>throws a zippo in the puddle of gasoline

Zippos are like 12 bucks, what the fuck were they thinking

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>>81989807
>walks away in slow motion
>doesn't look back
>doesn't get hit by the force of the explosion or shrapnel

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its worse if they throw a cigarette. it would extinguish itself

>Shoots gas tank

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>>81989807
>Throws a zippo onto spilled cold diesel
>It explodes

>>81989848
this

would a cigar work?

I dont think so

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>In close proximity to explosion
>air isn't sucked out of lungs by conflagration
>guts aren't pulped by air pressure

>>81989883
Gasoline is designed to extinguish small fires upon contact so probably not. A blue angel would definitely ignite it though.

>>81989848
You know that a lot of fires are caused by people flicking their cigarettes away without properly putting them out...

>>81989938
yeah, if they throw it into dry brush. not if they throw it into a puddle of liquid

>>81989938
not into gasoline or most liquid fuels

>>81989965
Most liquid fuels don't actually burn themselve. They have to become vapor or aerosol to actually burn.

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>tries to light zippo
>all the fuels evaporated

>massive firefight in warehouse
>everyone isn't temporarily deaf when it's over
wew

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>>81989807
>throws a zippo in the puddle of gasoline
>the zippo falls lid first and closes

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>bullet hits metal
>sparks

>>81990073
>PTEEEEWWWW

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>bullet hits car
>car explodes

>Screws on silencer. Gun makes quiet pew noise.

>shot in head
>drops to knees and keels over dramatically

>>81989957
Shouldn't cigarrete ignite the fumes before hitting the floor?

>>81990124
>pews
>not fwips

>>81990161
>shot in shoulder
>dies immediately

>>81990167
Not hot enough and gasoline evaporates pretty quickly.

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>Horse walks
>Sound of coconut halves hitting each other

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>>81990161
>shot in head
>drop of blood comes out of penny sized hole in forehead

>>81990161
why cant they get this right? someone getting shot in the head reacts exactly just like someone getting KO'd

>Bad guys are knocked out indefinitely by a single half-hearted punch or kick

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>character is knocked out with a blow to the head
>doesn't die after 9 months in a coma due to brain swelling

>>81990224
they use dead horses' hooves now

>Weaponry explosions are fireballs that go directly upwards

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>monster/psychopath holding protagonist off the ground
>throws them across the room instead of stabbing them to death with their claws/machete

>>81989807
>shoots trunk of car
>car explodes

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>>81989854
>Shoots red barrel
>It explores

>Attack helicopter flies low, trails behind protagonists vehicle, and misses all shots

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>throws lit flare into a barrel of kerosene

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>>81990384
>helicopter follows car around like it's a car itself instead of just going up high

>villain makes evil speech first instead of killing main character instantly, drawing enough time for main character to be rescued by another character

>>81990404
name 186 movies where that happens

>>81990227
the entry wound would be small though, especially with a small caliber bullet

the back of the head would look like your mom's vagina, however

>sign says "inflammable"
>"b b but it's not flammable!"

>hero is whacked over the head with a heavy object
>tied up
>does his shit and wins
>doesn't die later of a blood clot, haemorrhage, stroke etc

I want a action hero to end like that. Guy sees his wife/gf/kids and then collapses and dies.

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>get shot with a .38
>flies backwards

>>81990411
>making fun of old bond tropes so cartoonish that they've been lampooned in every parody movie of spy thrillers ever made

you don't understand these threads

>>81990411
Kingsmen subverted this by having the guy just shot in the head.

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>runs away from the bad guys in a straight line
>bullets hit the ground behind him on both sides

>>81989807

>throws match on trail of gas
>transition through air doesn't extinguish

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>>81989807
>Orgy scene
>noboday is practicing safe sex
cringe

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>>81989807
>deploys flare with mouth

>lone cop walking into deserted building with no viable escape; with dangerous armed psycopathic killer on the loose with every opportunity to hide and ambush; doesn't bother waiting for reinforcements

>police badge on long dog-tag necklace; hanging on outside of bullet-proof vest

>"we lost him"

>radio loses signal, "Damnit!"
>discards radio

>red barrels explode, everyone goes flying at least 10 metres without clothes ripping

>dangling over repulsively high ravine, rope slowly snaps twine-by-twine

>falls out of flaming building, arms dangling autistically above head whilst slowly jog-walking

>shot in chest, dies over the course of an hour; last words aren't gurgling screams of agony

>gets shot in stomach, no ragdol physics or screaming, simply; "I'm hit!"

>Guy begins sex by thrusting immediately
>Cock supposedly enters woman unguided and without looking

>>81990668
small penis

>characters walk around in a burning building without incinerating their lungs and passing out upon their first breath

>>81990244
>he wants each extra to have their own backstory

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>>81990491
>implying it's exclusive to Bond movies and parodies
>implying trope threads are about anything more than annoying/ unrealistic movie tropes

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>gasoline in movies never ignites until the flame hits it
>even though the fumes themselves are enough to start a blaze
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-B6wW1nYlYc

>>81990794
There shouldn't be situations that the protagonist couldn't reasonably handle. If you want your character to take on a building of men, then it should be akin to something like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhO0SYOKV-E

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>destroying flying helicopter with a car

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>and your other penis

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>>81990073
>bullet hits metal
>ricochets around the room

>>81990919
>bullets bounce off his body armor

>>81989928
>Gasoline is designed
lol no. It has a higher ignition point than it's vapors is all.

>>81990491
Rogue One had that exact situation play out in the end

>>81990073
...this can happen. Saw it in person a few weeks ago at an indoor gun range.

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>>81989807
>bullet case lights up the gasoline

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>Hey guys... youre gonna wanna see this!

>>81990502
Kingsmen was an absolutely garbage film

>>81990167
Gasoline needs to be mixed with oxygen to become combustible. That's what the fuel injector in your car does, it turns the liquid into an aerosol so a small spark from the plugs can ignite it.

Don't get me wrong, it's still dangerous as a puddle of liquid but you need direct flame to ignite it. Open air gas fumes aren't concentrated enough.

>>81989807
>Waterboards with gasoline

>>81993457
>cuts to something completely different and what they were gonna wanna see isn't revealed until later

>>81993457
You have 5 hours

>gets decapitated
>runs around like a chicken with his head cut off

>character gets shot in the stomach
>falls down and dies immediately

Can Hollywood stop doing this?

>>81990502
>tfw Colin Firth didn't die somehow

>dies
>doesn't instantly shit and piss him/ferself while loudly farting

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>>81990202
>>81990167
>>81990012
>>81989965

> holds blowtorch half an inch over spilled gasoline
> nothing happens

> flicks lit cigarette into gasoline 10 seconds later
> half the god damn county explodes

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>character gets shot in the stomach
>doesn't spend the next 30 minutes screaming top cuck, top kek, desu and other memes

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>the "loner" is great looking and has at least 3 good friends
>mfw the highly trained elite force of a galactic empire who have wiped out galaxies can't shoot the main character
>"love wins" theme in movies

>>81989825
kek'd hard

>>81990066
>main bad ass protagonist suddenly appears to ignite fire by flicking cigarette on to puddle of gas

>>81989848
not if you flip it hard enough to make it spark (test that anon)

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>>81990567
>orgy scene
>someone on the internet denies that orgies actually happen
>a redditor responds with a /r/thathappened tier story about going to one

>>81995614
Orgies don't sound fun
A bunch of dicks and girls covered in other mens' jizz
What's the appeal

>>81995929
>a bunch of dicks
>other mens' jizz
>What's the appeal
I think you well know.

>>81990461
What a country!

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>>81992642
>Character is shot with a rifle
>Saved by a level IIA soft vest

>>81994095
Gotta get dem sequel shekels

>>81989884
*deflagration I think.
Just had this cleared up for me last week. Conflagration is like a giant spreading fire. Deflagration is like an exploding fire all.

>>81990567
I can't tell if pic is of a 20-some year old boy who's done too many drugs, or a 40-some year old man pretending to be a young man

>>81989807
>tosses cigar butt into whiskey
>explosion

>>81997509
It'd Fred Durst

So the latter

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>>81989848
these birbs are so qt

>>81990406
>helicopter doesn't see tunnel in time
>aslpode

>>81995614
Every fucking time.

>shockwave strong enough to throw character flying
>doesn't instantly die

>>81996082
faggotry and aids

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>dude look at the news
>have to sit through a viagra commercial before the plot relevant news story begins

>Smaller character climbs giant henchman, wraps their legs around their head and flips them by leaning really hard
>Giant character doesn't just hold them in the air and batista bomb them as soon as they start climbing since they've lost all leverage

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>get throat slit
>silently drop and die instead of breathing through his neckhole for minutes making haunting noises

>>81990037
That's why I don't fuck wit em

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>>81989807
>Complains he's getting too old for this shit
>Proceeds to make 3 more sequels

>gas tank doesn't explode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7aT-sgx8go

>>81997718
can't you just hold your hands over the hole so you can breath normally

>>81997779
>plays crazy, but a good guy in 4 parts
>is a crazy and a good guy who hates jews

>>81997932
Can a person with one of those throat stomas talk normally when they cover their holes?

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>character takes a piss
>his urine doesn't have red chunks in it

wtf ruins my immersion errytime

>>81998155
im guessing no because the voice cords will have been cut by the operation.

>>81997932
Depends on how long the cut is I guess, but you still won't stop the bleeding and the wind pipe probably fills with blood.

>>81990373
>I'm Indiana "Red" Barrel, I got shot once and I'm now looking for the philosopher's stone

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>bad guys miss every shot on the protagonist except for one shot that injures his shoulder/arm

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>>81998380
>Every military unit has one guy who is really young and inexperienced, and can't do anything competently by himself
>Even if it's a fucking elite special forces team

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>Protagonist kills 100 elite soldiers easily
>Generic business dressed "Boss man" takes off his shirt and kicks the shit out of the protagonist because le no weapons lets do this fair und square meme

>>81998631
Take your dirty hands off John Wick

>>81990161
>shot in head
>staggers around before collpasing

>>81998631
>Final boss takes off his shirt and raises fists
>protag says fuck that and just shoots him

Someone please give me an example

>>81999572
Indiana Jones does this

>>81999572
>>81999631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YyBtMxZgQs

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>character is counting bullets and thinks the enemy has to reload
>turns out he had an extended mag

>>81998631
Le blue collar office boss shoots better than all the elite soldiers as well

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>>81998631
>>82000399
I like these for some reason.

>>81994315
is this what's boggling you?

>>81998431
but that's accurate

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>frodo gets stabbed by a fuckhuge troll while wearing mithril
>le magic armor somehow protects him from internal injury

>>82001450
it's literally magic, dumbass

>>81990161
>shot to the heart
>and you're to blame

>>81990523
You know, gravity is a thing. That's what reach means on a gun: how far do the bullets go before falling

>>81997687
I actually loved when they inverted that trope in Arrested Development
>"how dramatic would it have been if the news story was on when I switched on the tv?"

>>82001450
Yeah, but... Aragorn is the be-all, end-all medic of middle earth

>>81989807
>monster or juggernaut character is charging main character
>main character shoots barrel with cold shit that comes out as a stream of gas, covering the monster in ice and slowing it down

>>81989843
>shrapnel from a gasoline explosion
W
A
W

>>81989859
>diesel isn't flammable if you cool it
Bro

>>82001916
I didn't say it was a gasoline explosion you dumb faggot cunt

Also gasoline is usually in metal drums

>>82001970
You were replying to a post referring to a gasoline explosion you ADD'd menace.

>>82002005
Doesn't mean that I was referring to gasoline explosions and not explosions in general you spaz

>>82001494
mithril isnt magical you retard, its just strong metal

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>>82002056
Yes you were, you were continuing the post with yours. You're so violently retarded you can't even scroll up and look at your own goddamn posts.

>>82002220
kill yourself faggot i have no time to do it for you

>>81989825
refl

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>character starts saying rude shit about another character
>"he's right behind me, isn't he?"

>>82001939
>cooling a liquid doesn't reduce the amount of vapour it gives off

Diesel has a minimum flashpoint of 50 deg celsius, if it's kept at a temperature less than that and it's not aerosolised, it won't ignite at atmospheric pressure

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>character gets shot in the forehead/back of head
>they raise a hand and touch the wound
>they look at the bloody hand and then fall over dead

>>82004000
this pepe is horifying

delete it

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>>82004137
sorie

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>>82004137
he's not a pepe, nigger

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>>82004982
thnsks for explan fri
iend