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>the absolute state of modern nu-wars
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>>81932514
Really rustles my midichlorians
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>>81932514
Do you think Disney cares? As long as they're bringing in the shekels they're happy.
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fuck off with your star wars shite
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>>81932514
>darth maul
>side villain
???
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>>81932514
>memorable

for being crap
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>>81932652
Some say sidious and the Asian aliens were the main villians.
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Grievous was lame as fuck tho, his cartoon version was way more interesting

Boba Fett and Maul also mostly stood around and said nothing
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>>81932652
>darth maul
>villain
???
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>>81932661
Then why is Maul still relevant in modern pop culture? His reveal in the Battlefront 2 trailer got the biggest reaction.
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>>81932652
>>81932700
>darth maul
???
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>>81932514
None of those characters had memorable backstories or personalities and Jango Fett was literally just a pallette swap of Boba.
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>>81932683
both were still memorable.

I can remember all of the bounty hunters in that one 10 second scene in Empire Strikes back or the background characters of the Mos Eisley Cantina scene or Jabba's Palace but I couldn't name you one memorable background character from Ep7 except maybe the portions guy.
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>>81932514
>a dog with a crossbow for 7 seconds

When did that happen
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>When you [long paragraph of complaints]
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>>81932652
well he was just sent in to wreck their shit.
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>all these redditors shitting on based George

The point is that they were all still memorable than Captain "Trash Compactor" Phasma.
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>>81932715
That's just because redditors wanf "le epic sword fighter man" in their shitty video game.
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They look cool and thats about it
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>>81932772
>He hasnt seen the extended blu-ray
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>>81932849
>[long paragraph of complaints] he was a good friend.
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>>81932870
Everything good about those characters is because of some anonymous concept artist, not George's dogshit script.
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>>81932652
>sith apprentice
>not a side villain
?????????
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>>81932748
That was because they looked cool, not because they were deep or interesting characters
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>>81932849
beetus
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>>81932514
That's actually pretty damn good. Saving this one.
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>>81932652
>>81932680


Maul is very much the Vader with the Gookliens being like Tarkin/empire. He is a one-off villain, so maybe "side" isnt the right word in OPs post.

But lets add Jabba to that list too.
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>>81932514
You're autistic if you don't love everything about Disney's Star Wars.
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>>81932957

You're autistic if you love anything about Disney's Star Wars.

Fixed that for you.
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>>81932514
>memorable
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>>81932921
That's like calling Darth Vader the "side villain" of ESB because the Emperor appeared for 30 seconds.
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>>81932514
>Darth Maul
>Had 10 minutes of screen time and then died
>Jango Fett
>had 15 minutes of screen time and then died
>Grievous
>had 15 minutes of screen time and then died
I'm not defending Disney but this villains sucked. At least mention actually decent side villains like Jabba and maybe Dooku
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Nu-Wars does kinda suck but still better than the prequels.
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>>81932951
That's a shameless samefag
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/reylo/ when???
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>>81932874
Hey man I hate reddit as anyone here but you are a fagget
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>>81933051
>MUH DERF MAUL
kys
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>>81933044
Nope, certainly isn't disney shill.
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>>81932987
So the hordes of normies who love these movies are secretly autistic?
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>>81932748
The red space pirate looked cool
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>>81932514
Kylo Ren was way more memorable than Darth Maul though.
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>>81933079
>kys

Wow so at long last you was the redditor
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>>81932738
This.

>Darth Maul
No backstory, vague motivation, only about two lines of dialogue. People just remember him for his look.

>Jango Fett
Just a copy of Boba Fett shoehorned in to capitalize on the post-ROTJ popularity of the character.

>Grievous
Mustache-twirling cartoon villain that comes out of nowehere and is killed off pretty quickly. He also has no backstory or motivation.

Phasma being notable for being a shiny stormtrooper with a small amount of dialogue is about the same.
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>>81933111
No, you are right. It was pretty shameful
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>>81932748
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>>81933129
>hordes of normies

Actually if you go to where the normies dwell they all hate TFA. Their opinions have turned on the entire franchise because of that movie.
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>>81933190
>Doesn't know how to check for same fags

Shameful. What a retard.
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>>81933166
Not to prequelfags. You see, they grew up with the prequels and had Darth Maul toothbrushes and backpacks, so that makes him memorable despite the fact that nothing in the actual movie does
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>>81932514
Having Phasma do nothing but look cool, and then go out like a bitch was jj's joke and dig on lucasperger's handling of boba fett.
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>>81933322
Boba Fett actually captured Han Solo.

Phasma LOL, got thrown into a garbage chute after causing the destruction of the First Order's super weapon

BWAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>81933291
Next you'll be telling me they hate Rick and Morty and Guardians of the Galaxy
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Reminder: No one on /tv/ actually likes TFA

Reminder: Motivation for trolling = autism, isolation and mental illness.

Remember that a desire for trolling is always driven by incurable psychotic dysfunction that only grows worse and more crippling over time
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>>81933367
>Guardians of the Galaxy
Does that brand also include Thor 3?
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@81933367
>Maybe if I bait hard enough some stranger on the internet will pay attention to me?

No you for (you)
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>>81933049
Women don't fuck pussies who they can easily beat up.
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>>81933314
maul got chopped in half tho, that's kinda memorable
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>>81933357
>Boba Fett actually captured Han Solo.
Boba Fett followed him to Cloud City. Darth Vader is the one that actually captured him. All Fett did was bitch about Vader freezing him.
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>>81932514
Krennic is a better character than all three of those shitters combined.
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>>81933478
>Conscripted scientist spends over a decade sabotaging your greatest project

LOL
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>>81933440
>"anyone who disagrees with me is baiting"

You need to go back.
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>>81933357
Whoa sperg-o. I said it was jj's joke, not mine.

I personally love pre-special edition boba. The pleb-quels, and the special editions where a mistake.
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>>81932748
>Lizard man
>Robot with tall head
>Prune vet
More memorable than
>Portions guy
>Scared staff on Ren's Destroyer during his tantrum
>TR-8R
C'mon man. They all sucked and you know it.
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>>81933515
>>81933520
>Trying this hard

You're an idiot and you're wrong.
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Who's the dog with the crossbow?
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>>81933538
/thread
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>>81933538
>>81933579
Shameful same fag.
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>>81933590
So true haha. /thread
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>>81933546
autism
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>>81933578
Chewbacca lmao
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>>81932715
VERY COOL
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>>81933632
Tender butt hurt.
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I think that if you find Rey to be an appealing character you're probably a faggot raised by a single mother and you probably still live in her basement.
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>>81932715
Because the first EA Battlefront stripped a shitton of content from the original games, namely all of the clone wars and prequel era villains and characters. Revealing Maul indicated that they were brought back.
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>>81932748

>I cant remember characters of a film I obsess hate over on an image board

That sounds more like you being retarded than a problem with the film.
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>>81933006
yeah but most people that like Maul do because of the tv show
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>>81933239
epic....
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>>81933440
>No you for (you)
an @ is more satisfying. If you weren't bothered on some level you wouldn't reply at all.
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>>81933590
xD bro gottem
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based ohpee
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>>81932514
>show up for one movie each and get iced in hilarious ways they should have seen coming a mile away
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>>81934008
stop being gay. thanks.
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>>81933478
Being jerked around for the mild amusement of a shitty cgi character is not 'better', anon...being a cuck to both Vader and Tarkin is not 'better'....
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>>81933239
Upvote
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhE3Ox9pdLw
Enjoy your women, you goyim.
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>>81933474
Boba Fett is the only one that didn't get fooled by Han's garbage maneuver
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>>81935182
lol let's be real here bro

Maul is popular as shit
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>>81935192
I'm sorry, does ANY other vehicle in the movies have lightsaber integration???

SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.
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>>81935459
>ywn kill thousands of Gungans just by zooming past them on your lightsaber speeder
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Episode VII was just really fucking lazy in developing any interesting background whatsoever.
Rogue One had alot of interesting characters. Like General Merrick for example, what a fucking cool dude.
This is one of the reasons why JJ wars feels so life and soulless. Everything you see on screen is somehow important. You look at a filmset, a stage, while in a good fantasy film you feel like you see only a tiny part of everything that goes on in that ine frame
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>He makes star wars theads

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
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>>81933455
Not true
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>>81932652
he was literally the phantom that menaced them the whole movie.
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>>81935853
that's an android, not a woman.
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>>81932514
>Darth maul

Speaks two lines during his entire movie. Zero character. All he has going for him is that he looks like a badass I guess.

>pallette swap of Bobba Fett

>le comedy relief CGI toy robot

Not even threatening.
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itt: a lotta cucks failing to provide ANY examples of a compelling villain from disney-wars...
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>>81932994
>That's like calling Darth Vader the "side villain" of ESB

According to George Lucas, he was.
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>>81936461
Because there aren't any. Doesn't mean the prequels did it better
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>>81932683
>his cartoon version was way more interesting

He was exactly the same in the cartoon though.
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>>81936762
>posting THAT cartoon version
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>>81936751
Yeah, but you're objectively wrong: Maul got a whole tv series dedicated to him MORE THAN TEN YEARS AFTER PHANTOM MENACE.
To be equivalent, Phasma will also have to get her own tv series in 10-20 years. And little junior tarkin will have to be in it as the main bad, to be equivalent to Grievous. And some random dude from the junglebar will also have to be in the series, to be equivalent to Jango and his character's continuing impact on the saga.
So, yeah, it's POSSIBLE that you're right, that in ten to twenty years ALL of this will come to pass....but.....I don't really think it will, do you?
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All I remember from boba Fett is him standing around with his arms folded and him tripping and falling into a whole. If Disney has failed to create memorable characters like this than good for them.
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>>81936256
Lines don't mean shit bud

Episode V
>what if he doesn't survive? he's worth a lot to me
>put captain Solo in the cargo hold

Episode VI
>arrrrgghhh

t. Bobafett
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>>81936896

That wasn't the real version of the character though. That was gennedy misinterpreting what he was supposed to be and instead made something that was so uninteresting and boring.
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>>81932514
wait, Phasma isn't with the first order anymore?
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Jango is a million times the character Bubba is. He actually has dialogue and uses his gadgets. Plus he has the better costume.
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>>81932715
He's the prequels Boba Fett
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somebody's lonely! need some company, nufriend? that's sweet! no (You)'s, tho....
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Honestly I had to think a bit to remember the villains from Rogue One and TFA. Completely forgettable movies.
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How the fuck can anyone even care about Star Wars now?
Carrie Fisher is dead, they can't do the idea of a sequel to ROTJ any justice, they blew their chance
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>>81932514
this meme will make a fine addition to my collection
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>>81936461

Oh hai
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>>81932514
Kylo Ren had more personality than all three combined, four if you add Dooku. Prequel apologists are all mentally handicapped.
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>>81932514
That really captures the shitquels, cool and memorable designs but absolutely no substance.

Maul had like 1 line in the whole movie, he didn't even make a sound when he got cut in half. While I don't watch like his edge-master design it appealed to a 9 year old me, and it was the 90s.

Jango fett, while having more of character development than Boba is just a re-hashed design, and he dies like a bitch. He never seems like a threat and comes off as semi-incompetent.

The other one, I don't even know his name since I never watched the cartoons. Was a joke. And the battle is typical of the shitquels, a long CG fuckfest. Don't they duel on like komodo dragons or something?

The only thing the Disquels are getting right is not killing off the movie's villain in some 80 minute fight. If imagine if Lucas had done that with Vader, and then in V we just had a new villain.

I always feel like I need to say this:
I'm not necessarily defending the Disquels, but I am shitting on Prequels, you fuckers need to admit they were garbage.
>b-but it was "memeroable"
You were 7 years old, and to any adult they were memeroable for being confusingly bad.
I'm sure kids now will grow up in 10 years and be shitposting on 4chan about how great VII, VIII, and IX were and how the new ones suck.
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>>81937472

>Carrie Fisher is dead

this never really mattered
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>>81932514
What about the droid attack on the Wookies?
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>>81933006
>Had 10 minutes of screen time and then died
He didn't die
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>>81937270
>That was gennedy misinterpreting what he was supposed to be and instead made something that was so uninteresting and boring.
>made something that was so uninteresting and boring
>uninteresting and boring
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>>81932514

>Darth Maul
Only memorable because troglodytes that can't tell the difference between a neat looking character and a compelling one.

>Jango Fett
I liked him better when he was called Boba Fett.

>Grevious
If he was memorable for anything(he wasn't), it was for being an utterly random and useless addition to the prequel trilogy.

Ren and Snoke are far and away better written than any of those characters.
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>>81938483
The sad part is, we don't even know much about Snoke, and he's still better written because he didn't just get wasted in VII. It's almost like they are building up to something, instead of having a monster of the week with 3 lines of dialog.
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>>81935960

no that was jar jar.
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>>81932514
The prequels are nu-Star Wars, faggot.
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>>81932661
Gr8 b8 m8
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How good were the prequel villains though?

>Sidious
>Maul
>Nute Gunray and co.
>Dooku
>Jango Fett
>Grievous
>Vader
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>>81933010
Sure it does, mickey.
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>>81938483
>I liked him better when he was called Boba Fett
Stupid argument. They're two different, but related chatacters.

And Grievous added layers to the story like Jango.

>Ren and Snoke are far and away better written than any of those characters.
Opinion discarded
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>>81933166
Memorable as in, acting like a complete retarded edgy kid with autistic tantrums. Sure, maybe.
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>>81933314
>*gives reddit gold*
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>>81932514

Biggs is right, I'm never going to get out of here.
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>>81938483
Snoke fucking blows.

What villains has to tell the auidence what's going on in the movie?

"The DROID you SEEK, is ABOARD the MILLENNIUM FALCON, in the hands of YOUR FATHER, HAN...SOLOOO"

A shitty one.
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>>81933478
>vader's bitch
>got killed by his own people with the death star

Moving on....
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>>81933314

Boba Fett was the same for the first generation viewers.

We had next to nothing of him until the prequels, and he was still the coolest one.
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>>81938729

>They're two different, but related chatacters.

And why are they related? Because George Lucas is a hack who ripped off concepts from the OT when he didn't come up with new, horrible ideas.
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>>81935182
upvote
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>>81932514
grievous is shit

kylo ren is a side villain
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>>81932700
>>81932736
>>81932652
>???
???
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>>81937708
I said 'compelling' not 'cucked'. Jesus, it was a battle between this and sithboi for who induced the most cringe.
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>>81937743
>le edgy ebil guy
>autistic tantrums
>le kill dad because im so ebil XDd
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>>81938833
>Snoke fucking blows.

Worse than Maul, Grevious or Jango. No. Not even close. At least I'm curious as to who Snoke actually is.
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>>81932683
>Nobody pointed out that isn't Boba
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>>81938067
You deserve an upvote. Well said, u/anon.
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>>81932514
>>81937318

isn't phasma dead?
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>>81938067
Well, the disquels did something the prequels didn't, friendo: carbon-copied Star Wars practically scene for scene in the first case, and added absolutely nothing in the second case. The prequels may be shit; but they are shit that added to the canon meaningfully, instead of aping it mindlessly.
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>>81938483
>t. mickey mouse
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>>81939068
He's the first boy of the force who is the dark side. He killed the girl, who was the light side, when they were young because he was jealous.

Fast forward to now. He's super wealthy. All he cares about is status. He wears white and gold robes with gold genie shoes. His palace is on a mega Star Destroyer with 10 engines.
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>>81939107

>but they are shit that added to the canon meaningfully, instead of aping it mindlessly.

They did add anything to the canon, because those movies are so awful, It's better to assume they never happened, and they aped off the OT constantly.

Oh, you're mad that BB-8 is nothing more than than episode 7's version of R2D2? well at least it was A VERSION of R2D2. Lucas was too lazy to even do that. He just threw him into the fucking prequel trilogy, and ruined him while he was at it.
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>>81939068
>>81938630
>>81938588
>>81938483
>>81938067

Looks like you guys are lost. Here, r/starwars
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>>81935960
Do you understand what "phantom" means? It's the opposite of tangible. The threat of the Trade Federation and Maul is in no way phantom. Sheev was the phantom menace.
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>>81939232
>r2d2 """""ruined"""" in prequels
>literally just the same as it always was
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>>81933478
Ben Mendelsohn is a good actor.
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>>81939107

>but they are shit that added to the canon meaningfully, instead of aping it mindlessly.

midiKEKlians
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>>81932514
>darth maul
>bobo's dad
>the android fag

>memorable
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>>81939232
Goto bed, kid.
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Since the force likes balance, does that mean the jedi are creating great evil by trying to concentrate good?
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>>81939347

Except for the dozen or so times R2 does something in the prequels that he never did in the OT that would have been useful at various points in the OT.

Maybe Lucas can make another Prequel Trilogy where Obi-wans father, A Jedi Knight of course, runs into R2D2, and it's explained why sometimes he just won't use tazers or rocket boosters even when the situation calls for it.
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>>81939456
No, you are trolling. That's the only unbalance here.
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>>81939510
>being this stupid
Can't make this shit up, folks.
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>>81939404
>implying midiclorians is worse than A FUCKING TREE
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>>81939511
No they make concentrated good, so to balance that there must exist concentrated evil. The force will make it happen the same way it makes them kill each other and rebalance itself. Either by making certain people meet each other or by giving someone guidance.
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>>81937270
its like you are describing his appearence in the movie but you are doing the opposite for some reason
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>>81935960

That was Sidious.
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>Saturday night
>This thread
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>>81932514

Describe these characters without mentioning their appearance or their occupation

You can't
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>>81939579
can I have a better anime?
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>>81932738
>>81933175
Yeah it's not like any of those characters affected the story in any way.

>Maul single-handedly fights 2 jedi and kills the prominent master and would have killed obi with a simple force push even though he was exhausted after killing qui gon.
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>>81939555
But anon: evil doesn't into balance. Evil unbalances. How can you be this new? D-did you even WATCH the movies? Don't tell me you're trying to play the muh balance maymay, are you?
Oh, son - you dun goofed!
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>>81939547

It literally is. At least a tree speaks to the OT's original conception of the force as a thematic foil to the sterility of science an technology(ie Mitachlorian count).

The problem is, you prequal-fags obviously grew up on the prequels before the OT, so you don't actually know what Star Wars is outside of how Lucas ruined it.
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>>81939600
>maul is a tragic tool being used by palpatine. Later discarded and forgotten

>Jango had a clone son that he wanted to train as his legacy, he died while his sob watched

>grieves was a coward non force user that wanted to become a sith, but was only a pawn in the sheevs game.
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>>81939689
Chicken and egg. Why do you say evil came first? I'm not sure of anything that required it.
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>>81939720

>tragic tool

In what way was Maul tragic? He knew exactly what he was doing and why he was doing it.
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>>81939600
>Being this stupid
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>>81932514
darth maul was cool (in 99) and memorable, they kinda ruin the character with the cartoon version where he survived being cut in half.

cartoon grievous is better than the movie version. jango fett is just a remake from the ot.
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>>81939718
>implying it was implied lucas wanted A FUCKING TREE to be the source of the force

I want disneyshills to leave!
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>>81932957
>everything

Get better taste. Some things, yes. But everything? Even the normies aren't that basic.
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Who was the side villain in ANH?
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>>81939841

>lucas wanted

Lucas wanted Luke to be a fucking frog-man. Who the fuck cares what Lucas wanted? He had nothing to do with the success of Star Wars. It's why the best Star Wars movie of the first six was the one that had least involvement with Lucas and the 3 worst were the ones where Lucas had total control.
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>>81939722
A-and now you're having a stroke! Should we call someone for you, senpai?
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>>81939759
His whole shtick was that he wasn't sheevs real apprentice. Just some assassin that though he was gonna be partners with sheev. He sent him to fight obi and quigon fully knowing he was going to die.
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I really don't understand the prequel love. I was literally 10 when TPM came out and thought it sucked and Maul was HUGE letdown -- I thought he was the coolest/had toys and commemorative cups with his face on them and shit and he ended up being lame.
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>>81939917
Not a rebuttal. I have no idea what you're on about senpai.
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>>81939930
Wait, you bought all Maul's toys'n shit BEFORE you saw the film?
I call bullshit.
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>Twins, one male, one female
>Just like Luke and Leia
>The female "discovers" the Force at a place that becomes known as the "Force Tree"
>The female twin founds the Jedi Order
>The male twin is evil and kills the female.
>Before she dies she makes a prophecy that she will return as The One
>Meanwhile Darth Sidious creates Anakin Skywalker to be a false prophet / golem type creation
>The Jedi are fooled into thinking he's The One
>The Jedi only realize their mistake too late.
>Anakin destroys almost all the Jedi
>Luke tries to redeem his evil father who literally slaughtered children.
>Rey is born and she is the perfect reincarnation of The One. Flawless in every way.
>She finds Luke Skywalker, who now just like his evil father, wants to destroy the Jedi Order

Rey will stop Luke's plans, restore order to the galaxy, and will destroy the dark side. She will also bring about the rise of the new Jedi order as predicted by Supreme Leader Snoke in TFA.

Rey being the reincarnation of The One explains why she is such a Mary Sue in TFA. She's literally a perfect super being.

The entire Star Wars saga is now about how women are good and men are evil.

The women are all leaders (Padme, Leia, Rey, Mon Mothma)

The men are all drawn to the dark side (Anakin, Palpatine, Snoke, Kylo)

tl: dr = Men are bad, women are good. Thanks Kathleen Kennedy!!
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>>81939916
>writing this much textual shit

So, how much does the jew mouse pay? I'm inbetween jobs at the moment.
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OP is talking about side villians. All you autist talking about Kylo shut up.

As if Kylo is even a villain. That nigga's borderline Jedi Edward Cullen now.
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>>81939925

Nothing about that is tragic. Tragic implies that one some level, the audience is supposed to empathize with or relate to the downfall of the character in question.

Darth Maul doesn't have a character to understand or empathize with. He has less depth than a Megaman boss.
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>>81939930
Is this the new pasta for you disneyfags? I swear i saw it somewhere.
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>>81939990
>look mom I posted it again
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>>81939979

Yes, because he looked fucking awesome. Also my older brother was a SW fan and I was excited to have a character *I* could claim (we had a whole thing over who got to be a fan of what and get their toys, it was a mess).

but then he turned out to be a loser
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>>81932514

They're one movie in.

Rogue One was a prequel so that's not entirely fair, plus it was important that the villain in that be a bland straight white male.
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>>81932514
Phasma doesnt even look that cool. All of those characters are way more visually interesting than a shitty shiny stormtrooper
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>>81940030
>provide characterization
>somehow doesn't count because 'reasons'
huh
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>>81940080
>bad guy in movie dies
>"turned out to be a loser"
Yeah, you're stupid - gotcha!
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>>81934541
Darth Maul didn't die in TPM
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>>81932514
I loved phasma not because she was a good character but with how everyone was hyping her up to be the next boba fett saying how the fans will see boba in her. They literally thought the same issue jango had (was hyped up to be bobba) would work this time. Bobba worked because he was a mystery we had no knowledge of him he was just bad ass.
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They're about as interesting as "oh look at me I'm so macho and threatening and masculine" interesting. You don't like them because they are well written characters, you like them because you like toxic masculinity
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>>81940117

Except you didn't provide characterization. You described a plot detail involving him. Characterization is something that tells us about a character, not what is happening to a character.
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>>81940181

Yes he does. The EU is totally irrelevant in a critique of the movies. Darth Maul is killed in The Phantom Menace. If you have to know anything about EU in order to understand the films, that speaks to the extent with which the films failed.
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>>81939884
ANH- Tarkin
ESB- Boba Fett
RotJ- Jabba
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>>81939884

Darth Vader. Seems everybody forgot that.
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>>81940366

is Clone Wars EU?

I actually think (thought?) Greivous was a great villain, but then I realized that's just because he's awesome in Clone Wars.
>>
Grevious and Darth Maul are someone's idea of memorable?
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Disney hasn't made a good villain since the 1960s

how are you surprised?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXjviLBYrS8
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>>81940577

Scar is better
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>>81940366

It's not EU anymore. Sorry.
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why does the deathstar blow up planets in a quarter second but in rogue one it takes forever and a day for the explosion to affect them?
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>>81940628
>crappy knock off is better than the original

nah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcLw9-3W_qo
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>>81940366
>After the restructuring of the Star Wars canon, the only preexisting works to be considered canonical from that point on would be the original trilogy and prequel trilogy of films, the Star Wars: The Clone Wars film, and The Clone Wars animated series

C A N O N
A
N
O
N
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>>81940716
did you not listen to the dialogue

they tested it with stage 1 power(lowest power) on Jedha and used the same setting on Scariff

Alderan was the first full power test
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The only reason anyone gives a shit about Grevious is because of Genndy
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>>81940812
full power is enough to completely obliterate the planet and overcome its own gravity. Even 0.001% of that would be enough to liquefy the entire surface of the planet. It's just all bs.
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>>81940628
No, I don't think so.
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>>81937031

>but muh cartoons
Nobody cares. Only the movies matter
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>>81940477
>>81940821

I forgot how based Clone Wars is. Even made Mace Windu a compelling character
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>>81940839
logistically lower power would probably just blow a hole through the planet leaving semi whole, but with close to if not 100% fatality rate
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>>81940901
Canon.
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>>81935459
That's badass yo
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>>81935459
>>81941034

VERY cool
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>>81940253
Except you're stupid and are obviously cherry-picking because your premise is so weak. Maul being tragic IS reflective of his character: he was betrayed just like everyone else, only he was in on the betrayal - this marks him as gullible, as one who believes what his master tells him, to his ultimate death. Contrast this with Obi Wan, who openly questioned his master: this marks Obi Wan as one who could not be duped like Maul was.
See? You guys just don't get it because you didn't study this stuff hard enuf in school.....
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>>81940901
No, it was a question of popularity, moron. Maul = popular = cartoon series
Fucking try to keep up, twit.
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>>81939720
>grieves was a coward non force user that wanted to become a sith

There is absolutely nothing in the movie that even hints at this.
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>>81935459
Woah..
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>>81938720
fucking great. take jango off though, he wasn't really a villain.
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>>81932715
he looks cool
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>>81938720
>you now remember that George Lucas was going to unironically name him Count Dookie

God damnit George
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>>81937708
It's funny how they could've expanded the role of the villains in order to improve FN's character, but instead they just fell back on letting him GURRRN some more!

Captain Phasma was the absolute worst character though and nothing she did would have improved the "film". A female Boba Fett that isn't even a bounty hunter. The design makes no sense.
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>>81932715
Tatted and British. A little wild and a little bit Downton Abbey.
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No Captain Phasma Video game? Checkmate Disneyfags
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The problem with Phasma as opposed to the prequels side villains is that she doesn't affect the story one iota. Maul is the driving force for the Jedi to go back to Naboo. Jango reveals the location of the clone army. Grievous separates Anakin and Obiwan allowing Palpatine to further sink his claws into him. Phasma does nothing other than get tortured to give up info and that's as lame as it gets my friends.
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darth maul and the coughing robot man are both lame as fuck
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>>81932514
Just because they're cool looking doesn't make them good characters. Fucking Boba Fett is only even on there because people liked him in the OT for his design.
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>>81943739
Oh shit is that a nipple?
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>>8193271
>he watches reaction videos

Only Mexicans were exited.
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>>81939305
phantom means ghost ya dumbass. sheev wasn't dead yet. the phantom was anakins father
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>>81936256
>two lines
I know he said "at last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge" but what was the other line?
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>>81932514
RC-162 got to hide the Prosecutor archives in his ass while enduring a nasty beating by trandoshan mercs. And it was not even vital for the Republic.
Non-clones were a mistake
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>>81943840

practically no video games for the entire franchise
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>>81932652
Maul wasnt the main villain of TPM.

Yes the villain was Sheev even tho no one knew he was on the dark side but technically the main villain is The Phantom Menace and hence the Phantom Menace is Sheev.

>mfw there are people who are confused behind why the movie is called that
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>>81947101
Yeah and the main villain of TFA was Snoke. Kylo > Maul. Simple math.
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>>81936256
>Grevious is not threatening
A droid with a human heart and 4 arms is pretty threatening to me. Very unprodictable since he isnt a normal droid
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>>81941054
Poor Shaak Ti
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>>81947137
Since when is Kylo a villain anyway? Hes just a confused boy who got seduced by Snoke cos Snoke promised him super powers.

Of course Snoke wants to seduce Rey which I hope he does and Kylo redeems himself.

If not, Disney Star Wars is fucked
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This and Bala Tik
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>>81947278
also Ganja Club
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You also forgot to mention the droids Darth Maul has beside him who helped find out where Qui Gonn and Anakin were.

A shame Lucas removed the scene with the droid following Qui Gon and Anakin as Qui Gonn turns around and destroys it and it explains why they are running to the ship.

Anyway my point: this droid I found memorable even tho it has the tiniest appearance.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8cFOJX4ch_U

It's funny. As a kid I assumed Maul played a major part in the movie but when I watch it now, Maul has even less screen time than Jared Leto's Joker in Suicide Squad. He definitely needed more scenes. Supposedly there was way more dialogue with Maul and Palpatine on the balcony but idk if this is true or just rumors.
>>
>"At last we will have revenge".
Why does the Sith hate the Jedi? Wait does the Jedi actually rule out being allowed to obtain the power that Sheev tells Anakin in episode 3?
>>
>>81947299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Djo_91jN3Pk

this one is nice if you haven't seen it
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>>81947373
Korriban, ancient birth place of the sith was destroyed and the sith allegedly killed off by the Jedi. This is why they weren't expecting Palpatine as a sith lord.
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>>81947198
Villain or not is to be seen but he was the driving antagonist in the exact vein Maul was. Only Maul is known for le silent tattooed badass memes and Kylo is a conflicted emo with more lines.
>>
>>81946977
>practically no video games for the entire franchise
this will never not piss me off
>inb4 that shitty mmo, that shitty mobile game and that shitty battlefield clone
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>>81932514
Phasma really was the worst, if kylo doesn't 007 leave rey to escape and phasma doesn't lower shields for no reason then they are undefeatable
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>>81932514
Why no Asajj
>>
>>81932514
who's tumblr is this

we're not even 2 movies in btw. the second movie isn't in yet
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>>81949625
Are rattataki even canon anymore? Pic is related as best girl.
>>
> Snoke/Plagueis create Anakin
> Sheev/Sidious kills his master but actually no, he survives
> Luke Skywalker, Leia and Kylo Ren are an indirect creation of Snoke
> Luke and Kylo find out this when Snoke tries to reach them
> Luke hide fucking nowhere cause he is not sure what he is anymore and if his life is something right
> Kylo decide to embrace his creator and try to become true force like his grandpa was supposed to be

Kylo is by far the most interesting "villain"
>>
>>81947137
There are people who think Kylo is an interesting character?
>>
>>81932683
>Boba
>>
>>81938483

>2 disney coins have been deposited to your bank account
>>
>>81947373
Before Sith became a religion they were a race who got enslaved by some Jedi outcasts and later got genocided by Jedi after the outcasts made them all part of the dark side.
>>
>>81949735
Too bad the game never gives you the option to throw her out of the airlock. She literally betrays you multiple times.
>>
>>81950028
Yeah, it's endearing. I always loved playing the magnificent bastard and she's really a great evil waifu.
>>
>>81933478

He was the best thing about Rogue One
>>
>>81933006
but you remember all of them
i still dont know what that clementine with monocles is called from tfa
>>
>>81935853
They didn't fuck.
>>
>>81932849
Is that Rich Evans?
>>
>>81933166
Execute Order 66 on this thread
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>when Maul didn't die after getting sliced in half and lives crazed on a junkyard world with a spider-robot lower body, but is found by his brother who was the product of space-witches and they take over Fett's homeworld with gangsters until the Emperor thinks they're too powerful and proceeds to kill the brother and torture Maul with force lightning but lets him live for some reason and then years later he finds a young Jedi who he haunts from time to time because of space pyramids where they encountered helicopter lightsabers, in the hopes of finding and killing Obi Wan who instead kills him in about 5 seconds.
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>>81939107
>that added to the canon meaningfully

Go fuck yourself, faggot
>>
>>81938833
>What villains has to tell the auidence what's going on in the movie?

How about villains who's name has to be obvious, like grievous, maul, sidious, or tyrannos? Jesus Christ, just name them Darth bad guy and general displeasure. fucking autistic plebquels
>>
>>81933538
>tr-8r
i literally cannot remember the scene that fag is in, only some lame memes or something
>>
>>81932715
TWO LIGHTSABERS
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>>81950773
Mandalore wasn't Jango Fett's homeworld, he just took his armour from there
>>
>>81933239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UB9byzqnT8
>>
>>81949625
you mean, someone with actual trace of character?
>>
>>81932514
>"captain" who betrayed her first order
>senile old man
>janitor
>dog with a crossbow

decode pls
>>
True, Force Awakens is a giant pile of shit.
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>>81933166
i mean memorable but in bad way. Never at any point did i think kylo ren was badass, he basically does the one cool thing of holding the blaster bolt midair at the beginning and then proceeds to get weaker and lamer throughout the movie.

I am convinced he's gonna go light side and rey is gonna go dark side
>>
>>81932514
>Jango
>Grievous
>memorable

Sometimes I don't know if those people are trolling or if they are really that fucking stupid.
>>
>>81951438
Phasma
Han Solo
Finn
Chewbecca
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>>81951712
but chewbacca and han were in OT, so why suddenly it's a problem

also, when the fuck did phasma betray anyone, let alone by han's influence
>>
>>81951755
I don't anon, I didn't watch the movie
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>>81939107
this is the real reason the nu wars dont get my praise yet, just copy and pasted the plot of OT.
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>>81951707
>implying you had to google their names.
>>
>>81939510
maybe R2s parts didn't all work in old age


but R2 in my opinion is the most gifted force user in the galaxy. anytime anything important happens that droid is involved
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>>81939841
No, Lucas wanted it to be A FUCKING CRYSTAL
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splinter_of_the_Mind%27s_Eye
>>
I guess /tv/ actually likes Phasma since they're going as far as to belittle the prequels
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>>81951992

Still makes more sense than a tree.
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>>81943840
this game was actually quite a lot of fun too
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>>81933455
How did you dad get laid then?
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>>81939176
If that really is his origin and he is this super-rich darksider balling around in his gigantic Star Destroyer, it's absolutely fucking retarded, just for the simple fact that it would be inconceivable that he and Palpatine never crossed paths.

Palpatine and Vader were hunting down every last Jedi on every single shitty backwater. No way they would have missed another dark side user as powerful as Snoke. Someone that rich would be conspicuous no matter how much they may try to stay low key.

It makes no sense.
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>>81951992
Crystals at least are pretty ingrained in Star Wars lore.
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>>81940072
Doesn't make it any less true. You'll see anon, you'll see.
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>>81951992
>ripping off Final Fantasy

Jesus what a hack
>>
>Maul
Got expanded upon heavily in cartoons
>Jango
He's just silver Boba Fett
>Grevious
Was a little bitch in the movie, like Maul was heavily built upon in the cartoons
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>>81952622
>Literally the original model for the entire galactic republic and early empires armies.
>just silver Boba Fett
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>>81932874
>Target audience goes crazy over character
>I don't like him so no one can
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>>81952713
The only reasons he's memorable is because he's a recolor of a popular character
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>>81952017
OCD mid-level manager from hell that buckles under the first sign of resistance is funny, even if not scary
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>>81932514
all of them are shit desu, even though I kinda liked the idea of grievous being a non-force user obsessed with lightsaber combat and killing jedis
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>>81952717
he's not a character
he's just plot device with double lightsaber and a painted face
>>
I'm legit interested where they will take the sequels plot and what will become of Kylo ren.
Somehow he's more interesting than Rey
>>
>>81952802
Grow out of the Star Wars fandom and get a boring office job.
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>>81952415
Women were a mistake
>>
>>81932514

who is the guy on the right again?
>>
>>81953363
admiral awful
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>Disney pumping billions of dollars into marketing the prequel trilogies by bribing numale millennials to write article after article declaring the hate for the prequels as "unwarranted" or "a misunderstood masterpiece"

Are all the lies really worth it so you can sell those box sets?
>>
>>81952415
Come on Elon, you're smarter than this!
>>
>>81933314
He's also strongly associated with one of the best pieces of film music ever composed.
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