Scary Movie

They're fun.

>>82033853

First two were good, the others weren't.

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had many childhood faps to this slut

I thought they were ok but haven't seen any of them in like a decade.

First two are pretty good, third is ok and the rest suck ass.

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>>82034392
The third one still has a few good scenes in it. I always chuckle when I think about pic related.

>>82034392
This.

The series peaked with Scary Movie 3.

Anyone who says otherwise is literally a baby dick nigger

Peaked at 3, but will continue to be made because of cheap production costs and guaranteed profits/ They arent exactly quality movies

>>82034853
Chuckle?
That scene is pure art.

First three were good. But the series started a whole cancerous slew of parody movies, like Date Movie etc...

>>82033853
1=2=3 and fuck the rest.

Any more movies like this?

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>>82035049
Not Another Teen Movie is kino tho

>>82035122
Airplane is one of the few other parody flicks that doesn't suck ass at the top of my head, but it is 20 years older than Scary Movie.

>>82035122
Top Secret and Hot Shots

>>82035173
Yeah, seen it. Enjoyed it a bunch, as with the classic Naked gun series.
Would like some modern parodies.

>>82035122
Blazing Saddles and Men in Tights if you want actually good ones which I'm not sure you do.

>>82035162

Captain America will always be Jake Wilder to me.

>>82035267
>>82035224
Will watch these tonight, thanks fampai

>>82035122
the graduate
american pie
Eurotrip

>>82035254
Kung Pow! Enter the Fist has a relatively similar sense of humor, it's only OK though.

>>82035267
Fuck me, I forgot all about Mel Brooks.

I miss them. Not so much of them exactly (they were great fun) but the genre more so than anything else.

>>82035299

Airplane! as well, it's literally a classic.

Space balls

Gayniggers from outer space

I just marathoned the first scary movie, should I watch the next ones?
What did I think of the first one?

>>82035224
>comparing Top Secret to Scary Plebness

i really hope you get aids

>>82035267

>Song section right at the start

closed movie

>>82035267

t. reddit

>>82035573
Keep watching, you won't regret it.

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>>82035610

oops

1 is decent.
2 is shit.
3 is great.
Haven't watched the rest of the "Movie" movies.

>>82035122
Parody films?

Airplane!
Top Secret
Young Frankenstein
Blazing Saddles
Men in Tights
Dracula: Dead And Loving It (lol)
Hot Shots!
Hot Shots! Part Deux (one of the best films of all time)

>>82035765

WHAT THERES A DRACULA PARODY?

>>82035799
Never seen it but it's pretty universally considered shit.

>>82035699
2 is the best one you nigger

>>82034853
That part is fucking amazing. The rest of the movie isn't that great in my opinion, but that's legitimately one my favourite moments in any film. Maybe I need better standards.

>>82035799
Starring Leslie Nielsen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKZC50ghRkk

It's not very good.

>>82035799
Brooks film with Leslie Nielsen as Dracula.

>>82035224
>you know any good white basketball players?

>>82035868
2 was universally considered garbage and shot the Wayans Bros dead so Based Jews Zucker, Zucker and Abrahams had to take over.

>>82035886
There are no good white basketball players, my friend.

HERE TRY THIS!

>>82034853
How the hell do you wake up dead?

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Greatest plot twist in the history of cinema.

>>82036005
>I was just pretending to be retarded!

>>82036005
>ripping off The Usual Suspects

>>82035959
You can go to bed dead and wake up alive and you can die in a bed and still be dead.

>>82036059
No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die and not be in the bed.

>>82036005
Fuckin' Doofy. Every scene with him was gold. Pretty sure that character single handedly killed David Arquette's career.

>>82036105
No, that was a suicide.

>>82036042
it's an homage you doofus

>>82036161
Yeah, no shit, doofus.

Also the most effective and well-written joke in the entire movie.

>>82034853
>I found their weakness. Without their heads, they're powerless!

>>82035874
>>82035884

Oh never heard of that guy, is he good?

>>82033853
>>82034392
>>82034853
>>82035122
>>82035162
>>82035765
>>82035874


Ah, the birth of the DUDE LOLZ SO RANDUMXDD era

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>1-3 are pure comedykino
>4 was okay.
>5 was cancer.

>>82033853
1 > 3 > 2 > 4 >>>>>>>>>5

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>>82036571
ever seen hot shots or naked gun?

that was the death of slap stick goofy comedy, and the scary movie franchise was much worse then its older counter parts in the genre.

>>82036571
fuck off reddit

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>>82033853

1 and 2 = great
3 = good
4 = solid shit
5 = diarrhea

>>82033853
2 = 3 > 4 > 1 >>> [something] movie

>>82035162
that's not part of the [something] movie line, AFAIK

>>82037750
"Once you go black, you go deaf..."

>>82036741
there's a 5?

>>82037815

It's not, it came out in 2001, only a year after Scary Movie.

All those really dogshit ones started releasing in the mid to late 2000's.

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>>82037888
It's garbage.

/tv/ Movie when?

>>82037888

watched like half an hour of it and couldn't continue anymore, and I'm one of those autists who finishes a movie no matter how shitty it is.

>>82033853
It's shit, I watched it and apart from one or two bits it wasn't even fucking scary.

>American """""comedy"""""

>>82037960
A small, self-loathing part of me wants a 4chan-esque movie to be made.

>>82036005
I SAID DON'T DISTURB ME WHEN I'M CLEANING MY ROOM

>>82037960
it already happened, Brazzers made it

>>82033853
3 was great

The falling and immediately getting back up gag still holds up.

I will never say otherwise.

>>82036570
You have to be over 18 to post here

>>82038024
I think there is. It's called we are legion and it's about anonymous. Has 4chan and moot. It's on netflix.

>>82038531
I was thinking more along the lines of a meme comedy, tasteless, politically incorrect, cringy, but campy. I would love to see something like Borat or Bad Grandpa but with a Chris-Chan-like character.

>>82034853

I like the third one the most. It has more of a Naked Gun/Airplane sense of humor than the rest, and I love that.

Lmao shdb

>>82034392
The 2nd one is shit though.

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>>82035886
How should I know?

>>82034392
3 is hilarious though. Actually might be my favorite. 4 even has a few good scenes like the village parody with the blind chick shitting in the middle of church and the independence day guy getting stabbed by the retards.