What was the narrative purpose of this scene?

>>82000332
to let the audience know these fighter pilots were all cockgobblers.

little girls play volleyball. little girls and fags.

Masturbation break in between all the jet planes

to show tom cruise shirtless

To show how embarrassing it is to be an ottermode faggot

Tom Cruise had to stand on a box out of frame so that he was the same height as the other actors in this scene

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>>82000366
I once had to play volleyball against a bunch of 17/18yo girls (I was 23 at that moment).

I completely destroyed the other team, slammed that fucking ball in some cunts face that she fell onto her fat ass.
being tall and fast is a good advantage in that sport.

some wanted my dick afterwards, but I had to reject them. (to keep my cool and so they don't find out i'm actually a huge virgin).

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>>82001357
>can't have sex or women find out i'm a virgin

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>>82000332
Want to know who the queers are? Show them this scene. Every closetcase will whine about how "gay" it is.

This was a scene for the female audience members but closet queers are always screaming "GAAAY!".

>>82001426
>things normies will never understand
Although the fact that he was outside playing makes him a suspect as well.

Did the mods delete that other top gun thread with the really long memetext? What the fuck that guy put effort into his post and it gets deleted? Fuck this reddit board.

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>>82001357
>to keep my cool and so they don't find out i'm actually a huge virgin

There is different sizes of virgins?

>>82001482
archive link?

>>82000332
People didn't generally consume pornography back then. It was expected that you'd see some eye candy when you went to the movies. That's why movies like Dragnet (rated PG-13), Animal House, Revenge of the Nerds, and Fast Times at Ridgemont High have tits them it while American Pie (made after the internet) doesn't bother to. A raunchy sex comedy no longer needs to deliver the goods because everyone already consumes a bunch of porn.

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>>82001357
>I had to reject them. (to keep my cool and so they don't find out i'm actually a huge virgin).

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>>82001426
>>82001572
>>82001490
they were all thinking I was cool af and that my life is awesome and a lot of cool things must be happening to me because I had money, a car and was somewhat ripped.

but if I would have let anyone closer they would have seen that I'm actually a loser who jerks off all day into a sock, lives with his parents and just works out at home and that i'm actually boring as fuck.

>>82001465
I believe a lot of girls found this scene inspirational in terms of sexual maturity...

Dramatically it is supposed to show healthy filial love between warrior-bros (perhaps it being on a beach is supposed to echo the athletic competitions of the Illiad which fulfill a similar dramatic purpose) but Hollywood aesthetics turned it into something clearly homoerotic.

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>>82000370

>>82001595
You should have just bullshitted your way into their pants and vaginas, lived the dream for all of us.

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>>82001426
>>82001490
>>82001572
>having sex and losing your magical powers

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>>82001357

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>>82001661
I don't know what I'd do if I ever got the chance, would I forsake my wizard training or not.

>>82001644
Ironically this.

>>82001595
what?
your death grip has trained you for years, anon. and to lose it with someone you'll NEVER meet again is the best way.

Cruise was already a teen heartthrob before this movie came out, so they added this scene so they could show it in the trailer to bring in the females.

>>82000332
>hanging with bros is gay
>playing sports with bros is gay
>being physically fit and shirtless while doing excercise is gay

Ask me how I know you were all losers in high school?

>>82001720
This is true

>>82001595
They're supposed to realize that the morning after you fuck them.

>>82001787
Because I spent 13 hours a day on this website?

>>82001787
because we're on 4chan you fucking normalfag redditor
let me guess, you're going to guilt trip me for being a virgin? take your retarded normie attitude to facebook, faggot

>>82001787
>Ask me how I know you were all losers in high school?
We can't all magic cookie champions like you

to show that navy pilots not only work hard but they play hard

>>82001516
have you ever seen american pie?
american pie has lots of tits

do you mean superbad maybe?

>>82001870
And that they're competitive even when it's about shit that doesn't matter as much as piloting

>>82000370
>not masturbating to jet planes
pleb

>>82001910
Maybe. I didn't remember American Pie's tits like I remember the others. Sure, Superbad then

>>82001941
>Giant flying cocks with huge quantities of thrust!
Oh yeah.

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>>82001357

>I had to reject them. (to keep my cool and so they don't find out i'm actually a huge virgin).

>>82001829
>>82001855
>>82001860
>letting women and other losers guilt trip you into not hanging with bros
>"omg you hang out so much with guys, are you gay?"
That's worse than being a beta loser virgin, probably the main reason you still are.

>>82001787
Ask me how I know you are a faggot.

>>82001595
Minus the chronic masturbation part, the rest of your life is perfectly acceptable to women. If you didn't masturbate so much, you'd have a less corrupted mind and would have more success with women. Many women like innocense just like men.

>>82002018
>implying I have to be guilt tripped into not hanging out with people
I don't hang out with people because I don't associate with them at all.

>>82000332
"Go the gay way. Go the gay way."

>>82002050
>hanging with male friends is gay
t. Butthurt loser
Did I hit a sore spot? Are you the "most of my friends are girls" type? Aka beta orbitor extraordinaire.

>>82002092
>Many women like innocense just like men.
lel

>>82002119
It shows, oh it really shows

>>82002147
There's some serious projection in your posts.
Chill out dude

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>>82001824
>>82001720
>>82001644
yea but then they would have known what a loser I am and the whole mystery surrounding me would have been gone.

One of those girls was constantly hitting on me and sneaked up on me to feel up my defined chest/pecs when I wasn't paying attention and I was so suprised that I said a loud "Oi !" and then she instantly fucked off.
should have tried to grab her ass or something but I was so surprised I had no idea what to do.

>>82002092
dude I just want to get that shit out of my system so I can do something else, like somehting productive. my dick keeps annoying me.

>>82002156
Yes. You'd know that if you talk to them and not masturbate to porn so much. When girls say "ew he's a virgin" usually means the guy's a loser. But if you're a rich, successful virgin you'd have no fucking problems.

>>82002147
All of my friends are men and I have 1 friend that is a woman.
The difference between you and me is that I'm not gay.

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>>82001426

I had a similar experience

I was 19 about to lose my virginity to an 18 year old (I was freshman in college she was senior in high school)

But apparently she knew I was a Virgin and she kept saying that she was going to take my virginity and was teasing me about it but I was deeply embarrassed about it so I ended up not having sex with her and left

>>82002210
>projection
I asked questions. I didn't assume. Feel free to tell us your story or answer the questions. Your being butthurt is fact not conjecture.

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>>82002254
>she was going to take my virginity but I was deeply embarrassed about it so I ended up not having sex with her

>>82002238
>if you're a rich, successful virgin you'd have no fucking problems
so you admit they just like rich, successful men and the virginity has nothing to do with it

>>82001595
I'm kind of in the same boat. Total introvert sperg during my teens, failure in school. Started to improve, going to the gym, better grades, got in to med school after a while. I got to the point where most people would think i'm the usual chad, but the sperg life is burned into my soul so hard, I just can't lose that. I can't even fathom the idea of getting laid.

>>82002254
What the fuck were you thinking.

>>82002280
Imagine being this much of an overcompensating virgin lmao
You're anonymous here newbro. Besides you writing like a 15 yo gives it away

>>82002234
>masturbate constantly to porn
>can't think of women as anything other than objects
No wonder you're so autistic with them. If you realized they are humans to, then you'd have greater empathy and understanding of what they want and thus how to act.

Also quit trying to act cool. That only works in the short term and maybe to teenagers.

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>>82001357
>I HAD to reject them

>>82002307
Yea. That was my point. Sexual innocence doesn't matter. Watching too much porn fools young men into thinking they all need to be sex gods to please women and putting women on the pedestal, leading to their viscious cycles of failure with women.
>>82002332
>deflection
>strawman
Yea I'm the 15 yo.

You want love but why

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>>82001357
Your post is full to the brim, with Fail.

>>82002347
>can't think of women as anything other than objects
what else are they good for?

>Also quit trying to act cool. That only works in the short term and maybe to teenagers.
why would I stop acting cool in front of young girls?
Like I give a shit about the old hags, woman over 20 can go rott in some ditch, nobody needs an old hole.
the young ones are the ones a man needs to impress.

Lost at virginity at 17. Told the girl I didn't have much experience because I had only had sex once or twice before with a vanilla ex-gf.

Works like a charm. Your awkwardness becomes endearing if you manage to own it.

>>82002446
>That was my point
wat? your point was
>"many women like innocent men,"
then you qualified
>"if they're rich and successful,"
ergo their being rich and successful is what they actually like.were 'innocence' truly the desired quantity, "rich and successful" would be an irrelevance. get it?

try following your own logic

>>82002254
>how to get a reputation as a closeted homosexual: anon's story

>>82002551
I was really wasted when I lost mine. So I like to think that she assumed that that was the reason why I was so shit
deep down I think she realised

>>82000332
t. girl who will never understand

>>82002677
Did I say ONLY innocence? You're the only bad at logic. Idiot. See >>82002551

Be honest about your lack of experience. If she rejects you for that, then she's probably a horrible person and not relationship/good sex material anyway.

You all are fukcing idiots. THe other person is just as nervous as you are to have sex, especially when you're a teen. if they're choosing to fuck you then they want it to be a comfortable experience for both people. unless you're like 25 and shaking then no one gives a shit

>>82002551
i just tell girls i was a virgin after everytime i have sex. it's pretty funny gauging there reactions afterwards. plus its a sweet cover, they either think im a really good lay and since i havent fucked anyone else im basically theres, or they think its cute how i was trying

>>82002478
>This entire post.

OK, so the problem is not so much to you being a huge Virgin but rather you being a huge egocentric. You like the idea of people idolizing you as a person so you act cool but you can't do anything about it.

>>82003335
I have no problem, cunt.

>>82001357
>>82001595
>>82002234
Your innocence and inexperience is so fedorable.

>>82003913
>fedorable
this is the reddiest thing i ever read in my life. please do me the favor of killing yourself

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>>82003913
Yea but my fat virgin dick and superior genes make up for that.

>>82000332
to give women a reason to join their boyfriends in seeing this movie about homosexuals flying jet fighters. i am not making this up.

>>82001778
>trailer
remember the time when stuff shown in trailers was actually in the movie?
rogueone.png

To show that Maverick was hoes before bros.

>>82001602
Implying the Iliad isn't homoerotic

>>82006125
>Having close frienships with your brothers in arms is gay
>having funny and semi homoerotic bants with your friends is gay

Ask me how I know you grew up in the 2010s.

>>82000332
To make me question my sexuality when I was like 12. When I decided Val Kilmer could get it, I had my answer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSV35A1cQDM

The living meme himself explaining the homosexuality of Top Gun

>>82000332
I just licked my lips after I seen this image. Am I gay?