How come the French can do this but Americans and Brits can't?

>>81977722
You mean get a "woody woodpecker"or "stiffy" or "boner"?

Well Americans and Brits are so fat and drunk that their junk don't work no more.

Please tell me theyre 18+ pretending to be preteens.

>>81977722
We Americans can do this if the boy is black.

>>81977722
What movie?

>>81977722
literally every 5th and 6th grader have made out before, whats the big deal?

>>81977722

Because sex is unnatural, unhealthy, and evil.

Not violence, though. That's completely natural, entirely healthy to engage in, and makes God happy.

>>81977938
Speak for yourself, Mohammed.

>>81977968
Unironically this is correct

>>81977722
Looks like the kid from 2 and a half men.

Yeah whatever it's not like they showed the little cunny's pusy leaking wetness or anything. fuck the double standard

>>81977722
what country did Polanski run away to again?

Because you're watching the wrong movies

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>>81977722
*sips tea*

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>>81977722
What, kiss girls during your childhood? Legit anyone can do this.

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>>81977722
based fellow kinoseur

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>>81977965
Not me

>>81977722
Puritans it gave the Anglosphere a moral guardian bent.

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>>81977965

Enjoy you're ban

>>81978161
bump

>>81977942

Bump for this

>>81977968
This is true though.

>>81977722
>>81978091
>>81978264
>there are kids who do this shit
ho lee fuk

>>81978264
cute!

>>81978266
God loves sex, otherwise he wouldn't have made it so amazing and made it the only way to procreate and make more christians to worship him. He doesn't like adultery and fucking random women and not taking responsibility and creating another gutter rat (aka black people). That's why whenever you have a child he gets black skin if you don't take care of him right.

>>81978432
You, I like you. You're special friend.

>>81977722
oh no kissing and a boner

you are like little baby

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rui36tNEns8

>>81977722
>tfw missed my chance at childhood romance / love / sex
>kissless until 17
>no french kissing until 18 (when i kissed two girls at the same time, thanks to a friend)
>didn't touch or suck on any bare tits till 21
>no penis touching, hand job, or blowjob till 21
>no sex until 26
>didn't even ejaculate with a girl until 26
i am such a disappointment

>>81978987
Why do you feel like this? It's really not that big of a deal, I mean childhood romance? That would of lasted a week at the most.

>>81977831
im European, is this true?

>>81977722
Does this filth really need to be shown on screen? I mean what does this contribute to the film? They could have showed it in a classy way, instead we get this degeneracy.

>>81977965
TRIGGERED

>>81979033
its an experience i've entirely missed out on

and maybe if i experienced it i wouldnt have had such trouble / low self esteem that led all those other things to come later in life

>>81979070
I'm Canadian and It's 100% true. Most american children are so obese from birth they have never even seen their genitalia

>>81978987
Get the fuck out normie. You can't complain when you didn't even reach wizard status.
>kissless until 17
Oh poor little baby, there are literally people in here whose only interaction with other women are with family members

>>81977968
You're an idiot. There's a difference between distinguishing violence as fantasy and sex as fantasy because of the added incentive of the body. We cant have children engaging in such activity in spite of god when they don't know any better. Its our job to protect the future from useless whores who contribute nothing to society.

"Flee from sexual immorality. Every other sin a person commits is outside the body, but the sexually immoral person sins against his own body. Or do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit within you, whom you have from God? You are not your own, for you were bought with a price. So glorify God in your body." - 1 Corinthians 6:18-20

>>81977965
This was well crafted b8

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>tfw had a titty monster girlfriend at 14
you guys should just kys imo

>>81979216
yeah but the difference is i tried at every fucking turn and obsessed over it for years

till i kissed a drunk slut who cheated on her boyfriend and woulda banged me if i didn't have a conscious and if memory servers i came in my pants

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>>81979216

>mfw the only girls who have flirted with me are my cousins

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>>81977965

I know, right? Its such a common occurrence.

>>81978987
Got my first kiss at 14. I made out a couple times after that, but I haven't touched a girl in 5 years.

>>81977722
>modern french movie
>no black people
what the fuck am i watching?

>>81977722
>Jumping to a lake after kissing a girl

Do europeans really do this?

>>81979794
literally me

>>81977722
Sharia Law already in place in France

>>81977722
ackshually the Japanese did it because that film is based on a piece of Japanese literature.

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>>81979218
>being this much of an idiot

>>81977722
Those tits looks so suckable

>>81977722
give me some source mang

>>81977722
What movie is this?

>>81979837
I couldn't enjoy this movie because that kid looked like the most annoying little shit that went to my school.

>>81977965
Why is kissing allowed when they are their own age but not the guy is older

>>81978432
god doesn't exist

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>>81977722

>a femdom performer is born

>>81979333
More like you should kys that was the peak of your sexual life and you know it

>>81978264
they went too far when she wiped her mouth

>>81978987
>tfw when first kiss at 10 or something
>first girlfriend at 13 maybe?
>first french kiss at 15 or 16
>suddenly everything goes wrong and still virgin at 24
What the fuck went wrong with me? I was gonna be a normie, I was suppose to be a normie.

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https://youtu.be/7h8e7Byr1TI?t=36m16s

Who was in the wrong here?

>>81978264
what the fuck

>>81977722
The french are degenerates. Always have been, always will be. It's why their country is dying.

>>81978264
This shit fucked me up as a kid.

>>81979989
>mang
Tried a Reverse Google Image Search, movie seems to be called Quartier Lointain.

>>81977722

In the US sex is perverse and should be hidden and considered dirty or impure. It's deviancy. In France they treat sex like we treat patriotism.

>>81980208

Oops. That should've started at 36:16.

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>>81980208

>>81980264
only cuckservatives care about patriotism

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>>81978987
>first kiss at 11
>kissed a couple other girls until 13
>no contact with women until somehow kissed one 2 months ago
>still a virgin at 20
desu it only hurts when I'm reminded of what I'm missing out on, or when I see some 15yo cunt having more life experience and being more mature than me, then >>81979033 faggots like this come around and think it's only about the act itself and not everything it indirectly entails

>>81978264
this would have been kino if she didnt wiped her face, that was just cheap.

anyone else find it creepy how adult directors portray young sexual desire as something pure? It's kind of like they tell us about their nostalgia for cunny

t. actual pedo

>>81978091
>You'll never rape Lucía

>>81980208
what the heck?!

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>>81980573

Has any movie ever depicted lust as well as Orphan?

>>81980415
>first kiss at 19
>haven't done anything with a girl since

somehow I've managed to not have that resentment swallow me whole /r9k/ style. I'm by all accounts a normal, well adjusted and not ugly person. But it's waiting in me. Somewhere in there.

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>>81980208

>>81980244
Thanks. I tried that already and it didn't give me anything.

>>81980208
>future THIS IS WHAT I WAS WEARING picketer

>>81980718
>I've managed to not have that resentment swallow me whole

That's what I thought too

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>>81980415
>>81980718

Lmao, look at these losers reminiscing about their beta lives.

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch"

>>81980718
>I'm by all accounts a normal, well adjusted and not ugly person
that's why

>>81978091
>>81977722
>>81980208
sauce for this pleb pls

>>81980415
>be 22
>first kiss 3 weeks ago on a date with a former coworker
>dumps me after 2 weeks
now
>work in retail at upper-middle class supermarket
>clientele is a constant stream of young couples, groups of women, and moms
I've come to a realization though. The amount ugly fucks I see with cute girlfriends is unbelievable. People are lonely and just want companionship, if you see an attractive woman and she is single, she will probably go out on a date with you just because you were man enough to ask her. Realistically you have nothing to lose except your virginity.

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>>81977965
Do you think that was funny?!

>>81980847
Blue bra is Después de Lucía, pretty gud

>>81977902

Most likely. That girl looks 20.

>>81979216
>>81979218
Why are american christians so retarded? Not a coincidence the biggest fedoralords are from burgerstan.

>>81977902
>americans

French people are so fucking horny. They put this kind of shit in their movies all the time.

>>81977722
wat quinoa?

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>>81980115
I beg to differ.

>>81980208
How old is that chick?

>>81978987

>first kiss at 10
>first sexual experimentation with a different girl at 10 (tried sticking my dick in a girl)
>more experimenting with a third girl at 11
>first actual girlfriend and french kissing at 15 (but only once as she lived far away and we broke up later)
>first actual relationship and sex at 18

Still feels like I missed out on much.

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>>81980208
why is it always france

>>81981093
I was on vacation in st. john's once and on the beach I saw sitting next to a french guy and his family. What looked like his 16 year old daughter was sunbathing topless (this was neither a nudist beach nor a very large and secluded location).

At one point, I have know idea why, his daughter started play running away from him and he chased her around basically playing grab ass and tickling her waist.


Never in my life I have I experienced as much culture shock as I did on the beach that day. Truly made me ponder self-referentially

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>summer between fourth and fifth grade
>stay at sitter's house on weekdays
>sitter has a daughter year younger than me
>sitter likes to drink and take naps
>spend afternoon with daughter in basement naked and playing with each other's bits
>pretend I'm a Playboy photographer and she's my model
>she sits on a chair and spreads her legs while I do pic related and make camera clicking noises

I still jerk off to those memories on occasion.

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>>81977965

>>81981157
FIRST KISS AT 9
french kissing AT 12
FIRST SEX AT 15
SEX with a different girl at 16

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>>81978987
>tfw got my fist kiss 5 minutes before I lost my virginity

did I miss anything

>>81980817
Thanks for this classic meme

>>81981205
i've seen the weirdest shit while just doing simple tourism through france

saw a girl, couldn't be older than 10, making out with two slightly older black boys in turn. They were just standing in an alcove at the side of the train station, just going at it like weasles.

It's also one of the few countries in the world I've had women hit on me. and i'm ugly as all fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_gxQhbPbNg

What about this musical kino?

>>81981431
>They were just standing in an alcove at the side of the train station, just going at it like weasles.
hahaha hey, you're that guy who was shilling in a thirteen reasons why thread about always verbally asking for consent for every escalation of physical contact, right?

You're a cuck shill too? Do they actually pay people to promote general idea of minimizing your fitness for sexual reproduction, or is it all just in your wheelhouse of interests?

>>81978264
So demographically scenes like this are made for pedophiles right?

>>81977722

They can. Have you ever seen Kids?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113540/?ref_=nv_sr_2

>>81981580
>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113540/?ref_=nv_sr_2

> A day in the life of a group of teens as they travel around New York City skating, drinking, smoking, and deflowering virgins.

You literally can't make this shit up, people

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>>81981572
Women find them cute, but then a lot of women are borderline paedophiles.

>>81981580
Very brief period of time that made that culturally acceptable, specifically a time when the urban poor really were living that way in droves and it was hard to accept censoring these presentations since people could watch it happening live on the street in real time.

France definitely has different obscenity laws from us.

>>81981690

>a time when the urban poor really were living that

are you saying they aren't now?

>>81981495
haha you were in a 13 reasons thread? fag

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>>81981667
>but then a lot of women are borderline paedophiles.

>>81977722
Reminder that the future First Lady of France is a literal child molester and nobody there seems to care.

Romeo and juliet clause

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>>81981755
If you don't know this then you probably haven't hung out with women enough in your life.
The only reason more women don't have sex with pre-pubescent boys is because they usually can't get erections, that's not a problem male pedos usually have.

>>81981717
Not in such large numbers, and more importantly not in spaces that are shared by the wealthier majority.

As a percentage of the population kids that age are also less represented than these kids would have been. More kids are minorities than they were then, and therefore are spending time on minority-dominant streets. Racial segregation in new york city is very much still a functioning phenomena.

In any case, the general state of things in america made shit like this less uniquely objectionable. "moral majority' politics kicked in a few years later, so this and things like it were having their cumulative effect on reaction, but it wasn't there. The streets had to be pacified and the economy had to be jump started first.

>>81981751
You're pathetic dude, I hope you are krager because nobody should have to lead an existence like that, let alone two or more of them.

>>81980208
Muh dick

>>81981850
>>81981755
>>81981667
Everyone knows /ss/ is the purest form of love.

just fucking say the name of the movie in the OP

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>>81982050
What's /ss/?
Same sex?
If so, well, the domestic abuse rates would cast some doubt on your claim.

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>>81982104

Straight shota. You must be new here.

>>81981850
What a load of bullshit, pre-pubescent boys can definitely have erections, the reason there are way less female pedos, both boy lovers and girl lovers, is because the way female sexuality works they tend to prefer a partner that is at a sexual and maturity level above or near them.

>>81982104
Straight shota.

>>81978987
I got my first kiss when I was 25 and it came as a total surprise - the woman was high on E and just started making out with me.

>>81977965
>got my first kiss at a drunk college party

FUCK YOU
I BLOCKED MY CHILDHOOD MEMORY
FUCK YOU
;_;

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>>81978987
>you missed out on teenage love
>you will never be a girl's first
>women your age will never truly love you, only settle for you

>>81982104
>What's /ss/?

>>>/yhtgb/

>>81977965
Fuck you, nigga.

>>81977722

the french are romance language derivatives

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>>81977965
>post reminded its been 10 years since 5th grade and still no kiss

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>>81982142
>usually cant get erections
>usually

Dimwit.
I also forgot to mention that they usually have small dicks, which is part of the same problem, an undeveloped penis.

>>81982132
>>81982152
I'm not new I just don't hang around /d/ or where ever people say that.

I held a girl's hand once. In a non romantic way, she asked me if her hand was cold. That's the most experience I have with women. I was 18 then and 20 now.

>>81982253
>usually cant get erections
That's exactly the reason its wrong, because it implies that them being able to get an erection is not the norm.

>>81977965
i fucking hate normies so fucking much. why don't you stay at reddit where you belong?

>>81979218
>useless whores who contribute nothing to society.

They contribute sex to society, which brings physical satisfaction and emotional release. Sexually frustrated men are a menace to everyone around them.

Now let me ask you this - what the fuck do you contribute to society?

>>81982253
>>81982313
Why are you guys such experts on little boys' penises?

>>81982330
>le edgy 4chan juggalo outcast

>>81982207
>>women your age will never truly love you, only settle for you

I had both the first two things, but this last one is still true regardless. Life is not worth living in this stage of arrested adolescence. Even normies like myself fall victim. The capacity for true love comes before a certain number of iterations on the cycle, and the majority have past that point by the time you are x age. Its a function of time and our general behavior.

>>81980817
Damn its been a while since I've seen this motherfucker.

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>>81982253

>he isn't familiar with every single japanese manga fetish

pathetic

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>>81982313
Yeah, I don't see where you're going with this.
Are you saying that because little girls can take a dick and orgasm then that makes it right?
If so, then there's a list for your sort.

>>81982335
Because I was once a little boy, as were at least half of my friends growing up.

>>81982207
This for me too, it's made me so bitter that I almost feel I'd be better off alone than settling for some bitch who had her fill of cock and needs to leech off a single source.

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>>81982391
I'm familiar with those degenerate fetishes, just not with random abbreviations that could mean any number of things.

>>81977965
this is bait

yeah Danish cinema is worse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6DVjXTI7VU

>>81982443
>trying this hard to save face
Pathetic

>>81977722
Because Frenchies are based when it comes to sexuality.

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>>81982540
Fucking test me then faggot.
I've fapped to more degenerate shit than you could poke a futas dick at!

>>81982443
Every resident of /a/ is intimately familiar with all of those fetishes.
You seem like you're from reddit tbrqhwy.

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>>81982443

well now you know. and knowing about straight male/female pedophilic relationships is half the battle. yr on you way to being a proper scumbag.

>>81982443
The abbreviation was used within an specific context and anyone who has been on 4chan for more than a couple of months should be able to recognize or at least infer its meaning.

>>81982589
Kill yourself, faker.

>>81982353
what do you have against juggalo nigger?

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>>81982540
>>81982624
>>81982648

guise stop he's probably like 12. 13 at most.

>>81982600

What is that, Drop Dead Gorgeous? God, she couldn't have been more than 17 and already had those top tier cans.

>>81982396
>Are you saying that because little girls can take a dick and orgasm then that makes it right?
Seems like sound logic to me.

>>81982760

She's always been stupidly, ridiculously gorgeous. too bad she never went topless until Meloncholia.

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>>81982599
>implying i go to /a/

I went there once, everyone had shit taste.
Some of them even rated Evangelion & Madoka as good.

>>81982600
There's a minor difference between being a scumbag and a degenerate mate.

>>81982648
Rude, I aint faking shit, want me to log in to exhentai or screenshot my hentai folder?
Coon.

>>81982777
Well, as long as she isn't white or related to me I don't give a shit.

>>81982709
I'm 23, please no bully.

>>81982830
>he things getting passed the panda makes him a fetish connoisseur.

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>>81982830

>degenerate
>Coon

edgy 13yo /pol/fag confirmed. if you really are 23 you should be ashamed of yourself.

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>>81977965
please delet this

>>81982600
>>81979837
>>81978264
>>81978091
>>81977722
which kinós are these?

>>81982443
"Hay kid wanna /ss/?" is a fucking ancient meme though, that spread and used in all kinds of normalfag media and sites like /v/. The biggest usage of the /ss/ abbreviation was probably in Super Smash Bros. threads, often in shitty comics with Samus propositioning Pit, but it was also used basically anywhere where older woman and younger male pairings would be depicted.

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>>81982883
Never said that, just gotta prove i'm not completely new.
Like I said, I can screenshot my hentai folders if you like.

>>81982892
Pleb, you don't know my dialect.
Coon is a soft friendly 'insult' for banter purposes.
I see no problems with degenerate.

>>81982978
Some memes just fly past you mate.
I don't go to /v/ either, it's full of kids with shit taste.

>>81983029
>no proof that's actually porn
nice try kiddo.

>>81983029

>desperately trying to confirm oldfag status

if yr not 13 you sure act like it.

>>81983029
Name your 7 favorite hentai artists.

>>81982972

Boku No Pico
Boku No Pico
Boku No Pico
Boku No Pico
Boku No Pico

>Europeans brag about how unrepressed they are
>Still have child porn laws

>>81977965
That's factually untrue byr the way

>>81983175

Geez you're just as bad as he is

>>81983217
>referring to yourself as "he"
Sad

>>81983029
>I'm a literal newfag who only knows 4chan boards as their generalized stereotypical role is currently
Alright then, you could've just said so. /ss/ is still the purest form of love regardless.

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>>81977965
>this post and its responses
I love you 4chan (except the frogposters who deserve to die by botox injections).

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>>81983052
>>81983142

ALRIGHT THEN MATE
That's not even including my games!

>>81983175
Tamagoro
RaTe
Takatsu
Carn
Dozamura
Hisasi
Shiomaneki

Off the top of my head, I tried to cover multiple fetishes.

>>81983271
You're so far off the mark that it's embarrassing mate.

>>81983334
>literally taking 5 minutes to google artist names

>>81983334
>I'll just create a couple fake folders, that will trick them!
God, are you even trying?

>>81977965
Replies are evidence that 'virgin' is to beta males like 'nigger' is to blacks. Hilarious.

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>>81983384
>>81983458
OKAY MATE
GIVE ME A HENTAI MANGA/DOUJIN/ANIME OR WHATEVER, AS DEGENERATE AS YOU WANT, AND ILL PROBABLY HAVE IT AND ILL SCREENSHOT THE FOLDER AND FILES

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>>81977965
me on the right

>>81982104
starting strength

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>>81983334

Jesus christ you just can't stop taking the bait can you? Are you some kind of masochist that actually enjoys being trolled?

>>81983498
You are such an idiot. What will you do when I name something that never got scanned?

>>81977722
this makes my adult dick hard

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>>81983563
I find it fun to play along.
I'm not mad at all.

>>81983602
Why would you be so rude as to do that?

>>81982522
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrR4nDEtTgc
This clip is actually worse, it shows the end of that scene. FYI before you flip out at this film's existence, note that it was made by the guy who directed the original Girl with the Dragon Tattoo movies, Mr. Robot pilot, and the Flatliners remake so the film industry has already deemed it just dandy. Pay no attention to the fact that the users who uploaded these clips are pedos.

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>>81983563

>Crazy/beautiful gave Dunst her first shot at an adult sex scene. According to Hernandez, the always-professional Dunst was sweet enough to turn the potentially intimidating situation into a comfortable experience: "She just said, 'Go ahead, do what you have to do. Don't worry about it.' "

>"At one point she just reached over and put his hand on her breast and said, 'You can touch them, they won't bite,' " Stockwell remembers with a laugh. "And then, when she and her mother came in the editing suite to watch Kirsten's first sex scene on film, her mother turned to her and said, 'Kiki, where did you learn to make that face?' "

Reminder this movie was originally going to feature her first nude scene but she decided against it.

>>81983875

Is her Mom her manager/agent or something? Because having your mom there with you editing your sex scenes would be awkward as fuck.

>>81983977
It's a requirement for instances where an underaged actor has a sex scene. For example, McLovin's mom had to be present for the entirety of his sex scene in Superbad.

>>81983856

How does it work with gay dudes in a situation like that? Is it considered impolite to come first and not together?

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>>81983643

>I'm not mad at all.

>>81982333
Based on that post I guess spreading the word of god

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>>81984044
Are you, perchance, autistic?
Have you never played the fool before?

>>81977965
Include me in the screencap

>>81984111

and here comes the classic "I was just pretending to be retarded" defense.

>>81977722
What the fuck are you talking about?
Keira Knightley made out, got felt up and showed her tits when she was 15

>>81977965
this is not true this is not true this is not true this is not true this is not true this is not true this is not true this is not true this is not true this is not true this is not true this is not true

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>>81977965

>>81984187
this is gore

>>81984091
>Hello, I am God, an omnipotent and eternal being - the creator of the universe
>I know everything and can do anything... except spread my own word, so I need all you subpar-IQ faggots to help me

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>>81984139
I've got nothing to defend mate and yes, I was pretending to be retarded.
The only reason you're sperging out about it is because you're autistic, like half the people on this site.

>>81984202
It's a meat pie, you idiot.

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>>81984202
>>81984244
You're both wrong. It's Lee Tae-Min.

>>81984244
It's some guy's ass or foot I think and it has gangrene and is rotting and his flesh is torn open. The black is infection and the smile looking thing is a giant incision.

>>81984145
>her tits
you mean her pecs?

>>81981149
Looked it up. She was 18 or 19 there. She's dead now.

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>>81984300

It's clearly food, bro.

>>81984232

>and yes, I was pretending to be retarded

literally Damage Control: The Post.

inb4 Damage Control 2: Electric Boogaloo

>>81980208
>Two friends in a convent school vow to only do evil.

The music is already evil

>>81977942
>>81978223
Quartier Lointain

>>81984032
they aren't really gay in the film, they both have a crush on the same girl who one of them ends up sleeping with, much to the other's dismay. i guess at that age it's common for hormones to be out of control so they "took care," of it together at one's request.

the film isn't even bad or anything, I was just shocked when I got to that scene. I assumed they were going for some kinda sweet, innocent nostalgia moment between friends and then the kids are literally giving each other handjobs with the camera barely obscuring it - i can't imagine what that set must have been like. obviously they must have been miming it, but it looks pretty fucking realistic and has undoubtedly given pedos legal fap material.

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>>81984350
There is literally zero damage to control.
Are you socially inept?

>>81980208
This was based on the same case that inspired Peter Jackson's film Heavenly Creatures (1994)

>>81982972
the kiss in the water with boy with glasses is Moonrise Kingdom.

really sweet film

>>81984398

That's all well and good but my question still stands.

>>81980415
Don't overthink it, focus on other pursuits and the pussy will be revealed to you

Stay mad /r9k/, you fucking school shooting losers!

>>81982972
long kiss by fountain is Great Expectations

40 year old kissless wizard checking the thread and reporting in

Ask me anything

>>81984467
well i guess it depends on who the couple is and how they close are. if it's just friends fooling around i doubt it really matters, they'll be liable to forget it ever happened the next day. older couples might have pre-established parameters, but I guess the general rule of thumb is "you do this for me, I do this for you," if they aren't already doing it at the same time.

maybe you should find a guy you like and find out for yourself?

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who are some good kinographers like david hamilton?

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>>81984556

>>81984556
>maybe you should find a guy you like and find out for yourself?

That would be gay. I ain't no faggot. I only mess around with cute girls like this one.

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>>81984704
>inb4 trap

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>>81984789
>not knowing bailey jay

And people say i'm new.

>>81982522
danish cinema is better.

theres a danish film called You Are Not Alone, about a 12-yr-old boy who falls in love with a 15-yr-old boy. the shower scene is incredibly hot

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>>81984887
The film stills holds up as being somewhat controversial, particularly in the United States, not only for its subject matter of an adolescent same-sex romance, but also for its scene that shows both young lead actors; Agenso (age 15 at the time) and Bjerg (who was 12) in full frontal nudity, taking a shower together.

Heads would roll in any Anglo country at even the barest implication of anything like this.

>>81982207
iktfb

>>81981850
>pre-pubescent boys is because they usually can't get erections
Are you a girl? Boys start getting boners way before puberty. I was fapping for years before something started to come out of my dick.

>>81984704
what a cutie pie

what's her name bro?

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This thread made me so sad

23 yo here, I lost it all, fuck, why not even once god? I fucking lost it all...

Now I'll be forever damaged and have this void in my soul

I had to pay a hundred dollars to feel all of this with someone who probably felt disgusted at me

Jesus, just why...

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>>81985502

It's Bailey. Be nice to her!

All right, no more pictures. I just wanted to make a joke with my last post and the newfag didn't even recognize her.

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>>81984687
seriously guys I need more kinographers

>>81977965
WHY GOD? JUST END ME!

>>81977965
>tfw got a blowjob when I was in 4th grade

GET ON MY LEVEL PLEBS

>>81985675

I wonder how often (s)he gets hit on by straight men.

>>81977722
There's some movie from Spain which has a literal like 8 year old masturbating in a shower

Europe is degenerate

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>>81983875

>>81986026
Boy or girl? This is important.

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>>81986123
Boy and they show it, like really show it. Pan up his body from the knees.

I swear it wasn't cp

>>81986020

Willing to bet it's at least three times a week. Depends on if she's out alone or with her husband.

>>81986159
meh

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>First kiss at 18
>Turned out to be trans
>Literally nothing since

It counts, right?

>>81985988
Usually, when there's a fellatio involving a 4th grader, he's the one doing the sucking, but sounds like you have a decent family so it was really cool of your uncle to return the favor

>>81986242
>Usually, when there's a fellatio involving a 4th grader, he's the one doing the sucking
this i don't understand. A kid doesn't know how to suck a dick. but boy penis is so kawaii.

>>81986242
>Usually, when there's a fellatio involving a 4th grader, he's the one doing the sucking
I take it you've never been an alter boy.

>>81978987
I was molested by our maid when i was 6-8 years old. She did it whenever i took a bath. She always comes with me in the bathroom, and whenever i get naked she hikes up her skirt and stradles me in the toilet seat. I never thought it was sex during that time. My family is weird. They always look to be pristine and exemplary on the outside but their children (including my father) are fuckups and have social problems. I dont doubt that they paid that maid to have sex with me in hoping i dont turn out gay

>>81986373
so what did she do? did you actually penetrate her vagina?

details man

>Got a gf at 14 who I was in a band with
>Lost my virginity
>Got blowjobs, a few times outdoors almost in public
>a lot of other fun stuff

you niggas mad
We all ended up here anyway. Not even MY background saved me.

>>81986397
Do Americans really do this?

>>81983875
This tits are lewd as FUCK

>>81986428
No. I'm not american.

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>>81978264
computer please delete this

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>>81978264
>leads with the tongue
woah

>>81978987

>first girlfriend and kiss at 14
>did everything with my first girlfriend except have sex
>firs time had sex at 16 with a different girlfriend
>all my girlfriends had a kink for getting into risky situations where we could get caught during sex

Funniest shit as hell, given that I'm not attractive, more average, it's just that I never lacked the guts to come up to a girl and say what I want.

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>>81978987
That is pretty bad my man. I have you beat on all counts, not by a lot. But I will spare you the details

you might want to kys.

>>81986242
nope. it was when I first moved to Hawaii. Girl thought my accent was cute and we hung out after school inside those small elementary bathrooms and made out and convinced her to blow me
>tfw felt amazing but couldnt cum

>>81986387
Definitely penetrated her. Everytime i came she would pull out and wipe my tiny dick with her hands as if she's washing the evidence away. Obviously, she wasnt that smart because i would take a bath right after so she doesnt need to do that

>>81978987

>first kiss at 13
>cherry popped at 15
>GF since 14
>together for 4 years
>break up
>turn 18, clubbing and fucking sluts
>get tired of all of it
>haven't touched a woman in 7 years

No regrets. Too busy working anyhow.

>>81986288
I think he's wrong, most gaypedos seems to be into sucking little dicks.

>>81986123
girl (male)

>>81984866
>>81985675
>the newfag didn't even recognize her

yeah you're projecting buddy. first of all, I rarely ever see the newfag/oldfag dichotomy outside of /b/, which is easily one of the worst boards on here since it's a haven for underage anons like you, so that's one way you've outed yourself as being eternally 12. second, a lot of us "oldfags" are adults now who have actual jobs and don't have time to stay up-to-date with the hottest memes. idk who that girl is and could not give a shit whatsoever. she's obviously not a trap man, don't let yourself get baited when you're trying to prove to every anon that you know your shit. i don't even understand what they were calling you out for earlier but it sounded dumb AF, they likely baited you too

>>81978987
>first kiss at 10
>first blowjob at 14
>intercourse at 16
>19 now, nothing since then

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>>81986733
you lucky son of a bitch

>>81986777
I can confirm this. I'm an equal opportunity pedo though.

Oral is just superior, more enjoyable, less likely to inflict harm. Pedos should be realistic about physiology.

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I'm a week and a half into nofap have an 8 page report due in four hours. This goddamn thread isn't helping things guys.

>>81986967
what's your report on anon, maybe we can help. 4chan is known to contain some of the best unoccupied minds.

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>>81986967
What is the point of nofap?

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>>81986812
>the dilapidated, abandoned village of this post

Be honest, what's the last time you slept, anon.

>>81986288
>A kid doesn't know how to suck a dick
gotta learn

>>81987050
Drones, and the effect future models will have on combat. I appreciate it, but I'll probably get it done. It's just taking alot longer than it needed to.

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>>81982972
>still a couple of kinós missing
shame

>>81987086

Why is hillary Clinton bent over like that?

>>81987086
Sounds stupid, but it increases my sexual energy and drives me to seek out dates instead of staying up all night, fapping to rough pornography and feeling like an empty sex-addicted husk of a man.

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>>81977965
>girls had crushes on me back in 5th and 6th grades
>tfw im 23 and still a kv

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>>81987156

>tfw when you find out the girl is actually in her early 20s

>>81987301
The ol' midget switcheroo

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>>81987088
last night

>>81977722
LITTLE

>>81987376
SWEET

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>>81987249
>girls had crushed on me in third, fifth, 10th, 11th, and 12th grade
>too socially retarded to notice it and too beta to act on it
ffs, the opportunities I missed. I had a girl walk up and hug me, another straight up kiss me while we were walking home together, and thought nothing of it. The freckled, ginger cutie with massive tits in math class (who always partnered with me on projects and sat next to me for half a semester) that I didn't make a move on is my biggest regret in life. I want to go back in time and kick my own ass for being such a retarded fucking faggot.

>>81987348
she said

>>81987392
it's cool anon, i liked this one girl. macked on her hard. so did my bro.

then me, my bro and my dad all saw her naked, was really weird

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>>81987348

Maybe get a couple more hours, tiger.

>>81987392
>another straight up kiss me while we were walking home together, and thought nothing of it
kek

>>81977965
You must be new.

>>81987392
>another straight up kiss me while we were walking home together, and thought nothing of it
A girl I had a crush on had sex with me at a party and I didn't realize until years later that she was actually into me.

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>>81977965

So much hurt butt from one post.

Well played.

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>>81987487
fuck you man, i'd almost forgotten about the rest of it then you dredged it back up. She kept greeting me at lunch and in the hallway, and after two weeks of me not reciprocating I couldn't figure out why she suddenly seemed pissed off with me. i don't know how i got so fucked up.

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>>81977965
I'm right with you, anon

>>81977942
Mr Nobody

>>81977965

>guaranteed replies

>>81983195
Yeah, because it's even earlier.

>>81979216
>Oh poor little baby, there are literally people in here whose only interaction with other women are with family members
You know exactly what you have to do to remedy it I'm not even going to say it.

>>81977965
Hah IKR! Same with me. Fuck all these butthurt virgins. heheheheh.

>>81980208
MUAAAAAAAAAAA
THE FRENSH

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>>81979070
as someone who hasn't lived in england for 15 years, the last time i heard the statistics they featured england (or britain?) having the highest percentage of obesity in the world, which may have been topped by hawaii (not a country) and maybe some maori islands (not a country). the united states of america i believe has the greatest obese population in the world, but at a lower percentage than england or britain. scotland is a hugely obese country, mostly in city centres like glasgow rather than villages like cupar; but combined with england, scotland, and north ireland they may not have a greater percentage of obese populace than england or scotland individually. britain is also massively alcoholic as a general rule, and america is supposedly less populated with social drinkers and more with addictive or antisocial alcoholics, though i've never visited or lived there.

>>81979333
i hate to break it to you but that was consensual rape anon, she was 43

>>81981029
That chest looks about 12

>>81977965
Implying

>>81989435
Nah you're just gay and shitty m8.

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>>81977965

>>81977965
add me to the screencap

>>81980185
i know, what a fucking slut

>>81980208
>YOURE ONLY SUPPOSED TO PULL THE BLOODY BRA OFF

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>>81977965
>tfw my middle school had an assembly about what could happen if you offend a girl, now I am even more afraid to talk to them

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>>81977965

>>81977722
Because it's a nation filled with muslims and child fucking is okay to them

Just fuck off

>>81987460
>>81987088
>>81985675
>I still love the look of that jew nose linetrap
CANT WAKE UP, why's he so cute?

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>>81991512

She just is. :3

>>81991558
When will you be uploading your whole folder of jay pics for me?

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>>81991607

What's in it for me, anon?

>>81991812
What could someone as handsome, intelligent and all round great guy as you require?

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>>81991855

You're in luck. I wanted dubs.

http://www115.zippyshare.com/v/T5XhxLVq/file.html

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>>81991919
ta very much

>>81986197
it does