ITT: 2/10 movies

>>82025010
That's at least 8/10 though

>t. dcuck

>>82025010
It's a solid 7/10 movie.

>>82025010
I personally think it's about a 7/10 but it honestly took about 4 attempts to get through the whole thing.

It's a 6 though. OP I think you could've done better.

>>82025010
Come on that's the poster child of 4/10 movies

>>82025010
>be in theater
>"i am....."
>audience eyes widen in anticipation
>"groot"
>audiences starts clapping and screaming with laughter while throwing their fedoras at the screen
>on the back of me I hear people singing The Game of Thrones tune with the text "i am groot"
>chris pratt walked in front of the screen and start dancing like PSY while chanting "UP UP UP UPVOTE REDDIT STYLE"
>meanwhile people pull out their phones and start taking pictures of Chris and posting it on reddit
>as I wanted to leave the theatre I stumble on a band of 30 manchildren chanting "UPVOTE REDDIT STYLE .... UP, UP UP UPVOTE REDDIT STYLE" while dancing like PSY
>desperately trying to escape this hell hole I see alot of children crying of fear but their parents don't seem to respond
>as I take a look around the theatre trying to find an escape I come to the conclusion that the whole audience except for the children are singing and dancing "UPVOTE REDDIT STYLE"
>in a desperate attempt to survive I pick one of the fedoras on the ground and start chanting "I AM GROOT" to every person I come across while trying to escape
>the crowd didn't seem to notice me and as I walked out of the theatre I looked back
>the children are getting crushed by the amount of people dancing and singing like PSY
>i remember the tears on their faces but all I heard while finally leaving the theatre were the people screaming "upvote reddit style"

>>82026817
kek

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>>82025010

I don't get why /tv/ hates this movie, I thought it was a lot of fun.

>>82026779
>it's about a 7/10
>>82026776
>It's a solid 7/10
>>82026548
>That's at least 8/10

How can this board be so fucking plebeian?

>>82025010
Just saw this.

My rating would be 5.3/10

It just didn't capture the GotG 1 feels..

It's literally more of a joke now desu.

It's still staggering how Marvel/Disney maintains their RT rating despite making bad/subpar movies.

>>82026886
Take a look in the mirror and find out

>>82026955
>Just saw this.
>My rating would be 5.3/10
>It just didn't capture the GotG 1 feels..
That is the first one you retard

>>82025010
I would rate it 4/10

A real 2/10 movie would be a film like Megagator vs Mechagator or Piranhaconda GOTG is a solid 6/10

>>82025010
Agreed, uninteresting garbage

/v/ should stay away from movie rating threads
Better yet, /v/ should stay away from /tv/. Your capeshit rivalry threads are just the same as console threads there. It's a clear violation of global rule #3, but the mods are too much of pussies to ban it.

>>82025010

What a fucking boring pathetic person you must be if you rate this anything lower than 7. I actually feel sorry for anyone who wasn't able to enjoy this.

>>82029234
watch more movies

>>82029241

What the hell is that even supposed to mean?

>>82026548
>>>/reddit/

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>>82027729
[ ] not roasted
[X] slightly roasted
[ ] well roasted

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>>82027729
[ ] not roasted
[X] slightly roasted
[ ] badly roasted

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>>82027729

>Characters poorly written
>Jokes aren't funny
>Acting sucks
>Plot is weak
>The movie ends with a literal dance off

When will the Marvel shilling end

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>>82031111