How do we stop him?
>>81997678
Shazam was cancelled
>>81997678
>#BlackAdam
looks like he's gonna stop himself
wtf is black adam
>>81997678
>The Rock will be in every franchise
Watch out, Eric Roberts....
>>81997711
Yes for a black Adam solo
>>81997678
He's going to fall over flat on his face in some similar way as Rhonda did. The best someone like him could have hoped to be is like Terry Crews.
>>81997713
>>81997678
stone cold stunner
Why do people love bland Samoan man?
>>81997747
he's arguably the biggest movie star in the world and has been for years you moron
>>81997678
>How do we stop him?
With paper.
>>81997747
>The guy who has stolen every show he's been in for the past twenty years is going to fall over like some flash in the pan meme feminist dream did
What did you mean by this?
>>81997717
He's Shazam/Captain Marvel's badguy, but why would they list that as the movie title?
>>81997747
>the highest earning actor in the world for several years has to hope to become as big as Terry Crews
>>81997678
why do we want to?
>>81997883
/thread
>>81997711
Making a different movie first does not mean the other one is cancelled.
>>81997678
TheRock should play Han Solo in the star wars spin off
>>81997678
Force him out of the closet
>>81997725
>we need a big black-
>>he's already doing the promotional interviews sir
>>81998024
Samoan. Hence the wrestling.
>>81997678
Reform the Rock and Sock connection.
>>81998052
His father, Rocky Johnson, is black nova scotian, his mother is Samoan.
He may deny it/never bring it up, but the Rock is half-nigger
>>81997949
>He's Shazam/Captain Marvel's badguy, but why would they list that as the movie title?
Black Adman Origin and setting Up Billy. It's good enough to explore a whole movie about. Maybe they willu se Isis and The Hawks.
>>81997965
That's not what I mean you retard, I mean that his skill set is the equivalent of Terry Crews', it's a shitty meme that he's gotten as big as he has because he's as good as Crews is. That's what I was saying. He's like Arnold redddified.
>>81998091
so you take a letter out every generation? will he name his son Roc?
>>81998091
Holy shit, The Rock's dad is from where my dad grew up and they were born around the same time. That's weird as fuck to think about.
>>81998091
Didn't know that. But looking at pictures of his dad now, Rock is maybe a quarter black, cuz his dad appears to only be half-black. (i.e. he has the Obama look)
Compare to actual African negros if you're only familiar with the American variety.
>>81997949
Because black adam is actually a character worth exploring before the "hero" part of the duo.
It also helps that black adam was shazam before Billy.
>>81998338
>It also helps that black adam was shazam before Billy.
Did he call himself that in new52?
>>81998244
>implying it won't be Ock.
>>81998244
No, Rock's grandfather was "King Miavia" (sp?), so when they debuted him, they played up his being a third generation wrestler and called him "Rocky Miavia".
But everyone hated that shit, so he turned heel and became "The Rock".
>>81998280
>Compare to actual African negros if you're only familiar with the American variety.
Still nigger enough, no matter how many fractions you break it down into
>>81998385
Shazam is just the word of power.
Also the wizard that gave them the power.
Kinda like how ragheads shout "allahu ackbar" except they don't get superpowers when they do it.
Also he's actually middle eastern.
Beat the Rock support Shrimp!!
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/915767568/shrimp-1-week-of-only-shrimp-what-will-happen
<3
>>81998268
Could your dad ever smell what the rock's dad was cooking?
>>81998486
>only one week
step it up familia
>>81998447
If you're going by the one-drop rule, there's a 30% chance that you're a nigger yourself, "White man", so I choose to pay attention to that shit as a function of not being a retard.
>>81998071
I would actually love for a director to hire mick for a scene where some hobo makes light of the rock
>>81998597
>there's a 30% chance that you're a nigger yourself
Try100%ooga boogaRock's still a nigger
>>81997883
scissor nooo
>>81998168
>biggest actor in the world as talented as a guy from Brooklyn Nine Nine
>>81998622
Ah. Well then stop trying to assimilate everyone like the borg to make yourself look good.
Also
>100%
try an average of 82%. 18% white genetics is what separates an African AMERICAN from his aboriginal cousins.
>>81998480
I mean did he call himself that before he changed his name to Black Adam or did he just go by Teth Atem
>>81998390
> calls son Ock
> Ock goes to medical school
> gets phd
> literally Doc Ock
>>81997678
>black Adam
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
>>81998838
I don't think he called himself Shazam.
>>81998842
>gets raped by nic cage's son
Pottery.
>>81997711
>>81998480
Black Adam is by far the most interesting of the lot because he was a genuine good guy, at one time. Remember Saul? Not Paul who was once Saul, but Saul, the guy who tried to Kill King David. Because of Saul's pride and his boastfulness and him overestimating his self worth, Which, from what I can remember, Black Adam is a theses of.
>>81998900
I thought Cage's son was Kal El i.e. DC?
>>81999018
Yeah?
Dude's 44 years old. How long do you think he can keep up the physique he's at?
>How do we stop him?
Get him to wrestle a match over 10 minutes
>first he racially appropriates the Hoff's role in baywatch and now he's appropriating in a Jumanji remake
>>81998915
That's interesting. It's also the direction DC should go in, considering the DCAU had a lot of moral gray area moments and villain sympathy. When you put it like that, it could be a good idea, it's just been highly mishandled by all those guys.
>>81999109
a long time if he stays on the juice
>>81999109
10-12 more years.
>>81997678
all of the movies except of F8 will bomb
Am I the only one who dislikes this tumour meat head fuck??? So overrated
>>81999079
Marvel and DC don't mix.
>>81998091
>black nova scotian
Lol, this is a thing?
>>81999482
racism is not cool
>>81997992
This. Last I heard, the plan was to use the first movie as a Black Adam origin, and the second as a Shazam movie where they fight.
Which is pretty cool, actually. You don't usually see the villain get his origin an entire film before the hero in capeshit.
rock is cool been my favorite since the rock debut
>>81997678
>Jumanji
Garbage
>Rampage
Garbagekino
>Black Adam
Martha meme
>Baywatch
we want the 21 Jump Street audience
>F8 spinoff
White trash kino
>>81999372
>it's just been highly mishandled by all those guys.
Uh... the movie hasn't even begun filming.
>>81997678
He's the new Arnold except he's going to be president one day.
>>81999671
>only able to describe things with memes
Consider suicide retard
>>81999676
I meant DC studios, WB studios, what have you. So far all the movies have been trash.
>>81999728
Hothead pls go
>>81998670
kek