Aaaaaaaaaaaand it's kino

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

It's not. It's utter shit.

>>81943470
Only redditor say kino

Opinion discarded

>>81943530
>do I fit in yet?

>>81943530
kino

Peter Jacksons Kong shits all over this garbage.

>>81943470
Everything with Kong was great, the rest was okay - good.

The overall quality puts me as a sure thing to watch the sequel

>>81943491
I don't see what you're trying to accomplish by posting the Trials of Saint Jiub here.

>>81943549
Sup Reddit

>>81943581
sup kino

>>81943470
I don't want to pay to watch it because of the faggot director but I'll definitely pirate it for Brie Larson

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>>81943491
>mfw this is better than any mcu action scene

>>81943588
Stop trying to fit in redditor

We don't want you here

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>>81943491
Snyder would be proud

>>81943689
You just can't appreciate pure kino

>>81943470
*raises paw* uhh why does this image look like a black man

>>81943556
If they just didn't cast Adrian Brody. It would've been a classic.

>>81943894
0w0 whats this? Racism on my board? UNACCEPTABLE

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>>81943530
PURE

UNCUT

THROBBING

KINO

>>81943652
USE A VPN, I GOT A DMCA letter for it.

>>81943955
>Adrian Brody

That's a weird way to spell Jack Black

>>81943894
they had to model the face off someone, using a nig as the template makes sense

>>81943515
this

>>81944027
this, brody was fine, jack wasn't

>>81943997
I thought they were gonna stop doing this back in January?

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>>81943491
>that camera focus
>that dynamic action
>only 4 cuts in 15 seconds
>cheeky POV
If you think that's bad, you need to watch more blockbusters anon

> "I'm an anti-war photographer" *smarmy face*
*throws up in mouth*

>>81943470
Best blockbuster of 2016/7, prove me wrong

>>81944115
nope. if you are unlucky like me and have spectrum they throttle the shit out of you, send harassing letters about using too much internet on streaming services, and claim all kinds of copyright infringement shit.

my upstairs neighbors have gotten harassing paper letters from the company for using VPN's as a terms of service violation and potential violation of copyright tool, and a bunch of other shit.

the fucked up thing is, they dont use a vpn. they just have wires into the xbox as their media center, and to their desktops.

>>81944301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNx4RbeSpYM&t=1s

>>81944373
Nobody fucking cares about your shitty opinion you retard.

>>81944373
Stop shilling your cringe channel you piece of shit

>>81943669
>tfw you're so retarded you think that looks good
Those capekinos turned your brain into jello, frogposter.

>>81944427
>>81944412
samefag much

>>81944503
namefag much, kys faggot not even him

>>81944557
I'm doing you a service if anything.
If you hate me that much, now you'll see the name and know not to click on the video

>>81943491
This is fine, if it is a different movie where it fits. That scene was a cluster fuck of random shit in that movie though. There was absolutely no reason for that character to take up the sword except to make him seem more badass. Guaranteed the actor demanded more action scenes.

felt like watching capeshit with over the top action, crappy dialogue and awful CGI

could've been something tense and horrifying, like a mix of Peter Jacksons King Kong, Predator/Alien, and Platoon. What a wasted idea.

>>81944586
I ain't clicking shit eceleb shilling namefag, get aids and die

Skull Island is the first big blockbuster movie seen in a few years that was just fun to watch, and not in the in your face "fun" way that quipshit is. The characters were generic but all served their purpose. There were actual jokes, decent sub plots, the heartfelt shit was done really well. It was also just awesome at times. We got some of that in Pacific Rim and in the Peter Jackson movie, but this felt like some real nice kaiju porn. Every shot of Kong was great. The Peter Jackson movie really downplayed Kong and the monsters for some reason, while this movie made Kong the centerpiece. Some of those establishing shots were like straight up concept art brought to life. They didn't hold back at all

>>81944503
No, the entire board doesn't give a shit about you and your shitty videos, we are just the only onesbeing vocal about it.

>>81944503
>posts less than a mniute apart

Try again, retard.

>>81943470
Why are you saying this now, didn't it come out over a month ago?? Is there a good torrent out for it now?

>>81943491
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
That movie was fun as fuck but I don't think that scene was THAT fun, my friend

>>81943975
>filename

Lol

>>81944642
your drooling a little kid, it was fun tho, mostly, the attempted ""humor'"" fell flat, but Kong was good

>>81944617
that's exactly what I wrote you illiterate nigger

>that scene with the choppers getting KONGED
Absolute funkino

>>81944805
no read again retard

>>81944825
no, you

>>81944835
your the worst kinda namefag, stop shilling these shitty ytcelebs and kys you faggot

>>81944887
no, you kill yourself and do it fast. because of fat losers like you now there's another garbage cinematic universe

>>81944908
keep strawmanning you pathetic attention whore, really not kidding kill yourself, you worthless faggot

>>81943470
That poster looks ridiculous.

>lel mad monkey

>>81944925
>strawmanning
don't you mean ad hominem you mouth breather

>>81944939
no I didn't, you make me sick and you should end your life, last (you) cancerous buddy, you'll keep going though won't you faggot?

>>81943975

This was my favorite scene in the movie.

>>81945043
I loved the whole thing.

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>>81943470
It has .... good quality to be a part of the Universal's monster film universe. Good popcorn movie after all, but I have scaling issue on new one. Kong is like climbing up the skyscraper. Hav ya realized that a dude is going to go against Godzilla that size of Garett Edward's scale which humongous. Judging from ad that going around the public right now, the Kong in the next would be the biggest in the history of the mammals. I hope things don't get ridiculous, anon !!!

>>81945002
no, I will not keep going

>>81945130
remember in this movie, kong is a baby still.

>>81945130
jacksons was 25-30ft same as the old ones mostly
this one is 100ft and like it said its growing which they obviously put in so in 30years it can fight godzilla

>>81945130
>I hope things don't get ridiculous

I hope they DO get ridiculous. To me, that's the whole point.

KSI is the Dredd of monster movies, prove me wrong
>straight forward plot with relatively low stakes
>serviceable humour
>cool photography
>god tier designs
>over the top action

>>81945191
you got over the top action right, that's it.
you also have shit taste

>>81945191
nah, its mostly self contained but theirs no satisfying conclusion cause its suppose to be part of a bigger universe

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>mfw i realized MONARCH was a mothra fanclub/supar-sekurit organization

>>81945225
why such a huge faggot?

>>81945225
stop

>>81945252
because if the world was at least 10% less full of fucktards such as yourself, Dredd actually would have been successful. Instead we have a monster movie universe that is even worse than the worst of the gook Godzillas

>>81945294
no seriously. stop being such a massive faggot

>>81945294
please stop the faggotry is exposed and pretty sickening

>>81943491
god, that 300 ripoff scene

come on its been more then 10 years. that trend is long dead

>>81945320
no seriously, kill yourself. you don't deserve eyeballs to even watch movies with

>>81945358
its not tho, apart from a guy fighting stuff in slow-mo its nothing like 300

>>81945377
why am I such a massive faggot?

>>81945415
because you like KSI

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>the log insect
>the bamboo spider

>>81945438
wat do I mean by this constant faggotry? wtf is ksi?

>>81943491

Fuck you, I thought this was pretty cool, this would have been Summerkino if it didn't come out in early Spring.

Is a namefag samefagging or is someone pretending to be him to fuck with him?

>>81945442
Bamboo Spider made my skin crawl.

>that autistic namefag still buttpained about KSI being kino
LMAO

i literally cannot stop sucking cocks

>>81945398

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCfdyroV7kc

>>81945470
people don't fuck with the uridon the uridon begs people to fuck with him

>>81945460
I DUNNO
>>81945470
the latter. I don't mind. it's more entertaining than the shit movie AND it's not $8

>>81945442
>tfw arachnophobic
Still great scene but fuck

>>81945442
>the good ship lollipop
>john goodman getting eaten
>It aint me

>>81945511
not totally inaccurate

>>81945530
>AND I DUNNO
what the FUCK do I mean by this?

>>81945537
John Goodman's death was the best one by far.

Second was the creepy soldier with the grenades

>>81945563
homo stuff? its homo stuff isn't it? fuck I hate being me

>>81945579
goddamn that was such a pointless death

>>81945593
I found it funny because I expected a regular noble sacrifice death but it ended up in the other direction, it was pointless.

>>81945593
by pointless i meant gallant, but empty. he should have just chucked them nades
>>81945631
yeah i meant something to the effect of that

>>81945531
the bamboo spider was like the only cool thing in the movie. kong 2005's bug scene was more memorable then the entirety of Kang Skull Island

This movie needed to embrace the fact it was going to be shit.

Instead, it tried hard to be cool and triple A. There were some 'B-movie' scenes. But they needed a full stop on the 'were making a triple A prediction' because the movie is a mix of good bad scenes, and just bad scenes.

Also they ripped Coppola right of. Fuck their unoriginality.

>>81945645
nah man we're on meds or something, kong isn't a creepy horror, its a big ass monster or thats what someone told me, idk i'm a dipshit

>>81945593
All deaths are pointless if you think about, his was at least fun
>inb4 woah...

>>81945737
The entire trip to Skull Island was actually pointless other than confirming that yes, this island has fucked up shit and getting a small percentage of the people home.

>>81945790
the exploration of the island wasnt expected to be DEATH WORLD. that was the whole point of the KINO.

they are going to need to have Robert Smith of The Cure do a cameo when they unveil MOTHRA.

>>81945790
>other than confirming that yes, this island has fucked up shit
Considering that it is an exploration mission, that's all the point you need

I loved this movie so much. It just hit every shitty action movie tickbox for me

I know it's just shit but I like to imagine that it was purposefully made to be shit and it's a gag movie

>>81946255
Sam Jackson as Ahab was glorious

>>81946255
It's just a genuine, thoroughly entertaining flick. I had a blast with it.

>>81946448
no

>>81946456
yes
wtf is wrong with me? help please

>>81943579
fuckin underrated

>>81943491
>>81943470
It was awesome.

>>81943541
Reddit is the Uberstrawman.

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>>81943579
10/10

>>81947307
>redditor defends his kino buzzword thread

Sup Reddit

>>81945642
>>81945593
>>81945631
I actually liked that moment. I was thinking "throw them!" as well, but I think he had already committed to that plan and didn't want to end up burned up and dying slowly or getting eaten or something.

>>81943491

Better than any jumpcut-adhd Disney-franchise-of-your-choice "action"-scene.

>>81943491
That graveyard scene as a whole was probably dumbest part of the movie.

Still I'm kinda mind blown that a movie about a giant fucking ape is more believable and offended my brain less than the fucking fast and furious 8 thrash I just watched.

>>81947398
My cousin threw up watching Disney action

>>81943515
Exactly. CGI was great, but the pacing and storytelling was horrid. Debate me faggots.

>>81943470
eh u need to refine ur idea of kino. its not anywhere near as good as the 2005 king kong.

>>81943470
looks like a Battlefield poster with the generic blue/orange color scheme

>>81947550
My rebuddle is that I think you might have good taste in movies, how's that?