Battle royale of every human action movie character. No super

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>No super powers, no weapons, just no-rules fighting.

Eddie Bravo wins

>>81984223
any character played by Terry Crews would rekt Ip Man

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>>81984223
Yeah yeah, sure, he's great and all, but could he beat stick?

>>81984223
probably Affleck's version of Batman

>>81984308
yeah, no. Ip Man probably landed 20 punches already before Terry crews even lands one

is stupid wuxia capeshit?

>>81984223
>No super powers, no weapons,
>just no-rules fighting.
Choose one, shithead.

jackie chan

>>81984223
but OP, without the on-screen super powers wing chun is worse than useless.

>>81984333
doesn't matter. it's 20 love taps vs 1 knockout blow.
Honestly, you should know this by now. If poor little white bois just can't compete with the black Gods, how can poor little asian bois even dream of it?

Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

>>81984223
Depends on the place really. A restsurant with lots of chairs and tables or any place with furniture? Jackie Chan, easily.
Some kind of tournament arena? Probably Ip-Man or Rocky.

>>81985160
Have u even seen the movie where he fights the boxer? He gets fucked up by hard hits but in the end those 20 baby hits are too precise and end up being more effective

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BRUCE LEE'S CHARACTER IN "GAME OF DEATH".

>>81984310

What if he disposed of the stick in some way that didn't involve breaking it

>>81984223
Michael Jai White in Blood and Bone

>>81985110
This unironically. He's borderline immortal, none of these other fuccboi's can touch his absurd displays of balls.

>>81984223
"Wing Chun, Ip Man" always wins

>>81985279
OP said no superpowers though. Kung fu as depicted in movies is basically magic / superpowers. In real life it doesn't work like that.

>>81985365
Depends. How the fuck do you do it?

Burn the stick? Now its tempered wood.
Bury it? New GIANT stick grows out of the ground.
Shoot it into space? Eventually impacts somewhere in a million pieces, grows into a million alien trees, you win the fight, but stick re-invades the Earth later.

>>81985279
that guy was a manlet. you just can't tell because asians are ascended manlets.

>>81984306
Joe, pls