Whoa, could you imagine that? A 40 year old virgin?

>>81927351
Memes

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LOL

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>>81927461
Wow! H-how unbelievable, I mean EVERYONE was having sex with each other in High School, you'd have to be a real piece of shit worthless loser to miss out on teen love...

Hahaha i'm so lonely and i cry everyday and even thoguh i try bettering myself thing don't work out haha

>>81927351
This flick went out of its way to make the point that people with sex lives are just as "bad" or even worse as people without sexual relations. Steve Carell was the healthiest of his group, even the chick he ended up getting with was incredibly fucked up from not controling herself.

>>81927543
teen "love" sucks my man, teenage girls are PEAK moody and unreasonable and none of them know how to fuck except for the school whore(s) nobody actually wants to touch. like barely 1% of all HS relationships are worthwhile in either sex or emotional love, and even fewer will ever be both.

>>81927784
>PEAK moody and unreasonable
Also peak pussy and youth. You're just lying to yourself.

>>81927351
40 year old virgins are indeed very very rare. It's not hard to get laid, and even if you can't, get a proustite

>>81927351
I don't have to imagine.

>>81927784
lmao actually you're the one who's supposed to do the fucking part you faggot

>>81927461
>congratulations Senors
They're congratulating latinos?

This movie has the worst message
>Steve Carrell has to give up his fun hobbies and raise an another man's son to become a grown up
Why not just keep your fun hobbies?

>>81927908
Dehumanizing teenage sex toys is a skill.

>>81928223
>a movie needs a message
I fucking hate millenials.

>>81928223
I-it's a comedy. R-right?

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>>81928223
Because fucking normies.

>>81928296
You are a millenial.

>>81927461
desu for a girl being a virgin at 18 is surprising

pretty much all male betas are virgins past 18 though

>>81928223
Two daughters actually including a teenage Kat Dennings.

>>81928223

Yeah it kind of did have a bad message

But still wasnt he feeling miserable because of loneliness?

>>81928437
Just because you're lonely doesn't mean you should have to give up your hobbies and raise a kid thats not yours

>>81927351
Sex with women is a commodity. It is bizarre how virgin shaming still works in hook up culture.

>>81928524

But he loved the kid? And he loved that woman? And, by the looks of it (in the last very brief 10 mins of the movie), he found happiness?

5 more years

Have sex when you're prepared for the possibility of children.

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i lost my virginity at 17 but haven't had sex in 13 years since then

do i win?

>>81929117
You blew your cosmic powers for a one-night stand, not worth it IMO.