NO! NOT AGAIN! FUCK MARLEL AND FUCK DISNEY PAID SHILLS!

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>>81991886
Nothing makes me happier than seeing DCocksuckers miserable.

Most of the reviews are stuff like:
>For all its wit, speed and wacky cameos, this second instalment still feels like a disappointment.

And this is a fresh review

>>81991886
RT is literally owned by comcast tho

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WHY IS THIS HAPPENING? US DCHADS SHOULD BE WINNING, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR TIME!

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>>81991886
I have no idea what to expect from this movie. But I did expect those ratings from "critics".

>>81991974
Stop acting like there is a difference between reddit and 4chan. You are what you hate.

>>81991886
just stop reading rotten tomatoes

>>81991886
>Guardians of the Memexy
>100% approval by Memeatoes

>>81991886

Keep hitting those home runs Disney!

>make the same movie again
>get the same ratings again
DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING

>>81992046
You're just calling yourself a redditor, so here, have an upvote

>SHAKE THOSE LEAVES BABY GROOT ECKS DEE LOL *poops*
>103% RT Marlel does it again how will dc ever recover?
Every couple of months

You have posted this thread a dozen times already. What is your problem? You just want (You)'s. Nobody gives a shit about Marvel.

>>81992046
Well seeing as Reddit voted BvS as the 3rd most underrated film OF ALL TIME and BvS is DC and BvS is defended and Marvel attacked, I think Reddit is pretty heavily involved with /tv/. Oh and not a single Marvel film made any of the ranking lists.

>>81991886
What's wrong with you, anon? This is the 15th(!) MCU movie. And yet you still give it more of your time and attention than the normies who actually watch the movies then forget about them.

>>81992078
And

>WOW SO MATURE AND GRITTY AND GRIMDARK BEST FILM EVER DCHADS WHERE WE AT?

Both are /v/ shitposters doing console wars because console wars are crushed in /v/ these days. That's it. That's all /tv/ is to us. Two people finding shit to shitpost about.

>>81992080
Just checked, shill friend
>r/marvelstudios over 120,000 suscribers
>r/dc_cinematic less than 40,000 suscribers
Good luck pushing Guardians as anything but redd1t the movie, you're going to need it

DC BTFO once again

>>81991886
No one is surprised anymore. it's well known disney pay for reviews and also have shills constantly spam discussion to shift opinion. they even do it on /tv/

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>>81992181
I never said Marvel wasn't on there, only that Reddit did a poll and Marvel didn't make any of the lists.

CHRIS STUCKMANN HERE

I'M GONNA GIVE IT AN A+

DEFINITELY SEE THIS MOVIE GUYS

>>81992226
Can you provide proofs so I can post it in the next threads?

KEEP HITTING THE HOME RUNS DISNEY

>>81992226
>they even do it on /tv/
This, the mods had to stop a couple of shill invasions just a couple of weeks back

>>81992276
check the archives.

check out any star wars or marvel/dc threads they consistently post the same images and the same arguments over and over.
they also get very defensive when you call them out. they're either shills or mentally ill fanboys that do it for free.

>All these DCucks already upset and calling out 'Disney shills' over a fake fucking image

You people never fail to embarrass yourselves

>>81992356
But I've seen it be done on DC as well. I don't think it's anything special, only people shitposting and falseflagging to make people think what you think.

>>81992307
I just want proof of this. I can't just call people out without proof or they'll go "WHERE DA PROOFS?" and 'check the archive' will be laughed at.

This particular thread has been posted like a dozen times today. That doesn't make it a shill for DC.

>>81991886
It has a high RT%, but the actual reviews are much lower than the first movie.

>>81992244
>24 votes
wew where are the rest of the 40,000 DChads?

Keep grasping that straw, you're not fooling anyone. Also this image was posted 19 times in the last 2 weeks, transparent as fuck

>>81992388
lmao shills right on time. they aren't even trying anymore.

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>>81991937
>imagine being so pathetic as to actually take sides in a non-existent rivalry between two conglomerates and the products they sell

>>81992307
>>81992356
>>81992276
IT'S A FAKE IMAGE YOU STUPID FUCKS. THIS IS A SHITPOST THREAD. /tv/ IS NOT A VERY POPULAR OR FAST BOARD EVEN POST-BANE INVASION. NOBODY WOULD WASTE TIME SHILLING HERE. PEOPLE WILL SHITPOST THOUGH. 5 YEARS OF CUNNY SHITPOSTING IS PROOF OF THAT.

FUCKING HELL. THIS THREAD HAS BEEN POSTED LOADS OF TIMES LAST FEW DAYS.

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>>81991886

>>81992413
>he actually checks the archive

And using the 'where are the others?' is flawed as you yourself said there are x3 the amount of Marvlel subscribers (interesting how you know how Reddit works...) then why isn't any Marvel film in any of the lists?

>>81992453
nice try shill

>>81992407
>I just want proof of this
You are just going to ignore everything we show you, like the two (2) stickies warning shills to stop making threads about Star Wars and Thor fucking 3 not even a month ago

One guy found one image posted 190 times or something like that, it was something about two spics talking about BvS I think (the idea was that DC was for shitskins and marvel the white man's franchise, I shit you not that shill was THAT retarded). Maybe so DC bro can find it for you

>>81992417
>Can't come up with an argument or say anything else other than 'shill'

Yup, sounds like your average DCuck

>>81992226
You didn't even bother checking Rotten Tomatoes, it's at 93% with 3 rotten and 33 fresh.

>>81992486
>buh-but the shills aren't real guys!

>>81992487
>>he actually checks the archive
You post that shit twice a day, shill. It was a matter of time someone did

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Here's the real image you mongoloids

>Inb4 a 7.5 average rating equals paid shills

>>81992486
HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING GOLD

I'm not much of a Marvel fan but I ended up seeing this movie with my family and it blew me away with how great it was.

I'm not surprised at all that it got such highly positive reviews, the comedy and action is 'on point' as my daughter says. Highly recommended!

>>81992600
What Baby Groot™ merchandise would you recommend?

>>81992600
>Highly recommended!
and that's when I stopped reading

>>81992663
Yeah, those were the last words of his post, of course you fucking stopped reading there

>>81992452
It's not about taking sides. It's about laughing in the faces of smug, pseudo-intellectuals that delude themselves into thinking Batman v Superman is a good movie.

That said, Marvel do objectively make better movies.

>>81992546
>%93
how exactly does that disprove his point? it's still massively overrated like every other marvel movie.

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IT'S NOT GOING TO STOP!

why do you assholes still use RT? IMDB is way better

>>81991886
MEME OFF BRO

>>81992713
sup shill

>>81992765
They're both awful. Just use metacritic

>>81992576
People don't care about the real score, they just want the tomato meter

>>81992486
Marvel has perfected the art of making the barely-adequate movie.

>>81991959
100% fresh

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ITS NOT FAIR DC BROS. HOW IS THIS MOVIE 4x BETTER THAN BVS? BVS WAS SUPPOSE TO BE AN EPIC HIGH QUALITY MOVIE WITH RICH CHARACTERS AND INSTEAD WE LOSE AGAIN TO MARVEL REEEEE

>>81992713
It's all the same shit just in slightly different packaging.

>>81991959
That's what happens if you rate in terms of a good-bad dichotomy.

Real niggas get their aggregated reviews from Metacritic, where nuance matters.

>>81992889
Yeah man, it's like, they've got these "characters", right? And they're put in "situations", and then there's "antagonists" and shit. I mean what the fuck, come up with something new.

>>81992888
easy. paid off reviews and shills like yourself.

>>81992889
Not really. Marvel knows what the audience wat and provides it. DC takes what the audience's wants, says "fuck you", and turns into into a fucking depressing Greek tragedy filled with religious symbolism.

>>81992910
Nuance is killed the moment you consider one guy's 7 to be another guy's 7.

>>81992962
marvel provides the same crap over and over for children.

Snyder elevates the genre with thought provoking themes and topics.

So more bought praise for a children flick, like Dr Strange, Rogue One, Logan and the rest of nerd shit.

Contain the shilling this one thread, don't shit the board like every time some trailer drops

>>81993016
>Snyder
>Elevating anything

He's a poor man's Michael Bay who relies far too much on obvious religious symbolism to make his movies look deep and meaningful.

>>81992486
>can't even spell installment right
>certified RT critic
Alrighty

>>81991886
honestly it sounds better than the first movie, saying there's no stupid world ending threat and instead is just about the characters living their lives and working out their issues sounds like true kino.

>>81992929
They're both """cinematic universes""" filled with superficial comic book characters, with no stakes from film to film as each character has movies lined up for the next decade. They're the bottom of the barrel blockbusters by two studios that are playing it as safe as possible. They're preying on little kids and a generation of infantilised "adults" that refuse to grow the fuck up. The only difference is the tone where Disney lean more towards vapid humour and Warner bros have committed to a grandiose and ridiculous mire of depression and pseudo-momentousness.

>>81993112
>there's no stupid world ending threat
But there is.

>>81993112
literally daddy issues the movie

its great and the ending made my cry

>>81993171
>bottom of the barrel
Funny, they sure make a lot more money than you'd expect from "bottom of the barrel".

>>81992435
>a universe with fish aliens and space magic
>woah someone uses agender pronouns
star wars is like the one place where that shit flies

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>>81992244
You're talking to a shill from a DC discord group

>>81993195
Yeah let's judge quality in revenue.

>>81993195
Transformers also make an insane amount of money and they're garbage too.
face it the mcu is garbage and any grown man who is a fan of these movies is pathetic and has shit taste.

>>81993458
>>81993459
So when you say bottom of the barrel, you don't actually mean that. Bottom of the barrel would refer to something like Double Team.

>>81993459
Top 10 films of all time?

this movie isn't ironic enough for /tv/ but it was 'fun' as they say. If you're triggered by baby groot then maybe don't watch it. but they don't overplay the I am groot meme too much which I was expecting a little.

drax is more than enough reason to see it desu

>>81993459
>face it the mcu is garbage and any grown man who is a fan of these movies is pathetic and has shit taste.
Whoever disagree with this anon please quote this so we can contact mods and get them to ban you. We'll make /tv/ great again

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Remember to play the video game in anticipation, fellow bros!

>>81993482
They are bottom of the barrel in the context of a major studio releasing them. The writing, direction, production are mediocre at very best. These are paint-by-numbers movies.

>>81992701
kek

>>81993112
actually its a universe ending threat

>>81993500
Bumpu

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> gotg 2 going to have 90 something score
> spider kino in july with milf aunt may
> based kiwi thor film

> wonder woman has no buzz and opens in only 2 months

when will WB ever learn

>>81993873
they need to get more into the shilling game. DC and Snyder have too much integrity they have to lower themselves down to disneys level if they want to compete.

>>81993612
are you honestly suggesting people play the trash that is current day telltale games

how many fucking crack rocks did you push through your nose

>>81992713
You sound like a huge fucking faggot and I don't even like DC

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>>81993459
>He actually thinks Baykino is garbage

>>81993914
You mean like this >>81993439 ??

>>81993873
if WB learned we wouldn't be able to laugh at them

do you really want that?

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>>81991886
I can see the future.

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Why are you guys so easy to bait? The score is dropping.

>>81993976
IT ALL CAME A-TUMBLING DOWN

>>81992244
jesus these people disgusts me

>>81993976
>already confirmed worse than Logan
Disney BTFO

>>81993914
This, just hire a bunch of indians and shit up the board like Disney does

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>>81994142
Kek

>>81991959
>For all its wit, speed and wacky cameos, this second instalment still feels like a disappointment
that's a blurb not the review retard.

>>81991886
What's up it's me tiny groot! Yaaaa tiny groot motha fuckaaaaaa! Hahaaaaa tiny groot!!

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>>81992244
>everything listed after redditvssuperman
>underrated
Maybe swiss army man but even that's a stretch

>>81994227
Thanks captain obvious

>>81994179
nice moving goalposts marvelshill

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HOW DO THEY KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT, IT WAS MEAN'T TO BE OUR TURN

>>81992713
He's right you know

DUDE SHILLS LMAO

>>81992713
This.

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Lmao how much of a paranoid schizo do you have to be to actually believe Marvel is paying people to post bad things about DC on a baneposting imageboard?

You are all retarded manchildren with shit taste, but for some reason I do enjoy DCucks getting BTFO bit more than the other way around.

>>81991959
>if it's a disappointment compared to the first one, that means it's bad

retard

>>81995029
Probably because nobody pretends Marvel films are high art. It's more fun to watch a pretentious retard get BTFO than just your regular street variety mouthbreather.

>>81995108
good point

>>81994956
This, they don't need to do it anymore. Audiences are dumb enough to unironically do it by themselves.

>>81994956
This.

haha silly people there's no such thing as shills! haha anyone seeing that new guardians movie? it looks like a kino! haha

>>81993016
>Snyder elevates the genre with thought provoking themes and topics.

You never cease to amuse me Zack

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>dance off bro, you and me turd blossom

Damn, Marvel did it again. I love the quirky dialog.

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>DCucks on suicide watch

>>81996012
But that's Marvel.

Defend baby Groot you fucking faggots.

>>81992270
Thanks friend. I will now enjoy this work of art.

>>81996592
fucking retard

>>81997777
What?

>>81993305
It's supposed to be human. The book's writer said so on twitter

>>81998037
woah an agender human (i don't actually fucking care what they're called) in a universe with fish aliens and space magic

my immersion is broken

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Disney doesn't pay for good revie.....

>>81992244
Reddit loves the justice league. They have a subreddit for the dceu and are fans of Snyder

Guardians of the Galaxy are for lonely woman who find Chris Pratt hot and wanna see Groot

>>81998093
>shilling
>is black
>generic review
fits the bill

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>>81996790
My dad bought my mom a baby groot toy since she is obsessed with him.

She wants to go see it in cinema so I have to come along... meh hope its an okay movie

Why a 60 year old woman likes Groot so much u ask.. idk

>>81998093
>not since Rogue One has Disney delivered such a great stand-alone sequel

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>>81991886
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF DKEKS

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SOMEONE QUICK

I have to see this in cinema like i said here
>>81998190
And I havent seen the first one

What did I miss out? I already know the treeman sacrificed himself and baby groot will be born.

What else?

Why does Pratt wear Antman's helmet?

>>81992713
lmao
You must be underaged retard or manchild to like Marvel movies, period.

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g-guys?

>>81991886
what's the matter? don't like your pre-approved marxist conditioning goyim? This movie is just plain (((fun!)))

>>81998316
7.2 for a major marvel release is fucking low

seems to me that reviewers were afraid to go harder

LOL ITS SO FUN AND WITTY LMAO JUST TURN UR BRAIN OFF BRO XD

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>>81998316
>6 negative
Well I can tell this review speaks the truth. Really? Just humor?

Why cant they try to be serious. Antman had some serious moments

>>81998386
Nah critics are giving it mixed
http://www.baka.com.au/entertainment/movies/guardians-of-the-galaxy-vol-2-review-marvel-sequel-suffers-from-arrested-development-20170424-gvrfso.html

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>>81992713
>thinking Batman v Superman is a good movie
Batman v Superman isn't a good movie. The Ultimate Edition is. One shitty fight doesn't make the rest of the movie bad desu

>This marvel installment is a disappointment 7/10
>This DC installment is a disappointment 3/10
keep pretending there isn't an obvious liberal bias against DC

>>81998404
>Antman had some serious moments
The only serious moment was when Hank Pym was telling Wasp what happened to her mother and after an emotional scene, they end it on a humours note.

This is a common complaint in GotG2, people are saying the movie always interrupts serious or emotional moments with comedy.

>>81998522
2017 confirmed year of miracles

>>81998452
>The Ultimate Edition is
>wasting 3 hours on any movie
>wasting 3 hors on capeshit

>>81993612
>fellow bros
you have to go back.

>>81992244
>Canada's location
Expected vancouver moee than fucking farmland

Top Critics is 78%.

>>81998452
I personally and unironically prefer the theatrical

>>81991886
i hate they're guts

>>81991937
I don't give a fuck about capeshit, so neither do i about any of the big two.
I'm just tired of people shilling this shit everytime an average movie with premade memes comes out.

>>81999014
Just say you're a retard. It's shorter and conveys the same message.

>>81991937
both are shit

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you mofos ready to coo for the best character ever put on film?

>>82001579