AHHHHHHHHHHHH MAAAIII SCAAAAR

nice post good thread op 5/5

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>>82027951
Don't mock the kino lad.

>the duality shot of him and voldemort
I feel for Harry

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AHHHHHHHHHHHH MAAAIII dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>>a-at least the books were good though

"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>82028061
and not a single kino was seen

>>82028193
That's what happens on a cuckposting board with no sound webms plebbor

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DEH!

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>>82028258

>>82028182
AHHHHHHHHHHHH MAAAIII COPYPASTA THAT JUST MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A FUCKING KNOW IT ALL FAGGOT.

Everyone already knows they movies aren't "God tier" but fuck me, mate. So if it's not this revolutionary mind blowing art piece it's just shit then eh? Good logic mate, apply that to everything in life and you'll get far. Just go from dwelling in your shitty apartment to the CEO of the biggest company fucking the 3 hottest babes on earth.

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>>82028258

If it hurt so much, why didn't he just cut it off?

>>82028441
Half of them are godtier. This board has no cinematic chops case and point 4chan is reddit and reddit are bookfags who are so autistic they can't detect kino.

>>82028595
Yeah to be fair I really enjoyed the fuck out of Prisoner of Agrabah. I forgot which one it was but the one with that lady in pink who I think becomes the head master was my least favourite. I haven't seen it in ages so you'll have to forgive my ignoramus ways.

>>82028595
>case and point 4chan is reddit and reddit are bookfags
wait, did you not read the second half of the pasta?

>>82028650
1 2 3 6 7 are great

>>82028766
>>82028650
And yea I liked order of the phoenix a lot more on rewatches. It has a great climax and is paced well, you either get the tone change and its comfy or its not and boring.