ROME

>>81940659
>ywn be trained by some of the toughest men in your generation
>ywn make great bros for life and stand by each other through thick and thin
>ywn rape some unkempt Germanic qt in front of her burning village
>ywn take part in some of the greatest battles in history
>ywn get to take part in a trumph and be looked at in awe by your fellow Romans
>ywn retire on a farm with plenty of cute girl and boy slaves who you fuck every day alongside your teenage wife

>>81940814
Born 200 years too late :(

>ywn BTFO dumb German hicks for stealing Based Caesar's aquila

>>81940659
>tfw you weren't a cuck and didn't die for someone else's megalomania and greed

Feels good.

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>>81941586

>tfw there were no apathetic letzte Mensch nu-males back in the day

re-watching rome now, its fucking god tier. need more epic shit like this being made.

Watching right now

>Them Cleopatra sex scenes

Oh my lucky bastards

>>81941586
Maybe in the show but not in real life

Getting laid sure was easy back then

wtf happened

>>81941799
Ikr. I'd kill for it. Byzantine or Constantine-era would be cool.

It's said HBO owns the rights to IClaudius. The ball is in their court.

>>81942302
feminism in its various evolutionary forms.

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Best Grill coming through

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>>81942302
Someone had the brilliant idea to make prostitution illegal, which shifted the balance of sexual power hugely in favor of women. Additionally, Social media and the internet as a whole has paradoxically made the world far less social and turned most people into screen-obsessed autists.

>>81942364
Constantine is my favorite Roman. A show about him would be pure kino

>>81942539
>>81942302
Fuck, for some reason, I thought you were talking about the 60s as opposed to the Roman Empie

>>81942539
>>81942595
well thats certainly true though. Is prostitution really bad? I can't tell anymore.

>>81941210
200? you mean 2060?

>>81943167
yeah fucking phone