Kingsman: The Golden Circle trailer

>>82018476
YES
E
S

>>82018501
At least a fucking Pacman doesn't kills the main villian.

I have never seen a more upvote groupthink made trailer since deadpool
jesus christ

>>82018587
upvoted

>>82018476
Matthew Vaughn is an alt-right moron, just like the red bull CEO. Don't support movies made by the alt-right.

So is Harry alive? I only cared about him in the first movie

and yes i want colin firth to be my daddy

>>82018476
Needs more Roxy
Also
Based Harry is back

>>82018476
>Punished Harry

Here for that tbqh

>>82018601
This bullshit you shills are trying now, this reverse psychology thing is having the reverse results on me.
Don't ruin this shit, you fucking /pol/cucks Marvelfags

>>82018476
Marvel Studios and Warner Bros. on suicide watch.

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>This is your screenwriter, anon

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>>82018894
h-hi

Well shit, I'm hyped.

>>82018894
Pls tell me ((she)) wrote a lesbian scene for Roxy.

>>82018476
looks like shit and unwarranted sequel

Too short of a trailer.

So are we just calling this Reddit now or waiting for it to become popular?

>>82018701
i was just shitposting and i didn't watch this trailer your hatred/love of /pol/ or /marvel/ or whatever is fine. Though im not sure how much pol would like marvel considering it's full on SJW shit made by Whedon but that's between you and them, man.

Your movie here is safe.

>>82018894
If all transsexuals looked like that I would be for no more men.

>The Statesmen
Oh, it's a holiday in the colonies episode

>>82019005
/pol/ and SJWs love Marvel

>>82019010
That's a trans?

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WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO HIDE JANE? SHOW IT OFF!

>>82018997
It was reddit as soon as it was announced because the first one was reddit meme tier shit too you nerd

>>82018476

I liked the first one, it was a lot of fun. High hopes for this one.

>>82018997
Give it a little bit for it to really gain some momentum

like the first one wasn't terrible enough? jesus christ

Roxy/Lancelot a cute. CUTE!

Why is there only one shot of her in trailer? Are they killing her off?

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>Wow, what a party!

>>82018476
Wait, they're making another Kingsman!?

The third one better have Tom Holland.

>>82018476
I worried it may take a half step too far into the ridiculous with stuff like the submarine car and grapple robot arm
someone's going to point out the first one had a bulletproof tech umbrella and party popper head explosions, but I don't know how to describe why I feel like this one might just be a bit much

>>82019164
cute

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This and JUSTice League are the only blockbuster movies this year that I'm genuinly interested to see

>>82019318
I bet they portray the American version Statesmen as going full retard and the Kingsman are all perplexed at how crazy things are.

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The Man From U.N.C.L.E. > Kingsman

Halle Berry looks really qt wearing glasses.

>>82019408
no way

>>82019408
But does it have cool gadgets?

>>82019408

man from uncle is underrated desu

>>82019448
Yes

>>82018653
>Needs more Roxy
Only appearing in one scene of the trailer? She's dead mate.

>>82019677

rip, would've liked to have seen her fight

>American version of kingsmam
>they dress like fucking broke back mountain

What would the German version be?

Kaiserman?

Do you think there's an Ausfag group

>>82018601
>The state of shilltown
Apply yourself, Pajeet

Looks a little wild for me, I like the first one but this might be a bit much.I'll still watch it for Eggsy and harry.

>>82018617
I suppose so, and that eyepatch really makes him look almost villain-esque.

It'd be a good subversion if he wasn't though, and the first Kingsman was all about subverting standard James Bond spy tropes.

>>82019408
This movie is boring ass shit.

>>82019397
Considering the Statesmen look like Gunslingers, I have a feeling they'll be playing off Old West stereotypes.

Not that I mind, that's pretty badass.

>>82019408
I hesitantly agree.

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I just watched this too and I spent the entire trailer repeating the words "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.

I fucking hated it. I was writhing around on the floor in front of my sofa for the last 30 seconds it was so painful.

>Ayy quirky james bond for chavs movie lmao
If you liked it you're in the wrong place

>>82020091

Bushman obviously

>>82020091
Australia's group is literally just a bunch of Mad Max lookalikes with scraped-together stolen technology

>>82020091

Since they still have the queen I'd guess there's Kingsman chapters in Aus, NZ and Can.

>>82020259
Ironically, but also unironically, this.

So how are they going to explain away getting shot in the head? Wasn't there clear blood and everything?

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>>82020260

>>82019677
They're killing all the Kingsmen after the events of the last movie exposed them right?

>>82020333

Basically yeah

>>82019408
No but it was better than people said.

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>>82020287

>>82020072

The Knights maybe? How about the French, Spanish and Italians?

>>82018997
It's already popular, hence people are calling it othersite

>>82020331
Looks like it definitely took out an eye at least.

Could be that Valentine was just a terrible fucking shot

>>82020448
so the bullet went far enough to get an eye but not damage the brain at all?

To be honest though it won't surprise me if they just pull an "I got better"

>>82019879
thats burgerland for you.

>>82018476
Love it. Solid cast, spy shit, right before a stupid writers' strike consigns us to months of mediocrity. I'll be seeing it.

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>>82018476
Looks fucking great

Also I unironically am liking Channing Tatum in these action roles. White House Down was a bad but good movie; it was literally Die Hard in the Whitehouse and it delivered.

The first Kingsman was a bit cheesy but it was well done, I think that over the top message was the whole point of spoofing James Bond.

>>82018476
really bad trailer to be honest

>>82020628
>right before a stupid writers' strike consigns us to months of mediocrity.
Ohhhh man this is gonna be fun.

Literally a perfect time to really get serious about making films.

>>82020691
contrarian/10
would 4chins again

Oh it's
>reddit: the movie part 2
Would there be another ebin church massacre scene? It was HELLA FUCKING EPIC!

>>82018476
Please tell me he slaughters an Alt right rally this time instead of just a bunch of racists at church.

>>82020661
Tatum's best role was in The Eagle, and we will never get a sequel. Feels Romeabad, man.

>>82020734
trailer is trying too hard to meme the song and cutting too fast

>>82020548

Isn't the chance of surviving certain bullets to the head and being functional after really high though.

>>82020769
I hope so, anything to trigger you fags.

>>82019318
Eh, ironically judging how the folks in my theater reacted it's pretty much Bond for millennials anyway.

Still lots of fun. Funky extended music video, if nothing else.

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alright, you all know what needs to be done here

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>>82018476

>>82020072
FUHRERMAN!

>>82019879
Seriously.

I was expecting the Statesman to look like badass CIA secret agents with suits and sunglasses, or something like that, but nooooo

We get fucking cowboys.

i'm all in for those sweet action scenes
>inb4 reddit church massacre reddit reddit reddit

yeah but wheres the fellow kingsman girl?

>>82020795
well true enough if its the editing

Is the grill back?

>>82021759
ahhahahha

>>82022016
So you want secret agents with suits and sunglasses fighting secret agents with suits and sunglasses? Doesn't sound fun

Pajeet Kingsman when?

>>82022253
Looks like they were fighting robotic arm dudes in the trailer tbqh

>>82022096

probably gets blown up

would be kinda shitty but it'd keep the story tighter

>first movie has a girl with a robot leg
>second movie has a guy with a robot arm

>>82018476

It looks as fucking retarded and shit as the first one.

>No more Boutella

Suffering.

>>82018568

Wasn't a Pac Man. Saw it this morning.

It was a cute baby tree with a bomb made by an angry talking racoon XDDD

>>82022321
yeah she probably dead since i rewatched the trailer and the mansion that got bombed was their homebase

>>82022321
n-no pls

>>82022253
Pretty sure they team up.

Also the Kingsmen wears standard spectacles. Having the Statesmen wear sunglasses would be kind of a cool distinction.

>>82018476

>character swings back jacket, reaching for weapon, in slow motion

>PPPHHHHHWWWMMMMMMMM

Fuck off.

>>82018601

>Vaugh in an Alt-Right moron

Is this a new reverse psychology marketing trick to make edgy kids want to watch this edgy movie?

Because it's making me not want to watch this movie.

>Channing Tatum, Jeff Bridges, Halle Berry, Pedro Pascal are the Statesman

I could get used to the KCU

>>82020331
bulletproof glasses, obviously. enough to dampen the impact, bullet still takes out his eye explaining the blood, and he lives

>>82022509
this franchise has genuinely got the best cast of anything in recent times. In the first movie alone you've got jackson, caine, firth, strong, even fucking hamill. They're going so overboard with the ensemble this time

>anal king and mark strong saw the wreckage
yeah kingsman girl is dead

>no Mr.Glass
dropped

>>82018601
wtf I love Kingsman now?

>>82020259
If you have to tell yourself that something is "reddit" or a "meme" to separate yourself from it and purposefully refuse to like it, you are the problem, not the product.

>>82023061
Dropped

Did anyone else think matthew vaughn was going to be GOAT after kick ass ?

then it all went to shit :(

First one was great
These are the new bond movies to go with the today's era
Looks fun and, like the first film, takes itself just tongue planted in cheek enough to make it work

>>82019107
No. Dont be dense.

>>82022096
>act in financially successful film
>survive and land a part in the sequel
>they kill you off in the first act
Thanks.

>>82022321
They'd probably kill his milf before Roxy
pls no killerino best girl ;-;

That was Gambon in Arthur's seat wasn't it?

>>82025496

I think so

>>82019408
Buttfucking a princess > bickering about which handbag goes with which dress for 20 minutes

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>>82019153
This. I need more of her.

Women in suits are hnnng

>tfw no Roxy/Gazelle relationship subplot

Missed opportunity in the first film desu

Looks pretty fun, might be a little OTT though.

>>82027089
>might be a little OTT though.

did you even watch the first one?

>>82027152
Yes.

>>82020307
That means there is 12 other countries, plus those you listed, who have Kingsmen branches.

>>82026840
>Women in suits are hnnng
your a faggot my man

>>82027707
You're the faggot, faggot

>>82019408
Those are some big guys.

>>82018476

Not using the superior version of that song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKpsqgt2-9k

I can't wait to see how they murder tons of Christians

>>82018501
Mentions a Film on a board for film and tv discussion. This place has really forgot the whole point.
The first film was fucking boss you fag.

Daily reminder that this R-rated shit outgrossed Fury Road.

>>82029674
Good Fury Road was shit

>colin firth
How?

>>82020091
cunts

100% of people who shit on Kingsman are virgins

>>82020259
>I spent the entire trailer repeating the words "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.
there is something wrong with you

>>82023490
>>82030800
>reddit tourists that can't even recognize pasta
>pointing out anyone else as problematic

>>82029674
Fury Road is all visuals zero heart.

That first explosion of the headquarter looks so fucking bad holy shit.

>>82030385
I like Kingsman and I'm still a virgin.

>CHURCH SCENE THIS CHURCH SCENE THAT
They were Westboro Baptists, the worst Christians ever. It was fucking obvious they were making fun of that one sect as opposed t the whole religion, you easily-triggered babies.
And even then, he didn't kill them because they were Christians, he killed them because he (and they) were mind controlled by the cellphone signal shit. Jesus, get a grip you contrarian fucks.
And before you shitters say that I'm an atheist or a cuck or whatever, I'll have you know I'm Christian myself.

>>82028021

>Sid Vicious
>good at anything

How's middle school going? Hope mom hasn't grounded you tonight

>>82031265
Not everyone who likes Kingsman has had sex, plenty of virgins like it.

But anyone who doesn't like it is a virgin.

>>82031127
>zero heart
Confirmed for not watching it.

>>82032502
Ah, so, it's a square-rectangle relationship.