YASSSSSSSSSS QUEEN SLAY

ok

How terribly inefficient. Why would they do that?

>>82039441
The Empire is supposed to be pure evil so they took queues from Israel's """Defense""" Force.

Uhhhhhhh
werent they all cloans of jango fett?
(boba fetts father who got cloaned by the big tall kaminoans but died when mace windu decapateighted him)

>storm troopers are supposed to be the elite troops
>we never see regularly infantrymen

I forgot about all those boobplates I was seeing throughout the movies
time for another enhanced edition of the OT to reflect all the diversity

>>82039533

Clonetroppers =/= stormtroopers

>>82039161
why werent they in the films

>>82039441
Cannon fodder knows no gender.

CONSUME OUR PRODUCT
OUR PRODUCT IS LIBERATING
OUR PRODUCT WILL SET YOU FREE
ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE CONSUMING IT TOO
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>>82039161

wait, but i thought the Empire was a mysoginist, white supremacist organization?

Why would an evil regime hell bent on taking over the galaxy care about equality n sheeit?

>>82039161

>Storm Troopers are all men

"Ughhhh this is more of Hollywood being librul and anti-man! Typical, we always have to be the villains!"

>Storm Troopers are both men and women

"Ugghhh typical Hollywood trying to shovel diversity into our faces!"

But doesnt all this diversity conflict with the crappy writers constantly trying to make the empire into racist facists?

>>82039675
They are supposed to be, but this is Disney. They don't care about the lore as long as they can pander.

>>82039533
Those were Clone Troopers.
Storm Troopers are different people.

>>82039161
Well no wonder they lost.

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>Empire is literally Nazis
>they employ women, blacks and other species
Cant these shitty writers at least stay consistent?

>>82039726
What part of lore said the empire was a mysoginist, white supremacist organization?

>>82039771
Disney lore :^)

>>82039675
maybe its supposed to be sarcastic?

also
>implying luke wasnt going to join an empire flight academy in the first movie and boba fett isnt dead and han didnt shoot first.

>>82039574
That's what Wookieepedia is for.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Imperial_Army_trooper

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>>82039698
Holy strawman, Batman.

>>82039161

No wonder they can't aim worth shit.

>women

>>82039574
It made sense within ANH which is all that matters at this point.

>>82039771
Rogue One's writers

>>82039161
so men that think they are women.

>>82039613
>>82039732
But doesn't Jango Fett bang his head in Episode 2 as a nod to the Stormtrooper banging his head in Episode 4?

>>82039770
>Nazi Germany didn't employ women, blacks and other species

>>82039161
Does no one remember the line:
>aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?

Or is that no longer canon.

>>82039770

Nazis unjustifiably considered their race/religion/sexuality to be superior.

Space Nazis unjustifiably considered their species to be superior.

Same thing, different scope. If we ever make contact with aliens you can bet your ass that people will unite over their perceived superiority.

>>82039770
>Nazi use the waste of space as cannon fodder

All the leaders are white.

>>82039817
>lore

>>82039161

Explains their shit aim. Military lowered standards so women could get in and fucked the whole empire.

>>82039869
>Nazi Germany employed women, blacks and other species

THAT'S NOT TRUE!!!

No wonder they can't aim

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>>82039770
>shitlords denying all the powerful female nazis

>>82039890
If we met aliens, I would HOPE that humanity would, in the even of the aliens attacking (and we could actually defend ourselves which is so unlikely it's hilarious) would go "Fuck aliens, humanity No.1!" regardless of anything.

HFY! is GOATYAY.

>>82039957
Silly me, I forgot that the Nazis gassed everyone who wasn't a blue eyed, blond, CIS white male.

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>>82039938
>>82039161
WELL WHICH ONE IS IT??
SOCIAL MEDIA IS A DISEASE

>>82039890
But this never makes sense in scifi.

The basic argument that racism is bad on Earth is that there aren't actually major differences between races (NOTE: Please PLEASE do not argue whether or not this is true, I'm not interested in a /pol/ debate, I'm just saying this is the premise)

But in virtually every sci fi setting with aliens this isn't true. Wookies for example are objectively stronger than Jawas, Vulcans are smarter than Pakleds, etc.

>>82040066
>white women supremacists don't real xD

what is this

>>82040082
this is how libshits actually see diversity "aliens" are just a cover.

>>82039890
>unjustifiably
Wrong. Nice marxist buzzwords, Chaim.

>>82040066
>do I believe the shitty middle aged numale writer that has never been involved with a single good film or the account that exists only to shill and persuade people into buying products!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Yikes, what a conundrum for you to be in, mr brainlet!

>>82040056
honestly, even if the aliens didn't attack I'd imagine we would be much more unified

>>82040066
Think he's equating being a human being with being white there.

>>82040066
One tweet is a tweet with nothing to back it up, that was deleted with an apology issued.
The other tweet is based off of lore that is true in both the old Expanded Universe and the new one.

>>82040056
>If we met aliens, I would HOPE that humanity would go "Fuck aliens, humanity No.1!" regardless of anything.

IF humanity won, we'd end up killing each other with the leftover mass destruction weaponry.

Specifically Saudi Arabia would obtain an antimatter nuke or something.

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Stop discussing Nu-Star Wars

>>82040309
When have there been female stormtroopers (genuine question I don't know much about the old or new EU besides the meme shit).

>>82040331
You're fucking delusional, you Israelis would be the ones to do it. Stop blaming everything on the Arabs.

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>Twins, one male, one female
>Just like Luke and Leia
>The female "discovers" the Force at a place that becomes known as the "Force Tree"
>The female twin founds the Jedi Order
>The male twin is evil and kills the female.
>Before she dies she makes a prophecy that she will return as The One
>Meanwhile Darth Sidious creates >Anakin Skywalker to be a false prophet / golem type creation
>The Jedi are fooled into thinking he's The One
>The Jedi only realize their mistake too late.
>Anakin destroys almost all the Jedi
>Luke tries to redeem his evil father who literally slaughtered children.
>Rey is born and she is the perfect reincarnation of The One. Flawless in every way.
>She finds Luke Skywalker, who now just like his evil father, wants to destroy the Jedi Order

Rey will stop Luke's plans, restore order to the galaxy, and will destroy the dark side. She will also bring about the rise of the new Jedi order as predicted by Supreme Leader Snoke in TFA.

Rey being the reincarnation of The One explains why she is such a Mary Sue in TFA. She's literally a perfect super being.

The entire Star Wars saga is about how women are good and men are evil.

The women are all leaders (Padme, Leia, Rey, Mon Mothma)

The men are all drawn to the dark side (Anakin, Palpatine, Snoke, Kylo)

tl: dr = Men are bad, women are good. Thanks Kathleen Kennedy!

>>82040361
>Stop blaming everything on the Arabs.

Meanwhile the Sauds are in control of the UN human rights council and the refugee committee.

Majority of refugees in the past 10 years have been nothing but Sunni Snackbars.

>>82040361
Well maybe if arabs didn't routinely swing butcher knives whilst driving on sidewalks they would have a better pr image.

>>82039161
>RETCONNED
It explains the terrible aim at least.

>>82040056

Possibly would be for the best.

>>82040082

Judge Yoda by his size, would you?

>>82040202

What exactly is a "marxist buzzword"? Are you off your meds?

>>82039519
Even in the IDF, the female soldiers that everybody goes on about are relegated to units and postings that are the least likely to see combat. The IDF knows that they aren't as capable.

>>82039161
How progressive of you, Star Wars.
>claps
>cries
>shits pants
Thanks Star Wars for making Stormtroopers fair.
>masturbates furiously

>>82040202
Actually, """marxists"""" are moral relativist (ei amoral) scum who would justify anything.

>>82040632
IDF girls mostly do checkpoint guard and inspection.

>>82039161
Does anyone really give a fuck?
Seriously, who fucking cares?
Remember when Star Wars was a decent franchise that didn't pander to special demographics, or political agendas?

>>82040674

evidence?

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>>82039161
I thought the Empire was nothing but evil white supremacist men.

Jesus, George, why'd you have to sell out to Disney of all companies?

>>82040632
>>82040728
So same case with the Empire?

>>82040733
you'd be surprised, neo-liberals eat this shit up and anyone calling it out for what is it (pandering) is labelled a man-baby who hates women

it's self-parody at this point. are they going to rejoice if an SS officer announces that half of the guards at Auschwitz were women?

>>82039574
>>82039786
It should be noted that in the nu Disney canon, Stormtroopers are no longer elites and Army troopers no longer exist. Stormtroopers do everything.

>>82040082
Did you say vulcans?

TRAITOR!!!!!

>>82040917
Truth. Its ridiculous what libs attach themselves to.
Then again, I feel like most of the population is retarded, so they'll eat the propaganda up like good little tards, and the neo-libs will continue to stay relevant.

>>82039675
>>82039726
>Disney has only white men in evil empire positions
/tv/: FUCKING JEWESSES AT DISNEY PUSHING THEIR SEXIST POLITCIAL AGENDA< FUCK KATHLEEN REEEEEE
>Disney starts putting women and poc in empire positions
/tv/: WOW FUCKING DISNEY, PANDERING TO THE LIBERAL MEDIA AND FORCIGN DIVERSITY AGAIN, TYPICAL

>>82039771
The lore says they are a human supremacist organization, they are a metaphor for white supremacist fascist nations though

DID YOU KNOW?
NO WOMEN SERVED AS SOLDIERS IRL

>>82039161
Not according to canon

>>82039161
>DID YOU KNOW BOTH MEN AND WOMYN SERVED AS STORMTROOPERS IN THE GALACTIC EMPIRE, BUT IT WAS THE WHITE MALES WHO DID ALL THE BAD STUFF.

>>82041135
You haven't actually engaged in canon outside of the first six movies, have you?

>>82041295
>implying anything else matters

>>82039938
is he saying that only whites are really human?
really gets the ol' synapses firing

>>82039665
I had a hearty kek anon. Fuck these globalist hollywood jews, if not only for their pure cynicism when pushing their consumerism

>>82039851
a visual nod, yes.
Not to mention, SOME clones would still be in service by Ep 4, it's like 17 years later.

god this is fucking embarrassing

>>82040999
FUCK DISNEY AND
FUCK KATHKEEN KENNEDY

>>82039441
It's not inefficient. What is inefficient is cutting your draft pool in half just because of what's between someone's trousers.

>But women are weaker than men

Okay? Not all jobs in the military are footsoldiers. More women behind the frontlines means more men on the frontlines. It's not that difficult a concept.

Well that explains the horrible aim.

>>82043707

What the fuck does that have to do with anything? There are female soldiers in virtually every military. The dykes are agitating to have them in combat roles.

>>82043707
that's not the point. it's a clear retcon to pander to neo-libs in the most embarrassing way possible

>>82043871
>it's a clear retcon

>>82040483
>The force went from an undefinable energy that binds as in someways is generated by all living thing to a fuckong tree on a forgotten planet.

Was this in the EU or something?

>>82039869
>blacks and other species
A bit redundant don't you think?

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>>82043707
I sear to God, I have to post this atleast once a fucking weak to some whiteknighting faggot.

>>82043871
>neo-libs

lmao, that isn't what "neo-liberal" means. Read a book retard.

Funny how stronk womyn soldiers are always 'there' but they're never the ones screaming in pain or clutching their disembowelled guts or getting crushed into paste.

>>82039161
And they are shit compared with clones, now we know why.

>>82039161
Why? I can buy women as support staff but not as frontline combat units. Every intelligent statesman knows that women are the most important intergenerational resource because they produce more soldiers for the next generation's army

>>82044931
>2017
Men have a right to produce soldiers too, shitlord

>>82044492
you're right. i thought neo-lib was just a catch all term for the current era of liberals that obsess over identity politics, not a strictly economic term about the free market. thanks for the enlightenment.

>>82043707
>serving as a stormtrooper in a non-frontline role
what?

>>82040632
>>82040728
>Get the Israel deck for Wargame
>Female soldiers are the shittest infantry they have.

>>82039161
I love how they finnaly admit blacks and women are also the bad guys

>>82043707
women have a better shot than men so theres that, maybe they were hoping for a better hit to shot ratio

>>82046057
I used to play Airland Battle a bit, I was all about the Czechs desu

>>82046278
I will say that some women are better shots just starting out than men, but that is far outweighed by the fact that they are physically less capable in every other sense in any role that would have the actually shooting in combat

>>82039161
So that's why they can't hit anything

>>82040917
>>82041059
>neoliberal

Millennials everyone.

>>82046230
you dumbass they are laying the ground work for jedi master darth rey.

>>82040354
try combing through this autism: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Stormtrooper

>>82040483
The green text you wrote is actually good plot, and makes sense as to why hamil is pissed at his role. 30 years of thinkng he was the good guy lol btfo.

>>82046554
underrated

>>82040483
They now have a lore explanation for why she is a mary sue?

>>82046278
If that were true women would compete vs men in Olympic shooting events

>>82039519
>queues

>>82039161
Wasn't the empire an evil racist group though? I thought that was what the marketing prior to RO was.

>>82046294
I have the most fun with Britain currently, mostly because the SAS dialogue is hilarious and Gurkhas are fun as hell to spam.

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>>82040632
when are we gunna get sexy stormtoopers like the Israeli army does?

>>82039441
Power armor makes most of them within 2-3% diference in strength.

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>>82039161
>Have a galaxy spanning army
>Trillions of beings serve under you
>Most of your recruited billions of troops do nothing but guard outposts and cities all day
>The ones that fight usually get destroyed by Jedi and rebels
>lol no sorry we don't take women
What would be the point?

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>>82039161

>>82044367
do you feel like you've accomplish something by doing this? Get a life.

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>>82039938
What?

oh did they? i guess its weird every one you hear in the old ones has a male voice? haha i guess all the people in high positions were men aswell? haha i guess the women were elsewhere the first 3 movies?

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>>82047676
JIDF pls go.

Israeli women aren't hot, stop posting the cherry picked hotties.

>>82049068
are you going to post a rebuttal to anything in his image? or are you just pissed off because it's CURRENT YEAR and people still acknowledge that men are stronger than women?

>>82039788
best thing to come out of UMass Amherst

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>>82040483
The prequels are bad because they "explain away the magic" with midichlorians. The Force is intriguing because it's nebulous and undefined, yet manifests itself physically in wondrous ways.

I'm really digging this origin story that the force comes from a tree and we're going back to prophecies n sheeeiitt.

>>82049152
Read the new Thrawn book and you will understand.

Also that tweet wasn't officially endorsed by Lucasfilm; it holds no weight against anything except to retards on 4chan.

>>82039161
About fucking time.

>>82039770
Empire thinks that humans are superior, they don't seem to difference between human races. There was a high ranking official who was black in one of the comics.

>>82049332
I thought it was a misconception that Midichlorians were the source of the force and that it was just meant to be an "Indicator" of how adept someone is with it?

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well that explains why they are so bad at fighting

>>82040483
Lucas trusted Kathleen but actually she was chomping at the bit to make the whole franchise about herself

>>82039161
>women can be evil

uhhh fucking sexist much?

>>82049582
build wall, beaner

>>82049582
>This joke has been made 5 times in the thread already
Carlos!

>>82040483
>Anakin Skywalker
>false prophet
>Implying he didn't bring balance to the force by killing all force users.

>>82049674
There are more force users in the galaxy other than the Coruscant Jedi Order and the two Sith.

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>>82039161

>>82043707
But you forget that women are also less intelligent, perform much worse under stress, and don't cooperate nearly as well as men. There's no place for them anywhere.

>>82039161
no wonder they couldnt shoot

They were clones, the cloning facility just gene manipulated 50% of the clones into being female for the purposes of equality.

>>82043707
Stupid, doubling your recruiting pool won't help your military if that other half is significantly weaker and less qualified for service. Its like saying its inefficient to exclude those who have 2.0 GPA's into med school, because we're reducing our potential pool of doctors. Not like the Empire has ever hurt for bodies.

>>82047806
They don't have power armor dummy

>>82043707
If you run an evil empire where you draft citizens as cannon fodder you'd probably want woman to produce as many children as possible for future generations of soldiers rather than just have them die like the men.

There's a reason female soldiers were never really a thing, men were more disposable and better at killing things.

>>82039161
>Stormtroopers
I thought the Empire only hired women as pilots and some non-combat roles, and not that many as well.

Are they retconning alll that and saying that fucking infantry is full of women? That doesn't even make tactical sense since women are physically weaker than men.

>>82050223
This the propaganda that women work better than men is a complete fallacy

>>82039790
thread should have ended here

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>>82039161
hiro needs to word filter that bullshit YASSSS SLAY QUEEEN whatever the fuck it means desu senpai

Why is this even worth getting upset about?

wtf????

They're suppose to be clones.....Please don't fucking tell me the jew mouse retconned that shit as well?

Didnt just last year Disney tseethed that the empire was a group a white male supremacists?

Ducking Disney

>82051717
>82052089
Your uninformed bait doesn't deserve (You)s.

>>82039161
>>82039938
Make up your minds morans!

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>>82039161
Why does it matter? They're the bad guys.