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Pathetic Kevin Smith 2017-04-22 09:54:32 Post No. 81927911
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>filthy fat beast desperately aware that an actual fully figured female is on stage with him on LIVE tv.
>knows his ugly fucking whore wife is watching, slamming her brown taint with her "Harley" baseball bat.
>knows if he hugs christina, his wife will kill him. He will be banned from watching her and the bull for a MONTH AT LEAST.
>Quickly turns away blindly grabbing the nearest guy on stage to hug him instead, thanks god its a black bull. He feels safe again.
>Sweats as he realises he exposed his bald spot for the nation to see. He dies inside.
>leno gestures wildly attempting to distract the audience.
>Christina looks confused and sad. Her feet hurt and she has been waiting all day to say hi to the director of some of her favorite movies.
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>>81927911
nice jorts bro
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>>81927911
I haven't seen him wear any other outfit for many years.
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he has a problem
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>>81927911
>be fat unattractive male
>Funny, but not the kind of funny that gets pusy
>Spend years being fat and unattractive
>Become hardened to reality over decades
>Become comedy kingpin in indie boom
>Ignore plastic bitches, acquire fanboyish cool guy rep
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>>81928503
is that you kevin?
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>>81928503
>wake up to the sad reality of another man railing your ugly wife
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>>81928573
>>81928541
A life based around getting laid is already ruled out. Also emboldened by the millions of gay guys who are somehow still into that.
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Being fat is one thing, but why the fuck does he dress like that?
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>>81928607
>you hug a hot girl when she wants it
>means you must base your life around getting laid
sure thing buddy.
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>>81928619
What would he dress up for? He's still not getting the pussy. Might as well be comfy.
>>81928651
He's like a monk, he's become immune to the allure of hot chicks. They're an illusion but bros are true.
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>>81928681
is that your story
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>>81929596
She fucking wishes she was cyndi. Already looks worse with double the plastic.
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>>81928483
Her body must be a fucking flabby disgusting mess without clothes
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>>81929807
Not much of the original body left
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Dam xtina is TH TH TH THICC
Got a nigga like dam yo rn
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