PAN NICE AND HOT

Currently watching Kitchen Nightmares: Leone's

>>82045420
fuck off cowardly phone shitposter

MEME

NICE AND DEAD

>>82045507
Shitposting is what /tv/ is all about

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>you will never have an alcoholic italian wife who drinks wine out of a coffee cup on national tv after gordan berated her for drinking on the job

Why even live

>>82045507
>he slumps over his """"""""""battlestation""""""""""" in his basement next to his cum socks and piss jugs literally getting mad at mobile cellular devices
Pathetic lad

>>82045580
Its actually called a fapmachine

Gordon needs to come back to UK kitchens.

>what that you're drinking
"Oh me just a cup of coffee"
>and did you grow the beans yourself??
"W...Well no I wasn't able t.."
>fucking christ

>>82045420
I prefer the meme with that awful pizza.

>>82045577
fuck she's so hot. The question is though, why is her sister so fugly?

Ey ey ey c'mere, you
FUCK OFF

>Are the ice cubes frozen?
I believe so, Chef.
>Bloody hell.... fuck me.

>>82045783
Italians are weird like that. An entire family can have pudgy short women, then once in awhile they birth a tall skinny woman. See it all the time. It happens with Greeks too.

YOU FUCKING DONKEY

>>82045577
I may have waifu'd her during a binge of a bunch of Ramsay. Her drinking problem somehow made her even more cute.

>>82046029
Did it make her more approachable?

>>82046251
being a non italian dating an italian girl is scary

Do you guys like his botox job?

Modern Gordon is so bland. I wish he had the same demeanor as Marco. Marco scares the shit out of me without needing to be edgy at all.

>>82046251
Knowing it was cold wine and not scolding coffee in her mug would make her more approachable, yeah.

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GRILL

NICE AND ON FIRE

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aDnr65MnjQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Onni4gmkS0Y

>watch it, Gordon

>>82046481
Is this Jack?

>*Gordon inspects walk-in fridge*
>"OH MY GOD"
>*picks up container of rancid chicken*
>"Just touch that"
>*molests rancid chicken in his hands*
>"I've eaten here!"
>*spots tub of raw pork*
>"Fucking hell"
>*brings pork up to face to breath it in*
>"How long has that been in there?!"
>"...."
>*despondent look* *SHWIIINNNNGGG*
>"And what is this? What is this here?!"
>*uncovers pot of mouldy veal chops*
>"What is this!!"
>*lifts shirt, rubs veal chops on stomach*
>"You're going to kill someone"
>*retrieves bucket from the back of the fridge*
>"Oh fuck me"
>*opens lid to find incomprehensible slop*
>"You should be ashamed!"
>*dunks face in gruel*
>"I'M SHUTTING IT DOWN!"

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CHICKEN. NICE AND RAW

>>82046481
Any more?

OLIVE OIL

NICE AND HOT

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>its a gordon cant appreciate some good american 'za episode

>>82046615
>phone in the meat tray
Definitely.

>>82046481
Yes it is

>>82046742
>not enjoying a nice juicy cut of chicken
How does it feel to be a pleb?

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Is this a culinary kino thread?

Jackfag is the worst and most annoying poster on 4chan.

>>82046911
which episode of blacked is this?

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>>82046911
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

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>>82046911

>>82046924
And what kinds of threads do you prefer? :)

>>82046911
That's nice, she's feeding the gorillas

>>82045871
Bear in mind that any European culture that at one point had a big empire was essentially importany 10/10 barbarian fuck sockets from all around europe and n. africa.

So even in the most fucked Italian's genepool is the remenants of some gorgeous germanic sex slave.

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>>82046911
>Black man kisses her in front of Vanilla ice cream
This has to be intentional

>>82047339
>Upon this wok, I will build my church

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>>82046911

>>82047339
Why is Surly Eggman so surly?

What is the best Kitchen Nightmares episode?

No meme answers please.

>>82047596
Leone or the Cupcake bitch

>>82047596
Amy's, anon. Always Amy's.
>That psycho wife
>That obviously criminal husband
>Those undercooked food

It's the K I N O that broke Gordon.

>>82046817
That thing looks like a big fucking unappetizing mess and everyone saying it looks good can FUCK OFF.

>cook my eggs like Gordon
>low heat and constant stirring like a risotto
>didn't add the creme fraiche though
>best scrambled egg I ever had
>cook all my eggs like this from now on

it's been 3-4 years now, thanks Gordon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUP7U5vTMM0

>>82047596
>>82047671
The revisit to Amy's.
>is this a prank? Are we being punk'd?

>>82047596
I like sebastian's. They guy treats every argument like it's a 4chan argument. Keeps trying to get the last word no matter how stupid and then processed to to shout 'I think I won that one'.

>>82047775
I would love a pizza with that much meat and cheese and greese, but the dough is clearly undercooked. would not eat.

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Only the best

>>82047841
You cook them on a low heat? He says to have them on a generous heat.

I'm so confused.

>>82045824
i'm a floor manager at a wall-mart type super store and I use this when somebody is COMPLETELY out of line, and it ALWAYS works. The second you send 1 person home like this they all get how serious I am.

>>82047998
This guy makes me not want to eat food ever again.

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Why is watching Gordon being chill cooking at home or touring SE Asia and India so comfy?

>'ey you
>When was this water made?
about 4.6 billion years ago chef
>Bloody hell

>>82046358
Was talking about this recently, marco can SHUT a person THE FUCK DOWN, by sitting on his ass ,and speaking VERY calm, but VERY intense. It's sort of a "here's a loaded bomb, dont do anything crazy or it my go off" effect on people and they instantly chill the fuck out.

>>82047628
>Leones

Holy shit never seen this one but its already amazing and sad.

>Mom made a great and thriving restaurant
>went into a coma
>wakes up 2 years later
>Son completely destroyed it

>>82048113
I don't take it off the element as much as him

Higher heat is probably faster overall but low heat doesn't require constant attention to it as it takes longer to coagulate

>>82048251
Watch Marco White, Gordons teacher, his cooking videos are the most chill, hes also the most intimidating guy yet doesnt yell.

DONKAY

PETER PAN ICE AND SHOT

>>82047576
For he shall be surley until the end of the egg, his watch ends when the seemingly infinite stock of eggs is depleted. Neither bound by time or infinity, he is cursed to be the Surly Eggman for god knows how long.

>>82048467
That, and some drunk tourist is stumbling around 200 eggs while recording the guy as he works.

>>82048113
>>82047841

If you're in the middle of a service you want high heat, constant stirring and taking it off when it's going too hard so it's fast.

At home you can go low heat, but remember to stir once every couple of seconds so you don't cook it halfway before you stir.

>>82045420
SPAM LICE AND CLOTH

Don't fucking whistle at me

>>82048672
>I'm not your fucking dog. In fact, you look more like a dog than I do.

Jesus, that comeback to a customer is forever engraved in my mind. Gordon is indeed /ourchef/

>>82047026
>make disgusting plate of noodles and crisps
>drown it in liquid at the end

Fucking why?

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>>82045420
>420
>pot
>nice and hot

>>82045580
eat shit phoneposting cuck

everyone knows you're a cuck

>>82045828
This made me chuckle.

>>82047039
bet the ice cream flavor is banana too

>>82047576
Dude's just doing what he does for a living and cooking for someone else and some asshole comes in and records him.
Of course you never see him say anything, so he's just being surly.

Gordon at his best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0Z7EPh8oLU

Who was in the wrong?

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Do Americans really use oil, eggs, AND Mayo in their cakes?

>>82049042
>that big jar of mayo next to the finished product

Link me to some good Kitchen Nightmare UK episodes, I can only find US ones.

>>82049177
I think every episode for US and UK are on youtube

>>82049021
Imagine being in that powerstruggle, and having so much money you don't even care, you just play along and laugh about it because finally somebody has the balls to not say "Mr Ramsey yes Mr. Ramsey"

>>82045507
HEAD

NICE AND HOT

>>82049177
Either the "real gravy" one of the "soul food shack" one

>>82049177
They are harder to find for some reason. The act he puts on for the US show might be a big part of his draw, in the UK they might not give a shit about him as he is cordial and polite for the most part. Try putting the "UK" bit in your search. You may only find garbage uploads though with the whole zoom in or hazed image. Its great background noise though.

I personally enjoy his nicer side. He seems genuinely kind and friendly. Knowing the depths he can go to in terms of being a douche, it makes all the times he is pleasant even more noticeable.

>>82049415
His home cooking videos are the epitome of comfy, it's much better see him not hamming it up and shouting his lungs out.

>>82049415
>>82049177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdQFhK4GPYY&list=PLbgfEeG_9Ag5wmlF_Bt0T3GLtkVO5zLVs

one search

>>82046911
source

>>82049611
Everything about this disgusts me.

never 'got' this meme

>>82049672
I didn't say they were some verboten content, just that its harder to find compared to the massive amount of content out there for the US version.

Thanks though. Not for me, for the other guy asking.

>>82049598
I just saw one about fried chicken and pickled celery (brits fuck up soul food but the thought is nice), and him interacting with his family was charming.

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>>82049749
Who was in the wrong here?

>>82049611
That's what a REAL man does with his weiner, cucks, sweetie, take notes... ;) :)

>>82046911
>suddenly BLACKED
reeee

>>82047585
See I wanna assume the omelet is hot enough on the left to cook completely by simply closing it but odds are it aint.

>>82049789
This is just a dad hanging out with his son, I don't see anything wrong here.

>>82049415
Him being a douche is actually him being professional. As a three Michelin star chef if you don't cook anime level perfection every time then you're not worth being in his kitchen. People pay ludicrous money to be served the best so if you can't make the best then you, you you and you, Fuck off.

He is so much more chill and friendly when cooking in a casual manner. You can see he loves his job but also takes it seriously.

>>82049783
the one where he takes his son hunting is max comfy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9SA5lMQ6ew

>>82045580

REKT

>>82047026
this is straight up prison food

>>82046911
that's some next level agenda pushing

>>82047236
it's still fucking mooing ffs

>>82046911
you sick son of a bitch

>>82049899
>gordon will never be your dad
>you will never raise sheep together in your garden
>you will never go hunting with him
>he will never teach you how to cook
>he will never send you off to school with a plate of scrambled eggs
maybe in the next world

>>82049885
Yeah I agree, the douche part comes from how insulting he can be sometimes. But again, its his gig.

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KNIFE

NICE AND SHARP

>>82047026
>TONGS SO AS NOT TO GET DORITO DUST ON FINGERS
GODLY PLATING TECHNIQUE, TRULY MICHELIN WORTHY

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>>82049672
24:10
"Not a stinky jew in sight."

>>82050157
>he will never send you off to school with a plate of scrambled eggs
Hol up, scrambled eggs are for the missus when you cause a row in the kitchen. Pickled celery is customary on show and tell day.

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ZONALD

NOOK ANT ZRUMP

>>82050232
Fuck off, shill.

>>82049899
the best gordon ramsay video are the ones where he hunts and kills the things he cooks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6ff-ShY5Bw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a40VeD8YxiU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXiBei_iUes

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>>82047596
mangia mangia, with the 19 year old head chef that beat up the owner's daughter every so often

>>82046911
>This girl looks like Ava Dalush
>*black guy walks in*
>That IS Ava Dalush!

>>82050224
>you will never be Gordon's missus
if only

>>82050304
Why did he only grab one crab?

>>82050304
I love these. Its good to see he's a real man when he wants to be. I hate people who try to remove the food we eat from it being something that lived and breathed but for us to eat it.

I want SHANKS of meat, WHOLE LEGS, I want EXPOSED RIBCAGES. I want to know something died so I could live. Eating is meaningless without it.

>>82047671
You forgot to mention that cutie Miranda.

>>82047585
The one on the right is way overdone, it's like a pancake.

>>82046720
KEK

>>82049042
it's not the same thing after the homogenization in the mayo has happened already

Who would win in a fight John Taffer or Gordon?

AND MEMES
STRAIGHT IN THE PAN

>>82050321
Is it the one where the chef was constantly on meth and got fired for it? That was such a wild episode.

>>82050455
If you go through all The F Word videos I swear Gordon's killed and eaten just about every animal you can think of

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Jesus Christ

>>82049885
>Him being a douche is actually him being professional
most of the time, not all the time. You can tell for the most part when he's just playing shit up for the camera, that's why the UK version contrast so well.

This also goes for the home cooking videos, although since they're already comfy it makes no sense to get worked up about that

>>82049872
I don't know if he's still a minor but Jack's encouraging some pretty early onset heart disease there

>>82050700
there is something inherently wrong with you if that much effort goes into a fucking grilled cheese
>didn't cut off the crust
what a cocksucker

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>>82050176
how can a single man be this much of a fuckup?

the worst/best thing about this, is that it's completely sincere, he's aware people make fun of him but he really cannot do better, this is as much as he can ever do.

>>82046911
BULL.

PREPPED.

>>82050304
the best one is where he hunts a boar in Fort Benning

>>82047339
how the fuck does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>>82050961
>implying you can leave the egg fortress

>>82050670
yeah, the owner had tried to convert a fast food joint into a high end restaurant, fucking hilarious.

I mean it SOUNDS like a reasonable enough idea because the kitchen facilities would be decent, but the rest of the whole infrastructure is irreversibly oriented to get people OUT of the building, not keeping them in.

>>82050682
When he goes to India and eats that ant patte was a good episode. Seeing them sear an entire goat, head and all, was a neat experience. I'd love to sit and help cook something like that from that old yogi looking dude.

Communal cooking just seems so wholesome and good.

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>>82050932

>>82050946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p5x0nxtqVs
>his job is literally to hunt and shoot boars all day because theyre invasive
super jelly

>>82050875
>cutting off the crust
b8

>>82050304
I've watched all of these already, my favorite Ramsey videos by far.

These are all from The F Word, right?

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>>82050700
>calm down Favreau it's just fucking toast

>>82048202
>This is /pol/ posters invading /tv/

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>>82048798

The videos with Jeremy Clarkson and James May were pretty comfy.

>>82046911
Got me, nice one

>>82051054
yep, its the best ramsay show but hardly anyone knows about it since its UK

>>82051089
Needs smug anime girl at the bottom

>>82046543
How did a mongoloid like that get the money for a restaurant?

>>82046720
Underrated

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>>82047039

>>82048202
good on you, anon. seriously.

>>82045507
Butt

nice and hurt

>>82046911
What the fuck kind of porn is this?

>>82049021
>plonker
>twat
I love British arguments.

>>82049380
Kek. Always..

>>82046481
Oh shit nigga what is you doing

What does /tv/ think about Ramsay's eggs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUP7U5vTMM0

HELLO MY NAME'S N I N O

>>82049611
Oil isn't even hot enough.

How do you fuck up this badly so consistently?

>>82046911
Good. Keep /pol/fags occupied with their blacked porn. Then the'll be too busy to shitpost here.

>>82051652
I'm not really a fan of eggs unless I'm using them to make something else, but I would definitely try those.

What is the best Gordon Ramsay recipe and why is it the chip butty?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy0HncHOQe0

While we're on the topic, how much salad cream is too much on a salad cream and cucumber sandwich

For me it's half a tube

>>82051652
>burning toast

Marco would be ashamed.

>>82048365
LITTLE MORE OLIVE OIL

>>82051715
>tfw Ramsay perfected Beef Wellington but somehow burns toast

>>82051870
Everyone can make mistakes, anon.

Post pizza kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

>>82051681
I felt kind of weird for a time because although I didn't really mind the tought of IR porn, I rarely watch any, a few weeks ago I watched a scene where the guy had too many "white" features and it gave me the same kind of vibe.

Thus I learned it's the distractingly racially distinctive look which is taking me out of my porn watching experience

>>82051857
that fucker's too lucky for his own good, he should have caught a splash of oil so he could learn a lesson...

>>82051741
b8

man depression wasnt so bad when i watched literally every ep of ramseys kichen and hotel nightmares
tfw will never get to watch them for the first time again ever

>>82051652
Raymond > Overrated Hack Ramsay

https://youtu.be/eLj4L4PWsrc?t=1m13s

>>82051989
it was looking normal enough at first...

that oven is pretty patrician tier too. too bad

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>>82052178
Try Bar Rescue, it's not Ramsey, but pretty entertaining.

>>82049021
Gordon was in the right. Chefs / managers always seem to have huge egos, so instead of saying "Mr. Ramsey would you mind showing me how you do x?", they go"Oi how bout some fooking help m8?".

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>>82046720
>SHWIIINNNNGGG

>>82045420
GUY

NICE AND BIG

>>82052432
I hate when they stop the show to do a liquor commercial, but then I want to try the mixed drinks they show.

>>82049021
What the fuck is a plonker?

>>82046720
amazing

>>82052737
When your m8 gobs a jammy dodger on the lorry.

>>82047339
>you will never receive an omelette from the egg lord

feels bad

COCK

BIG AND BLACK

>>82052947
YOUR MOM

NICE AND BLACKED

>>82050157
You'll just get stuck with Bobby Flay and be sent off to school with your daily helping of his "GREATEST CHEF ALIVE ON FOOD NETWORK" smug ego

>>82052737
when ur m8 is actin like a right cunt after nicking a cheeky crisp from ur pack of prawn cocktail walkers

>>82053007
Better than Jamie Oliver.

CMERE YOU

>>82046720
Hilarious

10/10

>>82045828
thanks, youtube comments

>>82049611
ICE COLD

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DAMN, JACK'S TACOS LOOK LIKE *THAT*??

>>82052038
It wouldn't burn him

>>82053407
its taking a piss

>>82048061
>jack_makes_a_sundae.jpg

>>82053407
how do you even do that

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>>82053407

>>82053407
maybe it was taco soup

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>>82046720

Bruh.

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Does YouTube count?

Is Jack scientifically considered human?

>>82053744
if you watched the full video you would see he already bleached all the chicken surfaces to prevent any bacteria from spreading

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>>82054030

>>82048798
>yeah you c-cuck I sure got em didn't I guys?
Pathetic

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Was getting Salmonella part of his plan?

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>>82055253

>>82046911
REEEEEEEEEE

also checked

>>82045698
Nah. The Costa episodes are the best.

>>82051652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyL_cYxV6QA

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>>82054746
do people actually order these things or are they just mexican Jacks?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NQ6YHPTfdg

Who made the better pie?

>>82054746
I laughed each time he added a new ingredient

>>82055277
>>82055253

Literally just raw beef mince.

What do you think the internal temperature of that burger is?

I'd be astonished if it were even luke warm.

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>>82046911

The jews did this

>>82055582
They do and there are many more equally gross "snacks".

>>82055758
man I thought the worst thing I ever heard was how you could buy cheetos and pour melted cheese in them in America but Mexico takes it to the next level

>>82055758
>a whole, large bag of chips with ten pounds of toppings
>snack

T O P
O
P

K E K
E
K

>>82055593
I've always liked May. He seems most genuine out of the three.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

>>82055835
Mexicans are even fatter than Americans, despite living in a third world shithole

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>he doesn't post on /ck/

>>82055593
Well the video cuts off who made the better pie.
Ramsay actually lost to a drunk guy.

>>82055859
James May is a true man. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xhfJRdwHnU

>>82056033
A drunk guy who wrote "COCK" on his fish pie.

>>82046358

"I don't think you understand what I am. I control myself very well"

>>82053407
>white people

>>82055835
Oh you'll be surprised what people consider here snacks like for example there's this thing that's basically a rectangular fried tortilla made out of wheat paste and on top:
Mayonnaise
Goat/cow cheese
something called pico de gallo (xalapeño, onion, tomato, all in little squares, some salt, lemon juice and coriander.
Corn (boiled with butter)
Powdered chilly
More lemon
More cheese.
And finally some tabasco sauce or something similar
THIS IS A SNACK.

>>82056100
GORDON CHOSE TO CRY, I DID NOT MAKE HIM CRY

>>82047998
I've seen the face but who is this guy

>>82055978
I gagged when I arrived at the last pic. 10/10

>>82056133
>Wops
>White

>>82056133
>Jack
>"white"

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Gordon Ramsay smokes herbs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymkxaRpMd4s

>>82047026
where can I find the sauce for this video?

>>82050177
something I eat particularly dusty chips with chopsticks desu

>>82055835
How else would you classify that?
And what constitutes a snack in your opinion?

>>82057338
Not a whole fucking bag of chips for one thing.
That's like a whole meal for 5 people.

>>82057339
That looks really unhealthy.

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Posting some 'zakino

>>82053407
How the fuck does this guy do it? Every item he has cooked has gone against the very laws of nature. How is this fucker still alive.

>>82057369
A snack for 5 people maybe.
But not a meal. Chips aren't a meal.

>>82057506
Anyone that unironically says 'za should be executed.

>>82057383
no, what gave it away?

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>>82046481
>look where he puts his phone down

>>82057711
The cheese fries.

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>>82057725

Have you tried the seafood ravioli, /tv/? I highly recommend it.

>>82051029
Something about this video just does it for me. God damn that's the life.

>>82051857
PAN NICE AND COLD

>>82047596
Sandgate Hotel - comfy extract.

>>82051029
>Ramsay goes hunting for wild hog
>they find a pig in a cage
>the other dude pulled the trigger

Kek

>>82057339
>NOT GRILLING THE INSIDE OF THE BREAD TO SLOW THE SOGG

UNA GRAN CAZZATA

>>82050304
That's a big crab.

>>82048299
Being calm makes when others are losing their shit him seem in control.

But there are many other techniques he uses to "shut people down"

Being a big guy is in itself intimidating, because it forces people to look up to him.

Everything is about attention.

He never goes to tables, but orders people come to his counter instead.
The fact that they go to the counter means they are already submitting to him.
Also, being seated at a table gives you privilege over those that are standing and waiting on you.

He also never gives people with bullshit complaints full attention and keeps on with his work.

Not getting full attention frustrates people who are not in control of themselves. This gives him power over them.
And like kids, they start act out in frustration and throw tantrums.
When you trow a tantrum, you instantly lose all credibility.

And unlike Gordon, he rarely gets into arguments.
Gordon tries to make people see things his way.
Marco does not care.
When someone tries for an argument, he does not give them attention.

Instead he throws cheap insults at them until they concede, presumably to go cry in a corner somewhere.

>>82055667
its bison you pleb

>>82058504
yes, that makes it much safer to serve raw food, the animal. Good job anon.

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Is this how you're supposed to do this?

>>82051151

Afghans are scumbags. Probably smuggled heroine, prostitutes, organs or used Japanese cars.

>>82057725
haha fucking disgusting

>>82058451
Also, whenever he gives orders to his kitchen, he expects a "Yes, Marco" to show affirmation.

He does not look at the kitchen and wait to confirm that they received his orders, because he does not seek validation from them.
This leaves zero room for staff questioning him or giving out their opinions.

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>>82058859
>He finally gets the oil hot before beginning
>Just flings the shit in like a fucking retard
I hurt myself today.

>>82059120
He doesn't want to burn himself.

>>82051652

I like most of Gordon's cooking, but goddamn, this is the worst realization of scrambled eggs I have ever seen.

>>82046543
That fat chef is fucking gross.

>>82045531
>implying

>>82045531
ANON

MAD AND GAY

>>82059499
All he would have to do is dip it in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_2A1n1mHAk

>>82060319
Looks like shit.

>>82047026
Id eat this shit like a pussy

>>82060716
Not ever?

>>82047339
>dramatic music
Look at these f***ing chickens. They're RAAW. They're still in f***ing egg form for god sakes. You could've killed someone!

I'm shutting this place down.

>>82046358
It's because they've heard of the stories of marco. He beat Gordon's ass when he was coming up.

Was Ramsay drunk in this video?

https://youtu.be/gr3MGCmd03U?t=2m40s

>>82050700

>dad youve been making that for 40 minutes can i go to school yet

>>82050700
>all that cheese
>MORE butter

No wonder why he's so fat.

>>82050700
mother fuck im hungry now for my toasted sandwich not in 20minutes time when its ready

>>82057506
Can anyone really tell me what thigis please? I have seen it couple of times on various boards...the fuck is that?

>>82062184
A burnt pizza thing.

Nah, I heard its a type of weird pizza from a state, I forget which one.

>>82051652

SOURDOUGH, NICE AND THICC
WHITE BUNS, NICE AND BLACKENED

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>>82050700
>ywn cook for your son

Does anybody here cook? Does it make you happy? I've been lumped with bills and living off of $20 a week for food for so long that I feel like I've forgotten what actual food tastes like. These threads are always comfy as fuck because it reminds me of when I had a family.

>>82051652

I learned to cook scrambled eggs from this video.

I make them so fucking good now.

Are the hotel episodes any good? Are they more like the British kitchen nightmares where you get more footage of him actually being human and constructive towards these people?

>>82062672
I think

>>82062672
It's basically the USA Kitchen Nightmares but with in a hotel environment. It even has the classic "try the food at the restaurant and go through a filthy fridge" routine.

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>>82062544
I recently taught myself how to cook nasi goreng and other variations of fried rice properly. Feels good. I'll try oven cooked food next

>>82056197
don't know anything more than jack, jack cooks

go on wsg or ck and you'll find plenty of him being sickening

>>82063370
He nearly beat his to death and he said Palestine needs to be bombed

A LIL BIT 'A PEPPAH

>>82063400
He beat his son I mean.
For touching his wife and kicked him out for smoking weed.

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>>82057725

>>82045420
FRESH PRODUCE

SIMPLE, RUSTIC COOKING

>>82062907
I prefer Hotel Impossible.

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PAN NICE AND HOT

>is that gold leaf on the chocolate cake?
>yes chef
>and the gold, you mined it yourself, yes?
>well of course not chef
>fuck me

>>82050961
You have to eat all the eggs

>>82063770
kek

>>82047339
Do they have condiments at the stand? I reckon that sandwich would be painfully dry.

>>82064305
For you.

>>82050700
>tfw no flat top griddle

>>82053744
>filename
fucking burgerland is scared of dead chicken

>>82050304
>someone knicked his volcano bread

kek

>>82058859
jack has actual mental/physical disability

like he's an idiot but look at the motion that he's doing, he's trying to let go and move his hand back at the same time but his fingers don't respond as quickly as his arm does.

nerve damage is a hell of drug