My eyes are getting weary...

>>81947956
My pants are getting tight

>>81947956

Pussy feelin tight

My ass is getting weary
My back is getting tight

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>>81947956
Literally, explain this

>>81948004
Some women like bears

>>81948072
...sure

>>81948004
> Doug literally admitted to being 5'9" in s3e3


Nobody can explain this

>>81948085
I'm a mr skeletal but I have a few big guys as friends and they say girls like them because it makes them feel less fat and they like men that can handle them (lift them up, hold around them without making them feel fatter etc). When it comes to skeletals, fat and muscle, fat and muscle wins over skeletal which has no change.

>>81948170
I think your friends are lying, they are banging fat chicks

women go across and up the attraction scale while men go across and down

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>"My career has been in a bit of a slump for the past decade so I'll simply remake King of Queens with almost exactly the same characters and hope nobody notices."
Guess what Kevin, we noticed. You should've just brought the old show back with Doug and Carrie coping with their kids ten years later.

>>81948222
>they are banging fat chicks
no, I've met and befriended most of their girlfriends. they are petit women.

Carrie is one fine piece of ass, stunningly pretty despite her incessant nagging and bad stories but nothing some rough spanking wont fix