>women prefer roid babby efron how? why?

>>81944840
He looked best in Neighbors. His look here is just cartoonish.

>>81944897
He looked best in Highschool Musical when he was eating prime Hudgens ass

>>81944897
the tone of this movie seems weird as fuck

>>81944840
His body looks absolutely ridiculous here.

>>81944928
They're clearly trying to go for a 21/22 Jump Street vibe but don't have the talent of Lord and Miller or the likability of Channing Tatum.

>>81944840

How should we cast this?

>how about 3 bland roastie normie whores, the rock, some boyband looking guy and some fat nerd for comic relief

>>81944956
funny because i was gonna use 21 jump street as my example except this doesnt seem as overtly comedic

>>81944840
me on the right

>>81944997
True, this does seem a bit more focused on being an action movie.

It's all about the abs for them.

>>81944840
>painted on muscle deffinition

>>81944840
how do I get Zack efron ripped?

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>>81944840
Jesus, at least post the unshopped pic

>>81945274
getl fit then just dehydrate yourself to near death

>>81945277
>fat nerd-jew got bigger tits than the women
laff

>>81944928
The biggest thing that throws me is the inclusion of that guy on the right and the two girls to the left and right of Daddario. They seem completely out of place, which throws off the chemistry of the entire cast.

>>81944916
She's still pretty sexy nowadays albeit a bit thicc on the right places

>>81944840
lol why did they feel the need to add this massively obese lardmonster to the group?

>>81945453
So you would have a character to relate to.

>>81945299
Women who literally don't sit on their ass all day stuffing their face don't have big tits, newsflash.

>>81945500
You take that back right now you f*cking *sshole

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>>81945812

Why is Daddario so perfect?

>>81944840
FACE beats HEIGHT beats FRAME

Also the Rock is ETHNIC, his SMV goes down by 2 points from that alone. No HAIR

>>81946501
>trapped under a fucking sports bra
>theyre supposed to bounce

why did they get a bunch of homos to write this?

>>81946583
Jewish men are low test

>>81944840
>roid babby efron
You mean Zac ''nose job surgery and Jaw Reshaping'' Efron?

>>81944840
So the nerd will end up saving everybody with his hacker sk1lzz and get Daddario. If the movies goes into full porno at this point I'm okay with it but else it's just the age old question "why make this" (money).

>>81946501
Did anyone else realize she had a face?

>>81946820
I would fucking cum in the spot if the nerd gets Daddario's virgin for himself.

>>81944840
I actually have a friend that liked Efron more when he wasn't ripped as fuck, and finds him disgusting now

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Efron is one hundred Chad thundercock, perfect face and body

>>81945053
Underrated

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>>81948108
>being so insecure about your physique compared to the rock that you have to get dehydrated before shooting scenes

>>81946501
dialogue should've been
>did you just look at my boobs?
>yes, I can't help it. I'm a manlet and your boobs are at eye level

>>81946687
>jaw reshaping
he just roided

>>81944986

How could you expect any more from Baywatch

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>>81944840
Cuz a dude is stud !!!

>>81948771
>gear changes the shape of your jawbones
>in your thirties of all things
Totally not the case. Is more plausible saying that he got surgery, which he probably did.

>>81949054
face has a lot of muscles
a well developed masseter makes your jaw more square and manly looking
it's a pretty common occurrence for roiders to "improve" their features and jawline

>>81949091
Your jawline is still dictated by your bones and your fat% mostly.
Unless he did some serious masseter routine he didn't get it due to roids.

>>81948244
"le omg so underrated XD upvote"

>>81949490
it is, muscles help a lot

>serious masseter routine
you do realize that you grow more muscle when you sit on your ass than people who train when you're on moderate doses of test?
chewing is enough to make it visibly grow

>>81949054
They do, look at ftm trannies, they end up with jaws like olivia wilde. HGH also changes facial features

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kek

>>81949964
5'8 is the height of kings

>>81950262
the shorter you are the closer you are to the devil so chew on that


5'11 master race reporting

>>81949845
>you do realize that you grow more muscle when you sit on your ass than people who train when you're on moderate doses of test?
>inb4 the graph
Go ahead and post it, that has nothing to do with anything anyways and if anything it proves you are wrong.
The difference is insignificant and you are not going to get a chiseled jaw just because you are on roids just like you don't get canonball delts.

You wanna believe it's possible to get a chiseled jawline just by taking a bunch of rids be my guest though.

>>81949964

>Franco

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>6'8''
>mfw 6'2 manlets try to convince themselves they're tall cuz at least they aren't a 5.

Dude needs to do more overhead work

>>81950451
He has high blood pressure. Can't do overhead work.

>>81950320

>height starts with 5
>master race of anything

>>81950375
>muscles you don't really use grow on gear
>nothing to do with anything
>proves you are wrong

k

>>81950451
he's pretty balanced desu
delts kinda look like that when you're super lean and not a roidfreak

>>81950496
>half-assed """"""retort"""""
The fact that you don't know why it proves you wrong only makes my point stronger, more so considering I pointed out exactly why in the very post you quoted.
Stick to kino discussion and spare you the embarrassment next time.

>>81950543

I'm not even trying to argue with you, yet you act like some self important cunt.
kys, seriously

>>81944840
They don't. On screen he's a pretty face. In real life they notice he's shorter than all his female costars and their panties turn to waterfalls when the Rock comes towering over them.

>>81950914

Is this what you tell yourself as you cry into your pillow?

>>81949964
haha what a fucking manlet
t. 5'9" receding hairline god

>>81944928
It's 21 Jump Street/Chips.

It's full self-aware comedy now.

>>81944986
...yeah, they should have got Meryll Streep and Daniel Day Lewis.

The real question is, why the Rock is the only one with shoes? Is he afraid of his feet?

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>>81945277

>>81951179
My height fluctuates between 5'11" and 6ft due to spinal compression.

>>81944840
>"You people?"
>"You don't get to say that you're just tanned"

dropped like a motherfucking hot potato

>>81949964
F U C K Y O U

"manlet" here (not. i'm actually 5'8 1/2 you know the average american height)

why do you niggers hate us so much? i never see this hate threads besides on /tv/ and /fit/. this is the primary reason why i stopped posting progress pics on /fit/.

fuck off

>>81951434
That's only for shitskins, average white male height is 5'10

>>81944840
Thank god they have that fat slug on the far right or they'd completely alienate 80% of their American audience. Is there a fat sow on this show too?

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>>81944916

>>81951434
>>81951624
>>81950444
>tfw 6'2" and only one of my cousins is taller than I am in this area and he is 6'4"

Everyone else is under 5'10" and my last gf is exactly 5'.

>>81944840
laugh'd und lost

>>81951709
I don't know what her face looks like, but from this angle he's leagues above her

>>81948108
why does efron's face look 87 y/o?

>>81951784
>i dont know what vanessa hugdgens face looks like
pajeet please

>>81944840
Literally the shortest person on the set.

>>81944840
I like The Rock as much as the next person, but he's flown too close to the sun on this one.

Nobody takes the place of The Hoff.

>>81944840
Its literally paint on his body to create artificial shadow. Cant blame him for insecurity standing next to Rock I guess.

>>81944897
I think it's because he cut too much, or whatever the term is? Like he needs more fat.

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>>81951784
Fucking hell Grandad.

>>81951960
It's the rock. No one cares about the Hoff anymore.

I want the rock to be my dad

>>81945277

why didn't they make Doc Savage with the rock as lead

>>81944840
>Comedy.
>Fat Jew wears a shirt during the "Slo Mo Beach Run"

Do the directors even know what they're doing?

>>81944840
His body is not aesthetic at all, that cleft inbetween his breasts are disgusting

I DON'T KNOW HOW PEOPLE HAVE THE CONFIDENCE TO GO SHIRTLESS IN FRONT OF PEOPLE. NEVER MIND AT THE BEACH

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>>81951154
Kek

>>81944986
What's a roastie?

>>81952125
heh

>>81951994
CHILD

>>81951994
just some fuck with little knowledge of american celebs, except for the internationally famous ones

>>81951994

>Her face

Shit tier genetics

>>81951981

He looks roided and he's doing the dehydration thing. It makes him look like a 50 year old.

>>81948108
They both look ridiculous and not in a good way.

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>>81952350
Nothing wrong with her face

>>81948108
>5'8"
>perfect body
I guarantee you he'd trade for a 6'1" skinnyfat in a heartbeat.

So is this movie going to provide proper fapping material or is it going to fill the cast with attractice women then fellate itself over how 'woke' it is?

>>81950914
So delusional

maybe because his benis hasn't inverted from all the roids

>everyone talking about efron roiding
>no one talking about the rock getting surgery to fix his gyno
He's open about it too.

>>81944840
He is white

>>81952729
it's because whitey can rely on his intellect to sustain him through life. white guys have no excuse to be so shallow that they allow themselves to take roids.

>>81945539
Lol, no. That's what skinny women with a boob complex or fat women with a complex tell themselves to cope.
>Haha, I have small tits but that's because I'm slim, right? Only fat girls have big tits
>Haha, I might be fat but I have big tits, if I was slim I wouldn't have big boobs, right?

Wait whut, The Rock is 1.96?

Never knew he was that tall, damn son.

>>81948108
Lol The Rock is NOT 6'5 -- He looks 6'1 in this picture.

Manlet detected

>>81953056
there are very few women in shape that have tits bigger than C
anything bigger is a fat cow or a 1/1000000 genetic lottery winner

>>81945539
t. chestlet

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>>81944840
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D

5'8" here and let me tell you some thing you piece of fucking shit.

I'm handsome as fuck and have a babyface that allows me to pull easy teen pussy because of it. You should see some of the tight little bodies I've fucked. I have a 7.5in dick and not a single girl I have ever banged has failed to text/call me for a bootycall late at night. I embrace any challenge I get from someone who tries to stand in my face and intimidate me with their height, because it's pathetic. Low center of gravity, fast reflexes, and ridiculous core strength will allow me to either 1) quickly take you to the ground where I will stomp your fat face or 2) out last you with endurance because your shitty, overweight frame required to ground that extra height made you more tired. I make 85k a year as an mid-level engineering manager at Ford (I'm 23 btw, they will most likely promote me to upper management within the next 2-3 years). I fuck shit up in every single sport and would destroy any of you (minus basketball where skill/talent is substituted out for height). I've been compared to Messi in my soccer style. Quick dribbling and cutting in between every opponent in front of me. I scored 95 goals throughout my high school varsity soccer career. I made the varsity football team freshman year as starting runningback but soccer and football were the same season so I couldn't dominate both.

Sports I would destroy you at in order

Soccer
Football
E-sports
Baseball
Endurance running
Tennis
Golf
Footgolf
Ping Pong
others

I know you. Ugly is a given. Probably curly hair. Tried to grow a beard but it was patchy and you were sad for awhile about that. Struggling to find a way to validate yourself you took to reminding everyone how you're "Over 6 feet tall!", as if that was some sort of cutoff for being a man. When in reality you're just as pathetic as every other self-hating wannabe piece of shit out there, yet you have somehow convinced yourself you've won the genetic lottery.

>>81953347

>le dropped meme

The best reddit meme. Probably the picturesque Reddit meme, actually

>>81953354
I didn't know this one. Pretty tasty.

>>81944840
>>6'5
>>5'8
Kek at these internet heights. Minus 2 inches from everything you read on the internet.

>>81953347
what do you have against jews you fucking antisemite?

>>81953533
I browse Celebheights.com when wanting to know a celebrity's height.

>>81953756
>Celebheights.com
Celebs must hate those autists for exposing their lies.

>>81944840
Who looks like a piece of leather.

>>81953378
This is the second thread you've done this in you sub-human kike

>>81953756
Even in the comments there they're saying he's not 5'8 kek

>>81953378
please stop acting gay. thanks.

>>81953917

>he's being unironically anti semetic

How do I upvote you, fellow redditor?

>>81952259
No seriously what does roastie mean

>>81955134
https://www.google.com/search?q=roastie

>>81949054
>what is trenjaw
Go to any active sterongeneral on /fit/
Ask about trenjaw

>>81955496
:/

>>81949964
>Dave Franco
>5'7"
Will manlets ever learn ??

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>>81955790

>>81955818
This. Always subtract a couple of inches to get their real height.

where do these actors get the steroids and knowledge of how to take them? It doesn't seem fair

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Never trust manlets

>>81951333
>periodic manletism

>>81955970
kek

>>81948108
Roids.jpg

>>81953354
>who else lost it at "footgolf"

>>81945539
It's genetic like height your fucking retard. You can add fat, but big natural boobs are just genetics.

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>mfw I've measured both 5'11 and 6'0 by different doctors
Does that mean I'm 5'11 and a half? So close to escaping the manlet curse..

>>81956895
you're average either way, stop worrying about it

>3 girls
>Rock close to the girls
>beta manlet and fat omega keep their distance fom dominant rock and his women.
POETRY!

zac efron look like a fuckin GI joe

They should have told him to eat a little more, would probably look better

>>81956895
Work on your posture, that might be the difference

>>81944840
why is the rock wearing sneakers?

post more Pudgens

>>81959691
le pudge

>>81955818
>>81955882
If by some random luck I become a celebrity or some other public figure, I will *always* subtract 4-5 inches, depending on how devilish I am feeling, when describing my height at every opportunity I can.
>be literally 5'8
>nah I'm 5'4
>nah I'm 5'3
>watch as lying/deluded heightlets squirm as their world built on lies crumble around them

>>81955134
Virgins on 4chan believe that women having sex with different men makes their vaginas look like roast beef.

You know something that only 8th graders and shut-ins can believe.

>>81961760
landwhale, pls

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>>81961664
>he admits he's 5'8

>>81961779
Or I've fucked a bunch of women and understand basic human anatomy.

>>81961908
>>>81961779
>Or I've fucked a bunch of women and understand basic human anatomy.
You might right, but he's also right. You can see how a pornstar's cunt evolves over time.

>>81961965
It's literally not a thing anon.

Women's vaginas are meant to push out babies, dicks don't destroy pussies, and if they did, women in long term relationships would have far more beat up pussies than your average slutty girl.

The whole thing is retarded in every possible way.

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>>81961878

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>>81950444
5'9 manlet reporting. My dick looks giant to women. I bet your date gets super dissapointed when you drop your droors and show her your real size

>>81955622
>what is trenjaw
A myth among roiders.

Try again. I've been a regular in the /fraud/ threads since forever.
Not even HGH is going to give you significant results, and that is the ONLY and ACTUAL hormone that is proven to help with jaw development.

>>81945539
t. virgin