WTF critics!?

>>82004713
it was shit

>>82004756
You have shit taste. Name a better super-powered shark movie.

>>82004713
Literally the only good shark movie other than jaws

>alligator 1 and 2
>carnosaur saga
>piranha

this movie was pure late 90s horror kino

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>>82004756
wrong

>>82004820
Thanks, I'll check those out.

>>82004713

Fun fact, in the original screening the scientist bitch survives, test audiences didn't like that so they changed it so Jane and Cool J live while she gets eaten

>>82004713
Aside from a few thrills, Deep Blue Sea is unoriginal and unintelligent.

>>82005025
We are truly living in a crazy reality. Not only do critics have bad taste, but test audiences have good taste. It can hardly believe it.

>>82005053
Cliches are cliches because they work. Execution is everything, and Deep Blue Sea gets it right.

>>82005053
So pretty much like most praised blockbuster movies these days

>>82004713
It's pretty bad and the main girl brought the movie down at times.

>>82005185
>the main girl brought the movie down at times
She was the worst actor but she gets eaten so it's all good.

I thought the moment where the shark stops because it recognizes it's "mother", but ultimately ends up eating her due to it's own nature was pretty cool.
Dunno if it's been done before in cinema, can't recall.

>>82004713
Terrence Malick likes it. Confirmed kino.

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>>82004713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkKb9OvXXvk

>>82005574
3:29

I remember when morphing effects were cool.

>>82005025
based test audience

I've had it with these motherfucking sharks on this motherfucking underwater research station!

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>>82005574
>Those little holes in his vest with nipples poking through

Gay as fuck

>>82004713
Anaconda is entertaining too. But yeah Deep Blue Sea is fucking awesome. I saw it in the theater when it first came out.

>>82005244
At literally the end of the movie.
Deep Blue Sea was fucking garbage.

>>82004820
Lake Placid is alright.

>>82004713

sharks aren't scary

>>82005574
>even in the music video, the shark keeps changing size.

My sides.

>>82006094
Exactly, it's meta theater. Not only the main character dying a subversion of the most common horror cliche, she's even acts terribly to enhance the catharthis when she gets eaten.

>>82006198
Scary movies don't exist. It's always obviously fake, and it doesn't matter. Stop nit-picking and enjoy the movie.

>>82006198
t. flyover american

>>82005100
Cliches are cliches because they are easy and require no work from either the filmmaker or the audience

>>82005784
Remember when LL Cool J was a rapper? After Ice T and LL, I really hope they put Method Man on a police show.

>>82006392
False. Good effects aren't cheap. (Deep Blue Sea has the bad CG of its time, but those water shots couldn't have been easy.) And why should do the audience do any work? This isn't school, it's entertainment.

They ate me, a fucking shark ate me

DEEPEST

BLUEST

MYHANDISLIKEASHARK'SFIN

>>82006516
DBS has some god tier animatronic work though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agTqLdgtmrE