>Samurai Kino night
Are you ready?
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Are people seriously watching cartoons from their childhood? Why would this show even be on your radar in the first place? Talk about a state of arrested development; time to grow up bros.
>>81935238
Yeah better to watch normie shit like game of thrones, reddit and memey, or the latest marvel flick. None of this childish crap for me.
>>81935327
gotg is cool tho
>>81935238
Arrested Development is kino though.
Overall nobody has to justify anything.
>>81935238
first time I watched Samurai Jack I was 20
I thought season 4 had some neat episodes
>>81935171
You mean Samurai Ashi?
>Ashi Episode incoming
>>81935595
He's talking about the literal definition term not the show you dumbass redditor.
>>81935565
Kys
>>81936200
Respect the dubs
Anyone else read that in his voice
>her name is ashi
>no ashikoki art
baka
Live stream link? :3
>>81936236
kiss :3
>>81935199
>>81936349
stream and comfy chat at brettygood dot com
>>81935238
here's your (You)
>it's an "ashi episode" episode
>>81936976
man if it is a full Ashi episode and she is here to stay I hope she is developed into a interesting character
I'm gonna be pissed if i waited this long for a season 5 and she turns out to be a piece of shit that steals the spotlight
>>81936823
> It's a "please install flash" episode
>>81936976
>4 seasons of samurai jack
>get mad when some episodes are about another character developing into part of the story
you probably dont like her because shes a girl
Post your hype face
KINO TIME
samurai reddit is the most childish thing on television right now.
link steam
>>81937325
enable that shit you fool
>watching western trash
>>81937839
Post stream links you cucks
What happened? Did they get a budget cut?
YES
HE IS ALIVE
BABE TIME
SCARAMOUCHE IS ALIVE
>le comedy robot stilll alive
ITS THE ARCHERS
BEST ROBOT IS BACK
Ok
This is fucking kino
Are they reusing old footage or are they redrawing these flashbacks?
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
ITS FUNNY CUZ HES NOT WALKING
>>81938184
Redrawing
>>81938165
Nah, it looks and sounds like someone else wrote it.
>it's a scaramouche episode
>>81938210
Why do you fucking shills feel the need to shit on everything thats good?
Just kill yourself
>tfw scat man killed someone and a dog with only his- nevermind
Kek it's a neck with balls
>penis
>talking penis
>>81938267
they did it
EXTRA THICK
S
HE CANT SAY THAT IN SAMURAI JACK
TURN IT OFF EVERYONE
>penis
It has been said
THEY SAID PENIS
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>TALKINGPENIS
>>81935238
Nostalgia, ever heard of it? Same reason I love playing games on the N64
>>81938248
If you can't detect the drop and change of this episode from the past few than you're a fucking pleb and need to hang yourself
HE ACTUALLY SAID TALKING PENIS
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
cringe holy cringe
this is horrible
people think this is "kino"
high school musical tier
This fucking song is kino as fuck
What the fuck is this?
OMG THIS SONG
THIS IS KINO
Its only a matter of time now
Penus.
Well if Ashi wasn't sure about Jack then she should be now.
>song didn't include "WATCHOUT" at any point
dropped
>>81935171
>Kino
Sup Reddit
>>81938345
YES PLEASE
>>81938329
a talking penis
>>81938329
yeah, worst episode ever if it wasn't for the penis part
>TALKING
FUCKING
>PENIS
anime is shit but I've never seen that nightmare in an anime before
Vocal wiener
yeah i dont know about this one bros
i think i may hate samurai jack now
>it's an "ashi takes molly at coachella and gets escorted to the hospital tent due to dehydration" episode
>>81938329
THIS GUY LOOKS LIKE A TALKING PENIS
LMAOROFLOL WHAT ADICKHEAD
>>81938400
wtf i hate samurai jack now
Kino!
Captcha: Dance Goods
Conversing Phallus
>>81938400
I always thought the old Samurai Jack was pretty lame. This season (up until this episode) surpassed my expectations, however.
SAIDTHETHING
>SAIDTHETHING
SAID
>THE
THING
TALKING PENIS
>TALKING PENIS
TALKING PENIS
TALKING
>PENIS
>>81938380
i want him to be old as fuck and enlightened, because jack actually taught him stuff, but he still keeps the lingo and bling
>talking penis
Here we go
>>81938421
AYE I MADE THAT JOKE TOO MAN
edgy cringe kino
Whoa, they're really pushing the envelope this episode
NAKED LOLI
WTF GENNDY
>>81938480
You're so Reddit
OH NAKED CHILDEREN
>INB4 FBI COMES KNOCKIN
HOLY SHIT SHES FUCKING THICCCCCC
L-LEWD HOLY SHIT
HHNNNGGGGGGG
NAKED LOLIS
NAKED KIDS
TOTURE PORN
NAKED KIDS
TOTURE PORN
TALKING PeNIS
OH MY GOD SHES NAKED NIW
AAAAAAAA
bane?
>>81938500
Okay, and the random rave dance scene we just saw wasn't reddit as fuck
THICC
DAT
ASS
CUTIE PIE
OVAL TIDDIES
That wasn't clothing? It was ash the whole time?
SHE WAS NAKED THE WHOLE TIME
MUH DICK
>>81938517
he was born into the darkness, molded by it
>THEY WERE ALL NAKED THIS WHOLE TIME
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK LADS
Episode saved
>said the work penis
>murder
>naked kids
>toture porn
>naked women
>suicide
NO LIMITS
THE SHOW HAS NO LIMITS
>0 LIMITS
ZERO
(zero)0
What so they where naked and just wearing ash the whole time?
HERE HE IS
>astro
what the FUCK
CHILDREN ARE WATCHING THIS. REPORT THIS TO THE FCC
FUCKIN' ABBO
ITS HIIIIIIIIIIIIM
>>81938345
THE SAHMUHRAIII
T H I C C E R
THAN
GOD
why is this episode so meme-y
THERE HE IS
>>81938345
HE WAS RIGHT
MOGOPNMGIO MGM OGMO)DOP_DMOPDM<OPD
THIS EPISODE IS PURE KINO
2 of the Dogs like the dogs from "Two Stupid Dogs" and "The Jetsons"
SAM-MU-RAI
>>81938345
I AM A FORSEER
AYOOO HOL UP
>all this profanity when the rest of the series doesn't have any
Samurai jack officially lost its kino badge
>>81938345
THERE HE IS
DA SAMURAI
Wait, the meme walking boombox from Teen Titans GO was a Samurai Jack reference the whole time?
DEMONGO IS BACK
DA SAAMOORI
Demongo wtf
DIDNT DEMONGO DIE?
ITS A WHOLE MEET UP IM SO HAPPY
>>81938648
This desu
BEST EPISODE CONFIRMED
KEEEEEEENO
K
>i
N
>o
OH MY GOD THEY BROUGHT ANOTHER BACK
Is that Mandy?
>>81938672
No, he just lost his power energy
>>81938682
dude references lmao!
wow such kino
DEMONGO
SEPPEKU
Wait
>scaramouch finds a character to look like a literal penis
>puts him in his throat anyways
What did he mean by this?
SEPUKU TIME
SEPPUKU
Don't do it jack
>>81935171
this is the worst show i have ever seen
no joke
put american dad or family guy back on
>>81935171
im ready
Late to the party
Any stream that I can go back, back to the past in?
JACK NO
BITCH SMACK
SUDOKU
Do it pussy
KILL HIM
>>81938754
This episode is too memey and self aware to be kino. Episodes 1-4 were pure kino though, I hope they can bounce back after this bottom of the barrel writing
I'm ready
>>81938789
Damn, that's a rare Pepe
WATCHA
Wait
What sword is Jack holding?
Did he get his fucking sword back?
SEXO TIME
>>81938754
>Samurai Jack is the worst show you've ever seen.
I envy you, I've seen far worse.
>>81938826
Nope. It's time for Jack to find his sword
NEXT EPISODE FORESHADOWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
REQUESTING NAKED ASHI
DICK LEVEL: MUH
>>81938849
oh wow okay i guess everything is better now.
>>81938826
It was a seppuku dagger
RATE THIS EPISODE
first episode that doesn't end in a cliffhanger this season
And people were saying this wasn't kino.
>>81938866
0/10 filler episode
Wtf that was less than half an hour
Guys help
I can't stop fucking smiling
>LOTR Orc reference
>>81938866
2/10 too nostalgia for me
>>81938866
8/10
NOT ENOUGH SAMOORAI
Shouldve made him a Samurai master after that
>>81938866
Muh dick/10
>>81938866
>penis/10
>>81938866
actually really good outside of the dance and song
muhdick/10
>>81938700
I thought he was gang raped by the all those souls he had imprisoned
>>81938866
7/10
annoying repetitiveness and callbacks, but it's still does what it has to do to move the story along.
Nostalgia aside, there were plenty of old jack episodes that suffered from the same obnoxious attempts at genuineness or humor and severely repetitive sequences, like the ultra bots episode where he goes to like 20 towns and finds a half dead whatever that explains how they all died.
>>81938889
clip episode in a 10 episode long season. Pacing is also rushed as fuck
The demongo part was kinda pointless but I mean the gross song covered that up well
ashis new costume looks really stupid m8s
>>81938866
Everyone who says anything about "muh dick" disqualifies themselves from objectively rating things. They might as well call porn 10/10 kino
You niggers got a mega link yet?
THICCCCCCC
Haven't seen the episode, worth it?
From what I'm seeing it's a bunch of flashbacks to earlier episodes?
>>81938888
What a waste. And yeah, Samurai Jack is full of references like that.
>>81938866
8/10
Was pretty good outside the edm part
so far
>1
8/10
>2
9/10
>3
8/10
>4
7/10
>5
>6/10
>6
8/10
>>81938944
BOY!
get cable
>>81938934
E X T R A T H I C C
>>81938953
That's not thic you tard, just curvy.
They forgot to bring back x9 and lulu/10
>>81938934
That supposed black suit was just her skin?
>>81938999
X9 died you loser
SHE WAS NAKED THE ENTIRE TIME
THEY ALL WERE
A THIN LAYER OF SOOT
I thought this episode kinda looked like a penis.
>>81938999
thats cause theyre dead
>>81938866
6.5/10
Happy to find a few things out, but it wasted a lot of time. It tried to hide itself as a filler episode though, which is nice. I need to go back and find all the old cartoon references. I spotted maybe four.
>Scotsman ghost didn't show up with banter and ass whooping at the end
That's a shame. Tip top references though.
Also, Ashi looked better before
>>81938999
X9's dead anon
>>81939009
Yup. Have fun with that ;)
>>81939009
it was ash from when she was thrown into a pit of hot rocks.
>ashi was literally ashy
>no one mentioned Popeyebot
DA SAMURAIIIIIII
>>81938983
Not american man.
Anyone saying they disliked the episode is just trying to be edgy
Another episode of kino from Gennedy
TALKING PENIS
>>81939054
Also
>ashes = destroyed nature, Aku
>new costume = with nature, against aku
>>81938983
No thanks Mr Goldstien.
Fuck, i want to watch it again, do you guys recommend a site do download the episode? Is there a place that i can see when they upload it?
>her asshole and pussy were wide open in this position
It was horrible.
>profanity, which is non existent in over 60 previous episodes, destroys the tone
>cartoon memes and reference humor
>callbacks from other episodes, which should create an "epic" feeling of nostalgia were just pathetic jokes and were pointless
>mounted samurai character which had been foreshadowed for 5 episodes was laughably pathetic and did nothing
>after its defeat jack acts like everything is okay and needs no further convincing other than "the children are okay!"
It was trash.
>>81939100
He probably thought it was getting too serious and brought back all these past episodes and references to remind himself and the viewer, so we could see Jack on the verge of suicide at the end and move on to finish the journey with him.
I'm not against this episode. This may have been needed.
https://mega.nz/#!r5wj3YRL!AeptI4zyNMVBl5tFUP0CLBmKstJEhUJBbole9bmBNJc
Mega
>>81939170
>profanity
Children call it by its proper name - penis. Penis penis penis. Go suck on one, faggot.
>>81939170
Good summary. It could've been handled far better. Especially considering the quality of the episodes that have preceded it.
>>81939170
>muh my 30 minute cartoon show isnt EPIC enough
throw yourself in a river
>>81939170
Agree, anyone that disagrees with this is a /co/ faggot that needs to go back.
>>81939248
The previous 5 episodes were all great and epic.
>>81939191
yeahhhhhhhhh boi
>Ashi is the young viewing audience raised by cynicism in western entertainment
>Jack is the industry who has finally given up on inspiring imagination and creativity
>Ashi washes off the grimdark ashes of nihilism and tells Jack he's inspired countless people and saved the children
>Jack comes out of his funk and comments on her hair, a point of major contention in design/animation for years now
Genndy is literally saving western media.
>>81939170
Oh no, they said damn, ass, and penis my virgin ears are ruined forever!
the quality came back, the last two episodes were pretty meh
>>81939170
>mounted samurai character which had been foreshadowed for 5 episodes was laughably pathetic and did nothing
He served his purpose. He wasn't really a literal villain, more Jack's feeling of despair. Only Jack could beat him in the end
>>81939149
Same here, there's a place I usually use but it takes them a while to get the episode. Not download but streaming.
watchseries (dot) cr (slash) series (slash) samurai-jack
Careful though, it's full of popups and the play buttons are rigged - they will open a few pop up windows before actually playing the video and streaming can be spotty at times - might need to buffer the videos a bit.
>>81939177
It's about time they got serious again. Like episode 2 tier serious. I had thought episode 4 was going to be the relief episode, then 5, and now this looks more like filler. This is only going on for 10 episodes, advance the plot already.
>>81939170
This.
>>81939321
All of those have been said at least once on Hey Arnold.
>>81939321
Consistency is important. 20 years from now when someone is marathoning the series watches this episode it will stand out because it doesn't fit in at all with the entire series. It's the ugly duckling.
>>81939163
my dick is throbbing dude
>NAKED
>LOLI
>ASHI
>there are people who seriously think "penis" is a bad word
>>81939163
wtf i love ashi now
Ah shit.
He'll get his sword back and practically everyone will join him for the final showdown with Aku, but when he's about to whip his ass and go back in time he'll have to decide between his purpose and Ashi, won't he? Because if he kills Aku, Ashi will probably never exist in the first place, even if they both go through the portal to the past, since her entire birth was for Aku and she existed to kill the samurai.
>>81939170
the horseback samurai was a letdown I'll give you that.
but besides that this was kino. kill yourself my man
>>81939384
So Jack literally killing people = okay, but Scaramouche saying penis is bad
>"Next episode is all Ashi, it's gonna suck"
>It's 10/10 kino
Apologize.
>>81939428
>sharing a board with literal idiots
Why would you ever? And why would I? I'm going to another chan that isn't actually reddit.
>>81939446
............FUCK
>>81939446
If the writing continues in this downhill slope, you know that's exactly what's going to happen. This episode was so predictable I'm not even excited for the rest of the series.
>>81939428
You're a Peinis!
>>81939446
Yeah there's zero chance he's going back to the past.
>>81939446
>>81939483
Ashi will die in a heroic sacrifice manner before Jack actually defeats Aku.
kino
>>81939384
>blood
>depression
>lots of death
>a-ok
>one instance of Penis, and a few damn's sprinkined from the shit talking blaxplotation character
>OH NO, MUH CONSISTANCY, THIS IS NONSENSE!!!!!
It's not gonna stand out because they're gonna see the huge TV-14 every time S5's intro starts. It's not like we have a character spouting "bastard" "shit" and "bitch" every other sentence.
>>81938248
>why do you shills feel the need to shit on things?
>just declare the things i like awesome and tell everyone to purchase them like i do
>>81939502
Nah. He'll go in the past this time. Majority of the old series was him missing opportunities because he was super virtuous and sacrificed himself to save others.
This last final time he'll go through it, probably get tricked into doing it by Ashi. Maybe like a kiss and a kick to his gut so he takes the dive and she forcibly pushes his ass through the portal.
>>81939479
the show was brought back for the fans dipshit fans that have matured and they matured the show as well
>>81939532
MOOOOOOOOODS
>>81939465
The dialogue was so jarring. Killing people was inconsistent but at least it was handled in a somewhat classy fashion that actually effected Jack's emotions in the story. Saying profanities contributes nothing and was so surprising that everyone in the room just started awkwardly laughing.
>>81938248
There are always going to be people that are dedicated to wanting a particular tv show/movie/video game/book to fail.
Samurai Jack is good, but it's not above criticism.
>>81939532
>all those girls had growing up naked
>at some point they began to wonder about each other bodies
>>81939620
The fact that it was unexpected was what made it funny though. It's not like people were saying "cunt" it was just Scaramouche saying what everyone was thinking.
>>81939620
>Saying profanities contributes nothing
It simply shows that this ain't a kid's show no more
>>81939620
Agreed. It's like when movies throw in cuss words just to avoid a PG rating, or even worse, a G rating.
What's his name again?
>>81939620
>just started awkwardly laughing
Says you. I'm sure you were the only one awkwardly laughing and everyone else was legitimately laughing cause Scaramouche is a funny bot.
Plus, there was multiple instances in the previous episodes of this season where people said "scum" and even "excrement"
>>81939725
this
>>81939744
>reddit spacing
Why would I think anything in your post is worth reading when you format like a fucking phone posting redditor? You don't even have the ability to detect what is good and what is bad. How can people go through their whole life slurping up whatever garbage they see without ever knowing what they're consuming? If I were you, I would kill myself
>>81939427
my nigga, thanks for posting
>>81939738
Gendry Tchaikovsky
>>81939813
>y-yur frum Reddit
says the child having a hissy fit over a word. Also nice retort, can't say anything back so "i-i'l attack the way he types on a Indian Flash Animation board.!"
>>81939678
b-but thats l-lewd anon
>>81939870
kek
>>81938732
Underfuckingrated
im starting to like ashi
>>81939427
>half a tiddy
Mmm goddamn...
>>81940003
PERKY
E
R
K
Y
Only half of the cameos were entertaining and the ending sucked. What a shame.
2>6>1=3>4>5
>>81940133
0/10
or unironically a pleb
or you were high while watching 3 and 4 and weren't thinking straight
>>81935171
>Post yfw this is now canon
Scaramouche is great
>>81940193
no ur a pleb
>>81939170
I didn't get worked up on the profanity as you, but share the rest of your grievances. The callbacks with Da Samurai and the Archers were fine, but club scene was abysmal and Demongo still being alive for the sake of a poor joke was lame.
>>81940229
REEEeEEE I.MISSED IT
>>81940229
*BRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP*
>>81940295
It's time...
>>81938248
>>81939660
So anybody who doesn't like something you do is a shill? Against a show that was cancelled over a decade ago and brought back for an already-finished 10 episode conclusion?
>>81939725
Not that anon, but they already hit home that it wasn't a kids show in the previous episodes without using any profanity. I personally don't have a problem with them adding swearing, but it does feel somewhat forced and unnecessary here.
>>81939427
CUTE
I just watched episode 5 today, and im sure you guys have already talked about it alot, but did you notice the few animation errors or spots where jack looked weird?? Like at one point after the sea serpent lets them go, jack turns and in one frame the blacks of his eyes nearly overtake the whites. Then when he is running from the children on that pipe, the angling looks off to me
>>81939446
Just like in the comic and in the originally series
>>81939530
And then aku will fly off saying ILL GET YOU NEXT TIME SAMURAI
>>81940295
Lmao
anyone got a link?
>>81941021
mega:#!r5wj3YRL!AeptI4zyNMVBl5tFUP0CLBmKstJEhUJBbole9bmBNJc
>>81941021
Read the thread
>>81941051
How do u kno is not a virus
>>81939170
Hey anon!PENIS
goddamnit, when will jack shaved his neckbeard and find his magical katana so he can kick as opposed to muh feeling and shit
>>81941089
t.newfag
>>81941089
fucking reddit.
>>81941089
sup newfag
WHY IS THIS SHOW A DIFFERENT GENRE EVERY SINGLE EPISODE?
NOT A SINGLE EPISODE HAS RETAINED THE FORMAT
IT CHANGES FORMATS EVERY EPISODE
AT THIS RATE THE JACK VS AKU EPISODE IS GOING TO BE LITERALLY APOCALYPSE NOW' ENDING FIGHT
>>81941294
>>81941310
>>81941317
Haha i was counter baiting u fools lmao
>>81941485
>Damage control the post
>>81941325
you say that like it's a bad thing
>>81941325
I'm game for that
>>81941604
i wanted Kino. if the entire series was like the first 3 episodes it could have been awesome
>>81939678
that's their version of female circumcision, just burn their shit up so they won't be interested in anything but killing
>>81941325
I think Genndy delegates each episode out to different people on the team
The most "fun" episode but also the worst so far
since we are already more than halfway through, i'm starting to think it is impossible for this not to turn into a spin off somehow, so much shit seems like it is going to go unanswered.
>>81941792
>go unanswered
dude, Jack is about to go to the past and destroy Aku making the entire future world never happen.
there's nothing to Answer, this world is about to vanish for good.
KINO/10
>>81941857
probably doesn't make it to the past and just defeats future aku. pleases his ancestors or some shit and dies while fighting, or he starts rapidly aging because Aku's magic is no longer active.
>>81939170
>Profanity
Damn was heard in the pilot movie though
Best episode
>>81941967
>>81941987
>>81941933
>, or he starts rapidly aging because Aku's magic is no longer active.
OH FUCKING SHIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCruvmQQSiE&t=120
IS THAT WHAT THIS EPISODE WAS HINTING AT?!!?!?!
>>81941541
Haha nope lmao lol
>>81941987
she had to scrub her vag like that too
When she had black skin she was evil
Now that shes white shes pure and good
>>81942160
holy shit. you really are reddit.
>>81942201
bitch, please
this season started off pretty conservatively, but as you can see, it's as liberal as ever.
don't try too hard to find something insulting in this season
>>81942209
Haha thanks for the (you)s rofl
>>81942188
You think she came?
>>81942257
It was le joke
>>81942269
scrubbing scar tissue off a sealed pussy probably hurts.
>>81941967
>that hip-to-waist ratio
MUH MUHFUGGIN DIIIUHHHHHH
>>81942269
yes
a massive orgasm that rose from the ashes, like a phoenix
>>81942370
S-st-stop it....
>>81942370
>>81942476
Ur both rly weird
>>81942286
>le
Jesus man at least hide that reddit shit
>>81942536
Lol, spotted the newfag!
>>81942566
Fuck this cancer board and calling things fucking reddit. Reddit was the worst thing to happen to this place not because its shit but because the monkeys on this site cant find a place to direct their faggotry and reddit is easy.
>>81942488
The thought of a woman masturbating is weird....are you gay anon?
>>81942623
>how to spot a newfag 101
Haha screenshotting your post btw
>>81942678
>hey anonymous user, do you think she came when she scrubbed a rock on her vagina to get rid of her tar skin lol x)
>>81942684
Been browsing this site for 9 years.
New fag.
Try harder you cuck. Only actual newfags use the word newfag. Screenshot it all you want to keep a reminder of how much of an unwanted cumstain you are.
>>81942729
Lmao im screenshotting all this to show in a ylyl thread. U probably dont know what that stands for lmao
>>81942712
I sure hope so!
>>81942772
The "please tell me im funny thread". Go ahead. :^)
>>81942803
HES STILL HERE haha newfriend doesnt know when to give up lol!!!
Will we ever see them again?
>>81942854
Then we are here together :)
>>81939446
No, it'll just cause a parallel timeline. Jack will go back in time just to kill Jack in every timeline.
>>81942903
Kind of romantic. Two strangers far apart in this world staying up together
>>81942939
Most intamacy ive had in weeks.
>on a Mongolian basket weaving forum
>>81939950
We all are anon