Reviews are in Guardians Vol 2 BTFO

>>81986779
trips decide R/T

>>81986779
68 on RT. Probably a 7.6 on imdb

Reddit will.love it

>>81986779
That's so hard to watch. Why full grown mens talk and act like this? Jesus

I'll wait for the YIFY. Sharn't be giving money to disney

>>81986779
>normies hate it
/ourMovie/

>>81986844

I would enjoy beating up Jeremy Jahns.

>>81986799
99% fresh

Ausfag time Traveller here about to see it

>>81986852
The whiplash as /tv/ now come up with ways to defend it will be entertaining

>>81986799
70%

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IGN
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De3-5PpTY3o

>Lacks charisma
>too many characters
>pacing issues


KEK. Cant wait for the wall of text James Gunn posts on facebook next to defend this shit

>>81986852
This. Guardians of the Galaxy is no longer reddit

>People liked all the quips and 80s references in the first film, right?
>So let's make the sequel nothing but quips and 80s references. No need for a pesky plot.

I'm assuming that's what they did.

>>81986916
never seen a more obvious advert here

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>>81986903
>Names a shit ton of problems
>proceeds to try and not piss off the mouse too much with "B-but its still real FUN"

holy shit

>>81986779
I enjoyed the first one to an extent, but I've been waiting for the Marlel universe to start crumbliing. So sick of their made-for-tv films

>>81986903
>>too many characters
>>pacing issues

Pleb complaints.

>>81986779

Good. They should stop shitting out formulaic films.

>>81986799
78%

>>81986932
basically thats the complaint.

hell the movie is out soon and 3 trailers in and i still cant tell you what the movie is really about

>peter finds his father
>they pissed some gold ppl off....
>???

"Things just happen" the movie?

>>81986962
the Main complaint all three reviews have so far is non existent plot

not too mention it does have a shit ton of characters. no way its balanced

>>81986952

Whenever you see the word "fun" in a modern review, it's usually a huge red flag. Especially if it's the only positive thing the reviewer says.

>unJUSTing of capeshit has begun
thank you Trump!

I'm pretty sure that Thor 3 will be much better received to the point of gotg 2 getting forgotten

>>81987032
>marvels most popular subseries goes to shit while its most shit subseries gets good

>>81987032
>Fans lose interest in Guardians
>Thor of all characters is the new favorite

what a time to be alive

>GOTG has bad reviews already
>Wonder Woman looks like shit
>JL looks like shit and will probably get bad reviews
>Thor 3 looks like same old marvel quip shit
the end of capeshit is here

>>81986903
>laundry list of complaints

>"BUT its hard to complain about characters you love and in that sense the movie fully delivers"
>fully delivers
>after legit problems stated

What?

>>81986779
Good to see. James Gunn is a fucking hack who got lucky with GotG1, the way RT jerked off over his dumb movie made him think that he's way more talented than he actually is.

>>81986962
You're right but I have no doubt that it's still shit nonetheless.

>sequel to first move that nobody expected to be good that actually turned out to be good because it was essentially the reskinned star wars movie people wanted and then overhyped into ionopshere is bad

what a shock
deadpool 2 is next
if were damn lucky capeshit will by 2020.

>>81987065
GTFO Thor 3 will be great

>>81986779

My guy loved it so im sold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsdS0Uz6vzg

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>>81987091

Reminds me of this. Just way too much happening at once.

>>81987139
Literally a drone in every sense of the word. he regurgitates what his reddit friends circlejerk

>>81987091
>tower of terror died
>wasn't demolished but reskinned for guardians of galaxy ride
fucking state of disney.
Reminder that Norway in Epcot has a Frozen ride

>>81986799
98%

>>81987139
>britcuck

>>81986799
98%

Has the check cleared yet?

Plots are for low IQ narrativebabbies

What's interesting to me is how early the reviews are coming out.

Marvel must have REALLY thought they had another Civil War on their hands since this tested well.

>>81986799
50% certified fresh

>>81986799
85

wtf we love bebe groot now

>>81987206
24/26 is still 92%. You need to change the fresh/rotten count

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>>81986779
>>barely better than Thor 2

Are you retarded? They specifically said it's worse than Thor 2.

>>81987245
This tBh sMh fAm

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S-should I still order my starlord hot toys g-guys?? ;_;

>>81987279

Those are actually cool i'd buy em

Bad meme movies sell the most

See: Suicide Squad

GotG 1 had someone else write the script while James Gunn just rewrote some things when he came on board to direct.

This one is fully James Gunn from start to finish and it shows. He's not as good as he thinks he is, he needs a better screenwriter.

>>81987279
I'd rather spend my money on Gundam models

>>81987279
no, buy baby groot like everybody else will

>>81987262
moron it went from

IM2
Thor2
Gtg2

literally top 3 worst. pay attention. there is no way to misinterpret that since IM2 is literally unwatchable and it was named first

>>81987313
Iron Man 2 is better than Thor 2

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>>81987328

>>81986799
100%

>>81987291
This Tbh Smh Senpai

>>81987341
>>81987328
there both shit why do you have to argue

>>81987313

Iron-Man 2 is way better than Thor 2.

>>81987341
and most people agree

>>81986779

Fuck. I hate Marvel movies except for GOTG and Ant-Man and I rarely go to the movies because I'm a jew, but I've prebooked tickets for GOTG tomorrow morning. Great.

>>81987313
I don't get there is this hate for IM2 from? It's miles better than that shitshow of IM3.

>>81987358
lol no. most ppl think im2 is the worst mcu movie to date. First time im hearing otherwise

>>81987341
It has more redeeming moments than Thor 2

War Machine
ScarJo in her prime
Rourke was decent but wasted

>>81986852
>>81986916
>>81987245
hey guys, just wanted to say I hate guardians of the galaxy because it was a huge turd that felt like it was made for 8 year olds. I'm sure everyone else is a mean contrarian who hates fun though, so your memes are very funny! very accurate! keep up the good work

>>81987032

The first two Thor movies were unwatchable dog shit.

I have to admit the third one looks like a passable Guardians rip off, so maybe I'll like it.

Still think it's weird Thor and Guardians and Hulk aren't crossing over in these two films.

>>81987368
I'm only planning to go see Blade Runner this year, I don't feel like going that often to theaters

I expect this to be like suicide squad. It gets mediocre reviews and is genuinely a bad movie but the masses will love it, GOTG 2 will probably make 900 mil-1 billion dollars at the box office

It seems like Marvel had a better grip on what they would allow James Gunn to do for Guardians 1, and now that they let him loose and didn't hold his hand for Guardians 2 he's not doing the best job.

Why they'd give James Gunn of all people full complete creative control is beyond me. The only guys who've made that work are the Russos.

>>81987388
Don't forget Sam Rockwell. That guy killed the role with his performance.

>>81987409
SS got outright bad reviews though, this one's at 90% on RT currently.

>>81987409
I don't see hitting 900 mil, capeshit are stagnating hell Star Wars didn't even hit 1 billion

>>81987379
you're dumb
most people agree that iron man 3 and thor 2 are the worst

>>81987434
>Star Wars didn't even hit 1 billio
both of nu wars did thoug

>>81987313

Wrong.

Worst At Top;

Thor
Captain America
Thor 2
The Avengers 2
The Avengers
Captain America: Winter Soldier
Captain America: Civil War
Iron Man 2
Iron Man
Iron Man 3
Ant-Man
Guardians Of The Galaxy

Not including Hulk.

>>81987397

Thor 1 has a lot of good in it imo.

Thor 2 was terrible.

Thor 3 actually looks like an interesting movie. And take that song out of the trailer and i doubt anyone says it's like Guardians.

>>81986779
Guess I'll cancel my reservation and just pirate this shit then..

>>81987091
Evilcorp in real life desu.

Disney fucks up everything they touch.

>>81987438
Doubt that. IM2 gets as much if not more complaints from normies that 3

>>81987405

I might watch that too. It's too expensive and the cinema experience is balls now.

>>81987409

It's (apparently) got the highest test score ratings of any Disney movie ever.

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>>81986779
Watching it on the 26th
Burgers musts wait until 5th of may KEK

>>81987441
Shit taste, first Captain America was kino.

The Captain America movies in general are the only ones worth giving a shit about in Marvel's Quipverse.

>>81987441
what do you mean wrong moron? we are talking about what the dude listed in the review

>>81987416

>The only guys who've made that work at the Russos

Don't even direct their own action scenes and their movies are complete and utter shit.

GOTG was a smash hit and worked perfectly despite giving Gunn a lot of freedom. Which is probably why he got even more on this.

>>81987465
BVS and SS got high test ratings too

Kristian Harloff
>always overly critical
>constantly trying to look more mature than Mark
>probably watches Nerdwriter and other pseudointellectual channels
>reddits guy

Mark Ellis
>Seems legit chill
>Genuinely appreciates movies
>Will give honest criticism rather than pander to wannabe snobs
>/ourguy/ to the end

>>81987458

Im not him, but IM3 definitely gets more complaints based off the fact they fucked up Mandarin. All you have to do is check a comment section that isn't 4chan sometime.

Iron-Man 3 is better reviewed by critics but comic book fans hated it for the twist.

Iron-Man 2 is meh to most critics but fans thought it was at least pretty fun.

>>81987442

Thor is one of those movies that I thought was a legitimate 1/10. Like legitimately unwatchable/terrible.

Thor 2 to be fair I actually only watched 2/3rds of because it was so boring and long.

>Thor 3
>Not like Guardians

Wasn't even thinking of the song. The space opera style quippy stuff more so and the quasi 80's vibe. Like it might be the first good He-Man movie too.

>>81986779
Never thought I'd see the day when people admitted that GOTG is shit. Or anything MCU, really.

>>81987497
>Russos movies are shit

>Their MCU movies are the highest rated and usually in any MCU/Marvel fan's top 5 if not top 3.

Try again.

>>81987480

I think all of the Captain America movies are extremely bad. They're really poorly made, and they're painfully boring.

BUT

I'm just not the audience for Marvel films. So take that into account. I'd say Guardians and Ant-Man are the best, and they're still only 6/10's.

Kind of amazes me that D.C. have somehow managed to fuck up so bad that they make mediocre flicks like the Marvel movies look like Kino.

>>81987512
Mark Ellis may be a total pleb, but atleast he's an honest one and doesn't pretend to be something else. He's not some wannabe elitist douche that tries to pass himself as some sort of film genius like stuckmann

>>81987537

Were you not here for the Iron Man 2 days?

or Incredible Hulk days?

how did this go wrong, exactly?

>>81987563
>plebs and redditors praise it
>try again

Fuck off with your shit taste. Civil bore literally cant be watched a second time

>>81987566
no marvel movie looks kino bud. sorry but youre trying too hard

>>81987563

>usually in any MCU/Marvel fan's top 5

Precisely. Marvel fans are anti-kino plebs.

Me trying to understand the taste of a person who legitimately thinks Marvel films are good is impossible.

The first iron man movie is the only mcu movie that I probably consider to legitimately good and even that film had a pretty mediocre villain and 3rd act.

>>81987526

I guess we'll have to agree to disagree then. Thor 1 was good to me. Probably the only movie where Thor actually looks like the strongest Avenger too.

>>81987621

>no marvel movie looks like kino bud

Next to Batman Vs. Superman and Suicide Squad, the Cannon Marvel movies look like Kino.

>>81987624
*be

>>81987639
not at all. sorry. shit is shit no matter how you spin it.

Got convinced to go see this on Friday with family. Still haven't seen the first one but gonna watch it this week. What am I in for?

I can see the reviews already
>worst plot
>no one gives a fuck about Star lord and his father bonding
>boring action
>not enough groot
>by far the worst Marvel movie to ever be released
>78%

>>81987629

>Thor 1 was good to me. Probably the only movie where Thor actually looks like the strongest Avenger too.

That's the sort of thing that would never occur to me to think about. I just thought about the goofy Masters Of The Universe tier plot and "comedy" and weird fantasy sequences.

This reminds me - I still haven't seen the new Fantastic Four.

>>81987652
memes

Just saw this at a packed theatre AMA

>>81987590

too much comedy. too much freedom given by Marvel

>>81987596
i know you're mad but its true

>>81987623
If they're making movies for their audience, isn't the idea to appeal to them rather then to piss on them? I mean even with as bad as DC movies are, they still know appealing to their audience is the best way to keep selling.

>>81987668
well what did you think?

>>81987668
what are all the post credit scenes?

>>81986799
100%

Doesn't matter if it's good or not, Marveldrones will say it's the greatest Marvel movie everahhh until the next one

>>81987663

Here's a tip for seeing the new Fantastic Four

dont.

>>81987137
*record scratch*
"You're probably wondering how I got here".

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>>81987652

Basically a pleb version of this

https://youtu.be/MZVSG0Vtwbk

Which is good if you're an old-fag like me.

Plus lots and lots of boring action scenes that go on forever. Like all Marvel movies.

>>81987712
I'm pretty sick of superhero movies as a whole but they convinced me it's different. Have I been had off?

>>81987681
Nobody is mad moron. You are just being called out on your nonsense. Because reddit says the russos make good films doesnt mean you need to swallow it.

Funny your argument changed from ...ppl say the russos are good so its not shit bro to

>t-they are just making movies for their audience, isnt that the idea

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Will it drop?

>>81986779
>>81987727

Marvel movies are so damn boring they really need to spice it up desu.

It won't be too long before normies wake-up and realize its the same shit over and over and over again.

Also its current RT score is 93%

>>81987681
>goes from defending the Russia to randomly talking about DC movies being bad

Holy shill that gave me whiplash. Opinion disregarded from now on. Try not to make it so obvious next time. And yes the Russos are terrible no matter how many times you re-tweet your "underoos" meme

>>81987681
You reek of shill and goalpost moving

>>81987735

I hope you realize you trying too hard with Reddit Praisers thing isn't a valid point in any medium.

Just like saying movies that get good reviews are bad movies because you say so isn't making a point either.

Its funny your argument changed from.....oh wait....you really never had an argument beyong disagreeing...

>I RIGHT BECAUSE IM RIGHT FUCK OFF REDDIT
(You)

>>81987727

It's like Ant-Man - it's kind of a good movie in an 80's not-quite-as-good-as-amblin-but-my-10-year-old-self-would-have-liked-it-a lot way.

It's enjoyable for people like me who don't like Capeshit.

It's like - Capeshit that none Capeshit fans can enjoy.

>>81987681

>If they're making movies for their audience, isn't the idea to appeal to them rather then to piss on them?

True that. I wouldn't rock the boat when I was making a billion dollars an "episode".

>>81987779
>>81987772


>>81987735

You dont have to samefag we get it

>>81987781
god you arent even trying anymore. this is awful

>>81986779

Looks like this wont make that billion you were all predicting

>>81987808

No rebuttal. You lost.


Nice L!

>>81987566
You can't call something poorly made then justify that by saying it wasn't made for you, as though anything made for you is necessarily well made.

>>81987823
there is nothing to lose. You got called out praising the russos and defending your reddit sensibilities. Your taste is ultimately shit and visible for everyone to see

>>81987341

He's right. I cant remember any dialogue from Thor 2, none of the music or even what the villians name was. All I clearly remember is them eating breakfast because I hadn't had shreddies in years

>>81987405

I'm just seeing Apes. Everything else looks like trash

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>>81987563
>>Russos movies are shit
>>Their MCU movies are the highest rated and usually in any MCU/Marvel fan's top 5 if not top 3.

>>81987851

IDK man...can they see past that L you're holding? Its pretty big.

>>81986779

Guys this is a Marvel movie and it's getting bad reviews from internet Critics. A Marvel movie. This must be complete dogshit

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>>81987302
Just finished the RG Strike Freedom.
Shit was cash, senpai

>>81987932
>RG

>Meme Grade

>>81986799
62% fresh

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>>81988048
I wish I could afford the PG.
But we aren't all made of cash, senpai.
damn, nigga. hop off.

>>81986799

Reddit/10

Realistically though? 39% Rotten

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>>81986799
probably 92%, maybe 93%

>Suicide Squad tries to replicate GOTG 1
>rotten reviews
>GOTG 2 tries to replicate SS which replicated GOTG 1
Gee I wonder.

>>81987091
This image is a great metaphor for Disneyfication.

>>81987091
At least it's just the California one but still. Such an Iconic ride should exist in

>>81987873
That's because the Marvel "fans" don't have the memory God gave a goldfish. The Russos are responsible for two of the more recent installments of the franchise.

The Winter Soldier was lightning in a bottle for them. Civil War was liquid shit. Nothing they've ever made is even in the same ballpark as Iron Man.

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>>81986779
Everyone should just watch Farscape instead.

>>81987077
>lucky with GoTG
He just filmed a kids movie in space while stealing the soundtrack to Remember the titans lmao

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>>81987091
>implying that's the tower of terror

>>81987409
>SS
>genuinely a bad movie
>a bad movie
>bad movie
>movie
The SHILLING, capeshit is for losers

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I just came back from watching here in NZ.

Superior to Guardians of the Galaxy, I found it surprisingly moving although it has some pacing moments in the middle.

Flawed but thoroughly enjoyable. I'd give it a 8.5/10

Still better than LalaLand

>>81986799
27

>>81986799
88
praise kek

>>81986779

Jeremy is cute! CUTE!

>>81986987

>trailers dont feed me the entire plot of the movie and it makes me confused so the movie must be bad

>>81986799

69 percent hehhehehehe

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Still a better movie than anything DC has done.

>>81986799
100%

>>81987737

It's at 92% now.

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/guardians_of_the_galaxy_vol_2

After Logan people are finally waking up to how shitty and empty all other capeshit is

>>81990121
Fox shill, plz.

>Jeremy Jahns surprised that Michael Rook was a great character

why do these men-children get to be considered real movie reviewers?

>>81990160
I judge movies based on quality not company loyalty. Fuck off to /v/

>>81990212

Sure you do, faggot. Sure you do.

>>81986799
35%

>>81990271
Do tell how le ebin quipfest #15 is better than Logan, a movie with actual stakes and emotion

>>81986903
This is a pretty savage review by IGN standards. They're total shills, so anything more negative than "Its fun! Check it out!" for a big blockbuster is unusual.

>>81990340
Continuity.

>>81990371
>thinks that's savage

DCfags are grasping at straws. Hysterical.

>>81986799
27% certified rotten

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>>81990396
I don't watch capeshit. Take off your MAKE MINE MAHVEL button my guy.

>>81990410

So you admit you have no idea what you're talking? What a surprise.

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>tfw the smelly disneylets have to go through a minefield of mental gymnastics in order to give back any sort of argument

>>81990449
>This defensive of a flick he hasn't seen
I've read IGN reviews before. They're shill shit that handle everything with kid gloves. This review, in comparison, is unusually harsh. What more do I need to know capebabby? Are you really this upset that anyone would dare criticize your big boy toy ads?

>>81986883
are you lost or something? /tv/ will tear it apart and defend it at the same time.

>>81986976
yeah, they should make more arty, quirky films that people won't pay to see and won't buy on DVD, because that sounds like a perfect way to go bankrupt, you simple forest turd.

>>81986779
it was REALLY boring in the middle and then it got interesting again

most of it felt like filler though.

>>81986799
12%

>>81986779

So it's a good movie that isn't AS good as one of the most influential movies recently? How is that a bad thing? DC fanboy are a sad bunch.

>>81986799
>I want (You)s: the post and the subsequent successful reply

>>81990917
Its better on average than GoTG1 but its also more extreme, the bad parts (over emotional middle that DRAGS) are badder and the best parts (fun, style and creativity) are even better.

As reviews point out its a good sequel but its a little unbalanced.

Hopefully the 3rd wraps it up nicely as i personally enjoyed it alot more than those dogshit nu disney star wars movies

>>81990990

But that sounds pretty normal. Doesn't seem like, you know, actual bad. I can live with that.

>>81991077
if gotg 1 was a 9/10 this is a 9/10

its varied enough and doesnt retred the first at all.

Its also visually gorgeous but does have pacing issues

Are there people on this board that unironically watch Jeremy Jahns why the fuck did OP just link me to this shit

>>81991183
Shilling

>>81987737
you literally cannot beat disney they have too much money and power.

>>81986962
Unironically I kinda agree with this.

Just watched it. It's literally Dave Bautista spits one liners for 2 hours; the movie

>>81986779
>>81986903

holy fuck who pays these faggots to review shit. I just got back from it and it was fucking good. it's still capeshit but jesus was it better than anything DC or Marvel up until now.

fun, funny, visually fucking great, and if you don't know the comics at all you're gonna enjoy it, and if you do you'll get all the references, of which there are hundreds.

>>81986799
2%

>>81986799
36%

>>81987369
>IM3
>based Shane Black
>shit
Oh boi oh boi, the memes never stop

>>81991476
>fun, funny, visually fucking great, and if you don't know the comics at all you're gonna enjoy it, and if you do you'll get all the references, of which there are hundreds.
are the comics actually good?

>>81986799
64%

>92%

Why is this movie BTFO?

>>81991747
Because it got less than perfect reviews!! THERE'S A COUPLE OF FLAWS, GUYS, THEY'RE BTFO'D!!!

>>81986799
50%

>>81986987
peters father is a god who wants to make all matter in the universe part of him, and the main villain

the trailers did a good job of not giving away the movie

>>81986799
22%

>>81986799
90%

>>81991588
comics are leagues better than memes of the galaxy
start with annihilation

>>81986799
78%

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>>81986779
>what the positive reviews look like

how the fuck is this a positive review? need anymore proof that the critics are paid off by Disney? Look no further.

>>81987441
>he thinks The Winter Soldier was worse than Iron Man 2
>he thinks Civil War was better than The First Avenger
>he thinks Iron Man 3 is better than Iron Man 1

HAHAHAHAHA

>>81991834
>"what a disappointment"
>fresh review
What the fuck?

>>81986799
The correct answer is 89%.

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>Drax is in the trailers a lot
>Think he'll get a larger role because he dies
>He a minor character in the actual movie

>>81991834
I remember the same thing happening with Ghostbusters.

Just 3/5 is considered fresh

>>81986799
34

>>81991834
>>81991849
I believe anything that gets above a 50% get a Fresh review. That reviewer gave the movie a 3/5.

>>81991834
>how the fuck is this a positive review
If he was expecting it to be a 4/5+ then a 3/5 movie would be a disappointment. a movie can still be alright, even if it doesn't meet your expectations of it.

>>81991906
Its anything 6 or above. 3/5 was the minimum for a fresh review .

>>81986779
if it's mediocre, then Chris Pratt's star power will really be put to the test. Jurassic World wasn't a real test since JW came from an already established franchise, but GOTG is a clean slate. if he's a true star, this movie will make loads of money regardless of the reviews.

>>81991870

remember that time when his actor talked up all his character building and dialogue scenes in the last james bond movie then literally everything but the action scenes were cut

>>81991834
Literally, unironically and unarguably SHILLS

>>81986799
69% :p

>>81991949
How is Guardians not an established franchise? It's an MCU movie.

>>81991588
yeah but you gotta find your jam, like not everyone is going to jizz their pants of Spiderman or GotG or whatever.

have a scout of some torrents and see what you like, just make sure to give at least 3 issues a read before deciding, as the first two of each run just set shit up usually.

So for people that have actually seen it, spoil the story and after credit scenes

>>81992015
thanks.

i only read manga porno's but that got me into comics

>>81991588
Some are amazing, others are not.

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>>81992048
Pervert.

>>81992068
the r34 will be good at least

>all the people in this thread predicting GotG2 will get terrible RT reviews
I wish you were right but it's just wishful thinking. even the shitty Marvel movies get solid (mid 70 or higher) RT scores just because Disney can bribe whoever they want. I don't think it's possible for this movie to get lower than 80%.

>>81992013
it's just the second movie. for nerds, they look at it as a whole, the MCU. but normies don't, they look at it as individual movies, and most of them don't even watch every MCU movie.

>>81992093
b-but this movie is legitimately good and apart from a oddly paced slow middle section its great and more enjoyable than the 1st

I was 99% sure this would be good

Maybe you fucks are exaggerating.

>>81992146
its good, i personally liked it better than the first even though it has more issues

>>81992161
very cool

>>81992161
That's reasonable

>>81992296
>>81992341
just go watch it and make your own mind up honestly.

/tv/ hivemind is usually right about most movies except MCU most of it is shit though, rare gems like GoTG1 and 2 are good

>>81991849
Missing the unwritten "in comparison to the first movie." aren'tcha? Still good enough for him to give it more than 6/10.

>>81986799
74, but it will be still Certified Fresh.

>>81992103
This argument is at least 2 years outdated. Normies clearly identify with MCU now. You clearly see their face light up when that Marvel logo comes on screen

>>81992787
You look at people's faces in the theater?

>>81991834
3/5 is still average/better than average though. Therein lies the issue with RT as a whole as there is no middle ground.

>>81986779

Literally just got back from seeing it the lack of a plot i could maybe see but barely better than thor 2 is a complete fucking lie.

Biggest problem is 2 serious moments towards the end get ruined by jokes. A serious fight has a big joker part and a kinda happy sad ending moment they have they just had to tack a joke onto instead of leaving it.

>>81991539
This.
Amazing Spider-Man
First Class
Man of Steel
First Avenger
Iron Man 3
Best of post 2010 so far famalamalam.

>>81990555
I liked the Grand Budapest Hotel

BUT IS IT FUN?

>>81992936
DAMN RIGHT IT IS!

>>81986799
70%

>>81991588
Avoid Bendis shit. The older ones where the universe is constantly being fucked sideways are great. They aren't devoid of levity but they aren't cancerous quip holocausts like all of MCU either.

>>81992961
THEN WHY DOES THE REST EVEN MATTER FRIENDO?

>>81987279
That's a pretty good representation

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>>81992068
>she wants manlet's D
Seems legit.

'''''''''Critics''''''''' are too scared to say anything bad about Marvel because Disney wont let them get a early screening and ''''bonuses''''' for the next movie.

Also fucking hillarious that drones arguments are "W-well BETTER THAN DC"

>>81993018
Mr. Miracle's bondage toys?

>>81993025
>"W-well BETTER THAN DC"
DAMN RIGHT IT IS!

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>>81986779
I don't have to watch those videos to know it's already become a parody of itself, riding on the success of the first film, and normalfags will still lap it up.

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>>81989998
Oh.
>>81992068

>>81987279
These are just as bad as Funk Pops desu. I can never justify dropping 200 burgerempire funtime permits on a capeshit doll when these studios are still operating at peak capacity cranking out the same shit year after year.

>>81989998
counts?

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>>81986779
>Jeremy Jahns
>you have to be drunk to watch this movie

>>81989923

Not exactly a compliment

>>81986799
>all these retards failing to trip
Check em

>>81992819
It's not like /tv/ will be paying attention to the movie

Just got back from the film.

AMA.

>>81993524
Do Gamora and Nebula talk about Thanos at all?

>>81993197
>MUH IRRELEVANT YOUTUBER
enjoy it while you can

this is your only chance to use that picture

>>81993541
Yep, it's essentially the reason behind their whole feud. Elaboration below.

He made them fight eachother when they were growing up. Gamora won and each time she did, Nebula had a part of her replaced by cybernetics. Nebula is pissed because Gamora only wanted to win and Nebula only wanted a sister.

This doesn't really get resolved.
They have an awkward after the final fight and Nebula goes off to find an army/fleet/arsenal to kill Thanos with.

>>81987441
Correction: Worst at top

Thor 2
Avengers 2
Iron Man 2
Thor
Iron man 3
Captain America
Avengers
Strange
Guardians
Civil War
Antman
Iron man
Winter Soldier

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Why does everyone that reviews movies think their opinion is a review?

>>81993623
Well guess that's better than nothing.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/guardians-galaxy-vol-2-review-996282?utm_source=twitter

>"They're like bickering family now and not in an amusing way"

>>81993713

Sounds very amusing actually.

>>81986799
4%

>>81986799
44%

>>81993128
Yeah, you should just keep paying for your animal porn instead.

>>81986799
99%

>>81987072
Can't afford to draw the ire of the House of Mouse

I really want reviewers to give these movies the kicking they deserve.

trips say it gets 5% on RT

>>81987192
>It's a dumb American can't understand accents episode

>>81993623
...goddamn.

It's as bad as actual cape comics.

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>>81992819
>>81993395

What did she mean by this?

https://youtu.be/NZOXairW_qo?t=40

>>81993600
>seriously defending shitty youtubers
Nobody cares if your name is in the credits, patreon shill.

>>81986799
13%

>>81986799
105%

>>81995196
>company is bae
Consumerism was a mistake.

>>81992934
Most people only know that movie's one fucking line.

>>81995711
depends on what you consume. BvS and SS gave me indigestion

>>81993693
Reviews are literally opinions faggot

>>81993197
Not even single malt helped me with BvS tho

>>81991588
DnA run is one of the best of 00s. Even the Annihilation crossover that took place simultaneously with Civil War was crazy good although it was written by Keith Giffen

Question: why is /tv/ unable to enjoy anything that sells over a million tickets?

No, really, I have not seen a popular film released in the past eight years that you people have not shat all over. You people shat on Birdman. You shat on Guardians 1 when it came out. You shat on The Dark Knight, stating that Ledger's Joker was "too edgy to enjoy". You shat on Immitation Game, Winter Soldier, Lego Movie, Django Unchained, Life of Pi, Inception, Social Network, Let Me In, Black Swan - it does not matter what fucking movie it is, if it's popular, /tv/ hates it.

You people are to entertainment what /pol/ is to politics - utter garbage opinions that only manage to maintain the facade of authority by consistently belittling and riding upon the misgivings of those are speak out against you.

Fuck this board.

>>81986799
>nu-/tv/ can't get trips

>>81995987
it's just one guy.

>>81986799
12%

>>81986799

21%

>>81986799
1%

>>81986799
100%

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>>81995987

>>81995987
no mr autismo gotg was garbage and I don't give a shit how popular it is. That's my opinion if you don't like it fuck off to reddit. And btw /tv/ doesn't "hate" it, there are constant posts about it and even in this one thread almost every comment is positive

>>81995987
You're just hearing the vocal minority.
Most people on here actually do like a lot of those, but the few you see a lot of are the ones either 1. Seeking comfort that they aren't alone 2. Trying to contrarian and cool or 3. Wanting (you)s

>>81995987
>board with social rejects
>rejects what society likes
It's not exactly rocket science.

>>81996257
Name five movies that you loved from the past five years that grossed 500 million+

>>81995987
/tv/ is 90% a mix /pol/ tier contrarians and prepubescents who like Zack Snyder tier """kinography""".

The other 10% is not autistic enough to post.

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>>81996390
Guess who /sp/ likes

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>>81996390
More like 25% rejects and 75% trying to fit in with 4chan culture.

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>>81996557
>75% trying to fit in with 4chan culture.

Why can't they just be contrarian towards 4chan's status quo?

>>81986799
42%

>>81986779
>lack of plot
>barely better than Thor 2.
>good time if youre drunk
You just described 90% of the movies with the capeshit theme.

>>81996616
It's already 92% on RT

>>81986799
67%

>>81996620
>barely better than Thor 2.
Literally nobody said that.
>good time if youre drunk
muh jermy

>>81986779
68% average rating 6.5

>>81987397
Thor 1 is literally the best MCU movie.

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>>81996431
uhmmmm inception? nigga that's like only capeshit and hobbit movies. I'm sorry I don't like any of them

>>81986799
24

>>81996390
Really made me think

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>>81987341

>What do you think Lance?

It's an amazing machine.

>Yes indeed

>>81986799
97%

>>81996613
>implying 95% of /tv/ residents have even been here for the past 5 years

>>81996675
>>81996658
>>81996616
>>81996085
>>81996063
>>81995345
>>81993876
>>81993866
>>81992974

It's already at 92%. Just talk about how much it's going to deviate from here on. I'm guessing 85%

>>81986799
90

>>81996739
>Inception
You mean Expositionception
>that's like only capeshit and hobbit movies. I'm sorry I don't like any of them
Exactly the point in OP. You're just a hipster contrarian

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>>81987328

>tfw actually like IM 2

> tfw Based Rourke and Rockwell stealing scenes left and right.

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>Ego gave Peters mother cancer on purpose

good lord

>>81996966
what quip did Starlord have in response to that?

>>81997007
I'm pretty sure he tries to kill him actually

>>81986962
>pacing issues
>Pleb complaints.

How so

I feel like I'm going to come out of this how I came out of Civil War and AoU

>>81991834
That's how RT has always been. Anything over a 50 is positive. You can also be disappointed in something and still think it's ok

>>81987116
>first move that nobody expected to be good that actually turned out to be good because it was essentially the reskinned star wars movie people wanted
posts like this is why no one takes /tv/ seriously

>>81986799
I'll check your 99 and raise
70% score

>>81991834
>/tv/ still doesn't understand how RT works
>imagine how bad the DCEU is for critics to say its not worth checking out
lmao

>>81996257
Guardians was a really good movie, so you shouldd kill yourself.

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>>81987639
>Cannon Marvel movies look like kino
What could have been

>okay you didn't explain the movie at all
>you just told me what happens but not what happens in the plot
>you've been doing reviews for 10 years you can say what the plot of a movie is without spoiling it

B
T
F
O

>A bad flareup of herpes
>t Jeremy Jahns
Is he ((our guy))?

>>81986799
92% fresh

>>81986799
2

>>81989923
lol at Marlel manchild delusion