Why did they change her character from a grade A qt 3.14 to something that looks like a trasvestite crack whore?
She had the right voice.
>>81953023
Left looks like an Ayy Lmao
>>81953023
Left looks like she has a pretty pussy, right looks like a meaty vag with a overdeveloped clitoris
Lily Munster>Morticia Addams
>>81954277
her and herman never fucked.
Morticia and Gomez were all over each other
>>81953023
You can't improve on perfection
>>81954331
Then how did they have kids?
Herman was probably a right dirty cunt in the bedroom.
>>81954429
You know they weren't Herman's
>>81954277
>>81953023
it was a thinly veiled attempt to make a whole generation of men into wednesday
>>81954429
He had a big ole Frankenstein dick.
>>81954244
Some men like that and are proud of a mangled roasted roastie
>>81953023
As if Christina Ricci's gonna be fit for the role now.
So, who could be Morticia in a new version? I vote pic related
Just watched The Addams Family 2 today and realized how cuck and SJW that movie was. Basically promoting as good any abnormality (degeneracy, cripples, minorities) while shitting on White Christian America (DUDE WHITE MEN DESTROYED REDSKIN "CULTURE" LMAO). Can't believe the brainwashing started such long time ago
>>81954514
>>81954429
They had only one kid and he was a werewolf.
>>81954514
She's the only serious contender
>>81954552
(You)
>>81954603
Based Eddie
>>81954603
LYCANTHROPED
>>81954514
>>81954631
>not daddario
>>81954552
Modern liberalism all started in the late 80s/early 90s, it just took a vacation for a while in the post 9/11 era before coming back with a vengeance under Obama.
>>81954603
KNOTTED
>>81954277
when decarlo was much younger she was an 8 of 10, but not by the era of the Munsters
original morticia was amanda seyfried qt throughout
How does a vampiress give birth to a werewolf? Also somehow her uncle or brother was a werewolf.
>>81954514
krysten ritter u dummies
THEY'RE SPOOKY AND THEY'RE KOOKY, THEY'RE ALL TOGETHER OOKY
>>81954762
>>81954485
"He had an enormous schwanzstucker! WOOF!"
>>81954749
Who?
>>81954331
>>81954963
That ain't Munsters!
>>81954963
She looks like a chink.
Herman had a kinky streak.
>>81954429
>Herman was probably a right dirty cunt in the bedroom.
He was a fuckin' animal.
>>81955050
It looks like Nicki Minaj
>be a big ass fucking Frankenstein motherfucker
>have a child with a vampire
>your son is a werewolf
how???
>>81954749
Daddario as a grown up Wednesday
>>81954552
whew
Nobody remembers Herman's first wife.
>>81955172
That's what you get when you combine Frankenstein's with Vampires?
Or "monsters" is supposed to be a specific race.
>>81955200
Yes
Jonah Hill(s) as Pugsley
>>81955313
>He doesn't know about Monster genealogy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTxr7sx9j6E
The next generation is the best.
Damn what I wouldn't give for a new one with her.
>>81954463
>>81953023
Carolyn Jones didn't even reproduce and pass on her excellent eye genes.
>>81954552
jesus christ go back to /pol/
>>81954752
Yeah, tbqh the only difference was that social media wasn't a thing so people couldn't find each other and fellate each other's delusions.
>>81957300
Jesus Christ you pol obsessives are so fucking annoying.
>>81956085
What a waste
>>81955728
>Weregoo
????
>>81958026
What is this?
>>81959580
Al Paper
>>81959580
The only good Tim Burton film
>>81955302
Herman killed her. Accidentally. Probably in bed. Had to get a new more durable wife. Second wife was a Vampire, so, the durability worked out.
>>81957562
Ghoul + Werewolf.
>>81955172
Herman's balls were from a werewolf. God you people are idiots.
>>81953023
Movie Morticia looked more like the original cartoons.
TV Gomez looked more like the original cartoons.
>>81956085
If it helps, I know someone who looks like her. She's an absolute cutie too.
>>81955172
He was cucked by the BWD