KINGSMAN 2: Where the fuck is it ? Edition

So is Channing like the Chad secret agent from the American agency?

CHAD KINO RETURNS

>>81999016

Just a dumb ol texan.

I expect some KINO whip fights though.

>>81999016
He pops up from a trapdoor to shoot the Queen

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>elton john

>jeff bridges

will he play the villain? if so i'm in

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>>81999116
>implying Elton John wouldn't be fahhhbulous as a secret agent who literally sucks the life out of the bad guys

Needs more Roxy.

redditsman

Should have gotten rid of the character Eggsy. Shitty protag.

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>>81999201
I have to laugh every time I see somebody criticizing great movies made for us normal people who actually leave our house to interact with other normal people. Fuck these autist cunts in their fedora-wearing asses. It's like some unwritten rule in their pathetic notebook that they have to be miserable at everything, that the world is "shit" and everything they hear or see is "shit" and the agenda of everyone is "shit".

We get it. We watched that South Park episode, too. You have Asperger's Syndrome. Now drink some whisky, lighten the fuck up and seek help for it. You're not the only one in that boat, bucko.

WE rule this board, now. WE decide who's cool and who's not. You rock spiders clinging to the 4chan of the past? The ones that yearn for Bela Tarr marathons while you lick Dorito crumbs off of your fingers and weep for "being born in the wrong generation"? You're archaic. You're ancient fucking history. You've been left behind.

Come out of your basement, you cave-dwellers. Come and celebrate the new millennium by watching Kingsman 2 with the rest of us. It's the present year and we have cake. Even though it's a lie.

>>81999125
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.

>>81999239

He was a cool guy.

>>81999201

back to led

WHERE IS IT OP ?!

>>81999201
Pretty low effort

>Halle Berry
WHY

>>81998988
>julianne moore
why why why WHY
I hate her stupid face

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>tried to download the first movie
>SPARKS cut off scenes for some fucking reason
>uncut without a single seed

>>82002553
Lel. Why are you getting your fucking pirated material censored?

>>82002697
Because Westerners are faggots who like to censor anything they can.

>>82002553
Dl wiki version, i did a couple of weeks ago

>>81999084
10/10

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>>82002867

is the first one a fun watch

>>82002867
>westerners
Breh. The movie is made in "the west".

>>82002519
You might hate the face, but fuck you have to love that body and those nips!

>>82002964
Which only shows you how cucked you Westerners are when you can't even view your own creations uncensored, while some ex-commie Slavnigger can.

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>>82003012

>>82002936
And to think this greasy wop thinks he is white...

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>>82003012

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>british secret agents are suave gentlemen
>american secret agents are sterotypical cowboys

>>81998988
So colin firth's character survived?

>>82003195
The British had suave gentlemen in the 19th century, while Americans had cowboys in the 19th century (in the form of bounty hunters).
The representations are basically correct since they are based on purified stereotypes.

>whip
>not a lasso

??

>>82003458

same thing

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>>82003293
maybe

>>82005154
how do you survive a bullet to the face
this is bs

>>81999239
Eggsy was just about the only protagonist from a recent action movie that I can remember outside of Memepool.
Yeah, he's kind of a faggot but it would be weird without him.

>>82003057
I wonder what it must feel like to be so retarded you can't even be racist properly.

>>82003195
Much like now.
Aristocrats vs whoopin and hollerin "patriots".
Neither one is something to be proud of.

Can it steal the title of reddit:the movie from deadpool?

>>82005235
people seem to do it a lot also it's fiction

>>82005235
Bulletproof glasses no doubt.

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>>82005235
The same way everybody who's been shot in the face and survived in real life has.

>>82005469
How was this a reddit movie?
The antagonists were black (a lisping liberal at that) and a woman, starred a straight white protagonist, showed Barack Obama advocating for genocide (only to have his head blown off), and wasn't filled to the brim with wacky meme moments and pop culture references.
Deadpool, yeah, but Kingsman isn't even close.

>colin firth

uhh, is he going to be in flashbacks or something?

I wish there was Kingsman/Austin Powers crossover.

>>82003293
He survives but loses an eye. He actually has an eyepatch in the new film.

I really wonder what are they going to do with Colin Firth

a) Flashbacks
b) He survived somehow
c) Twin Brother
d) nigger nigger nigger

>>81998988
How are they gonna to buttfucking the princess?

>>82003293
>punished Colin Firth

I didn't expect to have any desire to see it, but holy shit, I want it.

>>82006162
probably an android or a cyborg

do you remember how retardkino the first one was?

If I recall, Julianne Moore was set to be the villian actually.

>>82006308
*top*

>>82006916
yes

and her evil lair is a 50s diner in the middle of mayan ruins

>>81999258
Don't forget the handwave raddit meme argument.

Just uttering the word reddit in any criticism guarantees they have no real argument and just want a easy way to be a bitch.

>>82005469
>Blah blah blah handwave meme argument

>American agents's names are drinks like Champagne, Tequila or Whiskey

w e w

>>82007517
BUD LITE WHEN

>>82005154
So the only somewhat emotional moment in the first film is basically ruined lel?

>>82003300
This is today's best example of someone trying to sound intelligent and looking like a retard.

IS KINGSMAN 1 GOOD AND DO I NEED TO WATCH IT BEFORE THIS ONE

IT'S ON MY BACKLOG

>>82007798
sure why not

What's the deal with strange additions on billing? Isn't fucking David Beckham in an upcoming film?

As for Firth, my bet is he had a sub-dermal face plate, or his glasses had bullet-proof glass.

>>82005686
He wasn't shot through the eye though was he you retard. One of the bullets grazed his pinky (browny) finger, that doesn't count as getting shot, the rest were probably shots to the hair and trainers.

>>82007723

They need to pay to the company for that name, better called it agent piss water

>>82007798
Yes. A bit too long for me though. It could have dropped 30 mins off.

>>82007858
>David Beckham in an upcoming film?
King Arthur

>>82007114
>>81999258
we get it fa ms you browse reddit

>>82007798
No it's meme tier trash

>>82007798
best action movie of the last five years

best spy movie of the last ten

>>82007909
Good fucking God what is happening?

>>82005929

No he's in the whole thing

He was only shot in the bullet proof glasses