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I'LL HAVE THE TUNA. NO CRUST

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I'LL HAVE THE TUNA. NO CRUST
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How did he grow up big and strong not eating crusts?
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What is this guy sandwich crazy?
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>>82036229
You dont need the crusts you only need SS+GOMAD
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>>82036195

I'LL HAVE THE TUNA. CRUST ON THE SIDE.
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>>82036195
I'll have the crust, no tuna.
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Ill have the tuna. crust only
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>>82036195
Tuna don't have crusts, you ninny.
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>>82036195
You never had your tuna
You never had your crust!
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>Why don't you try Fat Burger from now on?You can get yourself a cheese and fries for 2.95, faggot
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Give me your tuna and your crust

And your other 10 second car
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>>82036195
COME TO MY SHOP

DISRESPECT MY MENU
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REV UP THEM FEELS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2NvoYKf7S0
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Street's closed, Tunaboy. Find another way home
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I live my life a quarter tuna at a time.
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I'll have the tuna on toast, no crust. If there is a crust, I send it back.
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>>82036195
>ORDERING THE TUNA
>FUCKIN ANYWHERE

ENJOY YOUR PARASITES
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ITS BEEN A LONG DAY

WITHOUT TUNA MY FRIEND
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TORETTO
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>>82036645
It's fresh from a can
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>whoa whoa slow down there, buddy!
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>>82036445
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>>82036649
AND I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT

WHEN I MAKE YOU A SANDWICH AGAIN
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this fool drives a honda 2 thousand
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>>82036702
BEFORE IT SAT STEWING IN MAYO IN A TUNA SLOP VAT ALL DAY, ER WEEK
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>>82036195
as if american bread has a crust.
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NOW ME AND THE MAD SCIENTIST HAVE TO RIP APART THE CRUST
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>>82036195
Sure thing, just need your VIN
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why was the first fast and furious so good?
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>>82036445
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>>82036846
But it wasn't. Drag races ar efucking boring. The only interesting part was the last act.
2 is a far better film.
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>>82036846
I GET FAST, BUT WHAT WERE THEY SO FURIOUS ABOUT ANYWAY

MUH FAMIGLIA?
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>>82036880

you won't get an argument out of me man. 2 is pure fucking kino too.
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>>82036790
They make it fresh,Toretto fresh. Artisan bread, organic vegetables, daily made sauce with himalayan salt and white pepper, prepared by their sandwich artist.
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>>82036880

Final 1/4 mile drag race was like a minute long

usain bolt runs a 1/4 mile faster than that
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>>82036445
>Vin in his muscle
>Brian comes up in his import
deepest lore ;_;
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>>82036445
the worst part was that they were besties IRL

for fuck sake they used to play WoW together because Vin is a massive nerd
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>>82036949
>Toretto fresh
YFW VIN GETS KUCKED OUT OF HIS CAR SERIES

OPENS UP A SUB FRANCHISE, MAKES A BILLION DOLLARS
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Was this the series peak?
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>>82037175
My life be like
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>>82036195
I saw this last saturday for the first time since release or something.

Pure kino
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>>82037175
JAPAN ICHIBAN
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'I'M GONNA NAME HIM...BRIAN"
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>>82037175
Best soundtrack in anything ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr6wzqmjakI
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Wtf happened to this guy, He just disappeared.
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>>82037175
I WANDA IF U KNO
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>>82036251
DON'T FORGET 6 SCOOPS 9 TIMES A DAY
CMON GOD DAMN IT
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>>82037175
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6-XZ7pkDB0
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>>82037419
He later went on to become a pizza delivery man
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>>82037419
The cats ate his face
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>build cars to go fast
>put massively impractical and heavy sound systems in the boot
what the fuck was up with this?
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>>82037175
>The Fast and The Furious: ToKino Drift
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>>82037538

>fenders rattle every time the bass hits

Dropped
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>>82037679

They were real street racing cars in the first one tho.
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>>82036445
I know that you feels-fags will rage, but this shit is so hilariously retarded
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>>82036445
>>82037812
I mean, it is kinda stupid & kitschy but I thought it was also kind of a neat way to break the fourth wall a bit and say goodbye to the actor as well as the character
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>>82036195

>in LA
>go to some shitty cantina in spanish ghetto
>order a tuna salad sandwich

peak caucasity
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>>82036251
Starting Sips + Gallon of Sips a Day
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What the fuck happened to F&F? I remember watching the first movie as a kid, and it was basically a bunch of misfits with a car hobby heisting trucks to earn a living and maintaining their expensive cars. Then I watched 8 now on kino and wtf? What is the series supposed to be now? A spy film? james bond wannabe? Cars are more like a costume than being central to the series
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>>82036846

It wasn't. It was just a point break rip off using an older IP.
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>>82037951
Truth. They even chose a shitty actor with a speech impediment for the leading role.
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>>82037947
Vin comes up with stupid ideas in his D&D sessions
The studio is fine with it because dumb action sells
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>>82037863
In a shitty 100 billion dollar movie about cars and buff dudes where they CG'd the dead actor in and pretended it was tasteful?
But it's still not as terrible as how all the fans actually bought their BS.
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REDDIT! shitposters came into my board, disrespected my whole memes because somebody narc'd me out! And you know what? IT WAS YOU!
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>>82037947
What the fuck happened to F&F?
The 90s stopped leaking into the new millennia
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>>82036445
>tfw i felt nothing
i guess i just dont care about this franchise one bit. also found it kinda weird how people suddenly gave so much of a shit about paul walker acting like they loved him and all his work. the guy was c list at best doing low budget action movies. i feel for him and his family but the "fans" were so fucking annoying during this time.
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>>82037175

Worst protagonist

People from fly-overs shouldn't even be allowed to be in movies
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>>82037419
He was kinda the bitchboy intern of the group. He always got the trainee job duties. Guess he wasn't real familia
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>>82036195
Brian's hair was sexy af n-no homo
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"Bullshit, asshole! No one likes the tuna here!"

What did he mean by this?
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>>82036195
THE TUNA WILL HAVE THE CRUST, I'LL HAVE NOTHING
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>>82036195
Brian was a cute. CUTE!
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>the only two likeable bros are Asian and black
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>>82037378
AHh that brings me back.
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>>82039932
but that nigger isn't even likable anymore now he's just comic relief. I don't mind the other one too much, wish there was a bit more of a focus on gimmicky gadgets he comes up with.
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>>82036764

WE'VE COME A LONG WAY

WITHOUT MAYO FRIEND
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>>82039932
All Roman does in 7 is distract people.

All Roman does in 8 is distract his own crew.

Missing Han.
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>>82040313
Roman has been a distraction since the second movie.
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>>82036445
Kinda cheesy but i guess it fits the series. It definetly made me feel sad when i watched it in theaters.
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>>82037206
OOH AH OOH AH
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>>82036195
THE TUNA WILL HAVE ME, NO CRUST
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>>82036195
SWAT came into my house, disrespected my whole family because somebody narc'd me out! And you know what? IT WAS YOU!
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I'M NOT RUNNING!!
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>tfw Paul's death was the last time my hometown was mentioned in national news
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>>82042066
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>>82041069
i live my life a quarter pounder at a time
for those ten seconds, nothing else matters
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>>82042127
Do you think she fucked Paul off the set?
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>>82037479
>that link
Well, I know what I'm going to rewatch now.
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>>82036288

>crust on the side

Why did I kek so hard
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>>82042205
Have you seen Paul? If she didn't fuck Paul off set, it was because he didn't want her to.
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>Dude, I almost caught you!
>You never had me, you never had your plane!
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>>82042326
I'd pay to be a fly on the wall during that
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>>82042289
just did
it was meh
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>>82042289
Watching it right now

>>82042569
Fuck you it's amazing.
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>>82039212

He thought the busta was literally talking about a tuna sandwich, and not Jordana Brewster's vagina.
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>>82042865
The actual races are good but the main character is just so ridiculously bad
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>>82043988
>Daawwwnkeey Kaaawnggg?

He is like the American stereotype in animu. Loud, large and dumb with a thick accent.
I absolutely love it.
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>>82044688
>She was just admahrin...mah rahd

I agree anon, he's ridiculous but perfect for this movie
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>>82043988
I like him, he's confident without being cocky
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>>82042066
>muh ameri-muscle
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https://youtu.be/hepFlpCdTgU

>mfw real life driftkino
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>>82037419
someone responded in the thread i made using that very picture with an interview from him

he was asked back but didn't really care to continue the character
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reminder the Brian gave Dom a ride immediately after this happened
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>>82036195
Uhhh tuna machine broke
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did the torettos ever explain to their loyal patrons why they closed up shop/
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>>82036445
I cry everytime
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>>82045468
>without being cocky
Did we watch the same movie?
He is constantly cocky.
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>>82046860
>,faggot
Holy shit. I didn't know they had Raimi as a co-writer
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>>82047863
fucking kek
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>>82047171
I'm sure they found out when the auto shop/bodega owners had escalated from stealing DVD/TVs to robbing millions using the safe as a battering ram on the streets of Rio. Now every punk on the corner is emulating their shit.
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>>82037175
>babby's first fast and furious
no
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>>82045468
YOU are constatly KEKY
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>>82036445
where ever they filmed that is beautiful I want to drive there. I imagine its somewhere in Cali in the valley?
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>>82037986
>Vin literally had a movie about one his D&D characters
It must have been like nerd heaven for him
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>>82039932
Roman is fucking annoying and mostly unfunny now
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YOU CAN HAVE ANY BREW YOU WANT, AS LONG AS IT'S A CORONA.
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>>82037175
>Tokyo Drift is the best movie
>They finally bring back Lucas Black
>He in the movie for a 5 minute cameo
>Following movie doesn't even use him

Such horseshit
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>>82049480
could they make this shit any less subtle in the new ones

>hey we brought you a BUCKET OF CORONA dom
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>>82049500

He looks like 50 years old and he's supposed to be in high school
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>>82049547
There a few a scenes with some other brand instead of Corona.
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>>82036195
fucking chad fuck

glad hes dead
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>>82049573
How old are the rest of the characters suppose to be?

I thought they were all in their late 20s early 30s in the first film
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>>82037175
>singlehandedly revive the franchise
>only use 1 character from the movie in future films
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>>82046904
i still don't understand why the floor panel was
1. bolted on like that
2. fell off because he was going real fast
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WELL YOU SEE, THE COOK DOESN'T CLEAN WHERE I COME FROM.
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I'D LIKE TO GO THERE.
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>>82037175
Something about this movie has always been comfy as fuck.
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>>82049248
It turned to shit after a quarter of the way in.
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>>82036445

This should have been the last movie. Would have left on a high note. Dumb fucks...
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>>82036195

How about a MELT Paul?
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>>82036195

TUNAS DO NOT HAVE CRUSTS! TUNAS HAVE SCALES! SCALES, YOU IGNORANT BABOON! SCALES!
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>>82037914
>LA
>Spanish
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>>82051448
>"leave it on a high note"
or
>earn few billions of dollars
you're the one who is dumb, retard
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>>82044688
>Drifkin
That scene was kino
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