How long could you make it in The Contest?

>>81964039
I've gone a month without jacking it, so probably that long.

>>81964065
Why did you go a month without jacking it

>>81964215
I was in jail. Hard to jack it when you're surrounded by a bunch of guys all the time.

>>81965047
did you ever have the prison sex

>>81965047
I'm not ashamed that you committed a crime son, I'm ashamed that you got caught

actually did an irl contest with my buddies in highschool. I won after lasting for 2 months I think

>>81965075
Nope. Everyone was pretty chill there aside from the occasional stupid gang fight.

>>81965086
did you cheat

>>81964039
80 years

>>81965083
I got sent there because I happened to be pulled over in a car with my friend who was carrying weed on him and didn't tell me. Just an unlucky situation, but at least it was only a month.

>>81965138
Did you ever make a shank?

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>>81964039
This must be the toughest contest there is !!!

>>81965232
Bullshit, that doesn't get you jail time unless you live in a third world country

the max i've been i think was a month when i was taking drugs for the autism.
then i lost with a pic
it wasn't even a lewd pic, just two girls sitting fully clothed

>>81965047
you do it at night dumbass.

how do they know you dont nut?
measure ur balls?

>>81964039
does milking my prostate to relieve some tension count?

>>81967884
it counts
a WHOLE lot.

>>81965436
Or the American Midwest

>>81964039
Well, considering I'd just lie about it, I'd win.

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>>81965314
You think that's tough?

the thought of Elaine masturbating was some prime fap material in middle school desu

Pretty far. Once you go long enough without masturbating, past the initial two weeks, your sex drive dives down until it gets below your resting level. Then you just want romance and to be loved and only masturbate again once you realize those are unobtainable and at least that will make the longing go away. For me, anyway.

>>81964039
If you like Seinfeld you should check out my original series Bleinfeld. It has lots of original characters like Blamer, Blorge, and Blelane.

>>81964039
Every year i do at least one month no fap,

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>>81965047

>I wanted to fuck a woman, but I compromised. I jacked off into a tissue.

>>81968845
DLETE

>>81965232
DUDE WEED LMAO

>>81969438
I think my loads are just bigger than the average guy's because I always fuck up jerking off into a tissue. I always overshoot or it pools over and spills. I'd use three tissues instead of two but that's all I can really fit in my hand.

>>81968512
Ha. What a loser. I've made it 27 years

It would be really easy for them actually because theyre not neet.

>>81964039
probably a month, was working a lot that month. Jerked it like 4 times in a row the day after.