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The meme hasn't been funny or creative in a while

Zyklon b was only used to kill lice

>>82035077
Is this real?

When Raimi said that Spiderman was going to ask The Flash to help him travel back to WW2 I had no idea it was so he could give extensive speeches to rally the SS

It's you who's out Gobby. Out of the gene pool.

>>82035158
it's a rare PR poster that Raimi put out without running it by Sony

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>Nippon Strong, Nippon Strong
>Imperial Japan did nothing wrong!
>Rape of Nanking?
>No such thing!
>Experiment on GIs?
>Allied lies!
>Look out!
>The Red Sun rises again!

>>82035165
>that scene where Spidey takes the officers Luger and executes all the Soviet prisoners himself

Chrisy almighty Raimi

>>82035127
simply ebin

>>82035433
The absolute madman

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>>82035485

>Ladies and gentlemen of the film-going audience, American forces have just entered Kabul.

it was a different time

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>>82035104
KIKE
I
K
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>what's your name, kid
>the Human Holocaust
>how a about naming yourself after real, kid, sheesh

What did Riami mean by that?

>>82035077
those truly were mythical times

In 2016 Maguire revealed the grueling tactics Raimi employed in order to get the most out of the cast for the trilogy. Such tactics included shouting various expletives, mostly racially charged, at maguires co-star Kirsten Dunst with a bullhorn as well as drawing mustaches on holocaust victim photos and taping them in various hidden places of her trailer, the most shocking of which was at the bottom of a toilet. When questioned about the stunt he simply stated "I named him Ali Shaheeb Muhammad." Other techniques in his arsenal were making J.K. Simmons snort copious amounts of chili powder to "bring out the 'spic lick taco talk rage' from within him" in the first movie. Maguire arguably suffered the worst of Raimi's wrath as he was forced to kick a rusty nail about 3 times a day in order to ensure tetanus so he was able to develop an intense jaw that "couldn't possibly occur naturally in his little twink fag body naturally. This broke his back which was coincidentally already part of the script in the second movie. Raimi still made Maguire fall off the building a couple of times to ensure the shots looked authentic as possible despite a medical professional and a rather unecessary 9/11 witness claiming it was already authentic the first time. Raimi proceeded to order a pair of discs over to the group, both of which were copies of the first movie's untreated unmastered director's cut which featured approximately 36 hours of footage, 34 of which were of spider-man trying and mercilessly failing to help on the September 11th terrorist attacks on New York City. Much of this footage was of spider-man running, jumping, and attempting to save jumpers by their genitals. The film cuts to the second half of theatrical cut only after Spidey trampolines on a penis-shaped web on Ground Zero. Raimi claims this is to symbolize how "the gays are destroying america. Did you not see that skinny little cumbucket suckboy we cast?" Maguire wishes to work with Raimi again in the future.

>>82035947
Bruce wrote that line himself

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>six million and one
wew raimi

>>82036010
It was 6 trillion

someone post the pasta about uncle Ben being in hell with all the gooks he killed

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>I've always tried to take care of you and your aunt, Peter. give you both happy lives and a safe place to live, untouched by corruption or darkness. A Lebensraum, if you will. And now I find out you've soiled it all by shacking up with some slant-eyed zipperhead.
>aww c'mon Uncle Ben she's only half taiwanese or something-
>well guess what Peter, that celestial and her nasty-smelling food are heading for My Lai 2.0 if she hangs around
>jesus christ uncle ben oh my god

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>>82035979

>>82036138
>that scene afterwards where she meets back up with her and she is seeing a black man
>then it blacks out and Spiderman is laughing as she's hung from her neck by a light pole

Damn, Riami, what the fuck?

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>Harry tells me you're quite the science whiz. You know, I'm something of a scientist myself. I like to pee on ants and watch them swim around in it. I sometimes wonder what they think of the mysterious yleeow rain. They panic at first, mandiples flaining, running into each other, trying to escape the warm, bitter stream, but eventually the come to accept it, maybe even enjoy it. Really puts things into perspective. So Pete, if you ever find yourself in doubt, just find an ant hill, and pee on it. You'll thank me later.

>>82035979
Is this real?

>>82035104
fuck off raimiposting is great

>>82035485
Wasn't she a chink?

>>82035485
holy fuck...

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>"You know, Anakin, with great power comes great responsibility. Darth Plagueis called it "The Sith's Burden." Myself, I just call it as I see it: the responsibility of the master to discipline the servant."
>Sheev looks directly at the camera.
>"The Jedi, the Wookies, the Bith...on The Day of Order 66 they shall all swing from the wroshyr. We will have all Jedi dead or in chains in the next ten years, and if I'm wrong may The Force have me deformed by my own force lightning this very night. God bless the Coruscanti Republican Party."

I know Lucas wanted to go dark with Episode III but fucking hell

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>>82035077
>peter

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>>82036535

>>82036535
my fucking sides

>>82035077
>"wow.....Hitler's Germany looks like THAT!?!?"

>h-he looked Irish, Uncle Ben!
>Oh God, Peter thank you

>>82036350
it's the 4chan equivalent of spewing Rick and Morty quotes

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>>82036535
Great new Twist and accurate as hell.
Bravo.

>>82035485
Actually sung it and it also fit the music.

>>82035077
/tv/ made so much shit out of baneposting why don't you guys make a abridged version of Raimi's Spider-Man?

>>82036839
I've considered doing the Spider-Man 2 Uncle Ben dream sequence

>>82036887
When are we dubbing more of the spidey scenes? We already did one last year, was pretty funny

>>82036939
I'm kind of nervous my neighbors will hear me saying "RAISE YOUR HAND TO THE EAGLE, SON" in an old man's voice

>>82036939
link

>>82036995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo_wlzBVifQ

>>82037023
>using the censored dialogue

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>>82035077

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>>82035485
saved

>>82035485
kek

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>>82037274
Too bad for you it's a fucking pasta

>>82036620
post full pasta

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>>82035077
>Thank fuck my wife is dead

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>>82036010

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>>82035077
>YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THIS TRAIN WAS FULL OF HEEBS, IM GONNA CRASH THIS FUCKER
How did Raimi get away with this?

>>82035104
Neither your life does.

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>What's your name, kid?
>The Kike Killin' Kid
>really, kid, that's that best you got?
>LADIES AND GENTLMEN, THE KKK

Whoa, what the FUCK, Riami?

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>>82035077

>koeniggrazer march plays

so comfy