Why is Han everyone's favorite character?

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>>82027415
He took one for the team

>>82027415
>eats snack

Han? You choose the wrong character in that pic

>>82027522
Why would anyone go after that surfboard with that ASS right there on the right

>>82027415
Han was chill as fuck.

>>82027415

Cause he's always snacking

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>>82027415
It's either Han or Roman.

>>82029437
>Roman

The overused "le funny black mean who shouts all the time xD"?

No anon, I don't think so.

>>82027522
Post the webm

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>>82027415

Han snacks whereas Roman represents sloth, filth and degradation. Roman is always "hongreh". Han is wise and contemplative.

When I first saw the scene with Gal Gadot I actually shook my head thinking "I don't get it."

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>>82027522

>>82029718
nigga what the fuck

>>82027415
FnF franchise is a weird one. Han was just a support character in a not as good sequel, but somehow gets to be with the main cast in the more successful sequels and get to do more cool shit.

>>82027522
IMAGINE

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>>82029587
>>82027522

>>82027415
If you don't get it after watching the FF he's in you gotta watch Better Luck Tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4g_hIhwqaI

>>82031329
What's the song that plays when that happens?

Imagine being Sung Kang in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Gal Gadot, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your flat chest and horrific androgynous monster body. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Sung and not only sit in that chair while Gal Gadot flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her ribs and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that walk. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, GAL GADOT LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in South Korea. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Sung Kang. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>82031413
based Kang

>>82031413
kek

>>82031385
Pina Coladas

>>82031385
Desabafo / Deixa Eu Dizer - Marcelo D2 and Claudia

He's not dead. He's coming back.

>>82027415
because he smiles in a friendly way. Not in a hey look at my smile type of way

>>82033400
Anon, nobody is coming back from a car crash and being burned alive.

Especially not when their death is shown not once but twice in two different movies.

>>82033477
It was a hologram.

>>82033499
Han has a twin. His name is Dan.

>>82033477
Rope a dope

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>>82033528
No, I want the real Han.

>>82033477
>implying his consciousness won't be transplanted into Vin's new car in the next movie

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>>82033556
They are the same on a genetic level. They both snack and smirk exactly like each other. They even ogle the same stick figures. Can you guess how people were able to tell them apart growing up?

>>82033632
>Can you guess how people were able to tell them apart growing up?
No.

Because he was a chill guy in a group of dudebros and sluts. One of us.

>>82033632
40 WEIGHT SOUNDS NICE

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>>82031353

does any fictional character have as weird a progression as Han?

>started out in Justin Lin's Better Luck Tomorrow, a high school drama about petty criminals in the asian-american California community that ends with his cousin trying to kill himself after they kill a guy
>when Justin Lin made Tokyo Drift, a barely related movie to the other two F&F movies, he had Sung Kang play the same character, when he could have easily had him play a Japanese character, who dies in a car accident in the third act
>was popular with fans so Justin set the vaugely soft-reboot fourth F&F movie before TD so he can have Han in the first scene with Vin and M-Rod which ends with Han claiming he's going to Tokyo
>also featured in the short-film prequel to THAT film Vin Diesel directed for the DVD called Los Bandoleros where he makes reference to being from Cali
>had to set Fast Five before TD too to feature Han as a main character, makes reference to his chain smoking in BLT with how he's always fiddling with snacks, makes reference to going to Tokyo again at the end of this movie
>just kidding AGAIN, F&F 6 was set before TD too, and ends with him losing his skeleton lover which is why he finally goes to Tokyo and a post-credits sequence reveals he didn't die in a random car accident that car you saw 7 years ago was actually driven by Jason Statham setting up the conflict for the next movie, the first one not directed by Justin Lin since TD
>him being assassinated is featured again in the 7th F&F movie where Dom thinks a bomb sent to his house was car parts sent by Han, he meets the white trash MC from TD and talks about avenging Han, the cast then attends his funeral in his homestate of California
>even in the 8th movie the tension between Jason Statham's character and the others is because of him killing Han
>all this drama originates from some teenager selling stolen SAT answers in highschool

>>82034447

Machete being from the fucking Spy Kids movies, then the fake Grindhouse trailers that got made into their own 2 real movies is pretty weird

>>82034655

Wait, I never realized those were the same "universe".

That's pretty fucked up.

>>82034715
Robert Rodriguez is an odd man.