I'm so excited for Pirates of the Caribbean 5!

>>82027538

I'm excited for Kaya in a corset.

Hopefully this will be the last of the series and not some attempt to push that kid in the bottom right as the new protag

I still haven't seen the first four, it just never appealed to me.

>>82027555
Unless Depp keeps up his alcohol abuse that might be the case

>no bloom
>no knightley
>rush
might be watchable

>>82027538
That girl is hot but man, did anyone want to see another one of these? I quit after the second one.

>young socialite in training becomes a fucking female pirate or whatever
no

>>82027582

>>no bloom
>>no knightley

AKCHUALLY

>>82027570
do black people like pirates

>>82027603
n-no

>>82027538
Oh look, Javier Bardem playing another exotic bad guy

Poor bastard, getting typecasted as hard as Mads

>>82027604

They put the Yo in Yohohoho

>>82027604

yeah but mostly in somalia

>>82027618

He makes a better bad guy than romantic love interest, plus bad guys are fun to play, generally far more interesting than the MC

>>82027538
Pretty sure Depp said Trump supporters shouldn't see his movies. Pirates 5 specifically.

Is this a standalone film or the start of a new trilogy? I haven't paid attention.

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>>82027653
lol

>>82027538
Kaya sucks and isn't attractive
Bardem is a money grubbing dishonest hammy actor

So no fuck off

>>82027697
Is Lena duhamm in it?

>>82028389
Pigs aren't kept alive on the seven seas

>>82027570

The first one isn't too bad.

The rest are garbage.