How many people did Luke kill when he blew up the Death Star?

>>81937348
>go back to Clerks

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>>81937348
The same amount as 9/11

>>81937348
lots

>>81937348

it's funny because the lost "nazi" lives which didn't matter were largely atheist social engineering types who claimed to love science

why do progressives love this movie about a rural conservative white guy who flies around oppressing people while his best friend aggressively smooches his girlfriend
>who despite being a smart, assertive female, experiences things like sexual attraction and the dangers of a demure physique
without explicit permission?

when did this become "their" franchise?
oh right, when it was cool to like scifi.

>>81937348

Wookieepedia says 1.2 million.

>>81937348
Let's take a minute of silence and name the whole crew that perished on that terrible day:

>Markeesius Ethernetnagano. The IT Guy.

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>>81937348
Legions.

>>81937348
considering they were all clones, technically 1

>>81937348
6 million

Nowhere near the billions the Empire were going to kill when they blew up Yavin and any other planets they would have done in the future

>>81937348
Zero.
The empire are nazis and nazis aren't people

>>81938338
Cloning had been phased out by ANH.

>>81938105
It's a franchise for American people and always will be.

>>81938450
truf
it's funny how our values change though

>>81937348
More than Anakin killed in the Jedi Temple

>>81938246
>Kyonta Marggenu. 56, cleaning lady

>>81937348
>the rebels are actually a terrorist organization that kills people in order to advance their barbaric religion

Rebels = ISIS
Jedi = Muslim
Death Star = The West

really makes you think...

Daily reminder that wiping out a population center because insurgents appear to operate there is an atrocity, and is anathema to state legitimacy.

>>81938246

Bovarious deFiddlynator 47, Pedo

>>81938246

Dexter Jettster - Foodservice Contracter

>>81938163
Is automation not a thing in star wars?

The Empire is a government of peace
>B..But they blew up a planet
Excuse me! Are you seriously judging a whole empire for the actions of a few extremists?
>B..but the dark side
EXCUSE ME!!! Are you saying someones religion makes them dangerous!!! I mean COME ON it's the CURRENT YEAR(a long time ago)
>B..but the sith
ugh I can't even!! #fuckjedipeople

It was a lawful military target

>Law of Armed Conflict
>Although civilians may not be made the object of a direct attack, the LOAC recognizes that a military target need not be spared because its destruction may cause collateral damage that results in the unintended death or injury to civilians or damage to their property.

>>81939101
It's the size of a moon. And not just surface, the full interior too.

There would be what, 10,000 people working there?

>>81937348
Even if you're just a janitor on a military base you've chosen a side and know the risks

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>>81939588
10,000 on one of the sections maybe.

about

t r e e - fiddy

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>>81939704
>I'll never be this cool
y live

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>>81938105
JUST

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>>81938105
take a break from 4chan bud

>>81939704
why are slavs such psychopaths

He didn't kill as many as you might think. The vast majority of the Death Star's operations were automated. It still had a "skeleton crew" though, as well as a decent-sized garrison. So I would say that Luke killed somewhere around 50,000 people (mostly human males, with a small number of human women and ironically a decent number of human and alien rebel prisoners). Which really isn't bad for a battle station the size of a small moon.


t. Autist who read the novel "Death Star", which is about the crew of the first Death Star

>>81938246
>Binman Stinkano, sanitation worker

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>>81937348
>deathstar is huge and contains many imperial officers
>imperial officers dont want to be away from their families for prolonged periods
>death star is so powerful and indestructible that they can fill it with civilians and not worry
>filled with thousands if not tens of thousands of non combatants
>alongside all of these youve got new cadets in training who shouldnt be considered full fledged stormtroopers
>yfw luke killed more kids and defenceless people than his father ever did

>>81938105
Sorry but Drumpf is a fucking disaster. And if you're upset that leftists are not taking hsi shit, I got nothing for you. Sorry, you squawking saurian -- meteor's coming. And it's a fabulously gay Nyan Cat meteor with a rainbow trailing behind it and your mode of thought will be extinct. You're not the Rebel Alliance. You're not the good guys. You're the fucking Empire, man. You're the shitty, oppressive, totalitarian Empire. If you can imagine a world where Luke Skywalker would be irritated that there were gay people around him, you just completely missed the point of Star Wars. It's like trying to picture jesus kicking lepers in the throat instead of curing them. Stop being the Empire. Join the Rebel Alliance. We have love and inclusion and great music and cute droids.

>>81940350
>>yfw luke killed more kids and defenceless people than his father ever did

Unless you include the millions of people that Vader killed as leader of the Imperial military following the events of Episode 4....

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>>81937348
Not enough. They should have waited for a star destroyer convention.

>>81939640

I would assume most humans people don't really have a choice. If you're an alien, you're safe from dying on the Empire's space stations.

Best occupation would be running a xeno strip club/brothel. Learn about dozens of sentient species and their lifecycles, and what disease they can and can't contract.

>>81940350
All these people watched Alderaan explode into a thousand tiny bits of rock and did nothing, a moon sized battle-station is nothing compared to a whole planet full of people dying. They deserved it.

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>>81940605
The Empire almost certainly relied heavily on conscription (that was the old canon, but probably the new canon as well). These guys didn't really get the chance to choose a side.

If you grew up in Japan in the 1920s and 30s, then got drafted into the Imperial Japanese Army, would you deserve to die just because some of your fellow soldiers stuck babies on bayonets in Nanjing?

>>81940684
>would you deserve to die just because some of your fellow soldiers stuck babies on bayonets in Nanjing?

Not to the last man, but if you're in the way of a major victory, then oh well. You let your country get that way.

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>>81940405
What orders did Vader give that lead to the deaths of civilians?
Regardless, Luke killed more in that single act.

>>81940605
>youre not a good person if you dont risk life and limb pointlessly
Fucking naive faggots.