How do you go from this....

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to this?

By shoving sticks of butter up your ass.

>>82000995
A lot of burgers, beers, and cigarettes.

>>82000995
He achieved the American dream

>>82000995
He's a big guy

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>>82000995
...to this?!

>>82000995
people get old, metabolism slows down
on top of that he probably stopped giving a shit

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>>82000980
He looks a bit like a chad Ian Curtis in that pic

>>82001268
Which Halloween is this? I'm guessing Michael Myers goes around trick or treating or something

>>82001474
only because of the pose really

>>82000980
The man was always an over eater.

It just caught up with him.

>>82000980
>>82000995
>The original climax called for an epic physical confrontation between Kurtz and Willard, but that didn't seem possible, unless Brando had some hidden moves, like maybe he could do a Hundred-Hand Slap like E. Honda in Street Fighter II

>>82001575
plus the fact that food wasn't as processed when he was young

>"He was an avid user of the Internet in his final years, often going into chat rooms to start arguments."

>Marlon Brando gave up Hollywood lifestyle to become a NEET

Is he /ourguy/ ?

>>82001474
>terrible singer
>terrible dancer
>abusive to his wife
>ugly as fuck
Good fucking riddance.

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>>82000995
>there are no old fat peo-

>>82000980
Easy. He did he everything he wanted, fucked everyone he wanted and starred in all the movies he wanted. There was nothing left to achieve. He just had fun and didn't give a fuck anymore.
Literally the biggest alpha that ever graced Hollywood.

>>82000995
.................................I eat....

>>82001698
>Hollywood is run by Jews; it is owned by Jews--and they should have a greater sensitivity about the issue of people who are suffering. Because...we have seen...the greaseball, we've seen the Chink, we've seen the slit-eyed dangerous Jap, we have seen the wily Filipino, we've seen everything but we never saw the kike. Because they knew perfectly well, that that is where you draw the line

he sure was

based Brando

>>82000980
>>82000995

He still managed to have SIXTEEN children - not bad, eh?

>>82001867

This. It doesn't matter what a 80 year old man looks like. He slayed pussy when he was younger

>>82000980
ask Orson Wales

>>82000995
>By the 1980s, it was reported that one of Brando’s girlfriends had left him because he wouldn’t keep his promise to lose weight. He always seemed to be dieting, but the pounds weren’t coming off much. Unknown to her, he had some of his buddies throw bags of Burger King Whoppers over the gates of his Mulholland Drive estate.

>Later in the ’80s, Marlon was routinely spotted at a Beverly Hills ice cream parlor buying five gallon containers of ice cream- which he would eat all himself. Reportedly, one of his favorite “snacks” around this time was a full pound of cooked bacon placed in an entire loaf of bread. During these years, the 5′ 10″ Marlon’s weight would balloon up to an incredible 350 pounds at one point.

>>82003118
fuaark the most I can do is 4 big macs

>>82001936
>sixteen fucking kids
its like all he did was fuck and eat

what an absolute madman

>>82000995
you either die a young legend or you age enough to become the balding fat shit

>>82004453
adding to that, he literally pounded all sorts of strange, hes got fucking hapas, hes got mulattos, this guy set out to make a fucking 90s textbook or some shit

>>82000995
he chose eating ham burgers over eating fur burgers.

>>82001902
And there are still Redditors here that dare to shittalk /ourguy/.

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That is just time taking it's toll.

Picture related, he is probably in a nursing home right now being spoonfed.

Time passes fast

>>82004453
Living the dream.

>>82000995
THICC