, she lay there, stock-still with my penis in her mouth, and I sat there, waiting.
>And then she took it out of her mouth and looked up at me quizzically.
>“Should I do sometheeng?”

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>>82052676
>“Um. I don’t know,” I said. Everything I’d learned from watching porn with Alaska suddenly exited my brain. I thought maybe she should move her head up and down, but wouldn’t that choke her? So I just stayed quiet.
>“Should I, like, bite?”
>“Don’t bite! I mean, I don’t think. I think—I mean, that felt good. That was nice. I don’t know if there’s something else.”
>“I mean, you deedn’t—”
>“Um. Maybe we should ask Alaska.”
>So we went to her room and asked Alaska. She laughed and laughed. Sitting on her bed, she laughed until she cried. She walked into the bathroom, returned with a tube of toothpaste, and showed us. In detail. Never have I so wanted to be Crest Complete.
>Lara and I went back to her room, where she did exactly what Alaska told her to do, and I did exactly what Alaska said I would do, which was die a hundred little ecstatic deaths, my fists clenched, my body shaking. It was my first orgasm with a girl, and afterward, I was embarrassed and nervous, and so, clearly, was Lara, who finally broke the silence by asking, “So, want to do some homework?”

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>>82052602
I remember that thread. It gave us this image.

>>82052502

would have been hot if he's younger. does he have a younger brother?

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>>82052853
Yes.

Walking progressive stereotype. Most likely gay.

>>82052949

his younger brother is not handsome not even cute

https://youtu.be/Cmk4YHnegsE?t=48

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>>82054349

>>82054588
perfect, back from when 4chan hated women instead of black people

he's like the perfect template for a nu-male
add a beard and change up the glasses and you have literally every liberal.

>>82054674
>instead of
wew lad

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>>82052676
>>82052692
What is this

>>82056176
It's an excerpt from his book, Looking for Alaska, which has won awards in children's literature.

His crash course world history videos are the reason I did well on the AP test. Didn't really like Paper Towns and never saw the fault in our stars but I read an abundance of katherines and thought it was alright.

>>82056783
crash course is the only half way decent thing he's ever done

>>82052949
literally looks like a woman

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>>82052502
He looks exactly like Tom Brady with zero testosterone.

>>82052602
wut

>>82052692
>>82052676
is this real?

I love the titles of his books. "The fault in our stars", "Paper Towns", "Looking for Alaska"... I love the images they invoke. I don't think they exactly live up to them, though.

>>82058920
agreed. but he's got a pea brain so what did you expect. He literally writes those victorian style female trash novels that women back then loved.

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>His history series doesn't bring up the Arab invasion of Syria Mesopatamia, Eygpt, Africa and Europe at all

>They just suddenly appear

>Gets to the crusades, who were selfish violent, ate each other and it was more about getting trade from the enlightened east, doesn't mention at all the lands were christian and Byzantine and the crusaders were taking the land back

>"dude le mongols"

>Later episodes, such as the industrial revolution, while talking about how life expectancy and productivity improved, randomly mentions that "life was great... as long as you weren't a women or coloured" for some reason

>Currently half the episodes deal with glorifying gender identify and different sexualities , but he still ends every episode talking about how to bring his work and videos into schools

>>82052502
>Tumblr the writer

>>82058857
Every single word.

>>82059383
Why read old sexist history books when you could get informed by the modern youtube videos

>>82052502
Stupid nu-male fag. His brother isn't much better.

>>82052502
I fucked his cheerios

He's tumblr as fuck but he's a good guy, Crash Course is based