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Why did people in the theatre laugh when he took his mask off?

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Why did people in the theatre laugh when he took his mask off?
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>>81955858
we are a planet of simpletons
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>>81955858
he's ugly and looks like a bitch
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Because he's unattractive maybe? Are you really that stupid?
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>>81955906
Have we gotten dumber though? There were plenty below average looking people in older movies. And they portrayed serious characters as well.
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>>81955858
Because he's most known for his goofy role in "Girls". It would be like if Vader removed his helmet and it was Bill Murray.
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>>81955858
>>81955923
>>81955932

He actually has a very interesting 'look'. You remember his face.
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>>81955858
Because the film devolved into self parody by that point.
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>>81955858
Why was his face so deformed? Is it because of the dark side?
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>>81955858
because he looks like a real life version of jar jar binks.
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>>81955858
>Laughing at this cutie
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>>81955858
coz he didn't die after pulling his mask off
people have standards you know
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>>81955858
I laughed because I was thinking about the bane cia scene.
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>>81956218
You're a brittle guy
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>>81956258
4u
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They tried to put a 'Romantic' character into a comedic film and it just hadn't been earned at that point. Everything that occurs with FN is continuous but everything Kylo does is abrupt. He simply didn't have enough scenes.

I love the early scenes where the character drops so many acidic bon mots. If he had a sort of Spanish-French aspect, like a Philip Mackie character, he would be great.
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>>81955858
Just look at him. I'm laughing right now.
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>>81955962

It's not that Driver's average looking, it's that he's kind of goofy looking.
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>>81955858
He looked like a jewish beta lanklet and sounds like David Schwimmer
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>>81955923
He served in the military and sold vacuums.
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They should have cast someone who looks good.
Oh wait...
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>>81955858
Because he's ugly. I only heard women laugh too.
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>>81956711
You can't really top Hayden in terms of looks.
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>>81956748
No, but you can top him in acting.
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Somebody put the "I wonder who could be behind this" meme in a movie.
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>>81955962
>Have we gotten dumber though? There were plenty below average looking people in older movies. And they portrayed serious characters as well.
You know there's different types of unattractive right? The problem isn't he's ugly, it's that he looks like a scrawny nerd
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>>81956940
pic related
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>>81955858
He doesn't look scary, he looks like a baby.
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>>81955858
Because he looks ridiculous. He isn't a badass Sith, he's a cosplaying brat.
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>>81956972
This. You'd think somebody with a menacing mask would be hiding a scarred and hideously deformed face. Instead we were presented with a boy on the verge of tears and a wavering voice.
It's the reason he wears a mask in the first place and I think this flaw makes the character more interesting than Rey. And that's a problem.
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>>81955858
In all seriousness, what did he mean by this? Was the main antagonist of TFA supposed to look pathetic?
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>>81957258
Kylo looks pretty competent in most of his scenes.
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>>81956961
Trejo may have shit skin but in terms of masculinity and presence you can't really top him. This is a very attractive trait. And Buscemi is super cute imo.
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>>81955858
Just look at him lmao
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>>81957491
He loses all intimidation factor after the scene where he takes off his mask, and gets mind probed by some amateur. I couldn't take him seriously for the rest of the movie.
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>>81957258
It's a commentary about dumb kids who worship le ebin cool dark villains without realizing that they are just a bunch of pathetic, whiny, angsty, edgy teens who try to compensate for lack of confidence by acquiring dark powers.

It was honestly pretty deep for this kind of flick.
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>>81955858
I laughed too, to cover up other inappropriate feelings.
He looked like a fever dream out of my fucking repressed high school years. Worst part, I've seen Driver in movies/shows before and he's never done it for me until this emo getup.
I'm ashamed and want out.
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>>81955858
because the essence of humor is being surprised by something unexpected and absurd, and no one expected the bad guy to be an autistic tranny
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because he's a fucking white male
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>>81956674

Yeah, thanks to hollywood there is a entire generation that thinks that ugly people can't fight, are weak, and are overall useless
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>>81955858
poor guy has the long midface syndrome
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>>81958532
>thanks to hollywood
you mean thanks to women and Chad culture.
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>>81958570

Oh right because chad culture is so fucking prevalent in africa and middle east where they don't even know what is the lastest capekino
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At least he looks better in TLJ trailer, r-right?
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>>81955858
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>>81958532
is that also why they are trying to turn girls into tough fighters?
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>>81955858
Because it was extremely painful
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>>81956674
>He served in the military
He enlisted, went through training, then hurt himself mountain biking and got a medical discharge before being deployed. So yes, he served, but for less than two years, and he didn't do anything.
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>>81958646
Africa is a hotbed of Chad culture. Women get impregnated by the biggest nigger and then raise the child by themselves (or leave it to starve). The Middle East isn't but only because of Sharia law explicitly forbidding it.
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>>81958747
>Africa is a hotbed of Chad culture.

OH yeah, I see so many attractive niggers with big useless muscles lmao
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>>81955858
they didnt though
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>>81956796
Adam Driver can't
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>>81956796
It's plausible but he's generally okay with his acting
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>>81958776
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>If I pulled that off would you die?
>It would be extremely painful
>You're a big guy
>4u
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>>81955858
I didn't laugh. But I did think its weird how much he's like Parker from gold rush.
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>>81958830
>they havent discovered iron yet

kek desu famalam
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>>81958830

For all i know that could be a backyard in Europe
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>>81957491
He looks like edgy teenage boy that he is.
Perfect for this role, but still a shitty character.
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>>81958747

So if culture influences behaviour, Hollywood does an excellent job in trying to push it further
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>>81956940
You know you don't have to quote his whole fucking post right? Especially if you JUST FUCKING quoted it by clicking on it? You goddamn fucking simpleton.
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>>81955858
>See Driver in Girls
>See Driver in TFA
>Assume he's just an sjw cucklord

>See him in Silence
>See him in Paterson
>Realize he's based as fuck and actually a good actor
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Tbh I respect him for making it in an industry as superficial and looks based as Hollywood. And he was in the marines iirc.
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>>81956056
Interesting in the way a lame dog dying is interesting. Still ugly though, even if some people would have sex with it.
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Because he's a cheap knock-off of this guy.
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>>81956309
No u
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>>81955906
>menacing character takes off helmet and looks like the goofiest motherfucker this side of Space Mountain
>"everyone is a simpleton for laughing"
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>>81958913
Most likely is
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Adam Drivers acting was shit in Force Awakens
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I bursted out laughing because I thought it was Zach braff
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>>81958747
>Africa is a hotbed of Chad culture

They even have their own country there
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Because he's a white male. They were laughing at his small cock.
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>>81956018
/thread
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>>81956961
danny trejo ain't no ugly, that's how the average mexican looks
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>>81960734
Unironically one of the best performances in Star Wars as a whole, you couldn't be more wrong
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>>81961648
Decent bait, but a little on the nose.
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>>81955858
Seems like Daisy found his more attractive doppelganger.
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>>81961665
I am 100% honest.
Unironically one of the most fleshed out villains in the whole SW universe, certainly the best executed character in the new trilogy.

Great casting, great performance (both vocal and body language wise), interesting character traits, great costume design everything.
Even his lightsaber serves as an extension of his character (crude, highly unstable, amateur build, but very powerful).
If he get's a proper motivational backstory and further character development in the next episode he will become one of the best executed characters in all of Star Wars.

You have no arguments other than the usual "omg he's not the cool evil badass villain I thought he was" meaningless comment
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>>81961769
>Great casting
Not really. I could name 5 better actors that could have done a better job.

>great performance (both vocal and body language wise)
>interesting character traits

>edgy vader fanboy that goes on an autistic tantrum

Moving on......

> great costume design

You're joking right? Some shitty mask(That resembles a lot from Revan, a better villain, might I add) and a cloak.

>Even his lightsaber serves as an extension of his character

Oh, you mean that abomination of a lightsaber which only purpose was to sell toys and make edgy ebil guy look cool

Other than that, very well said. You deserve an upvote.
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>>81955906
yeah I mean just look at drumpf
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>>81962229
You haven't provided a single valid argument, you just greentexted different parts of my post and said "no it's shitty"

bravo mx dear amigo friend
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>>81955858
Because you were expecting a scarred, intimidating-looking Vader analogue.

But his face actually perfectly matches his character. He's a fresh-faced boy who desperately wants to be a badass Sith.

Also, in my theater it sounded like only girls laughing.
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I am pretty sure that no one laughed in any theater except the degenerate americans.
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>ITT: People who don't realize that Kylo Ren is the Star Wars equivalent of Dylan and Eric--literal Hitler worshipping robots and not a badass Sith lord
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>>81962313
>provided argument
>nah m8, you didn't argument

What did the disneycuck mean by this?
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>>81958893
what the fuck do you think their handle is made of? Wood? Fucking retard it's more that they can't afford said iron cause they're niggers
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>>81958383
What is that scene in the gif? Cut content? I wanna see the sauce!
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>>81962443
>edgy autistic shitty abomination edgy upvote

Yeah nice constructive buzzword-free argument my dude.
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>>81962229
Missing the point this much
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>>81962689
What point?
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would you /tv/?
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>>81955858
The actor looks better with facial hair

Though I think they wanted Kylo Ren to look like a dork. I'm still surprised Kylo is suppose to be 30.
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>>81962716
Yes
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So who thinks reylo will happen? I want it to happen. Been rewatching TFA and the sexual tension is strong with them. The ending fight is a bit lackluster, but whatcha gonna do? TLJ will most likely have much better fights, I hope.
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>>81955858
People laughed in your theater?
Did they clap at various points as well?
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>>81962716
>I want that map! you haven't hidden it in your pants have you, traitor?
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>>81962804
Is the most interesting relationship of the movies. If done well it could be pretty great.
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>>81962710
That he is the "edgy wannabe Vader", that is his character, not a mistake in the execution.
It would make no sense for him to look "badass" in terms of his character, Rey even calls him a monster and Kylo takes his mask off to show that he's just as human and "normal" as she.

He wears the mask which is ultimately pointless and not functional, but he wears it just so he can be more like Vader and impose fear with his appearance, not wanting to present his young face.

That other anon already explained the point of his lightsaber, he made this lightsaber himself, it's not like there is a lightsaber factory where you just go and buy a lightsaber for you, he built it himself probably with some scrap parts.
His lightsaber has a cracked crystal inside of the hilt that is so powerful it can't go in one beam so he made 2 vents to function properly. It's not like he made it that way because it's superior.

I think he will stop being a wannabe Vader in TLJ and that's that shot of the destroyed mask in the teaser, Kylo dismissing the Vader image alltogether (maybe because he finds out the true last moments of Vader?).
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Because they're not an autistic sperg like you OP
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>>81962716

That's the chick from Brooklyn nine nine
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>>81962689
What point? That he was *suppose* to be an edgy vader look alike? That he was *suppose* to have autism? That he was *suppose* to be some lame villain that gets beat by MArey sue?

Please mickey, I actually want to know.
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>>81956979
That's literally his character.
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>people actually think he is the villain.
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>>81957258
Yes, he was. The whole character is just a kid that idolizes Vader and wants to be like him. This is incredibly obvious.
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>>81958747
>Women get impregnated by the biggest nigger
Wut. Africans are lean as fuck dude. Giganigga fuckbois only exist in shitty US cities and prisons
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>>81962941
>>81963046

>hey guys, I was thinking that for our villain. We make him some cool, vader fan with a cool looking mask and unique lightsaber. Not only would it remind people of Darth Vader, but the little kids would like the character's looks and buy the toys.

>Yea, that would totally bring some originality to our totally original script. Lets do that. Also, lets make him go into a rage fit! That would totally make people laugh XDD

Like pottery.
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>>81962716
>mfw is the shape of face I find the most attractive in women, albeit I recognize is the least beautiful
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>>81962941
>he is the "edgy wannabe Vader"
That's the problem there.
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>>81962941
>That he is the "edgy wannabe Vader",
I like that and I like the execution. The actor is good.
Just, in the context of the story, what we did see in the OT, and of what he did, it makes zero sense.
Is a great character concept (Supreme Gentleman Sith Wannabe) wasted on a nonsensical plot and role.
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>>81962941
>That he is the "edgy wannabe Vader"

And people say why others think TFA was total shit.
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>>81955858
Because you were in a black neighborhood?
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>>81962804
>So who thinks reylo will happen?
>>81962923
>Is the most interesting relationship of the movies. If done well it could be pretty great.
For me, if it's just done, it will be fucking amazing. They both just need to get towards light and dark sides and meet at the middle. It won't work though, so expect something like Anakin and Padme, which is doomed from the get go, but at least we fans get what we have always wanted...
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Do people unironically like this villain?

He's basically a sith version of Elliot Rodgers.

Literally autistic, and failed to do a simple mission.
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>>81963310
He seems real. I like Palpatine, but him and Snoke I imagine always just plotting the next evil thing to do. They are archetypes. Kylo seems like a real person with real problems. Dad issues, fear, hatred, and shame. So Palpatine is cool, but I like Kylo unironically for the reasons stated.
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>>81963310
I like him as character not as villain, he is clearly not one.
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>>81963649
I like him too, but can you elaborate on that last part?
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>>81955858
Because he doesn't look badass.
people excpected a badass and got a young man with fabuluos hair.
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>>81955858
School Shooter Kylo was the only genuine thing in this movie.
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>>81961769
They could have fleshed it out by giving Driver a Superbad-in-space type of role, that would have been interesting if they managed to make it both funny and serious at the same time.
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>>81956940
His character is a scrawny nerd that thinks Vader is the best thing since sliced bread
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>>81962255
"top kek", fellow channer
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>>81963838
It's absolute madman tier to make a villain that is a satire of a sizeable chunk of the star wars fanbase,
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>>81961709
Barely any resemblance.
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>>81963751
He is pretty much struggling between light and darkness, and actually seems more in the former side tbhwy.
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>>81963881
He will more then likely lose the wannabe Vader act in TLJ
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>>81955923
/thread
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>>81963939
I can see that. I think he fears Snoke too much. And he feels he can't come back anymore from what he has done.

What do you guys think about Rey turning darker? Could something Luke says make her question the light side? Or could she be manipulated to kill Luke or she wants to do that for some reason that is revealed in TLJ?
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>>81964163
She realizes the power of capitalism and becomes an arms dealer, selling mass-production versions of lightsabers and other Jedi props, along with a supplementary advertisement series about the heroic Jedi fighting the evil Sith.
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>>81963310
If you're not a child you realise that there's more to a compelling character than whatever imaginary power-level bullshit the writer pulls out of their ass. Kylo Ren is basically the only Star Wars villain who acts like an actual human being.
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>>81963838
>>81963881
Let's face it, that's already what Anakin was in the prequels. The fans all suspended their disbelief hard and visualized Darth Vader every time he was on screen, but if you watched the movies chronologically I think Vader would never be as cool as he used to be when only the OT existed.
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>>81955858
I thought he was Snape
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>>81955858
He looks like an emo fag neet.
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>>81955858
Nobody laughed on him when I went to see it
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>>81964386
Because you're not in degenerate america
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I'm just patiently sitting here and waiting for TLJ trailer to show up. I'm tired of these grey jedis and force trees that the fandom comes up with. Only 6 more months..................
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I'm just waiting for this guy to show up
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>>81955858
Because they saw your autistic face before the movie started and were reminded of how gay and euphoric you are by Kylo's monkeyface
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>>81964581
IT'S JUST A JUMP TO THE LEFT.
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>>81964581
Who the fuck is this and is /ourguy/?
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>>81964581
I'm more curious for the Chinese Dracula.
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>>81961043
Fucking kek'd
Severely underrated
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>>81964311
That's why they must never be watched chronologically, ever.
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>>81964333
Literally how Snape should have looked like. Also similar in character considering Snape was an ugly edgy emo teen who studies the Dark Arts because he was bullied.
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>>81955858
Literally nobody did, unless you live in some actual third world shithole with average IQ of 70 like america
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>>81964804
It's from the leaked TLJ set photos filmed in Dubrovnik, Croatia.

Here's are a few other pics
http://imgur.com/gallery/9kbNZ
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>>81958719
A majority of the people in the military don't "do" anything.
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>>81964581
This space ayylmao is the key to all of this
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>>81955858
Nobody did, but I can assume why. Adam Driver is a great actor but the exact opposite of an attractive guy or a face you fear. He looks "funny" in a comedy way.
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>>81962499
It's not in any of the deleted scenes either as far as I can remember.
Which is a shame since overall he didn't get enough screen time. But we had to endure a pointless tentacle monster chase for 10 minutes.
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Looks like Paterson gave up
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>>81966163
He seems like a fun dude.
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>>81955923

This lol
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>>81955858
In the UK our cinemas aren't full of loud niggers so this never happened in the UK.
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>>81958383
Adam Driver is roughly the age Snape is supposed to be in the first Harry Potter book
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>>81956940
>it's that he looks like a scrawny nerd

I think they want him to look like that, remember he doesn't play a character who is already a grown up adult who knows how the world works and who is right. He is actually playing that teen who thinks he knows what is going on and thinks he knows what is best but who then finds out his parents were actually fucking right, just like teenagers. Yes the hair is not the best but he does look like an awkward teenager who doesn't fully know how to look good, it isn't his priority either.

The actor can look good if he wants to though.
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>>81966831
Yeah, I'm also thinking it's more intentional so that the transition from TFA to TLJ can appear more significant. Because the actor certainly isn't scrawny or small.
I'm also pretty certain they wanted him to keep redeemable qualities some frailty so that the audience can forgive him in later movies, since there's no way he'll stay a villain.
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>>81966422
My god, I can't imagine being a nig filled cinema.
>"AYYYYYY"
>"BREH WTF"
>"NIGGA HE GAY"
>"BITCH BE UGLY!"

Yeah, no thanks.

>>81966163
>But we had to endure a pointless tentacle monster chase for 10 minutes.
The only reason they included is to give something like the trash compactor monster for nostalgia reasons. Bad choice. A movie should stand on its own..
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>>81966422
Fucking britshits don't know how to enjoy a movie the right way. Vid related, I took it at the last film I went to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvwxLjpouGE
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>>81967330
That's the point exactly. They compromised the movie to a certain extent for the sake of fanboys fapping to OT refs. This has been discussed to death already though. I wish they would try something new.
Hopefully after this trilogy is concluded we can get more unrelated stories that have NOTHING to do with Skywalkers ruining the galaxy with their angst and family disputes.
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>>81967433
I..That...

>mfw /pol/ was right all along
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>>81957258
he was poking fun at the stereotypical star wars fanboys imo
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>>81955923
/thread

Not to mention OP isn't lying. The theatre I went to, EVERYONE was laughing their ass off for a good minute. Jesus Christ man, they picked the most non-intimidating guy possible to be the bad guy. All they needed to do was make him say my name is jeff.
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>>81959031
watch hungry hearts, boi
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>>81955858
That was jj's and driver's intention to make the audience laugh. His character is a pathoic tryhard darth vader wanabe. Just shows how great an actor driver is. You can see conflict in his face without saying a word. Most millennial actors can't pull that off.
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>>81957258
The message is literally that everyone white, male, fit, and straight who aren't named Han Solo or Luke Skywalker are either satanically evil or adult children.

And even Han is a deadbeat and Luke might heel-turn.
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>>81958531
He looks a bit red Indian, to me.
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>>81959234
>What if we took Leon from Resident Evil and made his eyes yellow?
Original character do not steal
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Because you expected some grossly disfigured face guy under the mask. Instead, you get face guy. JJ dropped the ball.
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>>81967944
Btw, I don't add "fit" superfluously. There was ONE white male rebel, and he was fat.
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>>81955932
>>81955923

He's fuckin hot. Go ask 100 girls on video if he is hot. Then ask them if they would rather bang you or him. I understand jealousy really hurts cucks like you
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>>81955858
They didn't. this meme needs to die.
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>>81968175
Half of them might fuck him because of his fame but despite his looks.

Without money and fame though he'd be posting on this board.
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>>81964958
this. these betas must not have any friends who do things in the world. Unless there's a war or you have some super-high position, military is just another government job full of dweebs acting like retards and getting paid well for it with benefits. Half of them are on drugs and shit too. I hate the military circle jerk right wing americans display. I understand when people are shot (or shot at) it is fucking scary, but your average military guy is some nerd getting paid to babysit morons while some other guy gets paid more to babysit him. This is coming from friends who "serve" and hold decent career positions there.
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>>81967433
What the fuck is wrong with non-whites
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>>81955858
It's important to show that evil lurks within us all. You don't have to look menacing to have tremendous amounts of hatred brewing within you. School shooters in USA looked like acne covered nerds, yet they committed acts of unspeakable evil.

The whole point is to let the beta audience see themselves in the villain, instead of some unrelatable generic alpha villain every capeshit tries to have.
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>>81967579
>/pol/ was right all along
are you new? /pol/ is always right
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>>81968175
>>81968217
He's not the menacing dark brooding 11/10 chad they normally put in these movies. When you see this guy cast as the 'main villain' (or so they think) they don't understand and since he's relatively unassuming and harmless looking compared to the dark, brooding, 11/10 chads they normally cast in these roles, and when people see something they don't expect (and it's less scary than what they expect) they laugh. They find it absurd.
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>>81958913
its philly. i see this every day out my back door
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>>81964898
>implying you should watch the prequels at all
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>>81961043
Brilliant
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>>81955858
It was extremely funny
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>>81968422
laugh is the normie reaction to everything. In some cultures they even laugh when they're embarassed. I'm looking at you Asians. You're fucking weird.
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>>81964311
>Let's face it, that's already what Anakin was in the prequels
In a way you are right.
What did Pleb Letter Media said in this regard? Fucking hacks.
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>>81964553
Do people really believe Rian Johnson and co. are using the non-canon EU stuff like gray Jedi in TLJ?
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>>81962804
More hyped for Poe x Finn
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>>81970008
It literally got debunked yesterday.
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>>81955858
He didn't look like a bad ass sith like this guy
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>>81967643
Darth Vader was an old ass man, that was very much the same. They just did a shit job of establishing his character...

Just like they did with all the other characters because TFA was a joke.
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>>81956018
I don't think it's that because I doubt a fraction of the audience has watched girls or knows he's in girls
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>>81955858

I remember in the theaters quite a few people giggled in Ep 3 when Vader took his first breath in the mask. Anyone else?
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>>81956018
That would have been the greatest twist ever
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>people still not getting that him not looking intimidating was the whole point

Rey tells him that he's a monster.
He takes off his mask to show her that he's just as a normal looking human being like her, not an evil disfigured monster.

It would make no sense in terms of his character to remove the mask and behind it to be a 10/10 badass evil turbochad villain. Why would he even hide behind it all then except for the Vader circlejerk?
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>>81970281
It's part 1 of 3, They wanted to give us an idea who he was and what motivated him but reveal more as the trilogy continues
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>>81963310
THAT'S THE POINT!!!
Kylo is supposed to be a Sith weeb. He's a pathetic child trying to be as cool as grandpa Vader but he'll never measure up. Rey even straight up tells him this in the interrogation scene.
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>>81970577
I actually think he has even more Dark Side potential than Vader.
Vader felt the pull of the light and saved Luke at the end because of it, where Kylo straight up murdered his own father while feeling the same pull.

I doubt he will be anywhere near as powerful as prime Vader, but I'm pretty sure he's cemented in the Dark Side with no chance of redemption.
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>>81970865
He murdered his father BECAUSE he felt the pull to not be evil and tried to actively reject it.
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>>81970865
>>81970912
nah he had daddy issues. nothing to do with the dark side m8s
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>>81970865
In the novelisation he actually felts more vulnerable and weak after this.
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>>81961043
Initially skimmed over this, did a double take and laughed my ass off. Post of the week
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>>81964275
>who acts like an actual human being.

This is fucking star wars. Get that gay shit out of here.
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>>81970971
Just before he kills his father there is a blatant on the nose symbolism shot of light dissapearing with the prevailing total darkness. It was heavily implied that there is no "light" in him anymore.

Though I doubt Ryan gives a fuck about any of that when he apparently changes whatever the fuck he doesn't like about the previous film, so ultimately it isn't important I guess.
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>>81970577
That's a shitty plot tbqhwy
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>>81971095
Yeah fuck the "normal" straight white males, I want transgender tentacle vegan aliens in my Star Wars!
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All I have to say is that the disney acquisition was a mistake.
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>>81971241
There are too many human characters in Star Wars, yes.
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>>81971094
fuck you faggot i hope you die soon
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>>81955858
nobody ever played expects a surprise jonas brother
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>>81971312
fuck off
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>>81971339
aww did i hurt your feefees?
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>>81971385
faggot
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>>81971289
hopefully not before you do while as I watch while also cumming on your mothers face. what now?
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>>81958383

>that thumbnail

Why is Allison in Star Wars?
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>>81961043

Chad from Chad.
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>>81957258
Why does JJ Abrams look like a RL Jewish caricature?
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>tfw I have no problem with Adam Driver playing Kylo
>tfw i think hes pretty attractive
>tfw I'm hoping for him to be redeemed, but Disney will go the safe route and probably make him die like a bitch
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>>81955858
Because he is a scrawny whining emo kid instead of an intimidating villain. Also because it reveals he doesn't need the mask at all, he is just cosplaying.
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>>81972782
I had my doubts before but them just giving him that tiny scar instead of deforming more his face pretty much confirms that he will be redeemed to me.
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>>81967433

I'm chilean and I have never seen something like that happening here
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>>81972922
congrats on understanding the whole point of his character
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>>81968175
I not memeing when I say I would bone Adam Drivers regardless of fame. He is sexy anon. His voice alone does it for me.
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>>81956018
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>itt TFA fans desperately trying to argue that it is a good movie by defending one of the most disappointing villains of all time
most movies need a good villain. making Kylo into Elliot Rodgers or whatever is kind of a neat idea but if he is the main villain in the movie, it is an incredibly shitty idea.
we've seen Kylo with his mask off. we've seen the main character get the best of him in both an interrogation and a light saber duel with no training. none of the other members of the first order got enough screen time to make us feel like they share the title of "main villain" with Kylo. so why the fuck would I want to go watch Episode 8 just to watch Rey kick Kylo's ass again? I have no reason to believe that anything different is going to happen in that movie.
just spitballing here, but here are some things they could've done to make the villain situation less disappointing in this shitty movie.
> give Phasma or another high-ranking First Order member more screen time and character development. a proper fight between one of them and the good guys would help a lot
> leave Kylo's mask on for the entire movie. or maybe only remove it once in a new scene at the very end of the movie that shows his new scar
>don't let Rey make Kylo her bitch. there was no reason she needed to get the best of him in the interrogation. in the light saber duel, he could've gotten the best of her, and then her friends save her at the last second before he can deliver a killing blow

>>81967330
>The only reason they included is to give something like the trash compactor monster for nostalgia reasons.
That's why they had the tentacle monster? Fuck. It felt so out of place.
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>>81955858
THEY FUCKING DIDN'T STOP THIS MEME DELET THISSS
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>>81955858
it was somewhat unexpected and mostly up til that point the movie, kylo was a rather intimidating character. unfortunately for Adam Driver, his face doesn't fall into the intimidating side for most people. So a dichotomy of his character and his look was created and the way people reacted to that was laughing.
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tfw I don't think he looks that bad... he's tall and fit and looks kinda like Harison Ford lol? Maybe I'm crazy..
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