Does anybody else find it a little emasculating to go to the

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>drinking coffee
>not just making it yourself
>going to coffee shops for anything other than quick dates

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>>81927368
get off coffee m8

has a far bigger effect on your mood than you think

wait until your first caffeine withdrawal. you won't be quite so happy to drink that shit again

>>81927523
Based Bruce Almighty knows how to control his caffeine intake.

>>81927523
>faggy foreign films

You proved my point. I never order small coffee's anymore. Even if I only want a bit of coffee I order a medium or a large, and just dump whatever is left out in the parking lot when I am done with it.

>>81927368
>small
what are you, some sort of coffeelet?

>>81927594
People always talk about withdrawal but I've gone a week without coffee by accident and nothing happened. Does it take longer to set in?

Fat people, fat coffees as the saying goes.

>>81927657
No, it takes 1 or 2 days to set in. You just feel a bit sore all over and irritable.

>>81927613
Sounds like you've got confidence issues m8

>going to coffee shops

t. coffee industry shill

>>81927403
This. I don't think I've ordered any sized coffee in like 6 years.

>>81927657
How much coffee do you drink? It doesn't effect all people the same way but caffeine withdrawal is pretty hard to miss. It feels like you have the flu.

>>81927368
>being this cucked by the caffeinated jew

not patrician

>>81927368
I'm 6ft4 and drink espressos, get good lad

It's like fucking a short girl, it just makes you look bigger

>>81927368

whether you order small or large they still put the same amount of coffee in the bottom, large is just weaker with more milk

>>81928601
? Where do you buy coffee? Just get it black.

>>81928601
>He puts milk in his "coffee"

>>81927368
I never drink coffee. I've had a few cups in my life but never cared much for it. I never consume anything else with caffeine either.

What am I missing?

>>81929404
Anxiety, insomnia, and the American Dream.

>>81927368
Real big men like me drink espresso, not that shit that you call "coffee".

>>81929614
I would rather jump off a bridge than be seen holding that TINY expresso cup. How can any man drink from such a dainty small cup and look at himself in the mirror after?

>>81929614
>espresso meme

theres more caffeine in regular coffee

>>81927368
>be american
>never heard of espresso

You do realise that the difference between a small and large coffee is about ten ounces of milk, right? You're arguing that real men like their coffee diluted in a giant cup of hot milk.

>>81929711
By price, not by volume. Try drinking a 12 ounce cup full of espresso.

Why does every protagonist r in cinematic history drink their coffee black? I drink black coffee, but it's a lot more rare in real life than the movies.

>>81928601
>>81929786
Seriously, where are people getting your coffee? You can buy a 20 oz cup of coffee with no milk.

>>81927613
That makes you a moron

>>81929848
Because it's an easy "show don't tell" way to demonstrate that your character doesn't have an ulcer.

>>81929861
Yeah but at least I have a big manly cup whereas the lesser males in society have their tiny cup of coffee.

>>81929860
In that case it's just diluted with hot water, you nonce.

Trust me, i'm an english major. Filling a 20oz cup with pure espresso shots would take about five minutes. You get a double shot and ~16oz of boiling water.

>>81929921
Pro Tip we're talking about brewed coffee not lattes

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This is how I drink my coffee, fuck you.

>>81929921
Do brits really not have coffee other than espresso?

>drinking coffee at all

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who /kalitawave/ here?