"I'VE CAUGHT THE CUNT."

>>82034453
Truly the big guy

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*gives chase*

>notice expensive moped left unattended on street
>suddenly spy Tom Hardy lurking in the shadows
>"be very... careful now"

>Attempts from police and journalists for further information on the incident have been met by Hardy with short grunts, wavering looks, and indistinct humming.

http://www.esquire.co.uk/culture/film/news/a14490/tom-hardys-odds-to-play-james-bond-have-been-slashed-after-real-life-act-of-heroism/

IT'S HAPPENING

>>82034709
>heroism

>>82034771
the thief could have used the moped to commit a terrorist act

>>82034453
CUNT?

>>82034805
Mate you think you're funny but I knew a guy who nicked a pack of jammy dodgers and a week later he was in ISIS
Just think on, yeah?

>>82034828
Mhmm... cunt.

mmmmmmm

>>82034453
Love him in Taboo, can't wait for the threesome with his ex-stepmom and sister

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>>82034771

>>82034453
>Describing the thief, he added, “He did not look in charge.”

Hardy confirmed for Big Guy once again

>>82034453
what a big guy!

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>>82034453
>"Well now I've got myself caught, what's the next step of your master plan?"
>"Crashing this moped... WITH NO SURVIVORS!"

>>82034453
Bane is in anti-hero mode!
Truly a the superior capekino actor and a real human Big Guy

>Onlookers recounted in shock how Mr. Hardy (39) started to mercilessly beat the would-be thief, asking him if he is "a company man".

>>82034453
>In an apparent outcry of disbelief, the restrained thief was heard asking: "Do you work for the police? The uniformed men?"

is hardy one of the last TRUE alpha omega males?

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>>82034453

Fooking alpha, M8!

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THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING AGAIN!

>>82034453
>He looked as mad as he does on telly.
Missed opportunity desu. Should've edited it to say he looked big.

*hums this loudly while running*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVwSzLYW9Qw

>>82034453
God damn the brits talk like such little faggots.

this sounds like bullshit

Please, based Shia kicked this little bitches ass years ago. Toms lucky that guy wasn't Shia in disguise or he would've been screwed.

muh pour

>>82034532
Bloodborne when?

>>82036093
be, very, care, ful, now.

SNITCH

>>82034709
BIG GUY BOND

>>82034453
That time Shia "beat him up".

Wow big guy, beating up a fucking 16 year old.

>>82034709
this would be the only Bond I would actually go see in in theaters.

>>82036589

>implying he didn't have a use for him
>thinking that tom hardy is not, right now, running a gang of young hoods and petty thieves in croydon

>>82034771
bring out your merc

we'll all have a go at it you fucker

>>82034453
>NOW'S NOT THE TIME FOR FEAR YOU FUCKING CUNT, FEAR COMES LATER!

>>82034453
>“I’m a big Tom Hardy fan, and there was no mistaking him. He looked as mad as he does on telly.”

Sometimes I still love this country.

Wait, was it even his car they crashed the scooter into?

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>>82035938
>be thief
>look back and fucking see this thing bearing down on you at full fucking blast like a cruisemissle

>>82035938
kek

>>82034453
>Tom would have given him a good hiding.

Jesus Christ bongs, your English is disgusting.

>>82034709
HEAD

NICE AND HOT

>>82037130
What the fucks your problem? 'Hiding' has been around since the 1800's

Do you think he asked that guy "was getting caught part of your plan?"

got himself a mhmm broken leg

>>82034453
I guess he didn't have a use for him.

>You're a big cunt.

>>82037303
For you.

>>82036953
>preps arsehole

>>82037130
I know right. You give that boy a whooping.

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CUNT

>>82034453
>"I literally can't stop being a meme," the 39 year-old English actor tells us. "Ever since I got my first big break, I've been a gold-covered big guy wearing a mask and grunting." Despite this, rumours are afloat that the banter-ful actor is being tipped to take the Bond mantle after Craig eventually surrenders the role.
What did he mean by this?

>>82037694
[Pet Shop Boys intensifies]

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>>82035938

>>82034453
How do you live with yourself if you're Arun Pullen?

>>82034453
That's my big guy

>>82036589
For you.

>>82035480
Underrated

>>82036104
Kek

>surprise big guy!

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>>82034532
What went right?

>>82036093
to you

>>82034453
>I’m a big Tom Hardy fan
For you

>>82034883
Haha what? This post seems incredibly British

>>82034828
Aye.

>>82034453

australians acting like subhumans? no surprise

>>82036589

Little shit had it coming.

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this man says

>i have a use for you

what do

>>82038097
He dicked the hot blonde in Band of Brothers

>>82036589
A 16 year old can often be as strong and fast as a full-grown man, that's why you see so many pro athletes starting their careers at that age. Kobe Bryant was 17 when he started in NBA, Aguero was 15 when he played his first game in Argentina.

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>>82038452
just remember to be
very
careful
now

>>82038277
>australians

>Tom Hardy
>Born: 15 September 1977 (age 39 years), Hammersmith, London

Fuck off ya cunt.

>>82038452
Pull down pants and bent over

>>82038634
think he meant the thieves, ya know the ones acting like subhumans in this story

>>82034453
>nicked
>It was mental
>reckon
>telly
British """people""" are disgusting.

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>>82035938

>>82038703
>le criminal meme

I'll slot ya one.

>>82038734
what
I'm not a native English speaker and I use "reckon" and "mental"

>>82038734
wow some people talk differently than you do anon, this is very noteworthy and worth posting about

>>82034883
I read this in Lee Mack's voice.

>>82040155
It does sound like something he'd say

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>>82040784

based

>>82036953
rare pepe tb h

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>>82040784
>when he saw a big guy

>>82040784
based president

>>82034521
For you

>>82034532
I'd unironically cross the street

>>82038734
all those words are kino you fucking mong

>>82035938
Top lad

mmm

nootcunt

>>82035938
fuckin saved

>>82036104
even the toughest and bravest among us can fall prey to the Shia Surprise. have some respect

>>82034453
GIMME BACK MA PELTS YA FOOKIN CUNT

Mmmmm Nooot Ka.