Why is he so based?

>>81951852
pizza lmao rite???

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They must have pastry poopoos if they eatin so much doughey pizza

>>81951852
I hate late night "comedians" so much

>>81951852
his ratings are about as legit as the election poll results

>>81951852
American pizza is fucking disgusting fäm

>>81951852
>americans eat pizza literally every day

>>81951852
>no bite taken out of that pizza
>mouth still full

How does he do it?

>>81952063
>europeans eat hala food everyday

>>81952382
halal*

>>81952382
>americans eat kosher food everyday

>>81952426
t. upset shariah law observer

>>81952426
Untrue. That's only the people who voted for Trump.

>>81952382
>tfw European and I like halal kebab, NY style pizza and kosher deli

Globalisation has some positives

>>81951852

I want to watch Colbert be slowly and painfully tortured. He's worse than every other late night faggot put together.

>>81951996
Wtf??

>>81952737
His election night routine was the first thing in the morning I watched after finding out that Trump won.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXhFGO8R7aU

>>81951852
pizza this and pizza that and night cheese this and he sound like those crazy fuckers from pizzagate on instagram

Colbert takes the neat looking hypocrite freak from work to another level.
Nobody really likes that guy even though he acts like he's the most popular under the sun.

>>81953293
Well, he's the most popular late-night host atm.

>>81952063
Unironically true if you've ever seen a public school's cafeteria

>>81953332
Yea cause all good late night hosts are gone.
Who watches late night tv anyway.
Security guards?
Even Conan is washed up.
They need to brake the format and mix it with more sketch comedy, more live performances and reality tv stuff.