Is this just not funny or am I just butthurt?

That depends do you regularly post on /pol/ and take the opinions of /pol/ seriously

I'm a huge fan of Denis Leary and even I think this is brilliant comedy. It's just hilarious.

You're probably watching this alone

>>81983637
Yes.
No.

>>81983611
Is he still doing this?

I don't like Alex Jones I think he's a performance artist as well.
https://youtu.be/NYwWuqhz-zw
I don't find that guy funny though maybe my sense of humor is fucked since I don't like any of the late show, tonight show, etc. I also don't like Amy Schumer. My sense of humor is pretty much Dave Chappelle humor. I guess it's pretty fucked.

Both

>>81983637
I thought /pol/ didn't like Alex Jones

>>81983717
Alex Jones is being taken the fuck down.

>>81983611
There are so much things to mock about Infowars and yet he didn't: the constant infomarketing, the unverified theories, the mainstream meteor...
Colbert has become mediocre.

>>81983810
Dumb, unfunny, inaccurate response

>>81983751
They don't but they outright hate Colbert,

>Smear campaign disguised as comedy

gee I wonder wwo could be behind this

>>81983751
>>81983792
Alex Jones is a pretty cool guy. He's really good friends with Richard Linklater and Mike Judge.

>>81983810
>the constant infomarketing
that wouldn't really resonate with people that dont watch info wars
>the unverified theories, the mainstream meteor
but i'm pretty sure he's done jokes about both of those

>>81983810
Colbert always was mediocre. I have never once laughed at his shit, not even when I agreed with him politically. Same with Jon Stewart and every one of that ilk, it's just not funny.

>>81983849
*was

>>81983848
>be batshit wingnut publicly for a living
>become aghast when people mock your batshit wingnuttiness

>>81983751
They're morz sympathetic with him since his jew wife tried to ruin him.

>>81983872
I dunno, when he made Cenk scream and stomp his feet at the RNC that was pretty cool.

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Not that funny

>>81983931
That's as may be but it was still in the pre-Colbert BTFOing era when he still had access to his kids.

>>81983611
I think Alex Jones is a fucking idiot, but this was a very inaccurate impression of him that wasn't even slightly clever.

>>81983992
Is Colbert really blowing him the fuck out? I just found the impersonation a little weak. For comparison, The not Alex Jones in Homeland's latest season was a lot more realistic (still not perfect but much better than Colbert) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbOU44k7pIY

>>81983931
Yes, before /pol/ saw him as a shill for Israel, a water filter merchant and someone who (unwittingly or not) ridiculed real conspiracy theories with his own ridiculous ones. After he trolled Cenk he sort of became a cicumstancial memetic hero, like PewDiePie recently.

>>81984054
All of my friends at work agree that Alex Jones has been freaking destroyed by Colbert.

>>81984013
alex jones is literally a genius, just a mentally unstable one who has no idea how to handle and process all of the information he absorbs.

>>81984176
your friends at work may actually think that but in what part was Alex Jones "destroyed" by Colbert? Is it when Colbert called him a "coked up football coach in the middle of a police standoff" followed by screaming WE ARE GOING TO STATE? Because I thought that wasn't even worthy of a chuckle.

>>81983611

about as funny as him bringing up the popular vote literally this last week during a segment about bill o'reily

he went from actually being satirical to just being sad and pathetic

>>81984304
I don't actually work or have any friends and did not expect the conversation to go this far.

Alex just wants to see his kids again.

I feel for him. He actually puts up his career just to see them.

>>81983893
Yeah, it only SEEMS one-sided because the left lacks any wing-nuts of its own.
>This faggot

BRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOMPF

It's impossible to make fun of Alex Jones, he's a living meme.

>>81984537
This is how I feel. The man is such an eccentric that any type of parody will just be lackluster compared to the real thing.

>>81984516
So........ uh........................ well..............................

ZLORMPF

>>81984054
Not really, he has Alex Jones as a base and still can't do a decent parody of him

>>81984599
I think that guy is also doing Limbaugh, but Jones is definitely who he's trying to emulate.

>>81984559

Yeah, I have an entire folder filled with dozens upon dozens of Alex webms. They are among the most precious things in my collection.

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Yo /pol/, I’m really embarrassed for you…imma let you finish.

But James Adomian and Chapo had one of the best Alex Jones parodies of all time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBq23sYGPsk#t=00m31s

>>81983611
It's not funny. He's kicking a man while he's down, and the whole thing comes across as unfunny and mean spirited. Especially because Alex Jones is such a nobody compared to Colbert. Most people probably didn't know who he was until Colbert started doing this.

I do NOT want to step on any toes but is it true that Alex Jones had a hand in Bill Cooper's death?

You can't do a comedy spoof of a comedy show.

>>81984839
literally who?

>>81984987

The modern Sasso, James Adomian motherfucker

https://youtu.be/er3HEY3xYqs

So when did people who started to like Alex Jones arrive on /tv/? They weren't here in 08.

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>>81983611

STOP THINKING FOR YOURSELF

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wllc5gSc-N8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2exu65Jekc

>>81985706
Why do Indians enjoy lumping themselves in with Asians now? I know they're technically from Asia, but they don't look anything like most of the other kinds of Asians. Seeing a little brown guy being like "MUH PRECIOUS BUDDHA" is ridiculous.

>>81983611
>an old man attempting WEED LMAO meme humour

Jesus someone do him a favour and put a bullet in his head

>>81985706
this is a kids show right?

>>81985914
No it's specifically for millenials that grew up with Bill Nye and want him to be COOL now.
>Look, Bill Nye is back and he says "Fuck! Shit! Race is a social construct!" My childhood hero grew up just like me!

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Pretty Savage to make fun of him while Alex is fighting to get custody for his children

>>81985985
Who actually liked Bill Nye? I only saw his show a few times when they showed his video tapes at camp when the counselors didn't feel like engaging with us. It was boring.

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>>81986050

>children on my /tv/

>>81986087
I'm 26.

>>81986045
But then its funny when you realize that it's a guy who claimed murdered school children were made up and their grieving parents were crisis actors

>>81986120
Did he really though? I can't find a clip of him actually saying that and whenever liberals claim something outrageous without citing soruces, I always assume it's fake. Sounds like the "gay frogs" thing, where they took some random shit out of context

>>81983611
Wtf I hate Alex Jones now??!?

>>81986214
https://youtu.be/Ap-DvMoiMOY
Around 1:19:00

>>81986214
did you also buy his magic potions too?

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Alex Jones is best right wing comedian currently working

I find it ironic that performance artists such as Colbert and co are making fun of Alex jones for being a performance artist. I guess it's only ok when the left do it.

>>81986612

So much for the "Tolerant Left"

>>81986120
https://ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the-u.s/2012/crime-in-the-u.s.-2012/tables/8tabledatadecpdf/table-8-state-cuts/table_8_offenses_known_to_law_enforcement_by_connecticut_by_city_2012.xls#disablemobile

Government document says 0 people were murdered in Newtown in 2012. I don't say I believe it was a false flag but that's quite an oversight don't you think?

>>81986612
Jones never sold himself as a joke until his kids were being taken away.

>>81986807
He still doesn't. He believes what he says, but his personality is played up for the camera. Obviously when he's at home he doesn't tear his shirt off and run around screaming. There is no new information here.

>>81983611
How does claiming to be a performance artist help Alex Jones's case for custody of his children?

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ALEX (((JONES))) more like ALEX CIA

>>81986910
My favorite thing is how triggered Bill Hicks fans get in the comments of YouTube videos whenever Alex Jones gets mentioned.

>>81986120
How dare he my nephew died there completely destroyed my family.

good thing it was demolished with explosives the very next day really gave me peace of mind

>>81983931
But that was genuinely rude behavior, he interrupted a show they were doing. Live. Throwing "rapist Bill" shirts at them. That is autistic shit to do when you are trying to run your own program.

>>81987051
>But that was genuinely rude behavior, he interrupted a show they were doing. Live.
They should have had security escort Jones away if it was such an affront.
>one word sentence
Alex Jones crashing their set is TYT's most viewed video from their channel

>>81986214
Kek, please elaborate on the context in which he meant then. Were the frogs a metaphor?

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>>81986612
Not once did Alex make it clear, to anyone, that his show was some 12D chess, ten layered, ironic "performance" piece you clod.

>>81987087
Or Alex could have just been an adult and leave.
>one word sentence
Did that trigger you?

>>81983611
>duuuh this guy is so crazy, what is he on, drugs?
Ah, I see we've entered the Irate-gamer tier of humor.

>>81987142
>Or Alex could have just been an adult and leave.
But it was funny and it got the intended result of having Cenk look like an ill-tempered buffoon on his own platform.
>Did that trigger you?
That was just me letting you know you have a "tell".

>>81983611
Jones is funny by himself, and It's already a bit tongue in cheek.

Colbert is attacking him and indirectly trying to get his kids taken away.

>>81983611
YOU'LL NEVA DEFEAT DA HUMAN SPIRIT!!

I think it's a low blow to make fun of someone when they're being fucked over. Alex Jones didn't even really do anything wrong, and I even don't like his content. Of course this might sound contradictory but I think Colbert has been a corporate shill taking down legitimate movements and businesses for as long as I've seen him.

>>81983611
When you parody something, you imitate that subject but you also exaggerate their ridiculous features to comedic effect. Alex Jones is an extremely difficult subject to parody because he's already so over-the-top, which means it's hard to exaggerate his ridiculous features because they're already so exaggerated. Stephen Colbert's parody of Alex Jones just doesn't work because he fails to top the original.

Adding to this, Colbert leads the sketch by pointing out that Alex Jones is struggling to keep his kids, which makes him somewhat sympathetic, which makes it a bit harder to laugh at jokes aimed at him.

I'd say, from an objective standpoint, this is bad comedy.

>>81987231
>Cenk look like an ill-tempered buffoon
So being a retard and upsetting people, ia other people's fault? Right.
>You have tell
Just fuck right off, shitlord. Head back to Rebbit and school some kids in grammar if you need to get off.

>>81983611

he's like taking the piss out of a guy that purposefully overacts and plays up his own nonsense. this whole bit is meant for people that don't know alex jones so they can feel superior to some crazee redneck

>>81987406
Alex wasn't being a retard, he stopped by and said hello and gave them his T shirts.

>>81985625
rip huell

>>81986837

The court documents show that he literally does act like that, which is why the judge won't allow him to raise the kids

>>81987433


Four years now, fäm

>>81987472

i don't give a fuck about the bog-run courts. it's a fucking hit job.

>>81987429
Then you are obtuse as shit if you think that's how reality happened.

>>81987602
Oh fuck off, no it isn't.

>>81987679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4pX53AqpUs
I watched it again. Alex Jones comes on and is actually very polite. He asks how they're doing, lets them talk, even gives him the mic. Cenk loses his composure in less than 90 seconds, screams offscreen at Roger Stone, calls him a "sick man", completely loses his cool and rips his mic out and gets in Alex's face like a gorilla.

AJ is more important than colbert these days desu

>>81988117
This. Colbert is just a surrogate for the establishment, he could be swapped out with any other unfunny actor.

Alex Jones is a national treasure, whether he be right or wrong on whatever issue.

>>81986120
>>81986714
>https://ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the-u.s/2012/crime-in-the-u.s.-2012/tables/8tabledatadecpdf/table-8-state-cuts/table_8_offenses_known_to_law_enforcement_by_connecticut_by_city_2012.xls#disablemobile
literally says 0 people were murdered

shill BTFO

>>81987093
>they arent turning the frogs gay
read this dummy
>http://www.pnas.org/content/107/10/4612.full
>Atrazine induces complete feminization and chemical castration in male African clawed frogs (Xenopus laevis)
BTFO

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>mfw Colbert said that the u.s. has never killed innocent people in wars or something similiar

>>81984839
>James Adomian
that's Tim Heidecker ya dummy. His impression is so much better than Colbert

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>>81984732
Why haven't you dumped them already?

>>81987755
Not being able to register nuanced emotions is a sign of autism.

>>81988942
>nuanced emotions
Tell me the nuanced emotions in WE'RE AGAINST SAUDI ARABIA YOU DUMBASS

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>>81988858
>mfw seth meyers said that DNC plotting to bus people around to the polls was a Trump conspiracy theory

>>81987755
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4pX53AqpUs
This vid is edited and doesnt show the whole thing, get the alex jones version

>>81988840
Did you even read this and put it next to that Alex Jones segment? Something tells me you aren't very smart.

>>81985678
This post is funnier than Stephen Colbert's entire career in comedy.

>>81984209

I have to say, I watched the interview with Rogan that was floating around recently, and crazy or not that dude has incredible recall.

>>81988959
I think you are honestly autistic if you missed all the buildup and prodding Alex is doing to get him to react. All of the subtle jabs at Cenk. So yes, you have trouble reading situations. Or you are some oblvious Jones fag who sucks his cock.
>tries to rile someone Cenk
>somehow Cenk's fault for getting riled
You have to be dumb.

>>81989007
Yeah im sure you read the whole article in 7min lmao

>>81987755
Also they actually spit on him.

>>81989007
>Atrazine-exposed males were both demasculinized (chemically castrated) and completely feminized as adults. Ten percent of the exposed genetic males developed into functional females that copulated with unexposed males and produced viable eggs. Atrazine-exposed males suffered from depressed testosterone, decreased breeding gland size, demasculinized/feminized laryngeal development, suppressed mating behavior, reduced spermatogenesis, and decreased fertility. These data are consistent with effects of atrazine observed in other vertebrate classes.
wow damn you sure BTFO'd me and alex jones

keep slurping your pesticides filled water you cuckshill

>>81989058
>kid thinks I haven't seen this before
Oh, lad...

>>81989106
OH SHIT I BETTER BUY THE NEW INFOWARS 40 PERCENT OFF SPECIAL WATER FILTRATION WITH EXTRA FREEDOM AND A 1776 STICKER WITH EVERY PURCHASE WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!

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>>81989114
Keep using ad hominem while providing 0 arguments and accept that you got BTFO'd


Accept alex jones as your lord and saviour and hope that he may forgive you

>>81989106
How does this make a male frog homosexual? You realize that frogs can swap sexes like this, which is why the research was possible in the first place, right?

>>81983611
Colbert just can't match the total batshit insanity of Alex Jones.

>>81989158
I least I can do a three second google search about frogs and realize that Alex is full of shit and the study isn't about what he says it is.

>>81989106
>frog anatomy
>same as humans
Why yes, look at all those transformations due to tap water...

Fuck off.

>>81989055
Cenk chimping out made him look like he had a temper problem and can't control himself. I shudder to think how he acts with his kids if some minor barbs and jokes are all that can get him to behave that way.

>>81989207
if it does that to frogs you don't think it will have adverse effects on humans?

>>81989164
>demasculinizes and feminizes the male frog upon long term exposure
>how does this make the frog gay
>>81989185
ok do your 'three second google search' and provide an actual argument

>>81989207
>These data are consistent with effects of atrazine observed in other vertebrate classes.
If you think that just because they tested it on frogs it wont have the same effect on humans youre one dumb mofo

why do you think they even test on other animals dummy?

>>81989238
No. Because it has never been proven literally ever. At all.

I don't have an american political views
In saying that I don't find Colbert to be funny at all.
Just seems like a corporate whore who thinks he's the shit

>>81989265
Being feminine isn't being homosexual you retard. Is America this bad now?

>>81989273
youre real ignorant

1. proving something on humans takes decades hence why they test on rats and stuff
2. the globalists dont want you to know it feminizes you because atrazine is literally everywhere

just read the first part
>Atrazine is one of the most widely used pesticides in the world. Approximately 80 million pounds are applied annually in the United States alone, and atrazine is the most common pesticide contaminant of ground and surface water (1). Atrazine can be transported more than 1,000 km from the point of application via rainfall and, as a result, contaminates otherwise pristine habitats, even in remote areas where it is not used (2, 3). In fact, more than a half million pounds of atrazine are precipitated in rainfall each year in the United States

>>81989207
Yeah, the sudden meteroric rise of homosexuals and transgenders is just because of societal change.

>>81989273
It's almost as if a frog population is super easy to examine given their short life-spans, and something as widespread as plastic poisoning in trace amounts takes a long time to become apparent, especially if those new traits are normalised by media.

Tell me more about how great lead and asbestos were, and how something fucking up your brain chemistry isn't really an issue because it's 2017, gosh darn it, and everyone should have mental illness.

>>81989265
>If you think that just because they tested it on frogs it wont have the same effect on humans youre one dumb mofo
I'm sure you have some real world records of this effecting humans and not just the ramblings of a fucktard on a conservative talk radio show?

I'm sure you have all sorts of real data tp show me. I'll wait you dumb faggot.

Or you could just stop posting since we both know there isn't any
>BUT MUH FROGS WERE FEMININE
I'm not a frog anon...lots of chemicals are safe for humans and not frogs. But again, you didn't even read the fucking thing.

>>81989329
>the globalists dont want you to know it
...and we are done here

>>81987398
/thread

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>>81984839
>Chapo Trap House

>>81989345
>the made up "sudden" rise in homosexuals
>is because of the water
Holy shit. Go away.

>>81989374
>globalists dont exist
CONFIRMED for shill

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>>81985706
>Bill Nye the Weimar Guy

dont be a lib. If you are butthurt own it and admit it. that's what makes us better htan them.

Colbert is funny as fuck and it's a shame he sold his soul like this to fit in with the hollywood/press elite. I know his heart isn't in this shit and he goes to sleep with a knot in his chest.

>>81989356
>lots of chemicals are safe for humans and not frogs
And lots of chemicals, especially things that act on large, sweeping compounds common to all walks of life, are dangerous to all vertebrates.

It's sad that you'll willingly consume poison because you're too stupid to think that governments would shut down the most vital industry to the modern world over something "minor" like infertility. Big product recalls only happen when the effects are pronounced, and a 3% upswing in homosexuals can easily be handwaved away with bullshit excuses like "they just find it more safe to come out of the closet now".

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>>81989400
>globalism is bad meme

>>81989457
>global poverty
Yeah man let's keep helping China and India's middle class and not Europe or America.

Fuck you.

>>81989450
By all means, link some actual data regarding humans you troll.

We both know you are just autistically rambling.

>>81989475
Is America not part of earth anymore?

>>81989345
>>81989450
>water makes people gay
You are baiting me, right? Good job.

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>>81989481
>link some actual data regarding humans you troll.
Again, if you knew anything about science and the difficulty of conducting these kinds of studies on humans, especially when the issue was only discovered in the 90s.

>>81989544
Yeah, kids are just more "free" these days. All the old people are just closeted, there's no sudden massive increase in homosexuality in younger generations brought up with plastic bottles.

>>81989504
>Why the Global 1% and the Asian Middle Class Have Gained the Most from Globalization
https://hbr.org/2016/05/why-the-global-1-and-the-asian-middle-class-have-gained-the-most-from-globalization

>Which Countries Benefit the Most from Globalism?
http://www.livemint.com/Money/cNmmQJZdnMhbk3Ydbs26wI/Which-countries-have-benefited-the-most-from-globalization.html

>>81989457
Correlation is not causation.
>>81989504
Are Indians and Chinese not capable of providing for themselves?

>>81989572
So you don't have any real data besides some ramblings about gays? Gotcha.

>>81989594
>correlation is not causation
You are absolutely retarded if you don't think the decreased poverty rate has anything to do with globalized markets reaching to second and third world countries and providing goods and services that generate capital in those economies.
>BUR DURRR BUT THE GLOBALIST AGENDA AND THE ILLUMINATI WORLD ORDER AND THAT IS WHAT /POL/ TOLD ME
fucking end your life.

>>81989582
I don't know what you think these links prove. Or disprove?

>>81989778
That globalization has not been good for Americans compared to Indians and Chinese

>>81989680
60 years ago you would have been the cunt telling me that cigarettes are perfectly healthy, because why else would your doctor smoke them?

A study into this kind of thing would never get off the ground. Know why? Because there's no control group. Every single fucker is drinking out of plastic bottles, milk is ubiquitous, it's like trying to find an adult male who doesn't jerk off to measure the impact of masturbation.

Explain why more young people are gay. The idea that 80% of all over 65%'s are just closeted doesn't work.

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>>81989737
>that caps lock strawman
You ok?

>>81983848
Seriously... I'm amazed how low Colbert is going. It's actually sad to see a man do this to himself (Colbert). He knows it's wrong.

>>81989811
But this isn't really true. We are talking about global poverty levels...America is not a poverty-stricken third world, you dope.

I have no clue how in your mind, lowering global poverty is somehow a bad thing. You must be trolling me.

>>81989812
Anon, you are literally peddling some pseudo-science bullshit about homosexuality being caused by some minute chemical in my tap water.

Fuck off. It's aspie bullshit.

>bash Alex Jones
>Hey Mr. Colbert advertising revenue is up
>don't bash Alex Jones
>Hey Mr. Colbert advertising revenue is down

Hmmm

>>81989812
>Explain why more young people are gay. The idea that 80% of all over 65%'s are just closeted doesn't work.
Literally what in the fuck are you talking about? Do you gays never existed before tap water?

Please stop posting. You are embarrassing yourself.

>>81989929
*do you think

>>81989874

> I have no clue how in your mind, lowering global poverty is somehow a bad thing. You must be trolling me.
Yes, God forbid I would want to help American citizens increase their earning power and their chances of Landing a job instead of smelly brown third worlders from countries that still practice slavery.

>>81989812
>we aren't murdering gays anymore
>WTF LOOK AT ALL THESE GAYS NOW IT MUST BE A GUBMENT PLOT INVOLVING MY TAP WATER
did you vote for Trump?

>>81983611
Colbert is an annoying faggot and I wish someone would shoot him in the face.

>>81989958
Eating and not dying is a little more important than your frycook part-time, anon. I think you will manage
>argument is literally: boohoo, there are less poor people now

>>81990005
Your strawman aside, you are advocating for Americans to accept a mediocre life in order to benefit people with IQs sub 90. You want everyone to have the same mediocre life to protect third worlders would probably not do the same for you. That is socialism l.

>>81989892
Not tap water, bottled water.

Why is it so ridiculous that molecules that are known to have hormone like effects might be influencing foetal development or early childhood, both places where hormonal impacts are not well understood?

>>81989929
Of course gays have always existed. I don't give a fuck about them, live and let live.

But if my brain chemistry was altered, accidentally or not, by a big company more concerned with profits than safety, I'd want to know about it. The idea that it's just fine for that to happen makes you the biggest cocksucker around.

>>81989978
Gotta love the liberal butthurt. Just explain why more homosexuals aren't coming out of the closet in their old age, when there's no reason to keep quiet about it.

>>81990057
>your strawman aside
>here is a strawman

>>81983810
And yet InfoWars is a more reliable source than CNN

>>81990063
>Just explain why more homosexuals aren't coming out of the closet in their old age
Buddy, nobody knows what you are talking about and you sound ridiculous

>>81990113
No no no no no you said that it was more important for people in third world countries to not before then for American citizens to be able to achieve their dreams and get the jobs that they want that they are qualified for

>>81990118
Kek, stop.

>>81990141
Not be poor*

>>81988873

4 real?

Pretty sure it is Adomian's, he's done it a few times on CTH

wait hold the fuck on

are there people who think alex jones is real and not phil hendrie levels of total commitment satire?

It's not funny. He doesn't capture the energy.
As someone whose whole exposure to Jones is those ridiculous 'BREAKING THE CONDITIONING!' clips ect, it just doesn't even compare humor wise.

Maybe it's also because it's mean spirited? I find that problem with a lot of liberal comics when they try to satirize someone, you can feel their legitimate hatred and dislike for the person they're satirizing seeping through.

The people who find it funny do so because they hate / dislike Jones, not because it itself is inherently humorous.

>>81989388

My podcast could kick your podcast's ass

>>81989293
>Just seems like a corporate whore who thinks he's the shit
Pretty much

>>81990196
That is a lot of commitment to a character that everyone is repulsed and put off by for over a decade

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>>81988995

>>81983611
The pilot segment for Tuck Buckford is already enough. It's funny but probably the producers wanted to milk it again and again, now it's annoying. Not cool for someone who is currently fighting for a custody and probably a low point in his life.

Is this really how low Colbert has fallen?

>>81983611
It's just not funny

Tim Heidecker hates Alex Jones too but I think his impressions are actually spot on and hilarious

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>>81987051
>But that was genuinely rude behavior, he interrupted a show they were doing. Live. Throwing "rapist Bill" shirts at them. That is autistic shit to do when you are trying to run your own program.
stay butthurt

Why are they attacking Jones now? Do they feel threatened?

>>81990827
>pointing out ride behavior
>means you are butthurt
Stay delusional

>>81990850
>some mild trolling by Alex Jones
>rude behavior
Cenk was the one resorting to violence here, seems a bit more rude.

>>81990828
Probably. They're going after Fox News too now to try their luck since they've tried all of these tactics against Trump et al for the last two years and they still haven't worked on them.

>>81990897
>I live in a world where Alex Jones is a dindu nuffin even when he purposefully does shit to annoy or harass people
It's like middle school-tier logic, kill yourself.

>>81984054
The Alex Jones character is a good impersonation because the writer didn't do it to portray him negatively

>>81990131
He's making sense actually, he's just bringing up stuff the left doesn't like talking or thinking about and it shows in how nasty all the responses to him have been. It sounds more like the people replying to him are trying to convince themselves than anyone else that he's wrong.

>>81990952
>these gymnastics
It wasn't his show you fucking stupid faggot. He interrupted someone else'a program. If Alex was liberal and throwing peegate shirts, you probably would bash him all day as a triggered autist.

But it's Alex, so he's a dindu. You hypocrite, low IQ shitheel.

>>81985815
Buddhism came from india

>>81990948
He is portrayed as treasonous.

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>>81990944
fuck, I guess I'm BTFO by a strawman now

>>81991009
Your response has nothing to do at all with what I was responding to and the conversation those anons were having about plastics, BPA, and the unstudied effects it is having on people. You couldn't have made a more irrelevant post at the moment.

>>81983751
He's a meme but a sympathetic one.

>>81983611
Why is he wearing a baseball jacket to parody Alex Jones? The suit Jones always wears doesn't match the redneck stereotype they're trying to push?

>>81991061
But even all that was unsubstantiated bullshit you got from some /pol/ autists.
>muh water turns people gay reeee

Get out.

>>81991032
isn't that hinduism?
they're similar though

>>81991104
in case this is a football jacket, forgive me, I'm not a murrican

>>81990952
>he's making sense
Then you are quite simply, stupid.

>>81983732
Lmao i was constantly thinking of van whenever i heard of this whole Alex Jones controversy.

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>>81991125
threadly reminder that Alex Jones was right about the frogs being turned gay

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2842049/

>>81991128
No, Buddhism is also from India.
It was just adopted in practiced more in countries like Japan.

It's like Curry.

>>81991128
>>81985815
This is either some good bait or a special kind of dumb.

>>81991158
Again, no he wasn't. Will any of you just read the fucking thing?

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>>81989978
>we aren't murdering gays anymore
this is the worst century

>>81991241
>word-thinker

>>81991241
nice try gay frog

>>81991259
Is this English?

>>81983751
No no, /pol/ likes Alex Jones. But /pol/ doesn't take Alex Jones seriously.

>>81983611
the whole thing is just embarrassing to watch

to think that he could get so worked up over some crazy conspiracy guy

just pathetic

>>81966676

>>81990708

Punching down is not cool

>>81991606
some crazy conspiracy guy who was endorsed by potus

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Russia Continues Info-War Tactics In US | Rachel Maddow | MSNBC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy1vk1mZhiw

>>81983893
>wingnut
What does that mean?

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176 Shocking Things Donald Trump Has Done This Election | The Closer with Keith Olbermann | GQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQueaSlvjCw

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Ivanka & Jared: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
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>>81983611
It just isn't funny. You'd think parodying someone like Alex Jones would be easy, but Colbert still fails.

Maybe it's because the parody still isn't as intense as the actual person.

>>81991754
>REEE ALTERNATIVE FACTS!

>>81983751
They like him in the same way as Mehmet TV

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>>81991517
>/pol/ doesn't take Alex Jones seriously.
Do you believe that, guy?

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Marine Le Pen: France’s Trump is on the rise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdcrP-5bDIk

>>81992056
>>81991822
>>81991781
>>81991754
enough

>>81983751
They are half split on him like Milo and PJW

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>>81991754
>they're still pushing the Russian Narrative

Fucking hilarious

>>81992086
Milo and Mayne Street Meteor Man are worshipped mainly by the r/the_Donald fags that have infested this whole website

>>81987398
This.

>>81992152
With the continuously mounting evidence for a Russian hack and every intelligence agency looking into it, why exactly are you doubling down that it's some sort of ruse? At first I thought it was just Hillary's camp pitching a bitch fit but this has really evolved into an actual thing. I mean Christ, you faggots love wikileaks so much...that just supports the info coming in from intelligence communities.

Why are you so hellbent on denying it? You won't even entertain the possibility of an information hack from a foreign country? Why, faggot?

>>81992246
>With the continuously mounting evidence
Where?

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Proof that Donald Trump is Getting Crazier | The Resistance with Keith Olbermann | GQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qYeX-6ySMs

>>81992246
It has been 5 months. No evidence.

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Ex-Director: President Donald Trump CIA Speech 'Self Obsessed' | MSNBC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piDrE29OQd4

>>81992246
Because the Cold War ended 26 fucking years ago, and this Russian hacking bullshit was just a play by Clinton and Podesta as a smear campaign and the MSM is literally all in on it
Someone would have known if information came from the Russians, and if Clinton was stupid enough to have her own fileserver setup in her office, contrary to the protocols of the State Department, than she got what she fucking deserved the sneaky cunt

>>81992186
I am honestly surprised why so many Americans are just either supportive or chill about far-right populist candidates trying to break apart the EU. It baffles me, the EU (and I know I'm gonna get fucking memed by autists), is a real political deterrant for agressive nations. It's like you all want the extremist Islamic issue to get worse by taking away the political force in Europe equipped to handle it. Some of you want populist nationalists that weaken Europe's power. This is literally how fucking wars start, with vacuums.

>>81992352
>EU
>deterrence against mudslimes
lmao no, they're shoveling them in

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Steve Bannon's Role Being Questioned: President Trump 'Never Needed' Him | Morning Joe | MSNBC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mt8zp6Or7WU

>>81992352
>is a real political deterrant for agressive nations.
Yeah we can see how deterred Russia, Turkey, China, Iran, and North Korea have acted in the face of the EU..

>>81992294
>>81992322
So if I spent the next few minutes going over the evidence with you, would any measure of that be enough for you or will you just dismiss it as some libruh conspiracy? Like if we went over the FBI assessment reports?

>>81992086
>/pol/ is split on meme stray meteor

haha no literally everyone hates that faggot

>>81992352
This is a fucking joke, right?

>>81992383
Post it or fuck off.

>>81983611
Not funny because >>81991917
Actual AJ is more ridiculous than a parody could be.

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The Media Fell for Trump’s Syria Stunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGFel-fhGkw

>>81992385
>TEEHEE HE'S LEFT OF ETHNO NATIONALIST, THIS IS A JOKE AMIRITE?

>>81992383
Time to shine cuck.

>>81992383
Please enlighten us with your "sources"

>>81992384
That's wrong though, there are people who like him

>>81992376
No, you're right...it's better that European nations have no combined political strength at all. Just a dozen autistic and isolated nations with no clout or influence. I'm sure Russia is a dindu nuffin and wouldn't exploit that at all. That's just crazy talk!

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Sold to the Highest Bidder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU3WlB15FQY

>>81992408
Nice argument
Considering how all the PMs and Van Rompuy himself have been encouraging the mass migration of "refugees", please explain how the EU has mitigated this situation or prevented it?
>>81992447
Only r/the_Donald plebs

>>81992367
>they accept refugees from a nation they helped destabilize
>"shoveling"
Geopolitics not your thing, eh?

>>81992450
>it's better that European nations have no combined political strength at all.
It's Germany, France, and a bunch of irrelevant nobodies. You think Russia is holding back because of Spain, Greece, and Poland? Come on.

>>81992335
>it's a smear campaign hoax!
Great argument.

>>81992479
>Two wrongs make a right
Leftism in a nutshell.

>>81992450
You're giving the EU praise that actually for NATO, dipshit

>>81992499
As was yours, nice evidence to the contrary you have there

>>81992505
>EU gets and deserves no praise for international intelligence work, peacekeeping or acting as a deterrent
Wew, lad. American "education"

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A Dire Period Of Scandal For Donald Trump In Turmoil | Rachel Maddow | MSNBC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg0ZxRqLc9A

>>81992475
>>81992186
PJW has been generally liked on /pol/ before retards started spamming those unfunny memes

>>81992534
>for international intelligence work, peacekeeping or acting as a deterrent
None of these things have happened.

>>81992527
All I said was that the intelligence communities have evidence, you just said some autistic "it is a hoax" tinfoil faggotry.

>>81983637
>/pol/ is one person

ishyddt

>>81992479
>from a nation
Very small % is actually from Syria. Most of them are just economic migrants. They also choose where they want to be. For example those niggers refusing to go to Finland and demanding to be relocated in Norway. And they somehow arranged that.

>they helped destabilize
Not EU's fault, look at the burgers first. And even if they played a part in it, why oh why would you accept the people from the opposing nation?

>>81992548
>If I refuse to believe something, it never happened

>>81992605
what has the EU done for France in the way of intelligence gathering? what has the EU done to deter Russia's aggression, or China's insolence, or Turkey's rapid descent into theocracy? Peacekeeping? Maybe when the biggest European conflict was the fucking Troubles.

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>>81992294
>>81992322
>>81992335
>>81992396
>>81992411

https://www.wired.com/2017/03/wikileaks-cia-dump-gives-russian-hacking-deniers-perfect-ammo/

http://thehill.com/policy/cybersecurity/323508-wikileaks-aids-doubters-of-russian-election-hacking

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2017/mar/07/wikileaks-cia-documents-us-russia-conflict

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-37639370

http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-37605992

http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-37354768

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2017/01/06/us/politics/document-russia-hacking-report-intelligence-agencies.html?_r=0

http://www.cnbc.com/2017/01/12/donald-trumps-cia-pick-mike-pompeo-backs-intelligence-report-on-russian-hacking.html

http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/cia-chief-addresses-doubters-russian-hacking-report/

>no evidence at all
>information literally backed by Trump Administration

>>81992559
If they have evidence, why hasn't it been presented yet?

desu

>>81992770
Fake news you faggot

>>81992778
Trump Administration even agrees you stupid faggot.
>>81992770

Is none of this evidence?

>>81992780
so when did "t b h" start getting changed to desu?

>>81992770
So why hasn't the impeachment started? How come he isn't being dragged through the streets?

>>81992797
Fuck off you newfagging piece of shit with nigger lingo. Fuck off.

>>81983611
he tries so hard but can't even match the kind of rage or laughs Alex Jones produces on his show.

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A Totally Real, 100% Valid Theory | Full Frontal with Samantha Bee | TBS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LFkN7QGp2c

>>81992790
>BBC, NY Times, The Gaurdian, CIA official reports, CNBC, The Hill, Trump Admin
>all fake
Just kill yourself

>>81992820
Because nobody knows if he is willfully and knowingly connected to the hacking.

>>81992770
>"DUDE THEY HAXORD US!"
>no evidence in sight
>nobody doing anything about it because they know they have nothing
>no impeachment
Hah, good going you retarded cunt. You linked few Guardian and BBC shitposts and wishful thinking.

>>81992879
Exactly, there's no fucking evidence

I watched the first one he did, and it was lazy and uninspired. It honestly felt like his "jokes" were taken directly from leftist cuck subreddits.

Alex Jones is hilarious on his own. You'd need to do something extremely outlandish or take it a different route and make it subdued to have it even be remotely funny.

Taking the same tired cuck spam you see on reddit and turning it into a segment is beyond lazy. What would have really made me laugh is Colbert buying some of his vitamins have going nuts after taking them. Like, he buys Brain Force and then all of a sudden is hyper-intelligent and maybe goes on one of his LotR rants.

>>81992588
>Very small % is actually from Syria
That's not really correct...but I think you know that, retard.

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The Truth Of Trump’s “I Alone Can Fix It” Canard | The Resistance with Keith Olbermann | GQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juvYqEF3BzA

>>81992913
That IS correct. All those useless niggers from Africa and cockroaches from Turkey. Barely anyone from Syria. You disgusting fucking mudslime.

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Which of Trump’s Cronies Will Flip on Him First?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk0Oan-wsyE

>>81992534
The EU itself has no intelligence agencies only the nation's within the EU, which is only an economic union in the first place and not a governing body, and the majority of the work defending the EU is done by NATO
If you're European and you think the EU is the main thing keeping bully Putin from rolling tanks down your street, than you've been brainwashed beyond repair

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>>81992893
>>81992897
Are you both fucking retarded? I literally linked the official CIA report there. Here it is again:

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/12/29/us/politics/document-Report-on-Russian-Hacking.html

You can download the fucking pdf. Holy shit what is wrong with you people?

>>81983751
I was browsing /pol/ back when Alex Jones was on Piers Morgan way back and I didn't know who the guy was.
I remember posting something like "what the fuck happened", and people were responding with things like "what did you think was gonna happen, Alex Jones is crazy".
They didn't seem to dislike Alex Jones, but they didn't really take him seriously.

>>81992992
Then why haven't charges been brought forth for impeachment? Oh that's right, they have no evidence proving Trump or Pence was aware of any preported Russian Hacking

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>>81992939
What is it like going through life being a retard?
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-34131911

>>81992992
Fuck the CIA. They always stir shit up. They literally admitted to it.

Their reports are fucking useless mate. That's not evidence.

>>81992992
FAKE NEWS

>>81992588
See
>>81993041

>>81993041
>>81993077
>bbc
Fake graph cuck. Also they have neighboring nations to seek sanctuary. No reason to go to EU. Fuck you MUD SLIME.

>>81992981
>which is only an economic union in the first place and not a governing body,
sadly the EU seems to have forgotten that

>>81992848
>>BBC, NY Times, The Gaurdian, CIA official reports, CNBC, The Hill
>>all fake
>Just kill yourself
They are the literal definition of fake news you libshit

>>81993041
>applying for asylum
That's not what being debated here, how about the droves of "migrants"? Got a source for that that isn't the BBC?

>>81993047
>I-I DON'T LIKE IT SO IT IS ALL FAKE REEE
this is the most autistic hand wave imaginable you clod.

>>81993095
Dude I fucked your mother. Hereby I report that I filled her rotten cum with my cum. She was overflowing.

Proof? Hah, nah mate. Fuck off.

>>81992016
I used to take Alex Jones somewhat seriously when I was 16, over a decade ago. Yes, it was fun to see him infiltrate Bohemian Grove, "expose the elitists and their sick and twisted idol worshipping". But the man has always been cuckoo.

/pol/ is a National Socialist board for White Ethnonationalists, anyway. Jones was never that. Jones is basically a materialistic Constitutionalist with libertarian tendencies, and who conflates elitism with cosmopolitanism to the point of declaring in a quasi-Marxist way all elitism or any form of social hierarchy as evil.

>>81993187
>/pol/ is a National Social board for White Ethnpnationalists
>implying /pol/ is one person

This bullshit again

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>>81993093
BBC isn't inaccurate you fucking spastic what, now the argument is semantics on how we use migrant? Look, I'll find you a another goddamn chart to settle your sperg.

http://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2016/07/19/5-facts-about-the-muslim-population-in-europe/

Here is ove data on muslim immigration, including Syrian refugees. They are mostly Syrians you dumb piece of shit.

https://www.usnews.com/news/best-countries/articles/2016-12-19/countries-hosting-the-highest-proportion-of-syrian-refugees

Btfo again I guess, with hard facts and numbers. I'm sure you will throw more of a tantrum about it though.

>>81993031
Either he is complicit or his cabinet is. Not hard stuff here, anon. We know the hacks happened...we know it was Russia.

>>81993311
>posting a Wikipedia article
>posting Pew, who have been wrong on many occasions, as a credible source
>Posting US MSM

Holy shit Muhammed, keep pushing the narrative to deaf ears

>>81993082
It isn't fake. Christ some of you are dumb.

>>81993351
>the hacks
On Clinton's e-mail server? You mean the one she had that was completely against state department protocol? Did we learn anything from this?

>>81993088
>REEE IT ISN'T BREITBART
kill yourself you degenerate human waste, I linked you information from almost a dozen sources, including both the CIA official reports and the fucking Trump Administration.

>>81993362
>IT ALL FAKE REEEE
I'll take that as you conceding then, faggot? Facts trigger you, huh?

>>81993404
You linked sources of the main stream media who are towing the line they have been paid to do, kind of like the original topic of this thread, you proved nothing

>>81993426
>facts
Sure

Fake new shills need to leave

>>81993362
>Almost half of Syria's pre-war population of 23 million has been displaced by the war. The UN refugee agency says there are 6.5 million displaced within Syria and 4.8 million refugees outside Syria. Much of the remaining population is in dire need of humanitarian assistance. The refugees have mostly fled to neighbouring countries — Jordan, Turkey, Lebanon and Iraq — and have flooded Europe, where most arrive after a treacherous sea journey from Turkey.

http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/world/syria-war-after-five-years-1.3489326

>>81993476
>Leaf government news Network
Why don't you just post a Tumblr article

TV writers should pretend the internet doesn't even exist.

>>81993438
>You linked sources of the main stream media
I also linked the fucking white house, Trump's own position picks and the goddamn CIA, you ignorant fuckwit.
>who are towing the line they have been paid to do
Oh right, the big conspiracy! I almost forgot! I'm sure you have a lot of counter points to really show me up, amirite?
>you proved nothing
I backed up all my points with far more than substantial info.

You just stick your head in your own ass and call it fake because it rustles your sperg.

>>81993511
Is this how you are gonna keep praddling on? Just going "no, no, no, no," until I happen upon a source you already agree with, you retarded faggot? Why don't you tell me where you get your news from?

I hope you understand how embarrassing you are coming off.

>>81993351
>Password is Obama2008
>Hacked

>>81993362
>posting Pew, who have been wrong on many occasions, as a credible source
Literally name one time.

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Heaven fucking forbid you bring facts tp a /pol/ argument. Gee, really gets the ol noggerino how nobody has any actual credible rebuttal besides a well placed screech. Not long before you faggots storm off, as usual.

>>81991125
Not really. BPA hasn't been studied extensively, but it's not like its effects are a complete mystery. Furthermore simply bringing the topic up seems to incite such a harsh kneejerk response from a crowd that otherwise presents itself as the open-minded and scientific one.

>>81991155
He's asking questions leftwingers don't like. The dramatic rise in people identifying as gay or transgender deserves a question as to why as much as anything else. You can't shy away from it just because you don't like the idea. BPA isn't exactly a full-fledged mystery here, but it's never been heavily studied in humans. I'm not saying he's right, I'm saying his thought process is legitimate.

>>81993392
>whataboutism

>>81991754
>>81991781
>>81991822
>>81992056
And people still uphold the argument that only /pol/ ruins this board.

>>81992352
People want to tear apart the EU because it's shown itself to not be in the best interests of the average European. It's rather funny too, since if they'd only enforced their outer borders with some common sense nobody would be trying to break it down. The EU's demise is entirely its own doing.

>>81993707
>bringing the topic up seems to incite such a harsh kneejerk response from a crowd that otherwise presents itself as the open-minded and scientific one.
Because it is mind-numbingly unscientific that it hurts. There is no "dramatic spike" in gays existing. That's retarded to even push. It's a silly narrative backed by nothing at all.
>The dramatic rise in people identifying as gay or transgender deserves a question
First of all, this isn't a thing that is happening. Secondly, you clearly don't understand how homosexuality works. Do you think they pop out of the ground? Are they magical? Third, no rational person would suggest that some non-important chemical in some water systems, is going to change your entire genetic structure and make you gay, on the grounds that it made some multi-gendered frogs (who are already like that) feminine.
>I'm saying his thought process is legitimate.
No, it isn't. It's just baseless assumptions coming from a "performance artist" that has never been right on virtually anything in his entire career.

I think you are just dumb. Now please, put this to rest.

>>81993916
>because it's shown itself to not be in the best interests of the average European.
Says who? Why?
>since if they'd only enforced their outer borders with some common sense nobody would be trying to break it down.
Name a specific thing that you think they do that runs in contrast with "common sense"? Do you even know what the immigration policies are in the EU?

>>81992671
http://www.cnn.com/2011/11/04/world/europe/european-unity-explainer/
>inb4 IT IS CNN! REEEEE LITERALLY SHAKING!!

>>81993819
/pol/ IS ruining this board and many others. /pol/ is everyone who decides to post political discussion threads outside of /pol/, not just a set of people with the same beliefs that you or I disagree with.

Just take it to fucking /pol/ and let me discuss television shows and movies in peace goddammit! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>81993095
It's stupid to immediately dismiss everything, but the CIA has without a doubt the longest and most dubious track record of any American alphabet agency, both with the truth and with doing things in the American people's interests.

>>81993932
You have no idea what you're talking about and it's obvious when you talk about a "non-important chemical in some water systems." BPA is a byproduct of plastic manufacturing. The only reason people talk about bottled water is because it's consumed in such a volume so as to expose people to it more often.

No, I don't think gay people spring out of the ground. They're people just like everyone else, you can drop the caustic boogeyman routine because you need me to be a bigot for your argument. The fact is, hormones affect a lot and chemicals that might, for instance, act as androgen inhibitors can and will have an effect on that in sufficient numbers.

Just in the UK the number of children with gender identity issues has risen tenfold from '10 to '16. http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-35532491

This deserves some thought as to why beyond the usual progressive bleating. I'm sure it has its place, but there needs to be questions asked as to why and it's not transphobic to ask those kinds of questions just because it upsets progressives.

>>81993041
They don't come with documents, and they all claim to be Syrian children so that they'll be accepted for asylum. You are one incredibly naive and gullible faggot

>>81994203
When people tell others to go back to /pol/, it's never directed at hard leftwingers. The board's reputation does apply to one crowd, but they aren't alone in shitting up /tv/. The guy spamming youtube videos above is a prime example.

>>81994002
Doesn't matter what their policies are, what matters is what they did and what they could have and should have done.

>>81994455
Why don't you go about proving that there is as much of this "migrant fraud" as you pretend, especially considering how well-documented the Syrian crisis has been. So? Show me?

>>81994586
And yet you haven't explained shit.

>>81994002
Letting shitskins run across into your country and murdering and gangraping your people.

>>81994415
But can't you see how you are making a false correlation and filling in the rest of the gaps with things you have no idea are true or even remotely substantiated?

It's not intellectual to just autistically question and connect everything together without even a shred of real evidence.

You said earlier, that you literally think a "spike" in gay people could be caused by the government poisoning water.

Come the fuck on, mate. Stop.

>>81994782
Yes, because again, the intricacies of their policies mean nothing compared to the tangible and realistic effects their actions have. The EU completely bungled the refugee crisis in a catastrophic way, that's not up for debate and the minute details of immigration policies don't amount to anything if they have no actual effect on what happens in reality.

>>81994892
Oh, so a strawman? Right. Thanks for playing.

>>81994938
>Yes, because again, the intricacies of their policies mean nothing compared to the tangible and realistic effects their actions have.
Yes...? And...? What...?
>The EU completely bungled the refugee crisis in a catastrophic way
But why? What do you think their policy fucking is?
>that's not up for debate
I am. There you go.
>and the minute details of immigration policies don't amount to anything if they have no actual effect on what happens in reality.
This makes no fucking sense. Just sounds like an elaborate dodge because you don't even remotely have a clue on tje immigration policies in Europe.

>>81994524
>it's never directed at hard leftwingers

That's because the hard leftwingers only show up to argue after some faggot has already made a /pol/ thread focused on Trump. They're part of 4chan's contrarian nature.

>>81994931
I'm not assuming anything, I'm saying asking the fucking question in the first place is an important one and shutting that conversation and series of inquiries down like you have and are trying to do benefits no one. Scientific endeavors work with everything, they can't just stop because the progressives are uncomfortable with it.

And no, you're thinking of someone else. I haven't used the word spike anywhere in my posts and I already said BPA has nothing to do with water systems or government actions. It's a result of developed industrial manufacturing. My posts ITT (>>81990952 >>81991061 >>81993707 >>81994415)

>>81995099
You know that's not true. They're both here to argue all the time. One crowd reinforces the other and they continually bounce off and feed into each others bitching.

>>81994524
I know this probably triggers you, but most facts appear to be "left-leaning" in nature.
>either it is a major liberal conspiracy, spanning decades in every field of science or school of thought to control everything explicitly
Or
>most intellectuals, scientists and experts are liberal and it's not a coincidence that they are generally speaking, smart people.

>>81995131
>I'm just asking a made up question that came from nothing and I myself, make it mean something.
This is what autism looks like

>>81995131
The conversation only matters if you have evidence. Fuck off, come back when you can substantiate your claims. I'm not entertaining you anymore without it.

>>81994964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCLti4LfpTw

>>81995172
Then you don't know anything and you're swatting at a political strawman you've already made. Facts aren't left or right leaning. They simply exist. The tendency of scientists, who deal in professions that require open minds, is more conducive to progressive thinking. Don't confuse that with politics or lead you to form an orthodoxy in your head.

>>81995288
OH WOW THIS MUST MEAN MUSLIMS ARE ALL VIOLENT ALL THE TIME!

>>81995295
No, I'm sticking by what I said. Facts seem to sit better with liberal platforms, or at the very least, liberal and progressive platforms are more informed by factual information.

That better?

>>81995269
There is evidence for the effect of BPA though, that's why I'm saying delving deeper into them with more extensive studies is important. They wouldn't be the subject of such scrutiny even among the manufacturers of plastics themselves if they weren't. There are more than a few governments in the world trying to phase out imports with high concentrations for instance.

Considering you had no idea what BPA even was further up in this conversation, I'm not about to shut down a line of inquiry that makes you uneasy just because it violates your political worldview.

>>81995295
>pure coincidence that all MENSA members are liberals.
>pure coincidence that highest IQs on the planet are liberals.

>>81995394
Buddy, I'm not uneasy...there literally is no line of inquiry you uneducated faggot. This is all because a television and radio personality read a report of feminine frogs incorrectly and you bought it, like the sap you are.