Which one was the best one?

none you capeshit faggot manchild

SAY

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>>81952668
D R O P P E D
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>>81952668
Why was Captain America part of the Fantastic Four?

>>81952668
Can't unsee Chris "cuck" Evan's JUST hair on 2005.

>>81953456
>One drop rule

Jesus Christ. They don't even get to benefit from the networking advantages at that point.

>>81953456

>le dropped meme

Found the redditor

>>81952668
2015 because of the death blow it dealt to this piece of shit franchise, praise josh trank

2005 wasted based evans and chiklis as perfect casting

2005, but should have made thing a but bigger

Would love to see those guys in the mcu

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>>81953758
Impossible.

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>>81953876
>all those jump cuts

>>81952668
2005 was my favorite.

I remember seeing silver surfer on release in 2007, at a drive in theater. It was mediocre. I wonder if that drive in is still there.

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>>81953876
Why is it so hard to find good cinematography these days? All these jump cuts in your webm look bad. The CGI looks fine and all, but the camera work hurts to look at.

What are some movies with really good cinematography?

Reminder: Kate Mara > Jessica Alba

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What if MCU Cap had all the powers of the Fantastic Four, but the skill and experience of Captain America?

Would he be up there with Thor and Hulk in terms of power?

>>81952668
Foursome with all the sues.

>>81953456
Didn't she go on some nigger show and find out she was like 99% European?

>>81954113
He would be Kl'rt and SWORD would have to be notified immediately that the Skrulls have infiltrated the Avengers.

They all suck but 1994 is the most competent film. I'm not even joking.

2015 is a disaster on every level.
2005 is early capeshit garbage and has aged extremely poorly.

>>81952691
fpbp
everybody go home

>>81952668
They were all fantastic.

>>81954005
Batman v Superman.

>>81955422
They were all 4/10.

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>>81953703
Oy vey!

I sure wonder who could be behing this post!

>>81955422
kek'd and check'd

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>all that shittalk about the newest
>cmon it can't be THAT bad
>watch it
>it's actually worse
>it's one of the worst movies I have ever watched

>>81952668
2015 took itself way too seriously, and was just awful all around.

2005 and '94 ones were kinda hammy, but '05 has better special effects. so, I guess that is the best?

>>81952668
>make shitty no-budget fantastic four flick thats never going to see the light of day just to keep the rights
>it looks better than both reboots

Memes aside, 94 had the best Doom

>>81954005
Boyka is kino cinema

>>81954005
>>81955464
THIS

>>81955156
A hispanic show, yes. She thought she was Hispanic to the point she was telling everyone for years. Turns out she's white as fuck. Also if your Father is Jewish, you're not Jewish. It's Matrilineal.

>>81957446
Shows how unfaithful jew women are that the ethnicity can only officially be traced through the person who gave birth to them. As a race they take so much cock behind the husbands back they can't be sure who the father is, and the men are such literal cucks instead of stopping their women cheating they decide to just make jewishness passed from mother to child

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2005, also this dude.

>>81957802
>This amount of butthurt in one post
Wew

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>>81952668
The original because its the only one with Doctor Doom in it. The characterizations were good in the next two.

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>>81953456
>"Jews are behind everything!"

How's high school going?

>>81953456
>>>/pol/

>>81954005
It isn't. You're just looking in the wrong place.
Disney knows their audience and cinematography is at the bottom of their list of priorities.

The 2006 cartoon.

>>81952691
>hurr duur capeshit

>posts on /tv/

>>81958203
>not the 90s cartoon series
top pleb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amUJOeuxpXE

>>81958039
How's Tumblr going?

>>81953456
wow. this is literally a destruction of the white race and a personal attack on me

Unironically, the 1994 version because Roger Corman knew how to make a decent movie even with shit budgets.

>>81953665
Go home and defend muslims Ben.

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>>81952668

>>81958323
Weak

>>81952668
2015 version because Kata Mara is probably one of the best looking women alive, second only to MEW

>>81954571
But there's only three you fucking retard

>>81958542
Its a foursome. Like a threesome.

anon = 1

Three sues = 3

1+3=4

/sci/ signing off

>>81958500
Daddy needs to get his rocks off!

>>81954005
The Revenant, Birdman, Gravity, Life of Pi, anything but capeshit

>>81952668
2005 is underrated

it just came out too early

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>>81953703
>calling a 4ailchan meme a reddit one
Found the redditor

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>>81958542
Holy shit you're retarded get off my board

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>>81958542

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>>81953758
Are you saying impossible as if I didn't know human torch was cap?

Who the fuck do you think I am you little faggot I read 3 comics a day and 2 before breakfast.

>>81952668
I'm not into watching things ironically so all of them are shit but the best one is actually probably the 2015 one

Studio shouldn't have meddled with Josh Trank

2015 before they got powers>>>>>>> 2005 >>>>>>>>>>>> 2015 after they got powers > 1994

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>>81959039
>muh feminazi kike boogeyman

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>>81952668
>2015
Haven't seen, can't comment
>2005
Unabashed funkino, certainly stupid but a dopey product of its time. Hemi jokes are eternal.
>1994
Beauty on celluloid. The gold standard by which all capeshit should be judged.The Thing looks like a shit golem, tho.

>>81952668
2015, easily

One of the top five superhero movies of the last 15 years

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>>81958955
>took the obvious bait
Brainlets

Why did they make the leader guy a teenager

>>81959280
>denying facts in 2017

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>>81959039

Military fag here. I hate to break the news but the /pol/ Jewish bogeyman theory is about as well substantiated as sightings of Santa. Your only evidence being some random picture you downloaded off the internet.

>>81959388
>Deny facts.

What facts? You literally have nothing. You're literally just some /pol/ tard who's extremely anti-semantic because you've gone on 4chan one too many times.

>>81959643
I'm actually an Israeli kiddo try again.

>>81958039
>>81958323
both kissless and lonely

>>81959516
>The high school dropout that gets paid nothing and is worked hard to make sure his jewish masters get more gold defends his jewish masters

I feel sorry for you m8.

>>81959039
fox news is run by gays LUL

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>>81952668
All of them, because this chart says so.

>>81959039
Jews like to brag about this shit, its hardly news to anyone except goons

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>>81959685
>/pol/lack shitskin
color me surprised

>>81953456
>2015: Two kikes, one nigger and a rock
>1994: Three whites and a rock

Yet people still say white genocide isn't happening

Haven't seen the 1994 one, but it can't be worst than "beaner in a wig and blue eye-contacts" nor "WE HUMAN TORCH NOW"

>>81959897
go back to /pol you racist cunt

The Roger Corman money laundering scheme was the most enjoyable out of the bunch.

>>81952668
>2015
>le dark edgy tacticool suits

>2005
>plastic suits made for producing great toys

>1994
>dunno what to say

>>81953456
I like how this stupid cunt still calls herself mexican even though she's mostly European and since when is Spanish mexican and not European?

>>81960095
if your grandparents and great-grandparents lived in mexico but their ancestors were actually spanish colonialists
you can count yourself as a person of spanish-mexican descent

as opposed to being of pure native-mexican descent

>>81960279
That doesn't make any sense though. Doesn't Mexican already imply they were half Spanish and native? Spanish shouldn't be a subset of Mexican. It makes no sense.

>>81960018
early 90s was a strange time for superhero movies. Corman made Fantastic Four, Albert Pyun made Captain America and Black Scorpion was release.

>>81954005

BOTTOM LINE AMERICA

>>81958500

I WAS GOING TO SHOW HER MY THING

>>81960502
>american education
are you retarded? do you think that all people who speak spanish are automatically of spanish descent?

your genes change upon learning a new language?

>>81952668
05

Jessica Alba is forever elder tier waifu. The one waifu to rule them all

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>>81955422
WAIT SAY THAT AGAIN

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>>81959734
>Being this dense.

I promise I make more money than you considering my rank and have a better job than you as well because I do server maintenance. Sorry life has cucked you this hard man.

>>81956208
Adkins Boyka Trilogy is DTV action at its best.

>>81959734
Also doing a screen cap on this for how retarded it is.

>>81952668
>those lifeless "modern" colors in 2015
How long until movies go back to being black and white?

>>81952668
The 1994 and 2005 are very camp films. 2005 could easily pass as an MCU movie, had it been released today because it is really different quality wise than the shit they churn out.

The 2015 was grimdark and kind of edgy but I would say it was the most ambitious of the three. I like all three though.

>>81960502
Is a retarded American categorization, mixing ethnicity with nationality because everyone in the new world is a mongrel

>>81952668
I wanted to see Alba wear the slutty 90s Sue outfit

>>81960593
Where the fuck do mexicans come from you fucking retard.

>>81960727
>I promise I make more money than you considering my ran
What is your rank? 55 Elite? Call of Duty fag

None of them. Seriously who cares about the Fantastic Four? I've never heard anyone say they were interested in seeing any of the movies. They have the least compelling backstory and some of the lamest powers.

>>81957446
>Also if your Father is Jewish, you're not Jewish. It's Matrilineal.

Who cares about some arbitrary rule created by some rabbis, if you have a Jewish father, you are Jewish. You DNA doesn't change because some kike says it does.

That being said, Alba isn't a Jew as she literally has one drop. Teller is 1/4 Jewish

>>81960956
How can someone know this little about the military? Think about this, you claim I work for Jewish masters but literally don't even know something as simple as the ranks and corresponding pay grades for each branch.

>>81961062
tldr

>>81955724
back to your containment board >>>>/pol/>>>>

>>81961048
>You DNA doesn't change because some kike says it d
Arabs and Jews are genetically identical. You're only a jew if you're Mother is a jew. Sorry you don't/can't get that.

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>>81961097
That figures.

>>81961176
wat

>>81958530
Imagine having taste this bad. Wew

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>>81961191
"...it's just easier to call you stupid."

>>81952668
People who say 1995 are just meming, it was just as boring as 2005.

>>81960906
some come from native ancestry (like amerindinas),
some come spanish colonialists,
and some come from both

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>>81958039
>jews aren't behind hollywood
How's high school special ed going?

>>81961157
Yemeni Jews are genetically indistinguishable from Arabs. Ashkenazi and Sephardis are not identical to Arabs. Stop talking shit about things you don't understand

>>81954005
>cinematography

You know how I know you're still in high school?

>>81961396
is that so hitler?

>>81961336
>/pol/

In case you were wondering which board you should be currently shit posting on.

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>>81961417
>projecting because you've likely got no argument otherwise so you're just going to spout a half baked insult you didn't even come up with yourself

>>81959039
George Lucas is gay?

>>81961396
all jews and arabs look the same sounds the same and has the same dna and smell

schlomo you're a muhamed denial

>>81952668
They're all shit but 2005 was the least shit.

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>>81953703

>>81952668
Fantastic Four 2015 is a great film. All the F4 comic fan boys will undoubtedly say otherwise. The film offers a critique of various controversial topics, and actually explains that superheros aren't that powerful; they are utilized like tools/toys, humans without agency... leading to many interesting theories relating to the scope of the film. Also, Josh Trank Directors Cut?

>>81958542
I was counting your mom too faggot