why would matt damon agree to this horse shit? i'm 20 minutes

>browsing and watching
neo-neo-neo-neo-/tv/

>>81933858
I missed this one as well,heard it was great like Little Big Soldier if it was low-fantasy?

>>81933858
>why would matt damon agree to this horse shit?

millions of $$$ from the chinese government. get used to it.

>>81933878
marathoning a movie is not a meme you dip

t. Constance Wu

Zhang Yimou is great and anyone with half a brain would be honored to be in his films. There's a reason why he never asked you, bitch.

>>81934384
shut up chink

>>81933858
that movie wasn't that bad tho, keep watching

>>81934961
Go back to r/movies my embryonic friend.

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i wonder why

>>81936636
C O L O N I Z E D

>>81936636

>he doesn't have color coded armor

>>81936636
The fuck is this? A Japanese kids show?

>>81936671
That should really be a porn channel.

>>81933858
The only really retarded thing was the bungee jumping. Everything else is "okay" enough to watch.

>>81936918
what about the screaming arrows or the double fireballs?

>>81937129
>screaming arrows

Those are real.

http://www.manchuarchery.org/content/whistling-arrows-and-whistle-arrows

So is it good or bad? Tell me what to think.

I lost my shit when i saw the aliens

I knew i was going to the cinema to see a meme movie but that was too much i couldnt stop laughing

The fact that the entire thing was dubbed in german didn't help either

I just pretended the entire thing was set in some sort of a post-apocalyptic world as a trump-wall metaphor taken too far

>>81937404
This is the most /v/eddit post I've seen all year.

>>81937465
T. Matt damon

>>81937404
>aliens

I thought they were wild animals m8,where'd the alien bit come from?

>>81937698
Im pretty sure the chinks were saying that a green magic meteor fell off the sky and then spawned the fucks. Not 100% sure tho my german isn't perfect and I wasnt paying that much attention

>>81933858
Because China.

>>81938055

Build it

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>>81936918
>the bungee jumping
>retarded
you really need to learn to appreciate good cinema anon

>>81937378
its bad but in a good way

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>>81938162
>that theme

HNNNG!

Will I like it if I'm a wuxia fag?

>>81933858
>walls are bad!
>makes wall movie where the wall saves the country

>>81933878

you don't actually....."watch" films do you?

>>81936636
how can white women even compete?

>>81938573
that kid who died after saving william ;_;

>>81933858
To piss off Constance Wu. Easy to do but still worth it IMO

>>81939438
the armor was nice though m8

>>81937378
it's a great throw-back toward a simpler time when you could just go & watch a pop-corn flick with a smile knowing it wouldn't take itself so seriously,

>TL:DR it's a solid B-movie

>>81936636
Literally ALL look the same, what the fuck

>>81934197
the one with Jackie Chan and John Cusack and Adrian Brody was so bad it was good.

Constance (literally) Wu?

>>81942119
Yeah that was Dragon Blade it was great to see Cusack again

>>81936830
>Channel dedicated to fucking exclusively minorities
No one would watch it

>>81937784
oh mine didn't even have subtitles what'd the kid/emperor say about the creature?

>>81936429
There were a few shots in the movie that had me pretty surprised at how well composed they were, such as the top down shot in the stained glass tower at the end. However, the dialogue was very subpar, the CGI dated, and the plot 100% predictable.