Satan called..

>>81954074

>I'm glad this white man and his giant tiger showed up to lead us on a quest to defeat these proto-egyptians

>>81954074

Battlefield earth. If a single movie is to be played forever, I want scientology to be down there.

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>>81954140
you have refined taste for shit

>>81954239
That's an okay movie though

>>81954239
really not that bad t b h

>>81954239
Caesar and Mark Anthony were in this

this is the only redeeming quality

>>81954074
even a good movie would work.

ie, i LOVE baraka, but after a couple million back-to-back views, it could become tiresome.

>>81954239
is this bait? john carter is GOAT

Home alone 3. I remember a flight atttbeing asked what movie passengers hated and she said every flight people were complaining about it. Imagine having to look at that ugly annoying little kid for an eternity.

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>>81955024
Truly devilish

>>81954074
Smoky and the Bandit 3: Smoky is the Bandit.

>>81954074
Did camilla Belle ever get her tits out?

>>81956840
nah, that's why the movies on this list

>>81954239
this was heinous, but like this anon said>>81954360 it had James Purefoy in it, the only redeeming quality

>>81955024
I truly enjoyed this film. It was a bit cringy here and there, but quite all right

>>81955272
meh. this can be enjoyable ironically. Or even post ironically. Not heinous enough

>>81957337
I defy you to enjoy Smoky and the Bandit 3 genuinely, ironically, or post-post-post-ironically. It's infuriatingly bad.

>>81954074
>passion of the Christ
To remind everyone how easily it could have been to just believe and avoid torment
>norm of the north
As possibly the worst movie ever created
>small soldiers
I guess people in hell deserve some small entertainment

>>81954074
God's Not Dead

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>>81957676
For the cliffhanger ending? Haha devilish dude. Great film though

Boondock Saints

>>81957727
George go to bed

>>81954074
This movie was so ridiculus, it took the whole "prophecy" and "the chosen one" and turn it up to 11 by having like three prophecies and two chosen ones and then they needed to happen in some order.

>>81957693
Anon no one on /tv/ is old enough to know what that is

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I have the perfect short film

yfw /tv/ is actually hell

>>81957801
That's heaven though

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>>81957769
considering he posted the remake that came out in 2006 you might be retarded

>>81957898
To be fair not many people remember a remake was made.

>>81957898
>2006, in order to be 13 then you'd have to be 25 now
>he doesn't know most of /tv/ is 14-19

You are on a board with a bunch of children friendo

>>81954239
I love that movie. Sorry Jesus, gotta go.

>>81957693

It's worth a watch.

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>>81957869
Oh no

>>81955024
Fucking Trump voting Nazi

>>81958111
>catched

>>81957693
>>81955024
These movies are far from the worst of the worst. I Enjoyed them. It's easy to hate on the remakes.

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>>81954074
Hope you enjoy stock footage of planes refueling

Magic Magic

>>81958219
Really liked it.

>>81957843
It is because we are our own demons.

>>81958285
your brain must be broken

>>81958320
Wow really makes you think

>>81958371
Your brain must be 12.

>>81958469
nuh uh

>>81958111
Title says "Satan called.." not "God called.."

>>81958371
>>81958469
>>81958505
Now this is the high level of discourse we all come to /tv/ for!

>>81957693
this is a so bad its good classic though

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/thread

>>81954074
i liked this movie. ama

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You kids are amateurs.

>>81957337
>hates John Carter
>enjoyed Ghostbusters
And they say there's no girls on the internet

>>81954140
this triggers me

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