Is this man the greatest comedic genius of all times? There's

Why doesn't he have a YouTube channel? :(

who me?

>>82044086
>brainlets likin a literally brainlet

look at this :

https://youtu.be/z_rLcvieq-Q?t=10m31s

when the stenographer reads back his words

his face... when he heards his own words read back at him

priceless

>>82044473
thanks for posting a 27 minute long video

>Spell the word "red"

>L S T

*dies on floor from laughter*

Quick rundown on Beetlejuice?

>>82044510
>what is a timestamp

fucking mobile scum

>>82044582
He ded

Could be

>>82044582
>Lester Green (born June 2, 1968 to Lester Pinard and Mama Juice)

>better known by his stage name Beetlejuice (often abbreviated to Beetle or Beet

> frequent guest on The Howard Stern Show

>Beetlejuice is a dwarf, standing about 4 feet 2 inches tall

>He also has microcephaly, which gives him his characteristic small head relative to his already small body

>He had to be taught how to bathe himself by his manager while working on The Howard Stern Show

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>>82044585
you fucked up, not me

kill youself

posting Beetlekino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLRMrb8ClF4

>>82044510
worked fine for me nigger faggot

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it's dumb nigga hours already?

>>82044746
>instagramm
>conan o brien x2
>rebbit

kys you're self

>>82044473
My sides.

Beetle the cop is greate too

>>82044928
oh my the gottfried episode

>>82044811
DO I LOOK LIKE A FAILURE TO YOU?

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>>82044928
>>82044746
>>82044086
>headphones on his cheeks

Every time

>>82044811
>>82044811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMs0g5PUqps

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhzIktGh5sE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y77KI9u1-Q

HE KNOWS HE'S THE BEST

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>>82044811
https://youtu.be/Kq2aY915wBk?t=2m13s

could be

>>82045095
Beetle is the opposite of "autistic spectrum" ---

he has social skills, he's good at smalltalk, entertaining, chit chatting, people love to be around him... but whenever it comes to anything close to verbal/math intelligence he's retarded

>>82045297
>he has social skills, he's good at smalltalk
lmao

>>82045297
that and he shits his pants

>>82045357
better than me

>>82045377
Nah it was that fucking Domenic

>DO I LOOK LIKE I WEAR FUCKING DIAPERS?

another video

>What, diaper aint got nuttin do wit it I wear em for fun

>>82045096
When Beetlejuice says to Artie:
>"you black skin fat fuck"

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https://youtu.be/v7y-gloYUaw?t=6m19s

why are they fucking with retarded person?

>his sister has the same retardation as him
You would have thought his parents would have stopped after the first one but niggers are gonna nig eh?
>>82045688
Because it's funny

>>82045688
He's probably made more money because of his association with Stern then he ever would have otherwise

Also fun fact: Actor Jerry O'Connel knew Beetlejuice growing up, because his mother was one of his care workers.

>>82045803
Another fun fact: Jerry O'Connel is retarded too

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>>82045844

>>82045906
>claims to be a super fan
>talks to a beetle juice recording on the phone for 2 minutes

>>82045906
that guy slaps your gfs ass and shows thumbs up
what do?

What's the deal with this guy? Does he just go on Stern and make shit up?

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>>82045844

>>82046009
Turn around and scream SHOW ME THE MONEY then high five him, buy him a drink and invite him home to fuck my gf

>>82044473
So, is Beetlejuice a literal retard? What's his IQ like? And is he still on the Stern show sometimes.

>>82046356
"somewhere between a golden retriever and a dolphin"

>>82044987

>Goo for me? ..or goo for you?

He kept doing all those old ass impressions. lolololol

>>82045688

They aren't fucking with him. The Stern show has always treated every person the same. The unspoken rule is that no one is special.

>>82046858
HAHAHAHA

whenever a 'star' comes on Howard licks their asshole out.

>>82045906

- aka - THE most pussy whipped asshole on the planet

Every time he's interviewed, the over/under for the amount of times he says his wife's name has to be 100.

>>82046975

Yeah. He sucks now. I'm talking about when the show was good. Suppose I should've put the sentiments in past tense...

Howard thenl: beet,.elegant.eliot

Howard.today: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-X0qXIW43wg

>>82047059
He used to lick Chuck Zetos ass too

>>82047091

So? He was afraid of him. That was pretty much the only thing that stopped him from fucking with a guest or caller. Just because you can cite random examples, that doesn't change the general dynamic of the show.

>>82047277
No he was like that with all celebs minus the Jackass crew, even Flaver Flav

Does Beet actually have a huge penis or was that just a joke??

>>82045717
Haha! Youre right white people NEVER have a bunch of retarded kids.

>>82047310

You're wrong. You haven't been listening for long enough. He used to ask inappropriate questions to all of them and he'd put through callers who he KNEW were going to ask insane questions to fuck with them..
then he'd act as if her were shocked.

He never got all of the huge stars until he started kissing ass and doing proper interviews.

>>82047456
>He used to ask inappropriate questions
While licking their ass.
You said so yourself
>then he'd act as if her were shocked.

He never treated them the same as the retards and midgets

>>82048019
He fucked with people. To what level depended on who they were. The show now sucks but it used to be better because he fucked with everyone in one way or another.


Who gives a shit? You cunts will argue the fun out of everything. I lose. You win. Who cares? Enjoy.

>It's a Bettlejuice calls another midget a :retarded midget:

>>82044086
Beet lands an airplane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_bo3oRA5ac

>>82047364
steve langford has a huge penis

>>82044548
where is this from? I have to see this

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>>82044086
>those fucking headphones

Do they go out of their way giving him the biggest headphones they have in the studio or is his face really that small?

>>82049263
battle of the wits

>>82048230
You seem upset
>>82048697
>when Bettlejuice talks chinese

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>>82044746
Do you really have 3 motherfucking adblockers? Jesus fucking christ why are people so god damn stupid? I see people with 2 all the time, but 3? Fucking kill me, end my suffering.

You realize they pull from the EXACT same filters right? Having 5 adblockers isn't going to block more than 1. Get uBlock Origin and delete the rest.

>>82049352
it's a beetljuice orders chinees food, gets naked, wipes his ass on paper towel and hands it to the deliveryman episode

>>82049318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRBuDo_e60U

>>82049318
>battle of the wits
Link and timestamp, and you'll be an hero

>>82049600
wtawatch the whole thing you fucking retard

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Why was he part of the wack pack? He was right every time

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>>82044746
>HAS A SUBSCRIPTION TO FIGURE4ONLINE
FUCKING MARK

>>82049588
THIS COULD NEVER HAPPEN TODAY KEK

"who cares about retards" -beetlejuice

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I need the basic gestalt regarding this guy

>>82049991
>Wake up white people!

>>82048948
>Uhhh couple few years back
Lmao!

>>82050864
>IQ of 210
>fucks models every day of the week
>worth millions
>can play the piano and violin

>>82047364
it's 5 inches flacid, 7.2 inches erect.

This is one of favorite moments in Stern history.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DGsv-kJQNs

>>82054317
So, is Beet smarter than Gary? I always thought so, but how could could anyone be this stupid?

>>82044086
Where did they find those headphones? A GI Joe set?

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t h i c c

>>82054394
>but how could could anyone be this stupid?

He hardly has a functioning brain. Are you serious? Look at him, for fucks sake.

>>82055315
Yeah, but he seems smarter than Gary. At least Beetlejuice can speak clearly.

>>82044086
Could be

I love Beet. He was a wonderful person

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>>82048948
>can you spell GPS

fucking hell

>>82049263
see>>82054317

I love how full of shit Beetlejuice is and is always telling lies, like when they went to the haunted prison and he told the crew he was imprisoned there along time ago.

>>82056031
Yea. I also find it funny that he smokes and drinks

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>>82044746
>plebbit
>dude weed
>Conan
>Starcraft

kys my negro

>>82044169
Howard probably has a non-compete contract with the retard.

>>82046356
He has microcephaly. I thought they usually died as children.

I like when Beetle said he wouldnt kiss a guy if it meant his dead sister would still be alive. Beet's a real man

>>82044086
just looking at him makes me vomit in my mouth

i'm a firehose when he eats sardines

>>82044987
Why did Gilbert get banned from the show?

>>82044928
What has four legs and says ho-dee-do, ho-dee-do?

>>82059224
Two black guys trying to catch an elevator

If this is a Stern thread now I'm gonna post one of my favorite Stern clips.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ilx91f3tZHU
Howard, Fred, and Billy are hilarious imitating dumb hicks.

>>82059182
he spit in the cupcakes